Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

After reacting.

The water friends slapped their heads suddenly,

A brain flooded into the official live broadcast room.

Then,

They saw Tu Lao Liu who was being interviewed.

"Then, little brother, what content do you usually live broadcast with your fans? Can you share it with us?"

The black silk hostess is obviously professionally trained.

The rhythm was adjusted quickly.

He continued to look at Su Yang with a smile and asked.

"Is it the usual live broadcast content?"

Su Yang pondered for a moment.

Think about it seriously.

Then,

He said something that surprised the hostess of Heisi.

Just listen to Tu Lao Liu saying seriously:

"Go to the toilet to distribute chopsticks, KTV ordered ten girls to distribute test papers, persuade technicians to take the postgraduate entrance examination, ask the girl Weixin on the street to help me chop Xixi, and wear security uniforms. Do these count?"

"what?"

As soon as this word comes out.

The black silk hostess was instantly stunned.

eyes widened in surprise,

The small mouth is slightly opened.

I was stunned on the spot,

Even the microphone in hand,

It fell to the ground and didn't find it.

No,

He said so much,

How does my wife sound,

Is there anything wrong? !

In the official live broadcast room.

Tens of millions of netizens are also confused.

What outrageous words is he talking about?

The barrage exploded!

[Holy shit, chopsticks are issued in the toilet, persuading the technician to take the postgraduate entrance examination? ? !Did I hear wrong? 】

[Good guy, I call him good guy!This buddy is purely a human being and doesn't do anything! 】

[Why is he still alive and appearing in front of our eyes? ? 】

【Wow, he's still a naughty little brother, I like it even more, suck~】

[Nimma, it's Tu Lao Liu, a bastard! 】

[Hahahaha, Tu Lao Liu opened his mouth and directly confused the host. Sure enough, this guy is worthy of a mudslide in the anchor world, and it will cause harm wherever he goes! 】

"Why did the microphone drop, you are not very professional as a host."

"Okay, hold the microphone and go to interview other people. I have to go to the backstage to find the props team. Let's not talk for now."

Su Yang glanced at the time.

He picked up the microphone and handed it back to the hostess Heisi.

He said hello and walked straight into the venue.

It's not long until the primaries start.

He still has to prepare before going on stage.

There is no time to waste here.

"This little brother is really humorous ha ha ha."

The black silk hostess watched Su Yang leave blankly,

Come back to your senses,

Hastily laughed dryly to smooth things over.

It was a collapse in my heart!

It's over, the whole broadcast accident.

This month's bonus is definitely gone.

Ah!

Why did the old lady go blind?

I chose this product for an interview!

the other side.

Su Yang found the prop group area along the side corridor of the venue.

Shout out to the busy staff.

He smiled and asked:

"Do you have drums here?"

"Is there a drum set? Yes." The staff member nodded.

"No, no, it's not a drum set..."

Su Yang thought for a while,

He gestured earnestly with his hands and said:

"That's the kind."

"A wooden cowhide drum used in ancient wars."

"It's like thunder when it hits, the kind that the soldiers rushed after hearing it!"

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Gentlemen, guess what song Tu Lao Liu is going to play to cheer him up?Guess the carp explosion, but fail to guess the master to leave a ticket→_→

Chapter 88 Tu Lao Liu Wants to Accompanied by War Drums !

"WTF?"

The voices of the props staff were raised several degrees.

"What do you want that thing for?"

"It must be singing, otherwise what else can I do?" Su Yang asked in surprise.

"." The staff asked curiously with a sore face, "Dude, what song are you going to sing? Why are you even putting on the drums?"

"I'll tell you later, tell me first, are there any cowhide drums here?" Su Yang said with a smile.

"Let's think about it, there must be no such thing as war drums, but cowhide drums."

The staff pondered for a moment.

Turning to the colleague next to him, he said:

"Hey, Xiaoyang, is there a cowhide drum brought from the temple in our warehouse?"

"Yes, there is." Colleague Xiao Yang hesitated, "It's just been eating ashes in the warehouse for several years, and I'm not sure if it can still be used."

I heard that there are real cowhide drums.

Su Yang's eyes suddenly lit up.

Asked: "Where is the warehouse, is it far away?"

"It's not far, it's in the big warehouse behind the gymnasium, but I'm really not sure if that thing can still be used, and it was used in the temple, and the sound is really loud." Xiaoyang took a preventive shot in advance.

"It's okay, let's go, take me there to have a look."

Su Yang excitedly said,

He doesn't care what temple or not.

You can use it.

A staunch materialist is blessed by the Buddha himself.

".Fine."

"It's really loud!"

Xiaoyang showed a tangled face,

Let me remind you again.

Then he led Su Yang towards Da Cang.

"Okay, the bigger the better!" Su Yang became more and more excited.

The two came to the warehouse.

Xiaoyang walked to the end of the warehouse familiarly,

Uncover a dusty black cloth.

On the one hand, the shape is simple and simple,

Two grown men are big enough to cuddle.

It fell into Su Yang's eyes.

"Fuck, is it this big!"

Su Yang was amazed.

The smile on his face couldn't stop.

Pick up the two drumsticks that are set aside.

To the cowhide drumhead,

Smash it down with all your might.

"boom--"

A loud, dull sound resounded through the warehouse.

It was deafening!

Not bad!

Xiao Yang who was standing next to him could only feel his head buzzing.

Unconsciously, he raised his voice and shouted: "Brother, this is really useless, it's too loud!"

"Can't use it? Are you kidding me!"

"Move, must move!"

"That's it!"