Xiuxian is like this
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"Master Ding, if you don't sleep at night, why don't you come to Sanqing Peak to enjoy the moon?" Lu Bei was very polite to those who wanted to pay.
"Bah, it's less about this set."
Ding Lei was filled with righteous indignation, and pointed at Cheng Jian and pointed at Lu Bei: "You little thief is so shameless. This place is the Yuhua Gate of Sanqing Peak. The head of Lu is traveling far away and entrusted Ding to take care of him. I never thought that if you don't pay attention, you will be taken care of." This little thief is occupying the magpie's nest, and dares to pretend to be the head of Lu in front of me, I think you are begging for punishment!"
Lu Bei: "..."
He scratched his head, rationalized, but didn't understand.
"Hmph, I have nothing to say!"
Ding Lei snorted coldly, and waved his big hand forward: "All disciples obey the order, fork this little thief out and send him to the government for punishment."
"Wait a minute!"
Lu Bei raised his hand to stop, pointed to himself and said, "Master Ding, look again, I am Lu Bei of the Yuhuamen, look clearly, otherwise it will hurt very much."
"He still dares to speak hard even now, you have all heard that he threatened me."
"We all heard, Master."
"I can hear you clearly."
"..."
In the direction of the guest room, the three of Zhu Bo pushed open the window, happily watching Lu Bei being surrounded, and had no intention of stepping forward to help.
No need, a group of miscellaneous fish, doubled again, would not be enough for Lu Bei to beat up by himself.
This is indeed the case. Regardless of the fact that Dongqi County and Dongyang County are adjacent, Dashengguan and Langyu County are more than 400 miles away, but there is a huge gap between practitioners. Wei Mao once commented that Langyu would rather stay in Dasheng Guan is a good number of leaders, and he doesn't want to come to Langyu County to be the second leader.
Not to mention the strength of the sects on Jiuzhu Mountain, if one is brought out alone, no family is qualified to be included in the third-rate sect. Huang Jizong thinks management is troublesome, so he gathers together the nine peaks and calls it the Jiuzhushan sect, and barely touches the threshold of the third-rate cultivating sect .
That's it, it still depends on the number of people.
Therefore, although the Emei Sect is a sect of cultivating immortals, the level of the disciples is really not good. Including Ding Lei, one disciple is counted as one. If the number is equal, it is not enough for Wei Mao's group of tiger and wolf soldiers to charge once.
2 minute later.
There was wailing in the backyard, and the disciples of the Emei School were humming and unable to get up. Everyone had wounds on their faces, and howling and howling was so tragic.
"Master Ding, why is this?"
Lu Bei rode on Ding Lei, punched him down, and asked by his collar, "What did I do wrong, why did I frame up good people, why did I bully the few with more?"
why?
I also want to know why!
Why hasn't I seen you for three months, and the little boy has become so powerful?Why I couldn't think about it for a while, didn't want to take a step back, and brought so many people here?
Ding Lei was punched, his left eye was black and black, seeing that Lu Bei wanted to make a move, he hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding in front of Sect Leader Lu, it's too dark, it's all a misunderstanding!"
"Nonsense, I, Lu Bei, a good boy who stands up to the sky, you can forget about a misunderstanding, but you actually used 10 taels to humiliate me."
Lu Bei's face changed suddenly, and he punched Ding Lei's right eye, and said symmetrically: "Say, where is the 10 taels?"
"No, I didn't say 10 taels, I really didn't..."
Bang!
Lu Bei punched Ding Lei until he rolled his eyes, skillfully took out the Qiankun bag from his arms, took out a stack of bank notes and counted them.
"It's only [-]. Send the beggar!"
Lu Bei punched down Ding Lei, physically awakened Ding Lei, and snorted coldly: "Master Ding, I didn't scare you. Among the three guests I invited today, there is a noble man named Zhu. He is not only a relative of the emperor, but also an uncle It's the prefect of the official residence, you offend the nobleman, it's hard for me to settle this amount of money for you."
Zhu Bo: "..."
Watching the excitement, he smiled and couldn't stop laughing. He thought it was bad luck, and closed the window with a bang.
"Look, the nobleman is angry!"
Lu Bei punched down again, and whispered in Ding Lei's ear: "10 taels, I'll help you settle this matter, otherwise... oh, I forgot to tell you, the prefect and Huang Jizong have a great victory! The manager Lin has a very good relationship."
"I... I... don't know!"
Ding Lei was sweating profusely, regardless of whether what Lu Bei said was true or not, if one of the ten sentences was true, the prefect and steward could crush him to death with a single finger.
"It's not too late to know now. The misunderstanding between you and me, I can let it go, and let you go as a fart, but the noble person living in the house can't do it. If you don't follow the etiquette, Zhu's face There is no light!"
Lu Bei sighed, took out a pen and paper from the Qiankun bag, and handed it to Ding Lei: "Everyone is a friend, don't say I won't help you, I will pay for 10 taels first, and you can write an IOU and use the land deed of Sijingfeng Mortgage with Lingzhu business."
"It's absolutely impossible, even if Ding dies..."
Bang!
It is difficult for a businessman who only thinks about cultivating immortality and strengthening his body to face life and death. Ding Lei overestimated himself. He didn't even have the courage to face Lu Bei's fist. After being beaten up, he wrote the IOU.
With the fingerprints covered, Lu Bei put away the IOU, waved Ding Lei to take him away, and said that he would come to collect the debt in the near future.
Two debts!
One is the IOU, and the other is that when everyone left without repair, the Emei School, as the same-minded Jiuzhushan sect, didn't show any sign at all, which is really chilling.
Hearing this, Ding Lei felt a thunderbolt hit Tianling Gai on the flat ground, refreshed his understanding of Lu Bei again, and said in grief and indignation: "When the old head passed away, head Lu didn't notify or arrange for the funeral. How can you know that he has passed away without even eating a bite of food?"
"Troublesome, and at this time, he is still putting gold on his face. Lu Mou just saw through the warmth and coldness of people, and knew that you would not come to the house after a funeral, so he deliberately kept everything simple and avoided the waste of food and drink."
Lu Bei snorted coldly, and said contemptuously: "It's true, in order to save a lot of money, I didn't even attend the funeral. Fortunately, God has eyes, I have tried my best for three months, and today I can avenge my shame."
"puff--"
That night, Head Ding was carried down the mountain by his disciples.
……
Early the next morning, Zhu Bo stretched his arms and legs in the backyard, saw Lu Bei sneaking towards the back hill, and grabbed him.
"Brother, are you catching the thief early in the morning?"
"Brother Bo's eyesight, I'm really catching thieves."
Lu Bei smiled and replied, the Qiling Pill is gone, it's time for him to dig out the fox hole.
Zhu Bo didn't know what Lu Bei was thinking about, and thought he was going to bully the Emei sect, so he couldn't help but said, "Brother Lu, you and I are a person of cultivation, and we pay attention to meeting people in three ways, and it's easier to travel if you have more friends. Sect Leader Ding made a mistake first, with your cultivation base, if you bully him a little bit, 5 taels means nothing, why bother to force him to death?"
If I don't force him to die, he won't go to other peaks. If they don't join forces, how can I unify Jiuzhu Mountain?Can't unify Jiuzhushan, no land, no one, no money, how can we attract players to work?
Lu Bei cleared his throat, and said in a low voice: "Brother Bo, the younger brother is not doing this for you and Brother Kui. After I win the Lingzhu industry in Sijingfeng and even the entire Jiuzhu Mountain, we brothers will join hands to monopolize the business and make the business bigger and stronger." , when I ship the goods, you sell the stolen goods... Bah, wouldn't it be great for you to sit on the ground and raise the price?"
"Ah this..."
Zhu Bo's mind moved, the prosperity of the world is for profit, and the world's hustle and bustle is for profit. Lu Bei's words are reasonable, and it is difficult for him to refuse.
"Don't worry, Brother Bo, my younger brother has a sense of proportion. I won't discredit you by borrowing your Zhu family's prestige." Lu Bei promised with a smile, turned and walked towards the back mountain.
"Wait a minute, there is one more thing, I saw you last night..."
Zhu Bo stopped Lu Bei. Last night Lu Bei deftly picked up Ding Lei's Qiankun bag. Seeing that someone was more unlucky than him, he was quite happy. It was too cheap to wake up to his own thoughts. It was too cheap to avoid the tragedy happening again in the On himself, he felt the need to remind Lu Bei to get rid of his bad habits as soon as possible.
Fighting monsters to pick up gold coins, is there any problem?
Lu Bei didn't understand, and took it for granted, "Brother Bo, the villain surnamed Ding came to the door. As the victim and the victor, I checked his Qiankun bag to prevent him from stealing the important assets of Yuhuamen. Is there anything wrong? "
"There is nothing wrong with it, but it is always inappropriate."
Zhu Bo said earnestly: "It's wrong to rummage through other people's wallets. If you are a female cultivator, you will embarrass everyone if you are so unscrupulous. If you are relied on by the other party, you will not be at a big loss."
"That's true."
Lu Bei took it for granted, and then said, "Thank you, brother Bo, for reminding me, I will cover my face and turn over the bags in the future."
Zhu Bo: "..."
"Don't worry, I understand."
Lu Bei winked and said, "Cultivators have keen senses, even if they cover their faces, they will be recognized. I'm not that stupid."
"That's good."
"I'm blinded by the female cultivator's face. She can't see anything, so she can't rely on me."
Chapter 37 红伞伞,白杆杆
Zhu Bo's stomach is not very good, and he looked constipated early in the morning. Lu Bei didn't want to delay his convenience, so he opened the small door in the backyard and walked towards the woods in the back mountain.
According to the land deed, Sanqing Peak belongs to Yuhuamen, so today he is not only catching thieves, but also collecting rent.
After searching for half an hour in the forest, Lu Bei found a fox cave by a mound.
He had never seen a fox hole before, but seeing three little foxes playing and playing at the entrance of the hole, he thought it must be a fox hole.
It can't be said that it is small, I haven't seen him for three months, but he is older, and his hair is shinier.
"There are only three, where are the other two?" Lu Bei squatted in the grass. He remembered clearly that the biggest little fox demon had already opened up his mind and could use spells to bluff people.
Just as he was thinking, another little fox came out of the bushes, shook his head and squeezed to the side of his little friend, proudly putting down the mushroom it was holding in its mouth.
The wild mountain mushrooms were bright in color, and the cap on the small white pole was bright red. Lu Bei was speechless.
As the saying goes: red umbrellas, white poles, after eating, lie on the board.
Although mountain delicacies are delicious and have health value, they are poisonous and non-toxic, and they are very confusing. Before they are clearly identified, they must not be eaten casually.
Lu Bei didn't dare to guarantee that the little red mushroom must be poisonous. Similarly, he didn't dare to guarantee that it was not poisonous. He took out an enlightenment pill and threw it at the four little foxes who were cheering and jumping around the red umbrella.
The Qiling Pill fell from the sky, the little foxes were startled first, then their eyes flicked back and forth between the red umbrella and the Qiling Pill, and finally rushed towards the Qiling Pill in unison.
In the grass, the corner of Lu Bei's mouth curled up slightly. As he expected, wild animals knew how to choose Qiling Pill and Poisonous Mushroom.
However, the little foxes didn't know that this was a multiple-choice question, and they decided to ask for all of them.
When Lu Bei was secretly happy, the little foxes took away the Qiling Pill, and before returning to the cave, they also took the red umbrella in their mouths.
"Ah this..."
Lu Bei scratched his head, stood up, and quickly walked towards the fox hole: "It's not a bad thing, at least the way to solve the problem is very clear, and it's smarter than I imagined."
At the entrance of the cave, a slightly larger fox hurried out. The little fox demon, who hadn't seen him for a long time, saw his old acquaintance Lu Bei clearly, and turned around and went back in fright.
"Who is that, I know you can understand people's language, someone else in your family ate poisonous mushrooms just now, it's important to save the fox, take him out quickly."
"Come out, I just want to save it, I have no other ideas."
"I am a good person!!"
"If you don't come out, I will dig!"
Lu Bei stood at the entrance of the cave and yelled for a long time. Seeing that the little fox was silent, he suddenly realized that yes, the other party chose to acquiesce because he couldn't speak.
Thinking about the reason, Lu Bei was annoyed inwardly. He wasted such a long time even though the reminder was so obvious, and he took out the shovel from the Qiankun bag without saying a word.
I bought it yesterday and haven't seen the soil yet!
As soon as the shovel was swung down, there was chatter in the cave, and Lu Bei held his breath and looked around to avoid the Three Caves of the Cunning Fox.
Swinging down the two shovels, a fiery red shadow emerged from the hole. The little fox demon held a little fox in its mouth and stared at Lu Bei in a guarded posture.
Lu Bei frowned, seeing the little fox's limbs twitching, he threw away the shovel and said intimidatingly, "That's right, I said it ate poisonous mushrooms, but you must listen, it's healed now, the best time for treatment was delayed, after it's cured Also useless."
The little fox demon's eyes were wary. Judging by his defensive posture, he suspected that the person who poisoned him was Lu Bei.
"What are you still doing in a daze, let it go, I will detoxify it."
"..."
The little fox demon could understand human words, put down the poisoned little fox, took two steps back and bowed for help.
Lu Bei took a few steps forward and squatted down, took out a detoxification pill, melted it with water, and poured it into the little fox's mouth little by little.
The medicinal effect is good, the detoxification pill can't deal with She Yan's unique poison, but it's not a problem to abuse the red umbrella in the mountain. After a while, the little fox can breathe smoothly, and fell asleep with a snort.
After finishing all this, Lu Bei politely returned to the original place, raised his hand, and signaled the little fox demon to bring him back to the cave.
Seeing this, the little fox demon lost some vigilance in his eyes, and bowed again and again to express his gratitude.
However, just as it picked up the little fox, the porcelain bottle fell from Lu Bei's arms, and after it was smashed, a dozen or so fragrant spirit pills rolled out, and the nearest one stopped directly at the little fox's feet.
You can eat it with your head down.
"I'm sorry, I've been doing alchemy recently. There are so many of these things that I don't have a place to put them. I'm tired of eating them. If you're hungry, take them to quench your thirst."
Lu Bei waved his hands and sighed: "Speaking of which, these little guys are really a headache. Today I ate poisonous weeds, and tomorrow I fell into a trap. I don't know what will happen the day after tomorrow. If I open up my spiritual wisdom earlier, I think they will grow up safely. "
The little fox demon trembled, looked at Lu Bei with a kind face, and then at the Qiling Pill at his feet. He couldn't move for a while, and fell into a long silence.
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