Xiuxian is like this

"Don't make trouble, your own."

"How is that possible? It's clearly a bandit."

"It's quite chaotic here in Yuezhou. It's normal to work two jobs to subsidize the family."

Hu San grabbed Lu Bei, who was eager to try, pointed to Mu Jiling who had an indifferent face, and conspired loudly: "See, that is the wise and powerful Mu Ziwei. The exposure of our two actions means that she has an inner ghost under her command. You look at her bitter melon face, she looks so dry, it looks like everyone owes her money, maybe she is annoyed. Let's be honest, don't add fuel to the flames, otherwise she has a sharp eye and will kill us for any reason. Both are dead."

Mu Jiling: "..."

That's right, that's exactly what I mean.

"What, this beauty is actually Mu Ziwei?!"

Lu Bei was shocked, looked at Mu Jiling, and said in disbelief: "Brother, didn't you say that Mu Ziwei has a flat face, a big nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs and no neck? This is wrong, this is clearly a little girl Fairies, the kind that are hard to find in the sky!"

Mu Jiling: "..."

The eyes looking at Lu Bei softened a lot, and all the murderous intent was concentrated on Hu San.

"Did I say so?"

Hu San's eyelids twitched, and he winked desperately: "Brother, think again, don't accuse a good man, brother, I have never said anything bad about Mu Ziwei, not a single word."

"Impossible, my mother said, I have been honest since I was a child, one is one, two is two, and I have never lied since I grew up."

Lu Bei had an honest face, and said without confessing: "Not only did you say it, but you also sang to me. Every time I touch you, you type once. The lyrics always rhyme."

Fox three: ...

Say good brothers Qixin, why did you come up and let me bear everything alone?

Sensing Mu Jiling's murderous gaze, Hu Sanyi didn't know whether he had been tricked or was tricked, and said with a cold smile: "Second brother, since you mentioned our mother, I have to add something... ..."

Speaking of this, Hu San grabbed Lu Bei's shoulders, raised his eyebrows at Mu Jiling and said, "What are you looking at, put away your lewd eyes, I'm not afraid to tell you, my second brother Hu Si is my mother My foster son, I, Hu San, have broken bones and connected tendons. Today we are brothers advancing and retreating together, so feel free to use any tricks, if I frown, my second brother will not be in charge."

Lu Bei: ...

You don't have the spirit of sacrifice at all, so you deserve to be the big brother?

Also, what the hell is Hu Si? When did he get such a nickname?

Mu Jiling: "..."

His indifferent eyes glanced over the raccoon dogs, and he knew it. No wonder the first time he saw Lu Bei, he felt that this person was extremely annoying. It turned out to be Hu San's brother.

This information is very important, it must be passed back to the capital so that Master and her elders can know.

"My lord, the head has been tied."

"Close the team and return to camp."

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Yuyang County.

Xuanyin Division Yamen.

The court was divided into civil and military affairs, and the Xuanyin Division was the personal guard of the emperor, which belonged to the military officer system. Because of the special functions of the military, political and secret service agencies, the military camp was shaped like a yamen, and the station was far away from the local defenders.

Lu Bei and Hu San squatted outside the door, basking in the sun while eavesdropping on Mu Jiling's roar of thunder inside the house.

bang.

A Qingwei flew out backwards, bowed his head and vomited blood, and then a table flew out, making a second attack. The Qingwei hummed twice and held his breath on the spot, leaving only one hand scratching in vain in mid-air.

The surrounding soldiers were not surprised, and several of them ran over quickly, two of them dragged the Qingwei away, and the rest moved the long table back into the house so that Mu Jiling could continue to throw it.

"Hisss——" x2

"It's scary!"

"That's right!"

The two brothers looked at each other with disgust.

"Second brother, you are not authentic. You agreed to share the difficulties, but you became soft before he showed any strength."

"Brother, you are confused!"

Lu Bei was heartbroken: "I was thinking about the bright and the dark, and prepared with both hands to be sure of winning, so I said good things against my conscience. I never thought that you would sell me just after the possibility of entering the enemy's rear, and now we are both in the open." , If you are as witty as I am, I will be helpless.”

What he said was better than what he sang, Hu San didn't believe it at all, he sneered and said: "Pull it down, you obviously just want to see people's parents are good-looking, and you are greedy for their bodies, you are low."

"You are not greedy, you eunuch."

"Two foxes outside the door, get out of here!!"

Hearing thunder roaring in his ears, Hu San took out the non-existent earwax, gave Lu Bei a wink, and the two of them walked into the room obediently with lowered eyebrows.

As soon as they entered the house, the green guards bowed their heads and retreated.

As soon as the door was closed, there were two men and a woman in the room, and the atmosphere instantly became dignified.

Mu Jiling slapped the map on the table with a wave of his hand, crossed it several times with a red pen, and circled around Yuyang County layer by layer. Only yesterday's ruined temple was drawn in a circle.

Thinking about how annoying the two of them were, they made a cross in the circle again, and sighed regretfully: "God is really blind, none of the damned ones died, and none of the damned ones survived."

"Good people don't live long. This only shows that they, as the Qingwei of Xuanyin Division, are too upright!"

"The scourge has been around for thousands of years. Fortunately, I followed the big brother last night and saved me with a solid foundation. Otherwise, I would have died without a whole body last night."

"Second brother is humble, it's clear that I have been honored by you."

"Brother, you are too polite..."

"..."

Mu Jiling had a headache and closed her eyes, only to feel thousands of ducks squawking in her ears. If it weren't for the leak of this operation, there would be no one around her to be trusted.

After failing to ambush Hu San last night, and realizing that the information had been leaked, Mu Jiling led them back to the camp on the spot without saying a word.

Today, bad news came one after another. All the recruited Qingwei died on the way to Yuyang County. The scene was cleaned up professionally without leaving any clues.

It goes without saying that there is an inner ghost in the Xuanyin Division of Yuyang County, and there is more than one.

No matter how dissatisfied Mu Jiling is now, he can only discuss it with Hu San and Lu Bei.Hate it, hate it, she is not a woman of unknown right and wrong, other people may have the motive and possibility of betrayal, Hu Er's son certainly will not.

"The situation is like this. If you two have any bad moves, tell them and listen."

"According to the opinion of my subordinates, Master Ziwei is not strict with his orders, and has seriously neglected his duties. He should be punished according to the law."

Hu San said with a serious face: "However, Master Ziwei has been working for the court for many years. He has worked hard without credit. There is no need to behead him. He will be suspended for investigation and sent to the teaching workshop to learn acrobatics and music. He will serve ten years in prison and then be recalled."

"What the elder brother said is true."

Lu Bei rubbed his chin, feeling confused.

The veins on Mu Jiling's forehead were throbbing, and the hand holding the table exerted a slight force, a large crack burst open, and he gritted his teeth: "I'm demoted to be an official prostitute, you two don't even want to run away! Especially you, Hu San, your beautiful picture Sending your face to Jiaofang is much more popular than me."

"What Lord Ziwei said is absolutely true."

Lu Bei rubbed his chin, feeling confused.

"What does it have to do with me? I just arrived in Yuezhou last night, and my ass is still hot." Hu San sneered, just waiting to see Mu Jiling's joke.

Ashamed to say, he was thinking about how an ugly girl could be turned into a beauty, which was barely worth seeing.If he were to be sent to Jiaofang, he would definitely take care of Mu Jiling's business every day based on his old feelings, and he would make him the top card after dissipating all his wealth.

Apply for a card and guarantee her for ten years first.

"Let's talk nonsense, the latest information, the biggest fish on the list will go out to hunt tomorrow. I suspect that he has received the news and is planning to escape. He needs two reliable Qingwei undercover agents."

Mu Jiling pointed to Lu Bei and Hu San: "Don't look, there is no one else here, just the two of you. Tomorrow, I will pretend to be a dancer, the most coquettish kind, and find a chance to bring someone back. I want to live."

Chapter 114 Women's Clothing Only Zero Times and Countless Times

"It's unreasonable. My elder brother is a good man who stands up to the sky. If you let him pretend to be a dancer, he will pretend to be a dancer. Then he will lose face." Dress up as a dancing girl, unless Mu Jiling smashes the table into pieces.

"That's it."

Hu San held his head high and pointed at his beautiful face: "Look clearly, this is a man, how do you want me to pretend to be a dancing girl?"

"Ah."

Mu Jiling sneered, and said straight away: "Not to mention that you are proficient in the art of transformation, even if you don't, who would know that you put on a woman's clothes with your monster face?"

"My second brother already knows that he is a veteran of flowers. He doesn't need to know whether he is a man or a woman. He can tell the saltiness by smell. The world is so big, I believe there must be more than one pervert like him."

Hu San sneered, and leaned his head towards Mu Jiling: "Master Ziwei, listen to my advice, so many Qingweis have died, don't dream of making up for it, report the truth to the superior, and honestly accept the punishment is the right thing. You And don't worry, Jiaofang's life is not as bad as you imagined, and Hu's family has a little money, and your business will surely prosper."

"How dare you say it!"

Mu Jiling slapped the table and stood up, looking straight at Hu San: "What will happen in the future, now I have the final say here, if you dare to disobey, I will cut off the sacrificial flag with you."

Lu Bei: (one`'one)

Looking at the two people exchanging carbon dioxide, they felt that the dog food was dry, and they were tricked into killing them again.

Just when he was eager to try and prepare to be a member of the head-knocking team, Mu Jiling retreated first, and said with a cold face: "I have made up my mind, Hu San, tomorrow you will pretend to be a dancing girl and wait for the opportunity to get close to the big fish. Hu Si will be on the sidelines to meet you."

After finishing speaking, she waved her hand and threw the information into Lu Bei's arms, telling the two to go back and prepare quickly.

"Brother, I have to say that this plan is very feasible. It's just pretending to be a woman. You don't need to change clothes. Just stuff two steamed buns and you're done."

Lu Bei said righteously: "I have leftover steamed buns from last night in my ring, eight of them are enough for you to pretend to be a sow, why don't you?"

"No, I have it."

Hu San said disdainfully: "The surname Mu thinks he can humiliate me like this, it's ridiculous, it's not the first time I've pretended to be a woman."

There was no women's clothing once, only zero and countless times, Hu San was familiar with the road, and he didn't feel ashamed at all, he just couldn't like Mu Jiling's stinky airs.

"Let's not talk about this, the days are still long, she is not in a hurry, let's go back and prepare, the task is the top priority." Lu Bei patted the information in his arms, and walked towards the backyard of the yamen at a faster pace.

"That's right, the mission is..."

Hu San was stunned halfway through his words, looking at Lu Bei's back as he left in a hurry, he suddenly thought of something.

……

The next day.

The sky is high and the weather is cool and pleasant.

Prime Minister Li, the governor of the county, served as the host, and hosted a banquet for the magistrate and magistrate of Yuyang County.

Because I drank too much, I forgot the words and sentences I prepared half a year in advance, so I didn't hold back two lines for a long time, and I was depressed and invited everyone out of the city to hunt today.

The truth is not clear, anyway, that's what it says in the intelligence.

Here I want to say that the county guard's surname is Li, and his name is the prime minister. He looks like an assistant at first glance, and he is a high-ranking official.

The county magistrate, county magistrate and others did not dare to displease their superiors, so they came here with their female relatives, guarding more than 200 Jiajiading people, and rushed to the nearby hunting ground.

There will be a team of one hundred and ten people in the follow-up, which are cooks, musicians, dancers, storytellers and helpers.

Lu Bei drove a carriage and followed at the end of the team.

There was Hu San in the car, and he was going out in full dress at the moment, with white gauze half covered, and a bright red dance robe wrapped around a silk ribbon decorated with silver flowers.

The collar is wide open, the shoulders and clavicles are as white as jade, the C-position debut is still under control, and the slender waist is tight, and the red lips can be seen under the white gauze.

The first time Lu Bei saw this porcelain beauty, he felt overwhelmed. He was so frightened that he called a monster, and hurriedly called Mu Jiling to watch.

The latter looked at it for a while with a stinky face, and when he was hit, he took one step at a time and left angrily.

Fortunately, Hu San wasn't too much, he changed his face and didn't show his true colors to others.Otherwise, with that face alone, the sheriff, county magistrate and the others probably wouldn't be in the mood to hunt, so it would be right to drag him into the grove to recite poems.

"Brother, tell me the truth, you are really a woman, right?"

Lu Bei raised his head and lifted the curtain, looked at Hu San who was thrushing his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth twitched and said, "I personally think that one son is enough for our mother, and both sons and daughters are perfect."

"Second brother, if you want, come to sister's room tonight, but the ugly words come first, and you don't run away when sister takes off her pants." Hu San flirtatiously gave Lu Bei a blank look, and changed her female voice, which made people feel itchy.

"Forget it, the two sons are also very good. When our mother wants a daughter, you just feel wronged." Lu Bei shuddered, and hurriedly imagined Bai Jin's appearance in his mind, and borrowed the boundless mana of his senior sister to help He returned to the hot-blooded boy.

However, the senior sister was no match for the fox demon, he gritted his teeth, felt a little bit aggrieved, and added She Yan.

In the end, the left and right guardians escorted the fox demon into the abyss.

Lu Bei: ε=(′ο｀＊)))

He is so hard!

"Second brother, although you don't know how to change, but sister, I have a little research on the art of makeup and disguise. Before it's too late, come in and I'll give you a sketch. At that time, the sisters will all go into battle, and the prefect surnamed Li won't need it." Hit, Gogoushou will follow us back to Xuanyin Division."

"Forget it, I am a scholar and have integrity."