Tricky live broadcast: Sister Zhou is scared to cry with a sentence

The popularity of Su Yang's live broadcast room soared.

350 million,

380 million,

450 million!

a few minutes.

The number of viewers soared to nearly 150 million!

"Chop up? How can I be so cruel."

Su Yang froze for a moment, then said with a black face.

What happened to Xiaoqiang brothers.

He was cut into pieces again,

How inhumane.

said,

Su Yang opened the drawer,

A black plastic bag was pulled out from inside.

"Really not chopped?"

Master Niu watched nervously.

What's in it.

It looks like a rectangular box.

Immediately he breathed a sigh of relief.

I scolded my mother secretly in my heart.

grandma's,

You said earlier that it was burnt to ashes.

It is worse to die one by one.

I thought you were chopped into pieces,

I was so frightened that my liver trembled!

beside,

Sister Zhou, whose face turned pale from fright,

The moment Su Yang took out the bag,

He stepped back a lot without hesitation.

Even if you see that there is no pile of minced meat in the bag.

Still dare not come over.

Only dare to hide in the corner,

Cast a vigilant look from afar.

Like a frightened quail.

"Master, can I open it for you to see?"

Su Yangti slipped the bag,

He came to the two masters and said.

Master Niu doesn't really want to see it.

After all, there is no need to pick up the ashes of the deceased to perform deeds.

But then think about it.

Even Su Yang said so.

If he refuses,

It seems to be a little guilty.

Just look at it,

What is an ashes afraid of!

Master Niu took a deep breath,

He grabbed Master Zhang who was next to him to support himself.

The calm and composed expression of an expert was restored on his face.

"It's good to have a look. It will help us get close to the resentment of the deceased. After the ceremony is over, I can order an amulet for you to wear."

Hearing the three words of amulet,

Master Zhang's eyes lit up.

Quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, it is necessary to make an amulet."

Today's business is full of ups and downs,

So hung up to scare us both.

Do not make two amulets to generate income,

I'm sorry for the pain in my heart!

"I'll talk about the amulet later, let's take a look first."

Su Yang put the bag on the table.

A bright smile appeared on his face.

Slowly reach out and open the bag.

A rectangular iron box appeared.

strange,

Who will use an iron box to decorate ashes?

Master Niu was puzzled.

I happened to see a line of words on the box.

So I read it subconsciously: "The authentic West Lake is good Longjing."

the voice fell,

Master Niu was stunned.

Master Zhang and sister Zhou were dumbfounded.

live viewers,

Also so confused!

[Damn it, put the ashes of your brother in a tea box, what kind of operation is this? ! 】

[Outrageous, simply outrageous!If I were Tu Lao Liu's good brother who died, I would have to come back and clean up this dog if I turned into a ghost! 】

[Have you noticed that the bag that Tulaoliu puts this box in is also the iconic Laoliu artifact! 】

[Good brother: Thank you so much!Perfunctory, Tu Lao Liu is too perfunctory! 】

Maybe it's because he still has the idea that Tu Lao Liu must work hard.

The old water friends didn't make much noise.

Just complained a few words.

And the newcomers who were thrown in the live broadcast room.

It is directly uproarious,

There was a lot of scolding!

[Anchor, you are really going too far. After all, he is also a good brother you grew up with. Even if you spend a little money, what can you do if you buy an urn for someone else? Don’t be so stingy! 】

[Indeed, I kept saying that he was a good brother who grew up together, but ended up filling the tea box for others, what kind of character! 】

[I read on the Internet that the anchor is a local tycoon, and the bicycles he rides are more than 3000 million, and he can't even afford to buy an urn? 】

[3000 million bicycles, the brothers who grew up together are gone, and the ashes are packed in tea boxes. 】

Also at this time.

Su Yang threw away the black plastic bag outside,

snap

Open the lid of the tea box.

due to viewing angle.

The two masters looked at it at first glance.

Only the upper half of the box was seen, which was empty.

No ashes?

Under doubt.

The two moved forward curiously.

The probe looked into the box.

Followed by.

two masters,

It's like being killed by someone for a thousand years.

The body froze suddenly.

His expression also froze.

in the eyes,

Confused, dumbfounded, dazed, unbelievable and other emotions,

Intricately intertwined.

In the end, it converged into a sentence that even I felt unbelievable.

Out of his mouth: "Fuck, brother Su, your brother's ashes seem to have been eaten by cockroaches!"

"No."

Su Yang glanced down.

shake your head,

He raised his finger to Brother Xiaoqiang in the iron box.

grin,

Showing a row of neat white teeth.

With a smile, he said:

"Isn't it here?"

As soon as this word comes out,

The two masters stared blankly for a moment.

The cpu exploded directly.

They turned their heads at the same time,

Look at each other.

Confused Master Niu No. [-]: "Do you understand what he means?"