Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

on the public screen,

It's full of "I'm Laughing Ass" and "Mozi Going Well".

Of course, the first lesson for newcomers is also indispensable-welcome to the dump garden!

[How about it, the newcomers who just scolded Tu Lao Liu as a liar anchor, have you realized what Tu Lao Liu is? 】

【did you see it!What is whole work? Just ask you newcomers, what is it? What the hell is whole work? ! 】

[I feel sorry for Jasmine for 0.00001 seconds, and Tu Lao Liu 666! 】

[It's a pity that the dog went to the bathroom, otherwise I have to ask him, is this how you treat guests to dinner? ! 】

[Newcomers, why don’t you talk anymore, the lesson I’m going to teach you today is called “Welcome to Tumbling Garden”, remember it! 】

Because the number of newcomers coming in this time is too large.

Water lovers can't get their phones to disco.

So I can only focus on the barrage.

Face overwhelming welcome to Tipping Bucket Gardens.

The vast majority of newcomers are completely convinced.

But there are also some who are unconvinced and send barrage:

[Arrogance, even if the anchor really does a good job, but then, how can he get out of it? 】

【That's right, it's impossible for him not to even want his mobile phone! 】

[See, the bride and groom are not leaving, they are all standing here waiting for the anchor to come out, isn't he trying to embarrass himself later? 】

[That's right, as long as you can't get out of your body, the anchor is not perfect! 】

Old water friends take a closer look,

It really is,

The bride and groom saw that Su Yang's cell phone was still on the table,

Did not leave either.

Just stood there and waited for him to come back.

Just at this time,

Su Yang returned to the banquet hall after using the toilet.

As soon as I walked in,

He saw a black face standing in front of the table.

The bride and groom waiting for their return.

"What's the matter?"

Su Yang walked to his seat,

pick up your phone,

Hehe asked happily.

"What did you say, what are you here for, do we know you?!" the groom said with unfriendly eyes.

see this scene,

The eyes of the old water friends suddenly brightened,

He didn't even care about training newcomers.

All can't help but look forward to it,

Tu Lao Liu can also be like Mo Zi,

So embarrassing that I can't wait to find a seam in the ground and get in.

Everyone is always tricked by this dog,

I've never seen this stuffed before!

"I'm here to attend the wedding." Su Yang said confidently.

"Do I know you?" the groom said angrily.

"I don't know." Su Yang shook his head.

"Then let me ask you again, does my wife know you?"

"I don't know either." Su Yang shook his head again.

The groom's face was dark: "I don't know anyone, so what kind of wedding are you here for?!"

"Ding, the hidden task is completed, the blind box reward can be opened at any time~"

A reminder that the mission has been completed sounds.

Su Yang raised the corner of his mouth immediately.

next moment,

I saw this product,

from the bosom,

Take out the iconic Tulaoliu special black plastic bag.

on the table.

Simultaneously,

With a smile came a sentence:

"Who says you can't attend a wedding if you don't know each other~"

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At present, the new book list is over [-], the carp is calling for the support of the masters, the carp is calling for the support of the masters!

Chapter 36 Tu Lao Liu: "Hey! Where's Mozi? Where did Mozi go?"

【I knew that even if Tu Lao Liu forgot himself, he wouldn't forget the black plastic bag! 】

[Lao Liu's Artifact Appears - Black Plastic Bag! 】

[Attention newcomers, if you lacked great virtue in your previous life, and you meet Tu Lao Liu on the street in the future, the moment you see him take out a black plastic bag of virtue, run!Run as far as you can! 】

[Is it so exaggerated?What is this bag for? 】

[Upstairs, please see the essence through the phenomenon, is this just an ordinary black plastic bag?No, it's not!It contains the blood and tears of all the victims since Tulaoliu's live broadcast! 】

as always.

After seeing Su Yang take out the black plastic bag,

Water friends are boiling!

The hard-talking rookie may still be expecting Su Yang to be embarrassed,

The old water friends have completely lost hope.

Didn't you see that the artifacts were all taken out!

embarass,

What a fart!

"What are you going to do! I warn you, so many people are watching, if you dare to commit murder, we can call the police at any time!"

Seeing Su Yang put his hand into his bosom,

The groom's face immediately changed.

Protecting his wife, he took a few steps back.

however,

The expected daggers, machetes and other murder weapons did not appear.

Su Yang took it out,

Just a plain black plastic bag.

The groom stares at the black bag on the table,

Take a closer look.

Make sure there is no danger,

This was a sigh of relief.

"Didn't you just say that we don't know each other?"

Su Yang pointed at the black plastic bag solemnly,

Slowly opened in front of the groom and others,

Inside was a wad of cash.

After seeing the contents of the bag,

The young couple and the guests were startled,

I don't understand Su Yang's meaning.

"Crack~"

Su Yang clapped his palms lightly,

With a bright smile on his face,

Looking towards the entrance of the banquet hall, he said:

"The buddy who keeps the account at the ceremony table, write down—a picture of a million, just pick one out of a million, 10001 yuan, put the money here~"

As soon as this word comes out,

Everyone present was stunned,

In the live broadcast room, the water friends were confused.

And play like this,

Cheating!

Tu Lao Liu, you meow, this is cheating!

[I don't care, Tu Lao Liu, you are cheating, I don't agree, unless you give me the money! 】

[Strangers come to the wedding to grab a meal and keep the [-] gift money, who would not be happy to change it! 】

[Upstairs, I'm not happy!Wedding is so holy and sacred, it only happens once in a lifetime, how can it have something to do with money!Of course, if Tu Lao Liu gives me the money, then it will be treated as if I didn’t say anything~]

【Anchor, are you stupid?Wouldn't he learn from other outdoor anchors and run away with oil on the soles of his feet?Do you have to pay to be taken advantage of? 】

[Other people are other people, Tu Lao Liu is Tu Lao Liu, the young couple gets married, and Tu Lao Liu comes to live broadcast, which will more or less affect it. Is it normal to order gifts? 】

[That's right, I think Tu Lao Liu did a great job! 】

[It's really beautiful, how about this, although I know that Tu Lao Liu is not short of money, but today I won't let him take out the money, my grandpa Niu is out, so I should congratulate this young couple on behalf of all our water friends! 】

After this barrage appears,

next moment,

The public screen is directly red,

"Grandpa Niu, a highly respected man" sent out Super Rocket 10!

The old water friends laughed,

Brush up the mighty Grandpa Niu!

and the newcomers,