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A scruffy-looking old man in a thin cloth with a goatee was setting up a stall not far away.

It's the old liar who was caught by me to watch the Spring Festival Gala before!

Isn't he in Nanshi?Why did you come here?

In the distance, a piece of historical red cloth was filled with bottles and cans. With the old man's yelling and twenty backflips, many people were really attracted.

Under his bragging and personal operation, many people were fooled into buying.

For a moment, the slovenly old man squinted his eyes with a smile, and kept stroking his shiny beard.

Ever since he spent the Spring Festival Gala in the cell, he thought that Nanshi Fengshui was in conflict with him, so he left Nanshi on the day he was released from prison, randomly tossed a coin to decide the itinerary, and then arrived at Youshi.

Just a few days after setting up a stall, he made a fortune, Youshi is simply a treasure of geomantic omen!

Just then, a voice came from the crowd.

"Old liar, calculate for me if I have a bloody disaster?" Qiao Yuan grinned with a kind smile.

Sloppy old man: "..."

……

After a few minutes.

To disperse the crowd, the slovenly old man moved the stall and continued to shout.

"Take a look, take a look, the ancestral fairy happy water package is efficacious, external application cleans the skin, removes blackheads, shrinks pores, improves skin problems, reduces swelling and pain, has no side effects, and restores your charming charm... Men can't stand it after taking it internally, women. I can’t stand it even after using it, and it will take effect overnight, and if it doesn’t work, you can call the police!”

As soon as the woman who was covering her face with a mask came out after buying medicine from the pharmacy, she heard shouts from a stall in the distance.

"Try it on site, if you fake it, you will pay ten!"

After a moment of hesitation, the woman changed direction and walked towards the stall.

"Brother, can it really reduce swelling and relieve pain?" There was a hint of doubt in the woman's tone.

"I never sell fake products. There are so many people at the scene. I can tell you in a responsible manner. I support you in face-to-face inspection. If you fake a fake, you will pay ten. Over there is the Public Security Bureau. If I fake it, you will arrest me immediately!" The sloppy old man patted his chest and said.

The woman covered her nose, touched her face again, and then made up her mind to remove the mask.

"Can this redness on my face be cured?"

"Master, treat me first!" A lame old man pointed to his leg.

The slovenly old man cast a glance at the lame man, then turned his body to the woman, showing two big yellow teeth and laughed.

"Beauty first, of course it can be cured!"

……

Immediately took out a test tube, poured a few drops into a bowl, added mineral water to dilute it, and then motioned the woman to apply it.

The woman was skeptical, but in the end she followed suit, and sure enough... the pain on her face disappeared, and more than half of her originally red and swollen face disappeared in an instant.

"Wait...beauty, I just made a fortune for you, you will suffer from bloodshed!" the slovenly old man pretended to be mysterious.

"Do you know how to tell a fortune teller?"

The woman didn't believe it at first, but after being fooled by the sloppy old man, she finally believed it.

"There is only one way to avoid this catastrophe, go... as far as you can!"

Thinking of Qiao Yuan's behavior in the interrogation room, the woman bought a bottle of infinitely diluted ectoplasmic liquid at a high price and left the stall in a hurry.

The slovenly old man looked at the phone screen with the cracked tempered film, and the balance displayed on it made him grin from ear to ear.

His gaze flicked back and forth between the woman's back and the screen, and he couldn't help sighing.

"Why am I so obsessed with her?"

"Because she gives people a feeling of cleanliness, cleanliness, self-respect and self-love, pure and pure, guarding oneself like jade, pure and introverted, traditional family care, and suitable for marriage." At this time, Qiao Yuan also walked over with a smile.

The slovenly old man patted his head, showing a sudden realization expression.

"As expected of a leader, you use too many words. I wanted to say the same thing just now."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

……

"Leader, I have followed your instructions. If there is nothing else, I will close the stall first?"

The sloppy old man hurriedly packed his things to prevent him from entering the prison again.

"It can be seen that you like her? Since that's the case, I will help you, and I will take you to see her tonight. My treat!" Qiao Yuan issued an invitation.

If there are no accidents, tonight is the moment to reveal the truth, this strange ability to deprive one's lifespan... I'd better take a colleague to see it.

"Dinner, please?" The sloppy old man's ears immediately perked up.

"Yes, fast food."

"Stingy!" The slovenly old man complained and quickly closed the stall, and set off with Qiao Yuan.

Fast food is fast food, don't take advantage of the bastards!

Especially for a big leader like Qiao Yuan, even if it's fast food, he vowed to add a few more eggs and kill him to the greatest extent in order to avenge the board.

As for watching the Spring Festival Gala in prison, forget it, after all, this year's Spring Festival Gala is really good.

……

Chapter 337 Leader... Save me!

It's getting dark.

The woman trotted all the way, and soon rushed to the rental house. She kept thinking about what the old man who sold medicine and wine had told her, and her heart became more and more uncertain.

She suddenly felt that it was a mistake to leave the Security Bureau. The man with the knife dared to do this in the interrogation room. Wouldn't it be more lawless outside?

It's not too late, you have to go now!

Bringing a few bank cards, the woman changed into light clothes, hurriedly left the rental house, and ran into the distance.

……

Soon after, Qiao Yuan brought the old liar to the place where the woman had just stopped.

Beside him, the old liar hummed and ate the fried noodles, which contained ten eggs, and if the box was not too small, he would even add a few ham sausages.

"Leader, did that woman commit some crime? I think you are interested in her?" said the old liar with rice grains on his goatee.

"How do you know she committed a crime? Maybe I'm a pervert who likes to follow beautiful women?"

"Pull it down, leader, you are so young and promising, and you are so handsome... That woman is at least 40 years old, how could you fall in love with her, but one thing to say, she is well maintained, she is more than enough for me." The old liar He licked his lips.

"How do you know she is 40 years old?" Qiao Yuan asked in surprise.

This old liar doesn't have permission to read this woman's profile. Judging from her appearance alone, this woman is at most in her early 20s.

"Hey, of course it was calculated!" The old liar smiled mysteriously.

"You really know fortune-telling?"

"Yes!"

"Didn't lie to me?"

"Lend me ten guts, and I can't lie to you, the leader. When I sold her medicinal wine before, I really made a fortune for this woman. There was indeed a bloody disaster, and there is another thing that is very strange. It is obvious that her real age is four years old. Around ten, but Yangshou is ridiculously high!"

"Leader, do you know the total lifespan of her?"

"Three hundred years old!" The old liar exclaimed, pointing his fingers.

……

In today's society, various problems such as environmental pollution and food safety are emerging one after another. It is considered a long life for ordinary people to live to 60 years old. It is absolutely rare to live to 100 years old, let alone [-] years old.

Even for the awakened ones, most of them would not live to this age, let alone she was just an ordinary person!

At this moment, Qiao Yuan felt that he underestimated the old liar, but he didn't expect him to be really capable.

"Old liar... No, master, I will entrust you with the next task."

"Leader, I suddenly have a stomachache!"

"Well then, the Public Security Bureau is in front of me. I have acquaintances and free toilet paper. I'll take you in to solve it."

"Leader, do you think it's strange? My stomach doesn't hurt suddenly!"

"People have three urgencies, don't force yourself, does it really hurt?"

"Don't force it, it doesn't hurt at all!"

The old liar spoke righteously.

……

It was late at night.

呲~

A taxi stopped at the entrance of a high-end hotel, opened the door, and a woman came down from the back seat. After paying, the woman looked around, lowered her hat, hurried in, and booked a room at the front desk.

Not long after, the old liar who took a taxi also rushed to the scene. Using his deception skills, he successfully evaded the security guards and asked for the woman's room number.

"I've booked the room next door!" The old liar arrogantly booked an expensive suite, and ordered a few dinners, specially ordering expensive ones, which can be reimbursed anyway.

"Is there a technician? Give me one... no... three, with better techniques!"

"By the way, pay a few thousand more when the invoice is issued." At the last moment, the old liar did not forget to remind.

"Don't worry sir, I understand." The front desk showed a polite smile.

The old liar straightened his beard, and then walked into the elevator contentedly.

Qiao Yuan arranged for him a task to follow this woman, and he reimbursed the entire cost. This task is quite easy. She is just an ordinary person. Although she is old, she is also a serious third-level awakener, so there should be no danger. And get some rebates.

It looks like my luck is here!

……

After entering this luxury suite, the old liar's eyes stared straight, and he took a hot bath immediately. At this time, the waiter and the technician just arrived at the door pushing the dining car.

"Hi sir, is it meal first or service first?"

The old liar's eyes almost narrowed into a line, and he shouted guilt and guilt in his heart.

"Let's go together."

Then he picked up the chicken leg and gnawed it while receiving a massage from the technician.

At this time another room next door.

The woman tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, always feeling that something was going to happen in her heart.

Did the man with the knife in his back discover something?

No, as long as I don't admit it and keep my mouth shut, I'm safe!

The woman comforted herself inwardly.

She knew very well that once she revealed the news, she would die without value!

Jingle Bell!

The ear-piercing ringtone of the landline pierced through the silent room, and the woman who hadn't recovered from the fright trembled, and answered after a moment of hesitation.

"Who?" The woman asked calmly.

"You are very dangerous now. There is a wretched old man next door to you. He is the one who tells your fortune during the day. He is a senior undercover agent of the Security Bureau. You are being followed!"

beep~

The phone is hung up!

The woman's brain was buzzing, and she panicked immediately, sitting on the bed restless, staring at the clock on the wall and finally made up her mind!

He took out a small knife from his bag, cut his finger, and wrote a word on his palm.

【borrow】

Afterwards, the bright blood slowly faded, and soon everything returned to the original state. The woman was relieved, the corners of her mouth raised, and she came to the bathroom calmly.

……