Jujutsu: Eight Magical Skills At The Beginning, Admission Is A Special Level

Chapter 111: Flat face, big mouth, thick waist, short legs, no neck

"So, how can you make your siblings angry?"

Hu San was heartbroken. If he hadn't run out of time, he would have used his elder brother's pressure to force Lu Bei back to Three Pristine Peak. He asked him to hug She Xuan's thigh and cry for forgiveness. She Xuan didn't agree, so he wasn't allowed to stand. stand up.

"I thought it was something. Why don't we just arrest a few corrupt officials? There's no need for my young lady to take action personally. I'll go with my brother."

[You have received the mission [Capture key criminals]]

[Mission description: As a Profound Moon Department Qingwei, it is your job to collect intelligence and capture important criminals of the imperial court. You cannot refuse this mission, right? ]

[Main mission: Take people as ordered, reward 600,000 experience points]

[Side mission: not triggered]

[Whether to accept? ]

[whether ]

Faced with the task, Lu Bei took the initiative and slapped Hu San's chest: "Besides, although our Profound Moon Department is not as good as the Extreme Monarch Sect, there are no thugs in the Innate Realm. You can write an IOU and let the superiors What’s the point of giving credit to eighty well-behaved and beautiful female dead warriors from the Innate Realm?”

Speaking of dead soldiers, Lu Bei couldn't help but nodded secretly.

Before coming to Langwu County, he mentioned five Foundation Building Stage warriors. The good guys were called to obey orders, point east and never go west, and catch geese and never chase dogs. When they were asked to take off their pants, five The dead man hesitated for a moment.

Having experienced the loyalty of the dead soldiers, Lu Bei has been thinking about the 180 female dead soldiers assigned to him by his superiors.

There is no other meaning. It is not tiring to work with men and women. The hard work of Profound Moon Department is really boring if there is no beautiful scenery to support the spirit and will.

Anyway, someone else can't bear this pain!

"It's different. This mission is in Mountain State. I am leading the team and cooperating. I am not the main force of this mission."

Hu San shook his head and explained to Lu Bei again: "My mother has a rival in the capital, and we have always disliked each other..."

The officials on the list were supported by the Iron Sword League with a lot of effort and profit. There is also a county guard among them. A sudden arrest may lead to the Iron Sword League robbing people along the way.

Hu San was temporarily recruited and transferred to Mountain State to lead a small team, responsible for reconnaissance and support, staying behind to break up the rear when necessary.

All of this is easy to say, but the difficulty lies in the person who recruited him, Profound Moon Department Ziwei Mu Jiling, a good apprentice trained by Hu Er's enemy.

As the top executor of this mission, Mu Jiling selected him from the roster and transferred him to Mountain State to wait for dispatch. Hu San did not believe that there was no continuation of the grudges of the previous generation.

"In the entire Tranquil State, no other Qingwei were transferred, but I was selected. What do you mean by her?"

Hu San cried out: "Didn't I tell you when I was little that she had a flat face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs, and no neck? I also made up a song and sang it eight times a day, causing her to cry for half a year and be depressed for three years? How many years? I didn’t even take it to heart, why is she so vindictive!”

"Indeed, my brother is on your side. Regardless of the facts and being unreasonable, this Ziwei's mind is really ordinary."

Lu Bei sighed, and then his eyes lit up: "Brother, is it possible that she has been thinking about taking your life all year round, and her hatred turned sour and she fell in love with you?"

"Haha, bro, even when I urinate, I can reveal a beauty hundreds of times better than her. How can someone named Mu be worthy of liking me?" Hu San sneered with disdain.

"Then I'm afraid you'll be single for the rest of your life..."

Lu Bei made a faint voice, quite resentful. In terms of looks alone, the two rich women Bai Jin and She Xuan are no match for Hu San. This guy wants to find someone more beautiful than himself. I'm afraid he can't compare these two rich women to him. It's hard to put it on the same bed.

"So what if you die alone, we monks don't care about this."

Hu San shrugged his shoulders indifferently. There were as many beautiful women as crucian carp crossing the river who coveted his appearance. It was not possible. By then, he would have fallen asleep due to the hard work. Whoever got pregnant with his flesh and blood first would marry him home. They all got pregnant. Just together.

Love is just taking off your pants and putting on your pants. It's a simple thing, so why bother yourself.

"I understand, you think Ziwei is resentful and intends to give you little shoes during this mission. If you are braver, she will use the Iron Sword League's fast sword to take your life."

Lu Bei analyzed: "So you came to me and wanted to hug my thigh and wish you through the difficulties."

"That's not the case. If she really dares to harm me, she will have to risk her own life."

Hu San shook his head and corrected Lu Bei's mistake: "Besides, I didn't intend to hug your hairy legs, but your lady's long legs."

"Um?!"

Lu Bei's eyes suddenly became sharp: "Brother, I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language, otherwise the brothers will kill each other and our mother will only have a godson in the future."

"Stop talking nonsense, you understand what I mean, that's not what I mean. My sister-in-law is not bad in appearance, but she is just barely eye-catching compared to me. How much do I have to be willing to degenerate before I want to set my sights on her?"

"That's pretty much it."

"Brother, if you tell the truth, don't be sad..."

Hu San muttered: "Mountain State is very martial arts, which is far from the comfort of Tranquil State. There is no shortage of errand boys from Core Incubation Realm. Your lady is different, her appearance is not bad, Innate Realm's cultivation level is the same as that of Mu, so it would be more honorable for me to take him there and become my subordinate."

Good brother, loyal. Lu Bei was not sad and immediately taunted: "Tsk, tsk, everyone is Innate Realm, and you are Core Incubation. No wonder you are in a hurry to come to me."

"Bah, people with the surname Mu are just showing off. I'm about to innate. Have you told anyone about it?"

Hu San retorted sourly: "She has average qualifications. She was able to achieve Innate before me only because of her master. It's nothing special."

"I am the purple guard, and you are the green guard."

"Bah, you damn Ziwei, he didn't become a high-ranking official through the back door just because he had a good master."

Hu San groaned and said, "It's not like me. I start from the bottom and never say that there is someone above me."

That’s because I can’t say it!

Lu Bei looked at Hu San with disdain. If Hu Er hadn't hidden his identity for many years and never exposed it, otherwise this guy would definitely have faked his power and got to the top by relying on his mother's long legs.

"Brother, you know how much credit I have for that mission. If the superiors were not afraid of leaking information and did not dare to move, I would have been promoted to Purple Guard."

Facing Lu Bei's contemptuous gaze, Hu San said reluctantly: "It's hateful, it's all the Iron Sword League's fault. If it weren't for them..."

"If it weren't for them, you wouldn't even have a chance to get promoted."

Lu Bei didn't want to listen to Hu San's nonsense, so he interrupted and said, "Brother, tell me the truth, my mother's enemy in the capital is the Imperial Master, and Ziwei named Mu is her apprentice, right?"

"Hey, you know this too?" Hu was surprised.

"Guess, with my mother's beauty and wit, the only person who can make her dislike her and still can't fight her is the imperial master who is the most powerful person in the country with her." Lu Bei said matter-of-factly.

"Brother, haven't you ever been to the capital? How come you know everything?"

Hu San sneered and raised his hand to put on Lu Bei's shoulder: "Tell me, what else do you know? Just do it in one go. I'll make sure you can go home for the reunion dinner at the end of the year."

Haha, when I was living in the capital, your ashes were spread by Zhao Xiayang.

Lu Bei patted Hu San's paw away and changed the subject: "I wanted to ask just now. You said that the entire Tranquil State only transferred you and one Qingwei, so who am I? Without a recruitment order, I will not leave without permission. Was she convicted?"

"nothing."

Hu San waved his hand and told Lu Bei not to worry: "Your Tsing Yi is a temporary one. I have calculated the time. When we come back from Mountain State, it will be almost time to become a regular employee."

"Why is this happening? Is there a treacherous villain who is obstructing it?"

Lu Bei's eyes were looking directly at Hu San, removing any suspicion that the treacherous villain was right in front of him.

"There are no sycophants, but your elder brother does have one."

Hu San hooked Lu Bei's shoulder again and said passionately: "Good brother, mother, you also have a share. I can't bear the grievances of the previous generation alone. This trip to Mountain State, you and I are of the same mind, and we can be as powerful as gold." , let’s deal with the one named Mu together.”

"No, I have a flat face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs, and no neck. I'm afraid I won't be able to untie my belt." Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly. He still had his integrity and refused to be with Hu San.

"That was when I was a kid, and I heard that I was pretty."

Seeing the drama, Hu San changed his previous evaluation and praised Mu Jiling as rare in the world and hard to find in heaven.

"Is nothing going to happen?"

"As long as no one is killed."

"Brother, I'm not very talented. Here are some packs of essential medicine for lonely men and widows in the middle of the night. Can you give me some medicine? Can you use it then?"

"Oh, let me take a look at it."

Hu San took a few packets of medicinal powder from Lu Bei, picked up a piece of it under his nose with his little finger and sniffed it, frowning and said: "Hehuan Powder, Buddha Dew Head, Fairy Don't Stop, these are popular products, I'm afraid of dealing with Innate Realm It’s because the medicine is not effective enough!”

"Brother, you're an expert. I guessed everything right! Just a stranger, what did you go through during those years of being an undercover agent? Can you tell me a little bit about it?"

Lu Bei clasped his hands in his fists and said with admiration: "Forget about your experience of being drugged by others. Pick a few glorious stories of how you drugged others and tell them slowly. It would be best to publish a book. I used to be a scholar. Rather than listening to books, I prefer to light a lamp and boil oil alone in the dead of night, which creates a sense of artistic conception."

"I don't want to be an expert either. It's all my mother's fault."

Hu San pointed at his face and said speechlessly: "During those years when I was undercover, I told you that I would bring a handle with me, and it would be bigger than everyone else's. As a result, those people became more enthusiastic when they knew the man. I couldn't help it, they were all forced. When I came out, I didn’t want to fall into the trap and had to learn some messy things on my own.”

"Brother, I understand your pain. Boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out." Lu Bei nodded with deep understanding.

"No, you don't understand."

Hu San rolled his eyes at Lu Bei. He was no outsider, so he asked him to stop embellishing his face. He took out a packet of secret medicinal powder and stuffed it into Lu Bei's hand: "This packet is called a good product. Innate Realm has to be tricked. You take a pack, and when the time comes, whoever gets the chance will do it."

Lu Bei: "..."

Just cover your head and fight for two or three hours. Do you really want to kill someone?

(End of chapter)