Northern Song Dynasty gangster: Start the game with a dog's head, and Mr. Bao spares his life

"No...no, I'm a widow!"

"I just like widows!"

"I am... twenty-seven years old, much older than you."

"Female Dajiu, have everything!"

"I also want to provide for my husband's children."

"I took care of this brother!"

In the end, Xixi Shi found that he was out of words.

I don't know where Cao Bin heard so many fallacies.

Although she resisted in her heart, she unconsciously felt some warmth.

It turned out that he really didn't despise himself.

However, she never thought about it, and hurriedly pushed Cao Bin away with all her strength, and said in a panic:

"Don't be like this. If you are rude again, I will leave."

Seeing her resisting so much, Cao Bin knew he was in a hurry.

However, since she didn't leave directly, it meant that she wasn't completely unacceptable to herself, and she was just barely ready.

"Sister, forgive me, I made it difficult for you."

With that said, he let go of Sai Xishi, and said tentatively:

"I'm holding a family banquet. If my sister doesn't mind, can I tell you about Shandong?"

Although Sai Xishi blamed him for being rude, he was very curious about Cao Bin's experience in Shandong and hesitated for a long time before nodding his head.

After all, she still has a lot of good feelings for Cao Bin, otherwise she would not let go of the previous things lightly.

When she went out, she saw Hu Sanniang who was guarding the door, and she couldn't help but blush when she thought of the scene just now.

Hu Sanniang was also embarrassed, but she pretended to be nonchalant and followed behind the two unhurriedly.

After greeting each other, Cao Bin proudly talked about his experience in Shandong.

Even Hu Sanniang only knew about the last month, and she didn't understand.

Under Cao Bin's careful explanation, there was a feeling of sudden enlightenment.

Especially the experience of resisting thousands of people in Liangshan by relying on hundreds of people in Caihezhuang made her feel even more excited.

The other three girls are different, they are more worried and afraid, I didn't expect Cao Bin to experience such a dangerous scene......

Hearing Cao Bin's words to withdraw thousands of troops from Liangshan, Hu Sanniang looked at Cao Bin with little stars in his eyes.

The other three women only felt the danger, and their backs felt cold.

They understand that this method is just a helpless move, it's okay if it works, but if it doesn't work, they have to fight desperately.

For a moment, everyone lost their voices.

They only knew that Cao Bin was appreciated by Bao Zheng in Shandong, but they didn't know that he had such a dangerous experience.

After listening to the somewhat exaggerated fight between Cao Bin and Shandong officials, Sai Xishi couldn't help crying again:

"It turns out that there are so many calculations by the authorities in the officialdom. It's because I'm stupid and ignorant that I believe those rumors."

"I simply think you are a corrupt official, I am such a fool..."

Cao Bin was secretly amused, and comforted her for a long time before letting her relax.

The next day, before the red sun rose and Cao Bin was still sleeping in the flowers, a servant girl knocked on the door.

It is said that the Kaifeng government handed over the post, asking Cao Bin to complete the handover as soon as possible and report to the government office.

Cao Bin woke up from his sleep, looked at the dark sky outside again, felt as if he was falling into a sea of ​​pain, covered his head and said:

"What the hell do I know, if you are targeted by Bao Heizi, you will have to suffer... just say that I am sick and can't perform my duties!"

Seeing his childlike appearance, Li Shishi couldn't help being amused, showing a bully arm, pushing him and persuading him:

"Cao Yun, you'd better go to the Kaifeng mansion, you can't keep using illness as a prevarication."

Cao Bin sat up suddenly, looked at her expectantly and said, "Senior Senior Sister, do you think I can pretend to be seriously ill?"

"Ah... this, isn't it good?"

Li Shishi is a little confused, she still doesn't understand Cao Bin's brain circuit, is it worth it just to avoid going to work in Kaifeng Mansion?

If Cao Bin knew what she was thinking, he would definitely say it was worth it.

Isn't it normal to pretend to be sick in order to fish happily?

"That's the decision. I'll go to the grand master and ask him to change my position as soon as possible."

"I heard that the group of people from the Foreign Affairs Institute hang around all day, eating and drinking, so they go to the Foreign Affairs Institute!"

After finishing speaking, he showed an envious expression, lay down with peace of mind, and fell asleep with his arms around Shishi again.

[Congratulations to the host for successfully fishing under Bao Zheng for a day, the special reward is three times the score, and the dandy evaluation is 300 points]

"Very good, I didn't expect such a surprise."

Seeing that he got so many points in one day, Cao Bin felt more at ease.

The inner harem.

Concubine Pang was wearing a gorgeous and shining cloak and showing it in front of several court ladies.

She turned around a few times and said happily:

"Juncai really has a heart. He went to Shandong and still thinks about my sister."

A court lady said:

"I heard from Marquis Boling that this bird-gold fur was produced by Woluosi."

"These fabrics are woven with peacock feathers and gold thread."

"Several top craftsmen took several years to complete it, which can be called a rare treasure."

Concubine Pang wondered, "Woros? Why haven't I heard of it?"

The court lady said: "Marquis Boling said that Uros is still in the north of Liao Kingdom, and has almost no news with us."

Concubine Pang pondered for a while when she heard the words, then sighed:

"Hey, speaking of it, Juncai is even more considerate than my own brother."

"If Pang Yu got such a rare thing, he would probably give it to his wife and concubine."

The palace maid laughed and said, "Marquis Boling also misses your empress very much!"

Concubine Pang didn't speak, but turned around twice and asked:

"Are the officials going to transfer Juncai to Kaifeng Mansion?"

"Bao Zheng is too mean and difficult to get along with. Juncai has gone, so he must suffer..."

"No, I have to ask the official to arrange a good assignment for him."

Ten days passed in the blink of an eye.

Cao Bin also received 3000 playboy points.

On this day, the silk and bamboo in the Hou's mansion were melodious and dancing.

Cao Bin crouched on the couch holding the erhu and playing the erhu blindly, but it also formed a tune of its own...a tune of playing cotton.

Du Shiniang danced to the music, and even secretly followed the rhythm, but she was already out of breath from exhaustion.

"Okay, time is enough, let's start the next game, Senior Sister is too bad, to torment others like this."

Cao Bin put down the erhu and laughed, "Who told you to choose the senior sister to write the question? If you choose me, you will definitely not let you suffer."

Du Shiniang rolled her eyes and said, "Choose Cao Yun, it will be even more uncomfortable..."

At this moment, a little servant girl ran in and said, "Master, Zhan's guards are here!"

Cao Bin jumped up suddenly, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up, put away all the things you eat, drink and play."

There was a flutter of chaos in the room, Cao Bin took a basin of hot water and soaked his face, his face was flushed, and he quickly lay down on the couch and covered himself with a quilt.

"Ouch..."

After Zhan Zhao came in, what he saw was that Cao Bin looked like he was about to die.

"Uncle Cao, what's wrong with you."

Cao Bin was dying and said:

"Guard Zhan, I'm afraid my life is not long. Tell Mr. Bao that I may have failed his high expectations."

"Young Yin of the Kaifeng Mansion, let the old man choose another talented person, I...cough cough, I won't go!"

Zhan Zhao frowned and sniffed, then asked suspiciously, "Uncle Cao, why is there a smell of wine in the room?"

Cao Bin immediately got stuck: "I..."

Du Shiniang stepped forward immediately and said, "I'm sorry, Cao Yun, I just knocked over the jug."

As he spoke, he quickly lit a piece of incense.

Zhan Zhao said speechlessly: "Uncle Cao, don't worry, Zhan has already expected your condition, and he found a famous doctor in the capital to see you."

Cao Bin hurriedly wanted to refuse, but Zhan Zhao didn't give him a chance, he waved directly, and an old man came in with a medicine box on his back.

The old doctor stroked his beard and closed his eyes lightly, and suddenly said:

"Uncle, please don't press the meridian under the armpit, which will affect the old man's listening to the pulse."

Cao Bin said awkwardly: "Not careful, not careful."

Were all ancient Chinese doctors so powerful?Netizens lied to me!

After a long while, the old man stood up and said, "Uncle Cao is in good health and is not sick."

Zhan Zhao stared at Cao Bin and said, "Uncle Cao, what else do you have to say?"

Cao Bin saw that he couldn't be fooled, so he got up embarrassingly:

"Zhan Wei, you also know that I actually have epilepsy, but it's just that I haven't had a seizure now..."

Zhan Zhao shook his head speechlessly and said, "Since that's the case, please ask Uncle Cao to report to Kaifeng Mansion as soon as possible."

After Zhan Zhao led his people away, Cao Bin shook his head and sighed:

"It seems that this trick won't work. My old father-in-law, why are you delaying so much?"

[One failed feigning sickness and skipping work, barely meeting the standard of a dandy, with an evaluation of 1200 points. 】

"Cao Yun, what should we do next?"

Cao Bin said helplessly: "I have no choice but to go to Kaifeng Mansion to work. I can't accompany you in the future, so uncomfortable!"

As he said that, Cao Bin plunged into Du Shiniang's arms to seek comfort...

Cao Bin finally came to Kaifeng Mansion.

As expected, Bao Zheng didn't give him a good face, and reprimanded him with a straight face:

"Uncle Zhongjing, the matter of you pretending to be sick, the government can let it go."

"But this government hopes that you will work hard and do things seriously, and don't bring your dandyism into Kaifeng."

"If the government finds that you have violated the law and discipline, it will not be lightly forgiven."

Cao Bin was full of helplessness: "Master Bao, since you don't like my style, why do you have to transfer me to Kaifeng Mansion, why don't you let me go?",

Bao Zheng was silent for a long while, before he said earnestly: "Uncle Zhongjing, you are of good nature, you should not indulge in sex, let alone indulge yourself..."

Seeing that he was going to start the education mode again, Cao Bin said impatiently:

"Master Bao, I know what you said, but Mr. Cao is not here, Mr. Bao!"

Bao Zheng waved his hand and said: "It's okay, the government will correct your ambition!"