LOL: I am a pressure monster in the alliance, spraying lck to be autistic

LOL: My alliance is stressful, I spray lck into autism Author: Two and a half catties

Summary:

　 brainstorming, esports, games

It's time for S7, a mighty year, and everyone in LPL is excited!

And at this moment, an internal voice from the royal family exploded!

"Are you trash?

Let me TP and I will TP, right?

My soldiers don't eat it? "

"We all know that the opposite side is about to jump over the tower, but you are still standing there like a fool, if you don't overtake you, who will you overtake?"

"To tell you the truth, stop playing cards. Go abroad and become a bitch. Forget about being a croupier. What the hell are you playing?"

"If you lose this one, don't blame me for stressing you to death!"

Now it's broken!

Chen Ze had a small mouth under pressure, and his title as the king of trolls was hammered with stones!

Just when all the LPL teams were about to retire Chen Ze, the LCK next door, which has always ruled the world, waved to him!

"I can't help it, brothers, I want to live, this time I can only bring the pressure to the LCK!"

Chapter 1 I'm dying, please stop breastfeeding!

"Chen Ze, why don't you come down to protect me? If you get into a fight, there will be fewer people. Don't you count 13 in your heart?"

"Stop arguing, he brought fire, not TP at all."

During a training match, someone complained in the internal voice.

"The boss is not young anymore, don't pretend to be a giant baby all day long, you should stabilize your development first, and don't fight when someone comes, you can definitely do it, you are the world's number one AD!"

"Everyone, listen to me, it's useless to bring TP, just set it on fire and kill everything. I've already killed the opponent's top laner three times, and he can't play!"

"Jungle, don't swipe, don't grab, just squat on the top lane, I have the advantage in this round, fight around me!"

"Steady your mind, don't be a pressure kid, you can win this game!"

"This wave is easy to kill, run the pawn line in the middle, and hold on to the other lanes, don't send them away!"

"Listen to me, do you really want to spend your entire career doing nothing? You can't even win a championship!"

"Proud, if you don't win a championship, are you worthy of yourself?"

. . . . . .

After this video was spread wildly on the Internet, Chen Ze knew that he could not hide his identity as the "National Nursing Mother".

"Who is this person? Why have I never heard of it before? Why can he command like this?"

"You don't even know this? The first milk of the country, but there is nothing wrong with what he said!"

"However, is it reasonable for such a newcomer to point fingers at a Uzi veteran?"

"There's nothing wrong with it? E-sports is the most feared thing. This is the closed disciple of Senior Colonel Guan!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, the reason for the recent decline in the royal family's grades has been found, and it must be the existence of this cancer!"

"Just this kind of poisonous milk, if you don't get kicked out of the team, keep it for the Chinese New Year?"

. . . . . .

Inside the Royal Family Electronic Sports Club.

Without warning, Chen Ze traveled to this parallel world a week ago.

And this parallel world is every time S7, everything is familiar and strange!

However, as the discourse on the Internet continued to ferment, Chen Ze received the news that he was pushed on the bench that night.

Look at the water dispenser!

The reason is also very simple. At that time, the royal family's bot lane was still a four-guarantee-one tactic.

It was unprecedented for Chen Ze to play a training match with him.

This S7 will start playing immediately.

His appearance directly broke the royal family's operating routine.

When receiving the news, Chen Ze was not shocked, but sat in front of the water dispenser, as if he was familiar with this feeling in advance.

It looks chic, but in fact it has mixed feelings in my heart!

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 8888 chicken soup points. 】

Everything starts with Chen Ze binding the e-sports chicken soup system.

Among them is a very interesting option, [In a word, warm him up all day. 】

As long as you send chicken soup to your teammates, Chen Ze will receive chicken soup points, which can be used for roulette lottery, improving your game level and various statistics.

When the accumulation reaches a certain level, you can also use chicken soup points to upgrade the system, thereby expanding the scope of the prize pool.

To be honest, before the soul transmigrated into this world, Chen Ze was a stressed kid.

Playing games, my favorite part is not enjoying the game process, but spraying my teammates!

It's not spraying, it's on the way to spray.

What matters is the pure mouth.Stinky, ultimate enjoyment!

However, the system gave too many rewards, making Chen Ze successfully transform from a stressed kid into a "National First Milk"!

When playing rank, teammates quarreled, and he superseded!

Teammates throw the blame, he takes the blame!

However, as he nursed his milk, his strength improved as he ascended!

In just half a month, he went straight from an unknown master in the suburbs to number one in the canyon!

What shocked countless people was that when this guy rushed to the canyon with a thousand points, his winning rate was as high as 89%!

You know, the record holder, dopa, is only 75%!

89% What is that concept?

Step on the elo mechanism, a god who can carry the game by himself!

With a heavy armored warrior ceiling in one hand, and a unparalleled swordsman in one hand, he even killed all the gods on the road!

Only then was the royal family poached and signed a temporary contract.

I thought that when Chen Ze played games, he just talked too much.

Who knew, after the training match, he talked even more closely!

Not only fed chicken soup to teammates, but also called the giant stain baby!

The most important thing is that it has been exposed on the Internet now!

There is no way, those who have just been recruited cannot be opened.

You can only press on the substitute first.

Crash. . .

Sitting next to the water dispenser, Chen Ze took a glass of water.

After all, the two brothers will have a long time to get along in the future.

Just at this time, a somewhat bloated but stalwart figure walked towards him!

It is the core of the royal family's four guarantees and one system, Uzi!

Chen Ze's face became hot when he thought of his purple milk sauce just now, but now he was pushed on the bench.

Instinctively turned his head away.

"Oh? I've been looking for you for a long time, why are you here?"

Uzi frowned, chewing tactical gum.

"You're not here to laugh at me, are you? Uzi, you play the game very well, as long as..."

Even at this juncture, Chen Ze still didn't forget to feed the chicken soup.

"You were put on the bench?"

"Why? Just wait, I'll reason with them!"

Seeing Chen Ze sitting next to the drinking fountain, Uzi gritted his teeth.

Chen Ze couldn't handle this.

What's the situation?

Chen Ze grabbed Uzi's arm with a puzzled look on his face.

"You...you don't bother me? I said that just now..."

Uzi sighed, and patted the back of Chen Ze's hand.

"Brother, it's a lie to say that you don't bother. You are so good at ink. You really pour chicken soup into people's mouths! This is the first time I have been directed like this!"

"However, I thought about it later. After playing professionally for so many years, I really should mature."

"What you said is indeed correct. I have a big problem. It is because of you in the last game that we won by operating alone."

"Anyway, buddy, I agree with your statement."

Chen Ze was quite moved by this speech.

In his previous life, Chen Ze felt like a fan of the royal family.

Until later, it was revealed that Uzi was badly hanging up to take a shower, S8 drew G2 and laughed like a dog, and laughed until S9.

Sword Finger Team!

As a result, looking at it this way, he is a stress monster on the court, but he can still communicate normally off the court.

Sure enough, if they want this team and this person to perform well, they really have one big tit missing!

Like Chen Ze!

"Okay, thanks, but now it's all like that, I'm already a substitute."

Chen Ze waved his hand.

After all, the royal family system has been completed, and there is still a younger brother on the road. Without Chen Ze, the system looks more complete!

"I went to talk to the coach and the management, and my words still have some weight."

However, Uzi smiled and told Chen Ze not to worry.

Who doesn't know, in this royal club, Uzi spit and nail each other.

Say wind is rain!

Even when playing games, it can affect the coach's BP!

Looking at the back of Uzi's leaving, Chen Ze also had a bottom line in his heart, and even waited for the coach to come back and beg him!

Chapter 2 SKT's trial training request?real or fake?

However, what Chen Ze didn't expect was that when he received the news again.

I actually...

Get fired?

What the hell...?