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"Everyone trained well. I just discussed with the Zhou Bureau. In order to praise you, I specially applied for a batch of supplies for you!"
The old rules, you have to give these guys some real benefits.
……
"Xia Yaozu, recently the research institute invented a new ultrasonic vibration machine, which is far more comfortable than the previous generation of products, and now reward you, I hope you will continue to work hard!"
Qiao Yuan stepped forward and patted it on the shoulder. Immediately, an obsessed expression appeared on the crusher's face.
In order to hold this crusher in check, he specially spoke to Zhou Ju.
It’s roughly like squeezing toothpaste, just squeeze a little bit at a time, and then choose a high-end name to ensure that the crusher feels almost something while getting the experience, so that they will look forward to the next new product even more.
"And you, I also discussed with Ju Zhou, there will be a small car exhibition in Liyang City this month, you can go and test drive all the cars on display!" Qiao Yuan said to the bald foreign spirit.
The bald alien spirit also looked excited, and couldn't believe it.
The test drive is true, but you can do something secretly to let the bald head damage the car, so that a batch of debt bills will appear. At that time, the official will come forward, grasp the scale, and can control the bald head.
His eyes moved to the next one.
"Social terror, you too, Zhou Ju specially bought a coffin room for you, it's very clean, no one will disturb you."
……
This time, it cost a lot of money to deal with social terrorists. The coffin room was jointly researched and developed by a group of designers, psychologists... and more than a dozen professors, and it was specially aimed at social terrorists.
Guaranteed to make it linger and hold its heart firmly.
There is only a one-month trial period for the latter. If you need to continue to experience or upgrade, you need to pay rent. Those who are socially afraid can only receive wages and pay rent after completing the task.
Finally... Qiao Yuan came to the Big Mouth Spirit.
To be honest, among this group of strange spirits, only this big mouth gave me a headache.
Even the crush is submissive in front of him, but he has a big mouth... he can't speak his brains, or he has no brains, so he must speak loudly!
"Your situation is a bit complicated. In view of your recent performance, Zhou Ju decided to cancel all your benefits, but I still had the cheek to plead with Zhou Ju, and he agreed. He developed an app for you alone. You have one every day. Hours of free time to chat with a group of comedians."
The big-mouthed ghost's expression turned ugly.
"However... to increase the duration depends on future performance. There is no upper limit. In theory, you can have unlimited duration."
The corners of the big-mouthed ghost's mouth rose.
"In short, I have won so many benefits for you, so don't let me down!" Qiao Yuan said.
Crusher: "Thank you Brother Qiao for fighting for our welfare!"
The bald ghost: "Thank you, Team Joe!"
Social terror: "Happy!"
Dazui excitedly said: "Qiao team, although I am very grateful to you, but I still want to argue, there is no love without a reason in this world, I always feel that you have some conspiracy..."
Baso~
Qiao Yuan took out the knife and closed his mouth completely.
"The basic training is almost done. Next, we will start to strengthen the training and change the place..."
woohoo~
At this moment, Qiao Yuan's cell phone rang.
"Intensive training will be postponed, let's try it in actual combat first!" Qiao Yuan said while looking at the phone, frowning.
……
"Just received a new task, and it's time for the people of Liyang City to test you. Do you have the confidence to complete it?"
All the strange spirits didn't speak, they stared wide-eyed.
Qiao Yuan: "..."
"Crusher, is your machine sending SF Express or postal service, think carefully!"
"Bald, you should think about whether your car needs polishing and maintenance."
"Social terror, whose name are you planning to sign on your real estate certificate?"
"Da Zui, do you need to remove ads from your chat app?"
"So... tell me loudly, do it or not!" Qiao Yuan shouted.
All the strange spirits were spirited for a while, and their eyes glowed.
"Willing to work for mankind!"
"I'm not afraid of being smashed to pieces!"
"Dry!"
"What is the significance of the existence of advertisements? Is there still advertisements without advertisements? I suspect that here..."
Qiao Yuan drew out the big knife and placed it on Dazui's neck, and the Dazui ghost closed its mouth again.
"You wear this mask, and you can only speak when I take it off, otherwise... I will not only cancel your free time, but I will also add advertisements to your chat time, pantomime advertisements!"
With a bitter expression on his face, the big-mouthed ghost was forced to wear a mask under the blessing of Qiao Yuan's sword.
……
Soon, the ten G files were sent over.
【Code Name: Master of Deception】
[Strength: unknown (estimated second order)]
[Mission details: On June 6th, a resident in the west of the city reported that his parents were deceived and joined a cult organization called [Eternal Life Society] and became believers. After a week of investigation by the local sheriff, he finally obtained information and sneaked into it, secretly collecting evidence and observing]
【Click here for audio】
"Pangolin, pangolin, how's the situation?"
"The pangolin received it, the pangolin received it, I have successfully sneaked into the enemy's interior, at least two hundred people have been deceived at the scene, and there are more elderly people. After questioning...they are all given free eggs and free health care by people called [messenger] Products, money-making training courses, free big money... cheated! Preliminary judgment target is a cult organization!"
"be careful!"
"Pangolin received, the target is about to appear!"
"The target has appeared, do you want to start acting?"
"Pangolin, wait for orders!"
呲呲~
"Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want beautiful women like clouds? Do you want those who look down on you to kneel down and look up to you? Do you want to live forever?... I am the only one in the sky and the world, and I want to save all beings... Believe in me Get eternal life... understand the applause!"
clap clap clap clap ~
There was thunderous applause.
……
"Pangolin, is the target talking?"
"Pangolin, pangolin, please answer if you receive it, please reply if you receive it!"
The call is disconnected here, but the voice bar continues.
"..."
"Pangolin, pangolin, start to move, control the boss! Please reply if you receive it, please reply if you receive it!"
呲呲~
There was no response on the phone.
After a few minutes, the signal was switched on again.
"Sir, I resigned. This is just a normal gathering. They are all good people. I am now a believer of the Celestial Master. My belief is innocent, and I believe in the Celestial Master to gain eternal life!"
[Remarks: The sheriff has been controlled and is suspected of being possessed. At the same time, Chengxi received many similar cases. After sorting out, it was learned that the fraudulent organization was secretly collecting money. It has been handed over to the Security Bureau because it is suspected of being involved in a ghost incident]
"..."
【File [-]: Infatuated Man】
【File [-]: Disabled Elderly】
"..."
There are dozens of files, and this incident involves hundreds of people!
All over the city!
And the number of people at each meeting is climbing!
Although there were no casualties, the matter still attracted the attention of the Security Bureau.
But at that time, the Security Bureau was dealing with the incident in the west of the city, so this matter was temporarily shelved.
Now, the strange spirit in the incident appeared again!
……
Just five days ago, the Security Bureau also sent a patrolman to go undercover.
result……
【Click here for audio】
"Team Zhou, I have successfully infiltrated the Eternal Life Club, and the number of people at the scene is estimated to be 500"
clap clap ~
Suddenly, thunderous applause came.
"Team Zhou, the target has appeared, the target has appeared, it has been confirmed to be a foreign spirit, it has been confirmed to be a foreign spirit!"
"I'm going to act!"
At this moment, a strange voice sounded.
"Do you want to live forever? Do you want your partner to impress you? Do you want your lost relatives to come back to you again?... Those who believe in me will be detached!"
呲呲~
After a noise.
"Team Zhou, I'm resigning. I'm now a believer of the Celestial Master. Please settle my salary. I want to dedicate it to the Celestial Master!"
This voice... the bearded man!
This Tier [-] Awakened also betrayed?
Qiao Yuan was secretly startled.
……
"This is the mission issued by the Zhou Bureau, and it is also the first time our team has fought. Please read this file and speak freely!"
Qiao Yuan handed over the file in his hand to the bald ghost, and pointed to Big Mouth to put on the mask to prevent it from stalking.
"It's very simple. Under Qiao Ge's leadership, just kill the ghost that endangers society!"
pop~
Qiao Yuan slapped him across the face.
【Energy value +1】
All the different spirits trembled, this... flattering and being beaten?
"Can you find their next gathering point? Can you guarantee that there will be no human casualties in the on-site battle, and can you guarantee that the target spirit will be arrested on the spot?"
"Violence can't solve any problems. The number of people involved in this incident is as high as hundreds or even thousands. If you don't know their capabilities, it is not recommended to directly force them...to avoid people being injured!"
"An idle mind is an idle mind, move more! In the future, if you team up with the patrols, if you make such a low-level mistake and ruin my reputation, I don't mind going back to the furnace to rebuild you!" Qiao Yuan said.
The bodies of all the strange spirits trembled again.
……
"So, within 10 minutes, you can come up with a plan that can be implemented. It doesn't matter if it is concise, everyone can add it together!"
All the foreign spirits looked at each other, and the bald foreign spirit spoke first.
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