Entertainment: Sing the most affectionate songs, do the most damaging things

The most important thing is that Jiang Li just happened to catch up with this wave of Three Kingdoms Fighting Beauty, and Jiang Li, who was the trigger, directly brought his movie to the highest level of popularity.

Although on Douyin and Weibo, not many people discuss his movie, but the attention is now being taken away by the actresses. Apart from these, his movie is well-deserved to be the most popular!

He has always wanted to contact Jiang Li, not to say thank you, but at least to express his intentions, but he wondered if Jiang Li had changed his number!

He wanted to invite him to a meal, but he couldn't get in touch, let alone attend the premiere.

Jiang Li's Buddhist system really made him live for a long time.

Moreover, this artist, whoever does something casually, is the object of controversy by others. This is the first time he has seen such popularity in the entertainment industry for so many years...

Chapter 122 Famous scene, where is the old onion pulled?

New Year's Eve night.

The old Chinese tradition, the whole family is happy, get together to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

But after watching it for a while, the young man sitting with his parents couldn't help but took out his mobile phone and started complaining on the Internet.

"What the hell? This Spring Festival Gala is fooling around..."

"It's too embarrassing, don't come next year, Xiaoyueyue..."

"In the past, the skits were performed by professional actors. Now, in the skits, there are some singing, some acting in TV dramas, and some acting in movies, but there are no sketch actors (covering your face and laughing)..."

"I'm a little puzzled. Why does this sketch describe the husband and wife? Is there any moral?"

"It's okay, the talk show is good, why are so many people making complaints about it?"

"Can't the singers invite professional singers? Invite a bunch of actors? Is it because we don't have singers in China?"

"Hey, I only watch TV once a year, will it be gone once a year in the future?"

"Slip, slip, let's go to see the Three Kingdoms fight."

Netizens complained that the annual Spring Festival Gala really made them feel embarrassed.

In the early hours of the night, the actresses who participated in the Spring Festival Gala couldn't wait to go home, turned on Douyin, and checked Weibo.

But it's not to watch netizens comment on their performance in the Spring Festival Gala, but to watch the latest situation of the Three Kingdoms Fighting Beauty!

On the Internet, because these actresses are going to participate in the Spring Festival Gala, they are a little weak.

They gear up again and start uploading videos.

New Year's Day.

Countless young couples, or young people took their parents to the theater to watch the movies of Master Xing.

Master Xing's popularity among the older generation is quite high. Many elders, the older generation are fans of his movies. Now that Master Xing's latest movie is released, they all come to join him.

Although 10 knew that this movie was not starring Master Xing, he still couldn't hold back his love for Master Xing.

The premiere block is full of truth.

Artists such as Di Lieba all wore masks and brought their parents or children to watch.

The movie begins.

The audience knows this movie is just like its name, the story of Journey to the West, but they don't know which part of Journey to the West is about.

The opening scene immediately caused a lot of laughter. Master Xing's nonsensical behavior was vividly expressed at the beginning.

"When that fat girl came out, I couldn't hold back, hahaha..."

"Keep down..."

The film continues.

As the movie played, some people had forgotten that they had come from the river and were completely immersed in the movie.

Afterwards, the main character, Wen Zhang, danced naked, which once again made the audience burst into laughter.

Some women watched this clip and thought to themselves, if a man is flirting, there is nothing wrong with women

Before you know it, 50 minutes have passed.

Some people have come to their senses, the film is halfway through, why hasn't Jiang Shenqing come out yet?

Everyone's average, it can't be that Jiang Li is the last boss!

Immediately, everyone cheered up, didn't the sense of anticipation come?

The pig demon appeared and fought with Beidou Wuxingquan, and then Tiancanjiao disrupted the situation.

Just when Beidou Wuxingquan was about to fight Tian Canjiao to fight the pig demon, a flying sword flew in the sky.

In the film, five figures gradually appeared in the smoky green forest.

The five were all dressed in white, and four women were carrying a man, and the women were still throwing flower petals along the road.

This way of playing forced Graman.

The audience watched intently, thinking that the flying sword came from his hand at regular intervals.

Must be a very good exorcist.

Everyone is looking forward to and fantasizing that four peerless beauties are about to appear on the stage carrying a handsome master.

This is a common plot in all previous martial arts dramas and fairy tales.

Wait for the camera to zoom in! ! ! !

"Grass..."

In an instant, several slightly grumpy mouths exhaled fragrance..

Before the people around him rolled their eyes at him, the camera pulled back, and the face of the man riding on the Jiaozi appeared on the screen.

"The pig demon is not easy, and it is even more difficult to deal with on the night of the full moon..."

"Except me, let me ask, who can surrender him?"

A weak voice echoed throughout the theater.

"Jiang Licking Dog came out..."

"I'm sloppy...I Jiang Qingqing's face...laughing."

"Shut up, take a good look, haha..."

The audience in the theater held back their laughter and watched carefully.

In the movie.

Beidou Wuxingquan lowered his posture, and said with a smile: "I thought who was so loud!"

"So it's Young Master Kong!"

Tian Canjiao said: "People say that Mr. Kongkong's Kongxu swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world. I am Tiancanjiao. It's time for me to avoid comparing myself with you."

After the four women carrying the sedan chair put down Young Master Kongkong, they were still scattering flower petals.

Jiang Li said in a low-spirited voice: "There's no need to compare, I'll give you my first place."

"Being the first is very empty and lonely..."

After saying this, Jiang Li raised his hand to cover his mouth and coughed lightly.

"How can you mortals understand?"

Jiang Li turned his head to look at the woman who kept throwing flowers and said, "Keep a low profile, flowers, don't throw them away."

His tone was softer, and he couldn't hear the domineering arrogance of No. [-] in the world at all.

The audience were all thinking, Jiang Li didn't have the feeling of being the best in the world at all, he spoke so softly and acted in his true colors!

Looking at this outfit again, Fan You, the master of the stage, just feels like a sick child..

Lack of breath in speaking, giving people a very weak look.

At this moment, the flower girl next to Jiang Li said, "Boss, didn't you tell us to throw it away?"

"Uh, cough cough..." Jiang Li immediately gave a look, turned his head away, and pretended not to know her.

"What does um cough mean?" Sahua Girl asked.

Jiang Li quickly turned his head to look at him, covering his mouth.

"To throw or not to throw."

Jiang Li seemed to be in a hurry, pointed at her and shook his hands again and again, then turned his head away, and said in embarrassment: "Don't throw..."

And Sahua Girl refused to let Jiang Li go, and continued: "If you don't throw it away, you will be paid."

"I know..." Jiang Li's tone became more embarrassing.

After saying this, he immediately turned his head and explained to the other exorcists: "Actually, I don't understand what he's talking about!"

Jiang Li's performance made the audience burst into laughter.

Although the acting skills are not particularly outstanding, this dialogue and subtle expressions made them all happy.

In the video, Beidou Wuxingquan sneered: "Wow, where did you pull these four old green onions?"

When the words came out, the audience burst into laughter.

Isn't it?

The description is too appropriate, although a bit ironic...

Everyone held back their smiles and continued watching.

On the screen, when Jiang Li heard the words Beidou Wuxingquan, as if he had met a confidant, he spread his hands and sighed: "It's not bad to find four in the barren mountains and wild mountains."

The audience couldn't hold back after seeing this expression and words.

keep playing...

At this time, Sahua Girl mocked Jiang Li.

"You are not emptiness, but kidney deficiency!"

"Hahaha..." another girl with flowers laughed.

Similarly, the audience in the theater roared with laughter.

I always feel that Jiang Li's makeup and tone of voice are a bit unbearable in the middle of the game, but in the end, this flower girl put it right!

Isn't this state kidney deficiency?

In the picture, when Jiang Li heard it, he was immediately out of breath, slapped the bamboo chair, pointed at the flower girl and said angrily, not so much as a reprimand, but as an excuse for himself.

"Listen to me clearly, don't talk nonsense..."

Saying that, Jiang Li pulled up the lapel on his shoulders and said, "Then..."

"Can you read these two characters..."

"It's kidney deficiency... no no no..."

"It's emptiness.."

"I'm a kid with kidney deficiency... no no no..."

"I'm not an empty son, I'm a kidney deficiency...no no no..."

"It's up to you, I'm from, let me tell you, my kidneys, no, no, I've been empty since I was a child, I have taken good care of my kidneys..."

At this moment, the movie viewing hall was already laughing like crazy.

Di Lieba in a theater is covering her mask.Tears almost came out of laughter.

Seeing Jiang Li trying to defend himself on the screen, thinking of that night, his face suddenly turned red.

The acting in the play is empty, and the reality is as fierce as a tiger...

The temperature on his face gradually rose, and the beauty of that night kept floating in his mind, and his ears turned red.

570 In theaters across the country, every moviegoer was laughing out loud, and everyone burst into tears.

The video continued to play, and at the end, the audience knew that the final boss was Monkey King! ! !

And then all the exorcists took turns fighting Monkey King.

When Jiang Li appeared on the stage, the audience immediately cheered. Just now Monkey King easily defeated the two exorcists. Everyone thought that the first exorcist, Young Master Kong, should be able to cause a little damage to Monkey King.