Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

[Before I left, I showed my face, dog anchor! 】

【"The anchor has been broadcast". I finally understand why everyone calls the anchor Tu Lao Liu.】

The newcomers blinked their ignorant little eyes.

Gradually come back to the taste.

Immediately full of resentment!

Simply,

I have never seen such a dog!

At this time, a barrage caught their attention:

【Hey, you are the most stupid newcomers I have ever brought under Grandpa Niu, stop talking, let's work. 】

[What are you doing? 】The newcomer asked curiously.

[Heaps of popularity trick newcomers in, let the popularity rise, wait for tomorrow's picture to be broadcast on the sixth, and watch him dumbfounded!If you don't let this product come on the air, there will be ten craps first, I'm not relieved! 】

Yes indeed,

The anchor, the sixth, we,

Isn't it enough for our sixth son to go back?

The eyes of the newcomers suddenly brightened!

Think about Su Yang's fraudulent operation.

Everyone gritted their teeth with hatred.

revenge,

Must take revenge!

They also want to relieve their anger!

【Add me, the host is really annoying! 】

[I'm coming too, I want to see the stunned expression of the dog host every day! 】

[And me, ten shits are not enough, I have to shout shit for half an hour every day on the broadcast! 】

[How can half an hour be enough, just call me shit for a whole day! 】

……

In the active registration of newcomers,

The largest evil force organization on the Douhu platform that kidnaps newcomers and trains newcomers part-time - Tulaoliu criminal gang.

initial scale.

gang member,

100 million!

Just when a new round of abductions was in full swing in the live broadcast room.

Su Yang has already returned home.

"System, open the blind box rewards for daily tasks."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a Maybach Landulet worth 2548 million! The car is being shipped to China by the Maybach company and is expected to arrive within three days."

I heard a Maybach drive out,

Su Yang is in a good mood.

He is planning to buy a scooter in the near future.

Otherwise, dignified figure [-] million.

Every time you do a task,

It's not a problem to always take a taxi.

Unexpectedly, it came out directly.

Su Yang nodded in satisfaction.

He continued: "Let's open the blind box reward for that hidden mission as well."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the ultimate female voice!"

The ultimate female voice, the host perfectly masters the vocal skills of Lolita, Yujie, young woman and other voices, and can switch at will with a thought.

After reading the introduction, Su Yang,

Ponder.

Inexplicably, he remembered the epic perfect singing skills rewarded earlier.

If these two skills are combined.

One person plays two roles,

Sing two voices with one voice!

Not only is the male voice invincible,

Even the female voice,

Yetemiao can handle it perfectly!

Who listens and who is not confused?

……

After opening two blind box rewards,

Satisfied, Su Yang got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After a brief rinse,

Su Yang wrapped a bath towel around his waist.

Going to take a break.

At this time, the door suddenly knocked.

"dong dong dong~"

Su Yang happened to be passing by the door,

heard a knock on the door,

Subconsciously opened the door.

Outside the door, Mozi was standing pretty with a plate of snacks.

"Su Yang, in order to thank you for taking me to participate..."

found the door open,

Jasmine was just about to speak,

Give Su Yang the "prepared" devil chili snacks that he selected.

just see,

Standing in front of him was a shirtless man with slight drops of water on his body.

Smooth and graceful muscle lines,

Well-proportioned and slender,

abs...

There are eight yuan!

"Suck it~"

Jasmine's disappointing tears,

It flowed directly from the corner of the mouth.

He muttered in a low voice: "Stingy, why don't you wear a bath towel at home..."

Su Yang's face darkened: "What the hell?"

"Well, I mean, I made some snacks and brought them here for you to taste~"

After Mozi realized what kind of nonsense she had said.

Immediately a little blush.

He quickly changed the subject with a guilty conscience.

Simultaneously,

To hide the embarrassment,

She picked up a piece of cake at random,

took a bite...

Chewed a few times.

Jasmine froze,

Suddenly reacted.

she ate this,

Seems to be,

The special devil spicy snack she prepared for the stinky sixth child!

"Ah! Smelly sixth son, you bastard seduced my wife with a beauty trick..."

Mozi gritted her teeth and cursed angrily.

hot feeling,

Instantly swept from the throat!

Tears choked out all at once.

Pretty blushed as if she had been roasted by fire.

"Water, give me a bottle of water, I'm going to be so hot~"

"No, drink it."

Su Yang went back to the room and brought out a cup of brown drink,

It looks like Coke.

Jasmine was completely dazed.

Take it without hesitation,

He turned his head and drank.

Then,

The whole face wrinkled together.

He broke down and said, "You are jealous!"

Su Yang smiled and said: "My house has no water, so you can make do with it."

little one,

what grade are you

Still want to cheat me to be the sixth child.

"Ah, stinky sixth son, I'm fighting with you!"

Mozi resisted the sour and spicy discomfort.

rushed forward angrily,

I want to bite this bastard to death.