I was eliminated from the draft, and I became a superstar with a ballad

The aunt said: "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then if you hit me, I'm going abroad now."

Shen Teng frowned, and retorted:

"Oh no, what is your status, aunt? Why are you exempt from visa when you go abroad? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away."

The aunt choked with anger: "How many meters does it take to fly? At this time, is it meaningful for you to compare with the three-meter-two-meter Zhener?"

At this time, the audience roared with laughter again.

Many people were amused from ear to ear.

Many sketch cross talks before did not have such a warm live effect.

This is a good program, which can make the audience laugh out loud from the heart, and can also feel some meaning in the program.

At this time, a passer-by came up, this passer-by was played by Zhang Songwen.

He was on the phone while walking:

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry... wait, I saw an old lady fell on the road and no one came to help her. No one else cares, I care..."

Hearing this, no matter the audience in the audience or the audience in front of the TV, they all stared at Zhang Songwen.

Even some viewers couldn't help shouting out:

"Don't help, this old lady is a scammer!"

"That's right, an old lady who blackmails people like this should be left to fend for herself!"

"Now there are too many good people, and they are always deceived by these bad people."

"You can't let good people suffer!"

However, what Zhang Songwen did next left everyone speechless!

Nima!

Can you still play like this? ? ?

I saw that Zhang Songwen held the mobile phone and said solemnly:

"Auntie, don't move. Let me take a picture, and I will post a Weibo to condemn this behavior immediately, so that my parents will retweet and comment, daughter-in-law, remember to give me a like! Oh, this old lady fell Yes, it's too old..."

After finishing speaking, he drifted away gracefully, and Shen Teng was so angry that he barked his teeth and claws behind him:

"Too bad, you don't give me a hand!"

Immediately afterwards, Shen Teng and Ma Li tugged on the spot for a while.

During this period, all kinds of hilarious lines and golden sentences emerged one after another.

Made the audience laugh out loud.

The applause and cheers never stopped.

It has been many years, and there has never been a skit on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala that has received such enthusiastic response from the audience!

At this moment, there was another explosion of cheers from under the stage!

It turns out that the passerby played by Su Qingyun has already entered the stage.

I saw Su Qingyun slowly coming out on a bicycle.

Shen Teng quickly stopped Su Qingyun:

"Hey, big brother, help me."

Su Qingyun stopped his bicycle and asked, "What's the matter, young man?"

Shen Teng pointed: "There is an old lady here."

Su Qingyun hurriedly rode the bike aside, called Shen Teng over, and asked in a low voice:

"Hey! Did you hit it?"

Shen Teng looked innocent: "It's really not!"

Su Qingyun said: "Run quickly... I helped three."

Shen Teng was stunned, and said, "What's the result?"

Su Qingyun swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Let me tell you this, brother used to drive a big Benz!"

After finishing speaking, Su Qingyun left on a bicycle in tears. Shen Teng watched Su Qingyun's back and bowed deeply.

At this time, the audience in the audience had burst into tears with laughter.

Some people covered their stomachs and laughed and bent over for a long time but couldn't straighten up.

Some people laughed out of breath and kept coughing.

Some people laughed so hard that they patted the chairs, almost breaking the chairs in the Spring Festival Gala.

"Hahahahaha, Su Qingyun is too funny."

"I didn't expect Su Qingyun to be a funny man."

"It's said that Su Qingyun plays this unlucky big brother, and he really has no sense of disobedience!"

"I suddenly feel that it is not impossible for Su Qingyun to act in a movie!"

"At least Su Qingyun's acting skills are much more comfortable than Xiao Xianrou's."

"I don't know who wrote this script, it's really fucking amazing."

"This script must have been written by an old artist. It's too melodramatic, the rhythm is too good, and the laughs are too dense!"

At this time, the performance was still going on, Shen Teng couldn't explain the truth, so he wanted to impress the aunt with emotion.

"Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation at my house! Well...let's put it this way, the thief always leaves with tears in his eyes when he comes to my house, and he has to throw two bags of rice for me during the holidays, do you understand what I mean? ?”

"Then let's do this, let's share a few short fables together. The names of the stories are: Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady. These stories What are they talking about? Let me tell you one by one from the beginning to the end. In the past, there was a gentleman named Dong Guo. One day, he rode his donkey in Nagadagadagadaga Da Qi had a big pimple on his face, when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, what about this wolf..."

Aunt: "It's too boring! If you want to help you, help you, if you don't help you, go, you make room for a good person! I'll pretend that you haven't bumped into me, okay, you go, go, go, Run away!"

Ha ha ha!

This time the scene burst into laughter again

But after laughing, the audience couldn't help but condemn

"This old lady is really bad. She obviously never bumped into you, and you are the one who blackmailed her!"

"That's right, he pretended to be innocent even though he blackmailed others!"

"It's not that old people get bad, it's that bad people get old!"

"Yes, there are many villains among the elderly, everyone should keep their eyes open."

Chapter 123 123 The Spring Festival Gala is coming to an end, the last show

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the show is still going on.

This is the second time for Su Qingyun to appear on the stage. Although he is only a supporting role, it still arouses the audience's exclamation.

"Wow, that's great, I saw Su Qingyun again."

"As expected of the elder brother I like, he is really outstanding."

"Su Qingyun actually has two shows on the Spring Festival Gala. May I ask which little fresh meat has such treatment?"

"That's right, one person actually performed two shows on the Spring Festival Gala, it's amazing!"

"Do you think Su Qingyun will have a third program?"

"How is this possible? Although I really want to see Su Qingyun again!"

"Since the history of the Spring Festival Gala, no one has been able to perform three programs on this stage!"

"That's right, I can only pray that I can see Su Qingyun in next year's Spring Festival Gala."

At this time when the audience is discussing, the skit has come to an end

At this time, a policeman appeared to uphold justice for the two on stage.

And Shen Teng pretended to be the one who was hit, and fell to the ground clutching his stomach, yelling.

This angered the aunt played by Ma Li.

The policeman comforted: "Don't get excited, aunt, I'll take care of it, come and come. Oh, comrade, this one didn't break, right? Does it hurt?"

Shen Teng said in pain: "Oh, my elbow, oh, my boring cover, oh, what is my waist..."

The policeman wondered, "Did they all break?"

Shen Teng said meanly: "It doesn't hurt at all."

The policeman was speechless, and said: "It's been a while, so don't use the elimination method. It's okay, let's see if I can walk around?"

Shen Teng replied: "It should be possible to go, but it must be according to the schedule."

Ma Li said angrily, "Why did you follow the schedule?"

Shen Teng said: "Ah, the rim of the car is like that. After a long time of trouble, I flew over from there. How can I save it? Look at this, I can fly out about 10 meters away." ah!"

Ma Li was anxious: "Where did you fly 10 meters?"

Shen Teng said: "Then I've been flying for a few meters. Is it meaningful to compare the three meters and two meters with me?"

Ma Li clutched her chest and said, "What he said are all my words!!"

Shen Teng replied: "This thing, who says who owns it."

As soon as this stalk came out, the audience burst into laughter again in an instant.

"Hahahahaha, this skit is so funny, I would like to call it the skit ceiling!"

"I really want to know who the screenwriter of this skit is?"

"Yeah, this screenwriter is too talented!"

"It's unbelievable, the quality of this skit is too high, and the jokes are too dense."

"I think besides Su Qingyun's "Blue and White Porcelain", this show should be the second in the audience."

"I think this program is more interesting than "Blue and White Porcelain". I would like to call it number one in the audience."

"Hahahaha, "Blue and White Porcelain" is extremely beautiful, this show will kill me from laughing, hahahaha."

"That's right, this show has contracted my laughing points for a year."

At this time, the show has come to the end.

Under the police's memory, the aunt played by Ma Li finally recalled what happened.

Ma Li patted her forehead, and said: "I remember, just now I left it there and twisted and twisted, one step was empty, and I fell down when I was done."

Shen Teng said with a sigh of relief: "Finally the truth is revealed, aunt, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me, I didn't mean to be angry with you just now, I really had no choice, so I played it for you again and again."

Ma Li said: "Child, aunt misunderstood you so much, you didn't leave, and you still have to help aunt, good job."

Shen Teng said: "Auntie, if we don't help this person, wouldn't the hearts of the people fall? If the hearts of the people fall, we won't be able to help him up... Let's go, auntie, let's go to the hospital."

With that said, Shen Teng also took out the money.

The policeman said, "Take my car."

Ma Li shook her head and said, "No! You don't need your money, aunt has medical insurance! Brat, you are a thief, you just lay on the ground with a bang, and you walked up according to the schedule, hahahahaha..."

Shen Teng said: "I have a lot of eyes, I didn't turn it, I thought that if I turn at this speed, it will not spontaneously combust."

The three of them laughed at the same time and walked off the stage slowly.

The audience suddenly realized when they saw this.

"It turns out that aunt was confused and didn't intend to blackmail people.

"There are still many good people in this world!"

"Yeah, most old people don't know how to blackmail people."

"Although the ending of this show is very warm, I still dare not help the elderly in reality."

"That's right, we are all working class. If we are really blackmailed, the rest of our lives will be over."