Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

Su Yang's eyes were quick, and he closed the door with a snap.

"boom!"

Sister Wu just pouted her sausage mouth like this, and bumped into the door panel straight.

The overwhelmed old door can't stand this toss, and several screws fell off in a row, which means that it will crack if I hit it again!

"Don't get me wrong, I made a wrong call last night, there is no other meaning!"

Su Yang reopened the door, looked at the other party vigilantly and explained.

"The eldest brother has no money, and the second brother pays. It's only natural! Sister, I am not only beautiful, but also rich, more than enough for you, a poor ghost who works two jobs a day!"

Seeing that Su Yang was ignorant, Sister Wu spat out the sawdust in her mouth, her expression changed abruptly.

He crossed his arms and said sarcastically.

"Sister, my second brother didn't break the rules of heaven, let him go..." Su Yang's face turned green.

"What do you mean! Do you dislike me! Can't live anymore? If you can't live anymore, move out tomorrow!"

Sister Wu frowned instantly, curled her lips and sneered:

"I know you have no money. If you don't solve the famine for me today, you can sleep on the street in the future!"

Saying that, he knocked open the door, and opened a pair of fluffy arms to hug Su Yang's neck.

"Again?!"

Seeing this, Su Yang released his hand holding the door without hesitation, and turned his body sideways.

"Boom!"

Sister Wu threw herself to the ground after gnawing on the mud.

The mountain-like body slapped the ground, and the entire second floor shook several times!

"Oh, it hurts me to death!" Sister Wu lay on the ground, baring her teeth.

"Listen to Sister Wu, I will move out tomorrow! If you are tired, sleep a little longer. I have something to do. Bye!"

Su Yang picked up his coat, carefully avoided the lump on the ground, and walked out of the room.

If we stay any longer, the two boa constrictors will have to cross their waists!

move away!Must move!

I can't stand this place any longer.

It's okay to be harassed by Ms. Fang Fang during the day.

At night, I have to listen to the domestic violence man living next door beating his wife.

Even if that kid still has a little conscience, he only beats him for 3 minutes each time...

......

Leaving the rental house, on the way to the bank to transfer money.

Su Yang called out the system.

"System, open this blind box reward."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill: Huaqiang's ferocious evil spirit is a hundred times enhanced version!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining epic perfect singing skills!"

Double shot.

It's a twin!

Su Yang's mood after being messed up by Ms. Fang Fang suddenly brightened.

Click on the introduction of new skills.

A hundred times enhanced version of Huaqiang's ferocious aura, which allows the host to have the same ferocious aura of Liu Huaqiang that has been enhanced a hundred times!All those who face the host will feel fear in their hearts and sweat like crazy! (It can be activated after 3 seconds with a straight face)

Epic-level perfect singing skills, the host has obtained the top voice and singing skills!No matter what type of song you hum, it will perfectly embody the emotions of those who hear it!

"Fuck, these two skills are a bit awesome!" Su Yang's eyes widened in amazement.

The former can frighten others with just one look!

The latter sings a song casually, which can make the listener perfectly emotional!

How about going to the crew to play a villain.

Or go to a singing show.

Absolutely burst into flames every minute!

In addition, these two skills are also very helpful to complete the task!

For example, last night, if he hadn't accidentally used his banknote ability, he might have been beaten up.

But now, a look at the past can scare the fart out of the security guard!

Brother Huaqiang is a good melon splitter and Sa Rilang, a hundred times stronger - a hundred murderers are looking at you at the same time, and they will ask you if you are afraid!

"Today is a good day~everything I want to do~"

Su Yang hummed happily.

Go to the bank and transfer the money.

Su Yang dialed his mother's phone number, "Hello? Mom, how is my father's condition? I have remitted the 10 yuan that is missing to you. If you don't know how to use WeChat, let the nurse..."

"Xiaoyang, your dad was misdiagnosed!" Su's mother interrupted her son excitedly, the surprise in her tone was about to overflow.

"What, what is it?" Su Yang was stunned.

"Your dad was misdiagnosed, misdiagnosed! It's not cancer, it's just a little problem!"

Su Ma explained excitedly:

"The diagnosis given by the county hospital was wrong. We were transferred to the provincial capital for an operation. The doctor checked several times and found that your father was not cancer at all, but colitis. Just stay in the hospital for a few days and you'll be fine!"

"Good thing!" Su Yang slapped his palms fiercely, his mouth from ear to ear.

"Son, let's not talk about it. I'm going to buy pig's trotters for your dad. I usually don't want to part with the money. I'm happy today and let your dad have a good meal!"

It's rare for Mama Su not to feel sorry for money, and she said proudly.

Just as he was about to hang up the phone, he suddenly remembered what Su Yang said earlier, Fox asked:

"10 yuan is not a small number. You have not been working for a long time. Where did you get so much money?"

Su Yang explained with a smile: "Part of it is saved by my secret summer job over the years, and part of it is my salary. I lent it to a friend a while ago, and I just got back today."

Hearing that it was all serious, Mama Su was relieved, and said without hesitation:

"Then mom will save it for you first. You young people can't save money. When your father recovers from illness, he and I will work part-time this year to earn some money. Next year, I will pay you a down payment in the county..."

He also gave some broken instructions to pay attention to eating and keeping warm.

Mama Su hung up the phone.

"Small hospitals are unreliable! Misdiagnosis is scary."

Su Yang scolded his hometown hospital a few words, and then looked at the bank card with only 300 yuan left, wanting to cry without tears.

"I'm out of money again, my mother confiscated the 10 reward, the tip I received yesterday will not be available until next month, and I'm moving out tomorrow, the rent hasn't been paid... Where can I get some money? ?”

After squatting on the side of the road and thinking for a while, Su Yang suddenly patted his thigh hard.

"Damn! Why did you forget about the fans! There are still more than 3000 fans to reach 100. If you get a reward of [-] million, are you worried that you won't have enough money to pay the rent?"

The voice just fell.

The system's mission prompt sounded.

"Ding, the daily task is activated, please ask the host to split a watermelon with a watermelon knife in front of the owner of the melon vendor, and then ask him blankly: "Your melon, is it ripe? ""

...

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(Ask for a recommendation ticket, a monthly ticket, and a ticket?)

Chapter 7 Selling melons and Su Yang, the sixth child, bumped into each other?Sister Zhou, "How could it be such a coincidence?"

"First, Huaqiang has the same momentum, and now there is another task of splitting melons..."

Su Yang's expression was dull, and black question marks in capital letters kept appearing from the back of his head.

I have a stomach full of hemp and don't know when to speak or not!

"I'm afraid it will be difficult if there is mission funding this time."

Su Yang has a headache.

But when he thought of the 100 million cash reward waiting for him, he became motivated again.

Compared with being squeezed into eight petals by a boa constrictor around the waist.

What is it to chop a melon!

Even if it is Zhen Huaqiang who sells the melons today, I will split the melons in front of him!

Su Yang bought a watermelon knife in the nearby shopping mall.

Pack it in a black plastic bag and put it in your pocket.

"Receive the hair~sneak attack~"

When Su Yang was about to take out his mobile phone to start the live broadcast, the phone rang.

"Hello?" Su Yang answered the phone.

"Mr. Su, hello, I'm Wang Hu, the boss of the Shaking Tiger DSB union. After research by our professional team, we agreed that your live broadcast style is very distinctive, so I decided to give you a chance to sign a contract..." A man's voice came from the receiver.

"Beep beep."

Su Yang cursed and hung up the phone, and directly threw it into the blacklist to eat ashes.

"Grandma, these scammers are so well-informed. I just started the live broadcast yesterday, and I called today."

"It's just that my brain is not very good. Which trade union boss has his head kicked by a donkey and will use Dashabi as his name. He is not professional at all!"

the other side.

Wang Hu, the boss of the DSB trade union whose head was kicked by a donkey.

Hear a busy tone from the handset.

I didn't react for a while. "This is... the signal is not good and hung up?"

Four or five calls were made again, but they were never connected.

Wang Hu finally realized belatedly that he seemed to have been blocked!

But why? !

"Hiss, it shouldn't be..."

Wang Hu stared at Su Yang's phone number on the phone screen, his eyes were extremely incomprehensible and he fell into deep thought.

......

After hanging up the stupid scam call, Su Yang opened the Douhu app.

Made a headline "Today Tutu is going to buy a watermelon",

The live broadcast started.

"Fuck? More than 3 people???"

As soon as the live broadcast screen came out, Su Yang was dumbfounded.

"Why is the popularity even higher than last night! What's going on?"

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room discovered that the anchor, the sixth son, was online.

Immediately, the barrage was full of howling ghosts and howling wolves.

[Grandma, Tutu, you can be regarded as the start of the broadcast!Grandpa Niu misses you so much! 】

[You six, we have been waiting for you for more than ten hours!Even when you were sleeping, you didn't exit the live broadcast room, you bastard, you're here! 】