Lin Fan counted, and immediately knew all the information about his life. He said with a strange look: "I see that many water friends are confused, why don't you tell everyone what's going on with your girlfriend."
Without any hesitation in his life, he told about his girlfriend.
"A year ago, a girl added me. I thought her profile picture was pretty, so I agreed."
"So we chatted for a long time. She was doing insurance, and she added me that day to sell insurance."
"Because we chatted quite well, we have the same hobbies, and we also like Two-dimensional, and she seems to be a roundworm in my heart. Once I needed a game console, and I didn't chat with her, so she gave it to me directly."
"Not only that, but we like to eat the same fruit and the same food!"
"Every time she shares her life with me, I suspect that she is another me!"
[Boss Xiu: Fuck, is it so good, all the game consoles are given away? 】
[Puppet cat, envy, what a wonderful thing it is to have a girlfriend with the same hobbies! 】
[Pharaoh next door: My ex-girlfriend and I had different interests and ended up breaking up. We had absolutely nothing in common, so it is so important to have common hobbies and interests. 】
[The First Holy Mother of the Universe: Why, I feel that the big brother of 'Life House' is here to abuse dogs, you are throwing dog food like crazy! 】
"What's there to be envious of?"
"We haven't been able to meet each other for a year. Every time I want to meet, she shirks something."
"So I want to ask Master for help to figure out my girlfriend's address, and I want to meet her in person!"
The eyes of the house in his life are full of love, and he hasn't been able to see his girlfriend for a whole year, and even the video is only a few times.
At this moment.
A middle-aged bald man walked in.
He put a pot of dragon fruit on the table and said with a smile: "Xiao Ming, I just bought some fruit, you should try it too."
heard.
Lifetime House quickly thanked and said: "Thank you uncle, in fact, you don't have to bring me things every day, I feel embarrassed."
The middle-aged bald man replied: "We are neighbors, you are welcome."
As soon as the voice fell, he turned and left.
【Boss Xiu: Your neighbor is so kind to you that he even gave you fruit. 】
[Muppet cat: It just looks a little disgusting. It’s okay to be bald in middle age, but he wears a dirty shirt and yellowed teeth. Just now I seem to see that his teeth are full of shredded vegetables. 】
[Initial intention: Appearance is not important, the most important thing is that he is slovenly. 】
"You are not allowed to talk about uncle, he is very kind to me."
When Yisheng Zhai saw the barrage, he couldn't help being a little angry: "Not only does he deliver fruit every day, he even often talks to me and plays games with me."
He had never met such an enlightened uncle.
Even when he encountered a trough several times, the uncle would come to enlighten him.
"Forget it, I won't quarrel with you."
Lifelong House looked at Lin Fan, and asked sincerely: "Master, please do the math, where is my girlfriend?"
Hear this.
Lin Fan coughed dryly twice, and replied: "It's far away in the sky, and it's close in front of you. Your girlfriend is actually by your side all the time."
By your side?
I was stunned for a moment, could it be that my girlfriend has actually lived nearby?
He was excited, if his girlfriend lived nearby, he would be able to see her anytime!
"Master, where does she live in our community?"
There is a trace of longing in the eyes of the whole life, he seems to have thought of the scene of meeting his girlfriend, the girlfriend must be very happy!
"He just came over, haven't you seen him?"
Lin Fan didn't hold back any more, and said bluntly: "Even he brought you dragon fruit, and you ate it with great relish."
The voice just fell.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment.
Immediately they realized that there was only one person in the room where they had just entered the whole life, and that was the middle-aged bald uncle.
Could it be that the beautiful girlfriend who lived in the house all his life was a middle-aged bald man!
【Boss Xiu: Will someone come into his room before the connection. 】
[Muppet Cat: It's possible, after all, he hasn't been connected to the master for long. 】
Chapter 68 The uncle wears black silk, and the water friend vomits!
"No."
Lifetime House shook his head, and said: "Today, a person came into my room alone, that is, the uncle just now."
This word just came out.
The barrage went crazy all of a sudden.
[Number one diehard fan: Hahaha, the master can't make a mistake, so the girlfriend of the brother who lived in the house all his life turned out to be an uncle in his 50s! 】
[Muppet Cat: The love between a 50-year-old uncle and a 20-year-old guy is exciting to think about! 】
[The First Virgin of the Universe: The puppet cat laughs at fifty steps, have you forgotten that your grandma was with a 20-year-old fitness man? 】
[I don’t want to code words: Brother, in fact, the uncle is also very good, at least he will love his brother~]
Many water friends laughed like crazy, they watched a lot of Lin Fan's live broadcast, and believed that Lin Fan would not make a mistake in such a matter.
"Master, it shouldn't be."
Confused, he quickly took out a photo and said, "This is what my girlfriend looks like. She is 23 years old, how could she be an uncle!"
heard.
Lin Fan replied: "You haven't met her before, the photos can be faked."
Lifetime house: "But I have made several videos with her, and the videos are always true."
Lin Fan looked at the house of Lifetime with pitiful eyes.
Obviously, I don't want to believe it all my life now. This is an unacceptable thing.
"When you video with her, is it always at night, and the video is very stuck, no different from ptt, you can't hear her at all."
"Master, how do you know?"
Yisheng Zhai was stunned for a moment, and he explained: "Yunyun said, the signal at her home is not good, so it will be very stuck, so I can't hear her voice."
Lin Fan sighed, and said again: "In one year, did you send her a red envelope of 35 yuan?"
Hear this.
Yishengsuo nodded: "Yunyun's parents are sick, so I will give out red envelopes every month to let her pay for the medical expenses."
[Boss Xiu: 35, this young man is so naive, he sent a red envelope of 35 without meeting him! 】
[Su Nian: I also want to be a liar, the money of a liar is so easy to make! 】
[Go to bed early today: It's obviously a liar, brother, wake up quickly! 】
Look at the barrages.
All his life, he still didn't want to believe it. Since they dated, the two had often spoken and occasionally videoed. The sense of reality made him think that the master must have miscalculated.
"Master Lin, she is just a network card, she is definitely not a liar."
"And she treats me very well, we are made for each other!"
"She said it last month, and next year she will quit her job and live with me!"
"Not only that, but she is very kind to me, and she can guess my inner thoughts every time."
"Three months ago, I wanted to buy a model boat, but I haven't talked to her about it yet. She sent me a model boat directly the next day."
"And I like to eat dragon fruit. I haven't said this either, but every time she orders me Meituan, she will order dragon fruit."
"and also..."
One thing after another, let him confirm that Yunyun is his destined lover.
The more you listen to it.
The more Lin Fan felt that the house he lived in all his life was a bit pitiful, it's fine to cheat money, but cheating feelings is unforgivable!
"When you wanted to buy a model ship, did the uncle happen to be at your house, and you chatted with him about the model ship?"
"As for the fruit, uncle should have asked about the fruit you like to eat, the color you like, and the brand of clothes you like."
Lin Fan shook his head and said, "Every time before he gave you something, did that middle-aged bald uncle know it in advance?"
Hear this analysis.
His complexion changed slightly, he thought about it carefully, and indeed the uncle knew exactly what he wanted and liked.
"And the game console you started talking about."
"You were wandering around the e-sports gym that day, and you happened to meet a middle-aged bald man, and you chatted with him about buying a game console, right?"
Yishengsuo nodded, and it was exactly the same as what Master Lin said.
If you don't believe this, you are a fool.
I really let a greasy bald man fool me!
Whether it was a model ship or a game console, they were all delivered by Yunyun the next day after he told the neighbor uncle.
Everything is a conspiracy!
[Boss Xiu: Poor baby, if it's a woman cheating money and sex, at least she's still a woman. Now that you've been cheated by a man, it's hard to say anything! 】
[Muppet cat: Cowhide!The love between a middle-aged bald man and a young handsome boy! 】
[Number one diehard fan: I can't do it, I'm going to throw up! 】
All my life, I kept thinking about my chat with Yun Yun.
Gradually, Yunyun overlaps with the image of the greasy bald man.
He couldn't help retching, how could his girlfriend who had been with him for a year turn into a middle-aged greasy bald uncle in his 50s!
impossible!
I have been crying all my life, but now I have no money, not only the money is gone, but the girlfriend is also gone.
"I'm going to find him to settle accounts, it's disgusting!"
He raised his head and said, "Master, I disconnected, and I will make him pay for this matter!"
[The First Holy Mother of the universe, don’t disconnect, let’s see what’s going on with the big brother who lives in the house, I’m curious about how the greasy bald uncle will react after he exposes it to you! 】
[Boss Xiu: Live broadcast!Expose him! 】
[Muppet Cat: Don't let this liar go, brother, don't disconnect, let millions of people see his hateful face! 】
Under the strong request of many water friends.
Lifetime House nodded, took his mobile phone and prepared to settle accounts with the neighbor uncle!
at the same time.
In the next room.
The middle-aged bald man was happily playing games, and in the living room not far away, his wife was on the phone.
"Son, I suspect your father is cheating!"
"He would call someone every night, and every time he called, he would hide in the toilet so I wouldn't hear him."
The woman whispered into the phone: "Even he bought a lot of black silk last week, you know I never wear black silk, and I don't know which woman he bought it for!"
Heard muttering outside.
The bald man came out just in time to hear the woman say that he was cheating.
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