Jujutsu: Eight Magical Skills At The Beginning, Admission Is A Special Level
Chapter 108 Lighting A Lamp In The Crotch
Chapter 108 Lighting a lamp in the crotch
Lu Bei came up with a knife and a kind smile.
The giant python was brutally cut in half by the collapse of the secret realm. Even though it had strong vitality, it could no longer use its Divine Ability at this moment, and its body quickly shrank and turned into the appearance of an ordinary person.
Chao Lisu has a hunched waist, a wrinkled face, and a thin body. He no longer looks like a handsome young man. The proud demigod body can only be used in the nursing home now.
People who cultivate immortality do not say that their appearance will last forever, but after arriving in the Innate Realm, it is difficult for the butchering knife of time to leave too many traces on them. If it is not due to the cultivation method, their appearance will not change much.
Chao Lisu grew old instantly, either because his end was approaching, or because he was seriously injured and his foundation was destroyed.
Right!
Lu Bei, whose old face corresponds to the Snake Dragon Sect leader in the player's screenshot, had a guess in his mind. Even without him flapping his little wings, the secret realm would collapse around version 2.0.
Lu Bei's guess was correct. The secret realm existed because of the snake god and was destroyed because of the snake god. However, Chao Lisu's aging had nothing to do with the damage to his foundation. Looking deeper, it was still because of the snake god.
Chao Lisu was too greedy.
He took a large amount of blood soul fruit and created his own secret method to obtain the body of a demigod. His physical body was too involved with the secret realm. The secret realm was destroyed, and he died after years of hard work. His old body was his true appearance.
"You destroyed my leader's Snake Dragon Sect!" Chao Lisu said hoarsely, his eyes were filled with hatred, and his face was twisted like tree bark.
"Old man, calm down, let me give you an idea."
Lu Bei pursed his lips and said considerately: "Look at you, your resentment is so strong that you can see it from two miles away. Why don't you take this opportunity to put on a red dress, I will kindly sponsor you a trouser belt, and you can hang it on the southeast branch." Transform into a fierce ghost, and when you come to me for revenge, you will definitely have a smile on your face."
"You are a sharp-tongued person. Today, I will drag you to be buried with you even if I fight to the death."
Chao Lisu spoke in a ferocious voice, his eyelids opened with red lines, and his body surface was filled with red mist, extracting toxins from the followers at his feet, and his momentum increased step by step.
It’s embarrassing to say that you have to wait in line for the lottery!
Lu Bei patted She Xuan on the shoulder, and waved his hand with sword energy: "Thank you for the kindness of the leader, but there is no need to be buried with me. There are too many people who want to be buried with me. I am not the emperor, so how can I be so big?" The mausoleum will accommodate you."
The sword energy is vertical and horizontal, and the sword light is dazzling.
The brilliant white light covered the sky, like a torrent, rushing straight towards the position where Chao Lisu was. The latter jumped up, his old body could still push the rice cart, and fell into the mist ten feet away.
"rise!"
Lu Bei raised his eyes, golden light burst out, a long river of white sword energy rose into the sky, an eagle manifested in the sky, fluttering its wings, looking at everything, the energy was violent, and the feathers were lifelike.
The sword energy tore down, three points faster, catching up with the inevitable Chao Lisu and knocking him down into the fog.
Rumble————
Dust swirled and the ground trembled slightly.
Lu Bei raised his hand to summon a wind dragon to sweep away the thick fog around him. He did not look to see if Chao Lisu was dead, but glanced at the positions of a dozen high-heeled shoes.
Half of the 50-meter-long giant python fell from the sky, and then continued to crawl for a while. All the Snake Dragon Sect members who escaped from the secret realm were crushed into photos by their leader. Only Huang He from Innate Realm was still alive.
As expected of physical cultivation, his vitality is as good as Xiaoqiang's.
Thick fog cleared a large area, and Chao Lisu walked out with injuries all over his body. The red poisonous gas manifested as a python totem behind him, and he hissed and spat out messages like a living creature.
"If it's just an ordinary poisonous snake, I advise you to give up resistance and leave yourself a way to survive."
Lu Bei shook his head slightly. If the sky wants him to die, he will go crazy. He noticed the resentment and madness in Chao Lisu's eyes. He stopped talking nonsense. The Five Elements Wheel spread out under his feet, and the two pillars of wind and thunder fell from the sky. Together they formed the Five Elements Eight Trigrams Diagram. , fixing the position of the dynasty and the strict customs in the Kan hexagram.
The next second, the golden feathers spread out, and the giant eagle flapped its wings and tore the giant python totem into pieces. The eagle's claws trampled Li Su's thin body, and its golden hook-like beak pecked hard...
Bloodline suppression!
[You killed Chao Lisu and gained 1.2 million experience]
[You have completed the mission [Mysterious Case]]
[You completed the main mission: solving the case and gained 500,000 experience]
[You completed the main mission: discover the case, apprehend the real murderer, and gain 1.8 million experience points based on your contribution]
[You completed the side mission: Destroy the Snake Dragon Sect, and gained 700,000 experience based on your contribution]
"This little experience is too little..."
"Wait a minute, I have 1.8 million experience points for apprehending the real murderer. How come I only have 700,000 experience points for annihilating Snake Dragon Sect? Without my courage to regard death as home, my courage to not be afraid of strong enemies, and my determination to sacrifice my teammates, Snake Dragon Sect would still be alive now. Okay, why isn’t your contribution enough?”
Looking at the pitiful 700,000 experiences, Lu Bei claimed that the calculation was wrong and asked the programmer to publish the algorithm.
It is true that Snake Dragon Sect was destroyed because of the explosion of the secret realm, and the big blame should be attributed to the snake god. But without his hard training in Innate Qi, the snake god would have been sealed by the quilt for who knows how long. His contribution is beyond the sky, and it would not be more than 700,000.
"Damn it, this rubbish game tricked me into killing me..."
…
Three days later, Langwu County.
The Extreme Monarch Sect ship slowly sailed away from the river bank. Huang He stood at the bow of the ship with an aggrieved look on his face. He looked back several times and sighed.
The Profound Moon Department solved the case and he was very sad.
Lu Bei moved into the landlady's boudoir. He was sad, lost and depressed.
After coming to Langwu County for a few months, he led his brothers to investigate the case without complaint. Every day he was either at the Red Sleeve Pavilion or on the way to the Red Sleeve Pavilion. He promoted the local people's livelihood industry and helped women in ragged clothes. There was no credit but hard work.
The results of it?
People are so infuriating. A case that hasn't been solved in three months is solved in one day. A butt that hasn't been touched in three months is discovered in one day.
Although Huang He did not see it with his own eyes, he had been fighting for many years, had solid theoretical knowledge, and rich operational experience. With a large amount of material added to the rendering template, he could imagine with his toes how happy Lu Bei was during these three days.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get, and the more I think about it, the more sour I get.
The most shameful thing is that Lu Bei saved his life. Even if the two sides have different positions, he still has to thank him.
It's not over yet. The ultra-high efficiency of Profound Moon Department made Extreme Monarch Sect look like a piece of shit, and it was inevitable to get scolded after returning.
Huang He felt that his stewardship had come to an end.
"What a bad luck. If the secret realm is still there, as the first person to discover it, I will definitely be able to make up for it."
"Speaking of which, what happened in the secret realm? Why can't I remember anything?"
…
"Second brother, look into my eyes. What happened in the secret realm? Tell me the truth."
Red Sleeve Pavilion, Hu San and Lu Bei sit opposite each other, under the soundproof cloth, Auntie Xiang is guarding the door outside.
"I told you the truth, you just don't believe it."
Lu Bei shrugged. He told Hu San everything about what happened in the secret realm. Unexpectedly, the other party did not believe his character and suspected that he was hiding something.
Oh my god, apart from cutting out the nonsense about the snake god and concealing the opportunity given to She Xuan and the Golden Scaled Snake, he really did everything.
Anyway, they are all innocuous and trivial matters, it doesn't matter whether you talk about it or not. Instead of wasting Hu San's precious time, it is better to listen to his glorious deeds of killing everyone.
These are the important points.
I hope that Hu San will write the report truthfully, and I also hope that the superiors will give him more substantial rewards after seeing him survive several close calls.
"Look into my eyes and talk!" Hu San slapped the table and stood up, stretching his head in front of his second brother.
“Hissssssss——”
Looking at each other for two seconds, Lu Bei took a deep breath and slapped Qingcheng Qingguo's face away: "I told you to stay away from me, why don't you pee and take a look at yourself? My godmother is our two sons. If I She must not cry to death after being broken by you."
"Her? Haha, she's almost happy enough to die."
Hu San curled his lips and said: "Second brother, you are still young and have never seen the real evil in people's hearts. Little do you know that it is difficult to guard against domestic thieves. Our mother is the real evil person."
"Xisuo."
"I'll make a bet with you. If you go to the capital to visit relatives one day, my mother will definitely drug you in the evening. Then she will ban your cultivation, lock you in the room, and make the world not respond to you, and the earth and the earth will not work." Hu San is sure.
"Is there such a thing?!"
Lu Bei's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly: "Then, are you going to call a few beautiful fox fairies to tempt me and make me look ugly?"
"There is no Fox Fairy, but your eldest brother does have one."
Hu San rolled his eyes several times: "For your own good, and for my own good, remember to tell me before visiting relatives, and make sure we are not at home at the same time."
"Is it so scary..."
Lu Bei shivered, raised his hand to smooth the goosebumps on his arms, and told Hu San that if he were killed, he would not go to the capital again.
"Okay, if you don't want to talk about the secret realm, I won't pursue it."
Hu San rolled his eyes at Lu Bei and continued: "But the Snake Dragon Sect case is too big. Two hundred thousand people in Langwu County were poisoned. It will take at least half a year to recover them all. You must hand over the thief!"
"Didn't you see the thief's head?"
Lu Bei said in surprise: "I made it very clear just now. I rushed into the secret realm and surrounded thousands of Snake Dragon Sect members alone. I even killed the recalcitrant deputy leader, Saintess, left and right protectors, four heavenly kings, eight kings, The Thirteen Taibao, who was so frightened that the leader pissed off Li Su, activated a large formation to summon the so-called snake god to come, but ended up destroying himself, and the secret realm collapsed, destroying his demon body."
"Second brother, your brother is not blind. The leader of Snake Dragon Sect is the Innate Realm. He is not that timid. At least he will not be scared to death by your Core Incubation Realm."
Hu San raised his hand and knocked on the table, jokingly saying: "It's obvious that your lady and the leader are fighting to the death. She is the Innate Realm. This kind of nonsense is more reasonable."
Lu Bei clasped his hands in his fists and exclaimed: "I woke up the dreamer with just one word. Brother really lit a lamp in his crotch."
"certainly?"
"wise!"
Lu Bei said in annoyance: "It's strange that the younger brother is greedy for merit and rushes forward. He only hopes to be promoted as soon as possible and imitates the elder brother's return to his hometown in fine clothes to do some happy things of bullying men and dominating women. He actually forgot about the disparity in realms."
"Well, it's not too late to change the report now."
Hu San held out his hand angrily: "My brother, I can help you write off some things, but some things are definitely not possible. Hand it over to the thieves. When I see that there is no Universe Ring, I know it is your kid's fault."
"Brother, you really wronged me. The secret realm collapsed at that time, and the scene was a mess. It was already very difficult for me to get the thief's head. Where can I find the Universe Ring for you?"
"The ring may contain the poison-refining technique of Snake Dragon Sect, which uses illusions to control 200,000 people in Langwu County. The Innate Realm of Extreme Monarch Sect is deeply involved in it. It is a strange poison at best, but it is a strange poison at worst. Say, this is the art of slaying dragons.”
Hu San raised his hand and touched Lu Bei's body: "Second brother, it's the same as Zhao Xiayang's Universe Ring. Take it out quickly, the benefits will be yours."
"With the words of big brother, I feel relieved. To be honest, I am almost innate."
"Ha, he also said that he didn't get any benefits from being in the secret realm. He must have exposed his secret."
"Big brother, add another lamp to your crotch, no, light a torch, little brother admires it!"
"..."
(End of chapter)
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