Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

"Wh, what the hell?

Contact a bike dealer?

At this time,

Have you contacted the bicycle dealer?

How dare you contact a stupid bicycle dealer!

Why, ask someone to give you a five-yuan no-threshold coupon?

"Hahahaha, dear, did you hear, he said that the person who just called him was a bicycle dealer."

Lin Ya laughed out of tears, sure enough, Su Yang was still as good-for-nothing as before.

"Happy with your big teeth, sister." Su Yang rolled his eyes.

His Trek Butterfly concept car was originally designed and built by Trek.

Is there anything wrong with saying they are the merchants of their own bikes?

"In this way, buddy, you don't need to contact the merchant anymore. I will give you 1 yuan for your bicycle, plus the 1 yuan that Xiaoya owes you, and I will give you a total of [-] yuan. However, before giving the money, you must first give me the parking space. Get out."

Shen Xunan shook his head with a smile, he thought he would lose his identity even if he cared about this kind of little dick.

[Tu Lao Liu, agree, this condition is quite good. 】

[One bicycle is 1, you still earn money for Tu Lao Liu, withdraw it! 】

【This bitch, he made 1 yuan for nothing by wandering around, his teeth are crushed with envy! 】

[Damn, seeing this kid make money is more uncomfortable than losing money. How much is a bicycle worth? 】

"Other bikes are not worth much, but mine is still worth a little money."

Su Yang replied with a smile to the barrage of water friends, stepped out of the parking space and said:

"I'll give you the parking space. I'll report to the police for compensation or something. We'll talk when the police come."

With that said, Su Yang took out his spare phone again.

"Su Yang, are you crazy about poverty? Isn't 2 yuan enough?" Lin Ya said in disbelief, her eyes widened in astonishment.

"Brother, it's almost done, don't be too greedy, people must know how to be content." Shen Xunan narrowed his eyes, his face was a little unhappy.

[Fuck, Tu Lao Liu, you don't agree to this? ! 】

[One bicycle pays 1 yuan, which is very good! 】

[Tu Lao Liu, listen to us, take it, don't get angry with them, don't take the bastard if you have money! 】

[Is the anchor too small? If you can’t talk to them again, try to see if you can increase it to 2. Don’t call the police. After all, it’s just a bicycle. Even if the police come to the scene, the compensation of 5 is already very high! 】

All the water friends are persuading Su Yang to accept him as soon as he sees a good deal.

A bicycle pays 1 yuan, and you can earn it in blood!

If you really report the crime and go through the procedure, maybe you won't even get 1 in the end.

That is at this time.

Su Yang dialed the phone.

Seriously said:

"Hey, Yaoyaoling, I want to report the case. The amount of damage involved in my case is huge!"

"Can you describe in detail how much your loss is?"

"Specifically... a bicycle."

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ps: The current new book list is 82, begging the masters to help vote for a recommended monthly ticket, the carp is going to explode, thank you all?)

Chapter 21 3200 million?Tu Lao Liu, at least you made it look a bit like it, "Now, do you look like it?"

"My lawyer is on the way, and I will sue them next. I need the police comrades to help protect the scene. My current location is..."

"Okay, okay, we will arrange for the police to go there."

Inside the Huangpu District Police Station.

When the lady operator hung up the phone.

The whole person is dizzy.

Biting her lip and thinking for a long time, she reported the incident to the leader with a confused face.

"Because a bicycle is going to sue the other party now? Even if you get compensation, is it enough for the lawyer's fee? Isn't this nonsense."

After the leader heard it, his face was filled with disbelief.

These days, is there still someone calling the police for this kind of thing?

And the policeman has to sue...

The leader has a headache.

The person who called the police was legally illiterate.

The loss of a bicycle, let alone suing the other party.

It is very likely that the standard for filing a case is not enough!

Think about it.

The leaders could only classify this matter as an ordinary civil dispute.

Then with a helpless face, he arranged for the police to be dispatched.

"Old Wu, there is a police mission at the Asia-Europe Commercial Building. It's not a big deal, it's just a civil dispute. You can take your apprentice there and settle the matter."

......

"Okay, let's wait for the police comrades to come over." Su Yang put away his mobile phone and said to the water friends with a smile.

In order to let the water friends know how things are going.

When Su Yang dialed the phone.

It's hands-free.

So the friends of the water heard the conversation between this guy and the lady operator.

The barrage instantly boiled.

[Damn it, comrades in the police, you just get used to this kid! 】

[Miss operator has a really good temper. If it were me, Tu Lao Liu would definitely be scolded today, haha! 】

[Pfft ha ha ha, what the hell is the amount involved in the case extremely large, you call a bicycle an extremely large amount! 】

[I feel that Tu Lao Liu is not lying, this guy is a local tyrant, and his bicycle should not be cheap! 】

[Upstairs, how much is not cheap? 】

[Why not be in the early 1s? 】

[Not only that, the fat man just gave 1 to this dog and didn't agree. 】

[The 3?It can't be 5! 】

......

Look at the barrage of water friends.

Su Yang showed his brilliant sixth-year-old smile again.

My heart said that your imagination is not good enough.

For the only Trek Butterfly concept car in the world.

5, probably can buy a screw... right?

really.

Still have to accumulate fans to upgrade the system.

This upgraded blind box reward is really strong!

"My dear, did you hear that? It's just a broken bicycle with a huge amount of money in his mouth. It's like he has never seen money in his life."

Lin Ya shook Shen Xunan's arm while laughing loudly.

The contempt in his expression was not concealed at all.

Shen Xunan glanced at Su Yang, smiled and shook his head.

10 minutes passed.

The policeman Lao Wu rushed to the gate of the Asia-Europe Commercial Building with his apprentice.

After roughly understanding the situation.

Old Wu pointed to the bicycle lying on the ground, and asked casually, "Little brother, how much did you pay for this bicycle?"

Su Yang didn't speak immediately.

Instead, he turned his head and looked at Lin Ya and the two of them.

"Why, are you still afraid that they will run away?" Old Wu joked with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Su Yang nodded sincerely and said: "Yes, I'm afraid they will run away. If possible, it's best to handcuff them first."

God damn it, this remark made the water friends laugh out loud.

Can't help feeling: [Tu Lao Liu is full of program effects]

"My dear, who drives a 100 million Land Rover, will run away because of your broken bicycle?" Lin Ya immediately frowned, staring.

"There is no 100 million, let's land at 96. Don't worry, comrades in the police, we won't run away. I will pay for my girlfriend's compensation."

Shen Xu Nanyun waved his hands lightly, calm and relaxed, his face flushed.

just,

Su Yang's next words.

In an instant, his face was blackened.

"My money for this bike."

Su Yang took out his computer and calculated.

Pointing to Shen Xunan, he said, "Probably make him land 33:33333 times."

Old Wu frowned, "You mean, your bicycle is more than 3000 million?"

in the live room.

The barrage froze for more than a second.

Then it exploded instantly.

[Tutu, stop talking nonsense in front of the police comrades, this is not good! 】

[Nimma, I just calculated, the anchor means that his bicycle cost 3200 million...]

[More than 3000 million, you can buy as many Lamborghinis as you want, and Tu Lao Liu is not even made up. 】

[If Tu Lao Liu's whole job is to be clever in front of the police, it feels a bit too much. 】

[Yes, this is delaying the work of the police uncle. 】

[Tutu, hurry up and tell the police comrades the truth, this kind of thing can't be messed with! 】

......

"To be precise, it is 3200 million." Su Yang nodded without the slightest hesitation in his tone.

"3200 million." Lin Ya smirked, her eyes mockingly said: "Su Yang, you are really crazy, do you understand what 3000 million is?"

Shen Xunan cast a look like a fool: "Dude, you can buy four Lamborghinis and a dozen Ferraris for 3000 million yuan, do you know that?"

At this moment, even Old Wu, the policeman handling the case, looked at Su Yang with a frown.