The Swordsman of Faerûn

However, since this idiot can't be used as animal power, let's use it as food.Looking at the puffed meat it has all over its body, regardless of the quality and taste of the meat, just judging by the weight, it can be estimated that it can be no less than ten tons.

Even if there are 390 four refugees in the entire refugee camp, plus his family of four, let go of their cheeks and eat hard, it is estimated that it will not be exhausted in ten and a half months.

After thinking about it this way, William realized that this guy is the real big meal bag.

The hunting team finally caught up. When they found the terrifying monster that William was molesting, they were almost scared to pee, and then they were so excited that they couldn't control it.

Needless to say, anyone who sees his boss playing with a giant monster like a goose, playing with his hands, will also cheer for his big thick leg.

At this moment, Thunderfury Boar had lost the strength to stand up, and it could only lie down in the dirt and grunt unwillingly.However, the surrounding land, which is more than ten miles around, looks like it has been eaten by dogs and worms. The soil was turned up.

There are also those innocent birds and beasts, who were implicated in this innocent disaster and lost countless lives.The thunderous roar of the Thunderfury Boar is really terrifying to those fragile little lives. Those who are less courageous will be directly killed by the roaring of the liver and gallbladder. Stepped into the mud and turned into powder.

To put it bluntly, the lives killed by Thunderfury Boar are definitely ten times and a hundred times more than the animals William hunted in this hunting operation.

William took advantage of the opportunity of Thunderfury Boar lying down to catch his breath, and came to Baird and the others, and said, "There are a lot of ready-made prey here, all of which were killed by that giant boar-like beast. You can just pick them up here. Yes, there is still a group of swollen bone deer that I have imprisoned, you can find a way to tame them as animal power."

William said that this is not difficult, because the two druids in the hunting team are very good at taming animals, and the rangers also have similar abilities. The abilities of these two professions are simply equal to ordinary animals in the wild. It is quite enviable and jealous to have a legal cheating device for forcing that.

Then he turned around and began to lure Thunderfury Boar to the direction of the refugee camp. After all, this big guy was a bit overweight. If William killed it on the spot, and then wanted to transport its body back, it would be a headache. thing.

It's a pity that the development of things often does not depend on people's will.When Thunderfury Boar regained a bit of stamina, it didn't continue to target William, even though he did tons of damage to Thunderfury Boar.

The blood-red eyeballs of Leinu wild boar rolled aimlessly, and then it spotted the hunting team not far away. It turned around and rushed towards them with its head stuck, as if they were Weiner in the eyes of perverts. Si, a big bone stick in the eyes of a hungry dog.

William couldn't help yelling angrily, and said, "How dare you! What kind of bastard! How dare you act like a monster under my nose!" He jumped up suddenly, swung his arm, and pointed Latis's gun at him. He shot Thunderfury Boar in the head.

The sharp dragon tooth blade directly broke through the Thunderfury Boar's skull, then pierced into the pig's brain and came out through the skull.The Leinu wild boar that had just started running had not had time to show its invincible power, but it fell headlong into the mud like a running bull that stumbled, and fell heavily on its belly in front of everyone.

William, on the other hand, threw himself into a chaotic bush on the other side, and swung his knife at a lurking figure.

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Satyr is a special kind of humanoid creature. Their lower body has hooves like the hind legs of a goat, and their upper body is no different from that of a human, but they have a pair of goat horns on their head.

Most of the time, the half-goats are kind, polite and friendly, giving people the impression of being shy and timid or hospitable.But their nature is selfish, greedy and decadent.

Half goats like all kinds of entertainment, including food, wine, music, games, and some indescribable sports related to love. They can have a good time with any kind of humanoid or animal that can interact. ism movement.

Of course, half-goats don't mind using some violent means, including killing people, to get what they want.

If a satyr is very enthusiastic about you, usually by enthusiastically persuading you to drink, playing you intoxicating songs or tricking you with some sad stories and legends, then you have to be careful.

The other party may have taken a fancy to you, or the belongings in your luggage, or even a half-goat who wants to get both money and money.

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All of the above are stories and legends about half-goats that have been circulated in the adventure tavern. Many farmers even claimed after drinking too much that they saw a certain half-goat treat their cows or female goats more than once. did something unforgivable.

William once didn't take this kind of joking joke seriously, but today he really saw a half-goat man with a lower body like a goat's hooves, a strong upper body and arms like a human, and a wild beast with curved male goat horns. head.

This half-goat man is holding a delicate bagpipe in his hand, carrying a wooden bow and feathered arrows on his back. He seems to be quite surprised that William can find him, and while leaping up like a springbok, he is playing the bagpipe vigorously. .

An ear-piercing sound sounded in his ears, and William had the feeling that his ears were going to be deafened, but he just adjusted his ear muscles a little, and shielded the unpleasant sound from his body.

However, William's figure couldn't help slowing down a little bit, which made his face-to-face knife inevitably fall into the empty space. When William landed, his feet kicked suddenly, and he dived into the ground with force and then exploded. Like an arrow, Qi Qifei shot in the direction where the satyr jumped away, and William himself also took advantage of the situation to go straight to the enemy.

The satyr seemed so surprised that William was not affected by the music, so much so that he forgot to continue playing the bagpipes. Of course, the flying trees also played a large part of the reason.

The flying wood knocked the satyr to the ground, and before he got up from the ground, William had already come to the side of the satyr, with one foot on the head of the half-human, half-monster, making it difficult for him to get up.

The half-goat who had been humiliated was about to struggle desperately, but Qiu Shui knife stuck to his neck and stuck on the ground. The half-goat immediately calmed down and obediently stopped all movements of resistance.

William stepped on the head of the half-goat man, squatted down and said with a smirk: "I thought you half-goat people were beasts that couldn't communicate, but I didn't expect that there are also people who are greedy for life and afraid of death! Tell me, sheep head Strange! How should I deal with you?"

But the satyr said angrily: "Cruel human! Demon! You are insulting a glorious forest goblin! I am not a goat! I am a satyr, a glorious satyr!"

A goat is a strange monster from the lower planes, cruel, violent, and irrational, almost equal to a demon.However, Satyr is a kind of fine creature, which means the holy elf in the forest. The half-goat is just a kind of fine creature. When William called him a goat, it seemed to the half-goat. To say that is nothing less than a very bad insult.

Of course, the sheep are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.Facing William's butcher knife, although the half-goat was full of anger, he never dared to resist and struggle. He was very aware of the gap between himself and William.

Just like the half-goat who only dared to use tricks to lure the thunder and fury wild boar, which he was completely unable to fight, from the fairy world to the main material plane to deal with the enemy.However, Thunderfury Boar was played and abused by William like a clumsy piglet, which allowed him to clearly measure the strength gap between himself and William.

Therefore, counseling is not a shame, but a rational choice.

William is not a pervert who likes to humiliate others, and he doesn't care much about the argument of being a half-goat.William looked down at the satyr and said with a sneer, "Whether you're a goat or a satyr, I'm not interested. I only care about one thing, why did you attack my men?"

The reason for saying this is that William happened to discover that it was this half-goat who cast some kind of spell on a hunting team member, which caused the Thunderfury Boar to turn its target and try to attack the hunting team, or to say that it attempted to attack the cast member. Spell hunters.

The half-goat man said a little dejectedly: "It was you who broke the peace of the jungle first, and then I attacked you."

"We destroyed the peace of the jungle? No, it should be the huge wild boar who destroyed the jungle..." William looked at the satyr with a sneer, and suddenly his face changed suddenly, and he shouted angrily, "Damn! This wild boar You made it?! Bastard stuff!"

William suddenly realized a misunderstanding in his self-righteousness. What the half-goat said about "breaking the peace of the forest" was not the Leinu wild boar plowing the field at all, but the hunting of animals in the forest by their group.

He grabbed the satyr by the neck, held up the elf, who was almost as tall as a normal human, in the air, and asked sharply, "Say! Did you drive away the animals at the edge of the forest?"

The half-goat man grabbed William's iron-like arm and said with difficulty: "The terrible human wanderers are about to enter the jungle. They are like demons and will eat up everything that can be eaten. In order to protect the integrity of the jungle ecology, had to relocate all the animals there."

"A bunch of damn bastards!" William couldn't help cursing angrily, and ruthlessly threw the satyr on the ground, causing his whole body to burst with pain and the corners of his mouth to bleed.

Of course William will be angry. It is precisely because of the coquettish operation of this half-goat man and his possible (inevitable) accomplices that it will inevitably greatly increase the difficulty of survival for the victims of the flood. Is the catastrophe to rub salt in the wounds of the redeemed?

Those bastards who dare to throw stones at men deserve to die ten thousand times!

William glared at the satyr viciously, and asked, "Apart from you, who else was involved in the migration of animals?"

But the half-goat said without any sense of secrecy: "All the fairies in the forest have participated in the rescue operation."

An idea suddenly popped up in William's mind, and he asked again: "Can you fine creatures control the migration of animals?"

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"We are not fey creatures, we are fairies of glory, descendants of the great spirit of nature, fairies of the jungle and wilderness!" The satyr slightly refuted William's slightly discriminatory title, but he was very cooperative "Of course, we have a symbiotic relationship with all the animals in the jungle. We teach them how to forage, where to live, how to find mates, how to reproduce, how to take care of their young, and how to avoid predators."

"We trust each other with the animals. When we ask them, they will naturally respond to us without hesitation." Speaking of this, the half-faun had a vague aftertaste on his face, as if he was Reminisce about a pleasurable experience.

William was very satisfied with the answer of the half-goat man. In this way, it is possible to implement his idea. The only problem is to find a way to convince the half-goat man in front of him and the other existences behind the half-goat man. They are the main executors to realize William's vision.

Of course, it takes skill to persuade others. Generally speaking, it can be divided into two types: soft and hard. The soft ones are deception and inducement;

Of course, in the final analysis, what William wants to do now is still asking for others, so it is not a wise choice to directly use hard methods at this time.

He helped the half-goat man up again, adjusted his broken muscles and bones, and then softened his tone a little, and said, "What should I call you, half-goat man?"

The half-goat said: "You can call me Larry, Larry of the Pinas family. Among my brothers and sisters, I play the bagpipe the best!"

"Okay! Larry from the Pinas family is an excellent bagpiper. As far as I know, you satyrs should all like wine and food, right?" William said as kindly as possible.

"Of course, sir. Good food is my life, and fine wine is my soul. When the beautiful music combines the two, it becomes a complete half-goat..." The half-goat chanted a little excitedly Of course, the focus of the poem itself is not here, but the story about some indescribable exchanges between the satyr and the "imprisoned" lover.

Half-goat people are so emotional and affectionate. Good wine, food, music and things that cannot be described are the temptations they cannot resist.

William said: "Larry, I'm not afraid to tell you that I am the lord of the land beyond the jungle. My people lack enough food and need to hunt a lot of wild animals to fill their stomachs."

The half-goat said: "We also like hunting, the lord outside the jungle. But we will not destroy the trees in the jungle like you. The father of the forest is right, you humans are the demons of the jungle."

William shrugged and said: "No way, we humans are not jungle dwellers after all, it is difficult to maintain harmonious coexistence with the trees in the jungle. But we need prey to fill our stomachs, otherwise we will starve to death. Bagpipe Great Larry, you satyrs know it sucks to be starved to death?"

The half-goat said straightforwardly: "We can eat grass when we are very hungry. Although it tastes bad, at least it can fill our stomachs. If your people are about to starve to death, you can also let them try to eat grass." Grass!"

William really wants to beat this goat's head to death. If only eating grass can solve the problem of food for the refugees, why should I come here to talk nonsense with you, a goat? !

William said with a strong smile: "Human stomachs are too fragile. Except for a limited number of plant fruits, they can't adapt to the behavior of eating most of the plants and trees. They have a serious disease that will die when they eat grass. Now my people Only meat, fresh meat."

The half-goat Larry suddenly realized, and said, "So that's it! No wonder the father of the forest only asked us to move animals, but didn't take away all the delicious young leaves and tubers."

William sighed in a compassionate tone: "Larry, my people need meat, which can only be obtained from animals in the jungle. If we humans come to hunt by ourselves, it will inevitably cause serious damage to the jungle. Destruction, like what you're seeing now, they shouldn't have turned out like this."

When William was talking, he pointed to the messy woodland destroyed by Thunderfury Boar, and the half-faun Larry nodded empathetically. The destruction of this piece of forest is indeed horrific. It is estimated that the father of the forest will definitely do it Thunder was furious.

William smiled a little badly and said: "Larry, who is a great bagpipe, I have a very good proposal. You see, I promise that my people will no longer go hunting in the depths of this jungle, it's up to you and your My friends temporarily moved the prey to the outside of the jungle, so that we can get the fresh meat we want, and the jungle you care about will not be destroyed, not even a single plant or tree."

Larry was a little dizzy and felt that what William said made sense, but he quickly realized and said firmly: "No! I will never send animal friends outside the jungle and let you humans kill them!"

William quibbled: "How could it be! Of course we will not kill your half-faun animal companions. We will abide by the natural laws of the jungle and only hunt those old, sick or injured animals, those that are healthy and have vitality. Animals are not within our hunting range. Just like I hunted those swollen deer just now, I only killed four of them that should be hunted, and the others are alive and well."

Larry was a little moved, but still argued: "But, lord outside the forest, you didn't let those poor deer go, you imprisoned them!"

William said coldly: "That's right! If I fail to hunt enough prey this time, for the sake of my people, I will have to kill them all to get enough meat."

Looking at the frightened half-goat man, William changed his gentle face and said, "Of course, with the help of you forest goblins, my people and I don't need to do this kind of cruelty anymore." extinct hunting."

The half-goat persisted in his last stubbornness and said: "But my partner and I don't want to help humans!"

"No! Think about it!" William said confidently.

He took out a small oak barrel the size of a bull's head from the Fire Spirit Armband, and then pried open the cork at the bottom of the barrel (the ancient barrels for winemaking were generally open at the bottom, and when fermenting or standing still, the cork was facing down, relying on the cork The gravity of the barrel itself ensures that the cork will not fall off or leak due to the expansion of the internal fermentation liquid), and a strong alcohol aroma diffuses along the cork hole instantly.

The half-goat Larry just twitched his nose and couldn't help saying "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Like a small motor, it opens and closes rapidly.

"First... first... Mister, what is... what is that... in your hand? It smells so... so strange!" The bright red tongue went straight to William's hand.

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Li Erla's purple memory comes from the finest wine in Waterdeep City, and it is a promotional gift that William got when he made a big purchase in Waterdeep City.

This kind of fermented wine has almost reached the limit of ordinary wine in terms of color, consistency, taste and smell. For some Jiumengzi, Lierla's purple memory is definitely a treasure that cannot be replaced by gold.

However, this stuff is a kind of semi-banned alcohol in Waterdeep City. Except for the Temple of Joy and a few chartered nobles, it is illegal for ordinary people to possess, sell and drink this kind of alcohol.Of course, as the most prosperous port city in the Sword Coast area, ghosts and ghosts are everywhere in the city, and the law enforcement officers in Waterdeep City are just like that when enforcing certain laws and regulations.

It's just that when a wine dealer offends some people who shouldn't be offended, these fermented wine, which is legally illegal, becomes a hot potato.

And when William, the big customer who bought wine, appeared, the wine merchant made a little test and confirmed that he was not a babysitter arranged by someone, and immediately gave all the potentially fatal illegal wine in his hands as gifts. william.

In this way, the wine merchant was freed from the bitterness of being enforced, while William got a pile of precious top-quality wine for nothing. It can be said that everyone is happy.

William is not a heavy drinker, he also drinks, but he only likes to drink two types of alcohol, one is sweet rice wine, which can be drunk as a drink, and the other is spicy white wine with a slightly stronger alcohol content. It can be regarded as a side dish to adjust the taste.

William was a bit insensitive to wine, because he was not used to drinking it, so William was not very interested in Lierla's purple memories.

However, when this precious wine appeared in front of Larry the goat, even if he just smelled it, the goat became a little crazy.

William pushed away Larry's dog-licking face with a palm, tapped the oak cork into the hole, held the wine barrel with the other hand, and shouted: "Larry of bagpipes! Larry! Listen to me!"

"Please tell me, Your Excellency! Larry, listen!" The satyr never moved his eyes from the wine barrel, and he poked his head, trying to get closer to the wine.

William said: "This is the most precious treasure in my territory - the milk of the goddess of joy. If you can help me and my people migrate enough prey, I will give it to you!"

When the half-goat man heard the words, his brain immediately became active.

As a humanoid creature whose intelligence is no less than that of human beings, half-goats are not really the kind of fools who seem easy to deceive.They may be a little innocent, but they are cunning enough. Many times, you feel that you have deceived the goat, but that is actually just an illusion that the goat wants you to see.

Larry put away his impatient look, and said with a smile: "How can I be sure that the treasure you mentioned is real? Maybe she just smells good, but it's hard to drink?"

William nodded and said, "What you said is very reasonable, Your Excellency Larry. Maybe I can give you a cup in advance so that you can taste its flavor."

Larry jumped up happily, and clapped his hands: "That's really great! What are we waiting for! Please let me taste the milk from the Goddess of Joy right away!"

William pressed the cork of the wine barrel, squinted and said, "Mr. Larry, where is your wine glass? You can't drink this glass of wine without a wine glass."

Larry patted his forehead, and immediately rushed into the depths of the forest.

William put away the wine barrels, and then ordered the hunting team members who were watching the excitement not far away to quickly pick up the dead animal corpses, but he came to the corpse of Thunderfury Boar and began to dismember this huge beast.

The Thunderfury Boar's corpse is not easy to decompose. First of all, its body surface is densely covered with steel drill-like bristles, which are almost as sharp as iron cones. It is difficult for ordinary people to work close without being stabbed.

In addition, Thunderfury Boar's body surface is covered with a thick layer of granite armor, and the rock layer is attached to the horny skin that is tougher than rubber tires, so that Thunderfury Boar's pig skin can resist most cutting thorns or blunt hit damage.

The third is the huge size of Thunderfury Boar, which is also a huge and difficult project for the dismemberer.

As for the various subcutaneous tissues, fascia, and muscle layers under the pigskin, it is another situation.

However, these were not a big problem for William. He directly pulled out Latis's gun from the pig's head. What was strange was that it didn't return directly to William's hand just now when it hit the target.

William didn't care about this either, he held the dragon tooth battle gun in one hand, swung his arm and slashed at the belly of Thunderfury Boar, but it was like cutting tofu with a sharp knife, no matter it was hard granite or horny pigskin with amazing toughness, were easily cut.With the guy in hand, the next step is to test patience. William kept cutting the skin of the Thunderfury wild boar, cutting the pig belly into several sections that are easy to decompose, and then began to divide the skin and meat. .

William wasn't very proficient in killing pigs, but his knife skills were good enough, and his control of power could be described as finely tuned, almost dividing the layers of pig skin and meat into distinct layers, not bad at all.

In fact, the first layer under the pig's skin is the fat layer, and the snow-white fat layer on the belly of Thunder Nu wild boar is nearly half a meter thick. For the refugees, this stuff is more important than any other meat Use more ingredients.

William divided the fat layer on the pig's belly into strips with a cross-section of half a meter square and a length of nearly one meter, and put them one by one into the fire spirit armband.

Just as he was dividing the pork, the half-goat Larry reappeared. Holding a deep-mouthed silver plate almost the size of a washbasin, he rushed to William and shouted, "Your Excellency, I have brought a drinker." cup. Meh--I can't wait to taste the fragrance of the Goddess of Joy!"

William got out of Thunderfury Boar's stomach, his body smelled strongly of blood, but his skin and clothes were not stained with even a single drop of dirty blood.

William took out the oak barrel again, patted it lightly twice, then looked at the silver basin in the hand of the satyr, raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "Larry from the Pinas family! Are you insulting me? Or do you want to Insulting this bucket of treasures in my hand?! Is this thing in your hand a wine glass?"

Larry smiled slyly and said, "I usually use this silver cup to drink... for drinking, this is of course a wine glass! Your Excellency, you said that you would give me a glass of fine wine to taste first, and I am waiting to taste your fine wine Meh!"

William pretended to change his face and said: "Please forgive me for refusing, Larry of the Pinus family! A good wine needs a good glass to be suitable. A urinal like yours is only suitable for drinking the stinky mud in a small puddle, You are not qualified to carry the milk of the Goddess of Joy at all. If I let you drink it, it would be disrespectful to the Goddess of Joy!"