Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

(); Iger is very happy to return to China for the first time after his rebirth.

Because even though I was in China in my last life, I didn’t go out to play much. Of course I have to make up for it in this life.

"We are almost there. Do you have a thicker coat?" Zhuge Yun turned his head and looked at Egg.

"Don't be afraid, I have a warming spell!" Egg grinned.

Zhuge Yun was about to say something, but then he thought about the other party's inexhaustible magic power, and after thinking about it, he still didn't say anything.

The flying carpet flew leisurely towards the north, and Iger could already see the endless Kunlun Mountains that seemed so close at hand.

"Wow... there is white snow on the top of the mountain!" Iger looked a little excited. This was the first time in his two lives that he had seen such a majestic mountain range with his own eyes.

The flying carpet sped towards the depths of the mountains, and the two finally landed on a mountain col.

"I thought there would be a vast old forest in the mountains, but I didn't expect that there were stones and snow everywhere..." After the excitement passed, Ige sighed in disappointment.

"The campus is quite interesting." Zhuge Yun smiled and led Egg all the way to the shade behind the mountain, where an inconspicuous small temple stood quietly.

The small temple looks simple and unpretentious. It doesn't look like a Taoist temple or a Buddhist temple, but it feels a bit like the City God's Temple.

As soon as they entered the door, there was only an unpretentious ancient cauldron in the simply decorated temple. Three half-meter-high sandalwood sticks were inserted into the cauldron and emitted soft clouds of smoke.

As soon as Iger's eyes fell on the three sticks of incense on the tripod, for some reason, his heart suddenly felt empty, as if he had seen through the world of mortals.

"This is the Meditation Cauldron. Every student will observe it here for a few seconds before entering school to get rid of the impetuousness in his heart." Zhuge Yun was very satisfied with Iger's reaction. Generally speaking, he can enter the state of mental relaxation in such a fast time. State, this proves that this person is relatively transparent in his heart. Many dark wizards will unconsciously become irritable after seeing the tripod, which made Zhuge Yun secretly glance at Iger.

"Good stuff!" Egger couldn't help but sigh slightly.

I really want to move away...

Behind the ancient tripod is an arch, which is covered with a soft and graceful white gauze. The white gauze seems to have strange magic power, and people can't help but be attracted to it.

"Let's go in." Zhuge Yun nodded and walked into the stone gate with Ige.

The moment he entered the stone gate, Egg felt a vague wave sweeping over him.

The feeling was familiar, like the Apparition Falls in Gringotts and the feeling of censorship in the girls' dormitory.

After passing through the stone gate, Egger was immediately amazed. In front of him was a winding stone corridor, with dense stalactites hanging from above like waterfalls. The surrounding stone walls were covered with a thick layer of fluorescent material, emitting various colors of light. The stalactites above his head were dimly reflected, and this scene suddenly reminded Egg of the Avatar he had seen in his previous life...

As the two of them walked forward, the scene in front of them became more and more open. A white light shone into their eyes. The two of them slowly walked out of the cave. Egger finally saw the whole picture of the college.

The location of the two of them was on a platform on a cliff. The platform was relatively higher than the college. At a glance, there were houses with black tiles and red walls everywhere. Some were as tall and grand as palaces, and some were as short as toilets. The lush ancient buildings Trees are planted between the houses.

The campus in front of me was very different from what Iger had imagined. It didn’t have the lasting charm of the Jiangnan water town with pavilions and pavilions, nor the rough atmosphere of the yellow sand desert. It was just like an ordinary ancient school, but it was quite in line with the Chinese people. style.

"How do you feel?" Zhuge Yun looked at Iger happily: "Does it feel very simple?"

"It's unexpectedly simple." Iger nodded and told the truth.

"It's a holiday now. Of course it looks simple. It's not like this when school starts." Zhuge Yun laughed: "When I was in school, the sky above the college was full of people playing flying swords. These houses are very skinny and can move. Yes, students often get lost. The academy also has a special sword fighting platform and a special Quidditch pitch, but they are usually not visible in the institution."

"Mechanism?" Egger was slightly surprised.

"Of course, this is a folding space. When the school was first established in 1920, the academy was built by three hundred wizards in the country. It was also the first magic academy in modern China. Unfortunately, due to the terrain, it is not very convenient to go to school every year. After it was first built, it only enrolled a few hundred students each year, which could only include students from the northwest region." Zhuge Yun sighed slightly, feeling quite regretful.

"This is huge. The entire school of Hogwarts only has a thousand people!" Egger shook his head.

"How many people are there in the UK? What's the population of China?" Zhuge Yun suddenly laughed: "The largest one in the country now is Yangzhou Jinchan Academy, which was just established in 90. Almost all students from East China and North China are included in it. Every year, there are Thousands of students are enrolled, but in terms of qualifications, we are still the best.”

"This college contains the efforts of almost every wizard sect in China. Hundreds of schools of thought, Taoism and Buddhism, all inheritances can be found here. In my eyes, it will always be the best school." Zhuge Yun said with some pride.

Ige nodded, convinced that everyone felt that their alma mater was the best, and no one was exempt from this.

It's like Fleur suddenly ran up to Iger and said that Beauxbatons is the best magic school in the world and Hogwarts is a piece of shit. Iger might slap her twice in the mouth, and then kick her to the centaurs tribe. Go for surrogacy…

The two of them walked towards the academy. In front of them was a tall stone gate. On the gate was a plaque with flying phoenixes in big characters: Kunlun Hall!

The font is vigorous and powerful, bold and generous, and has a feeling of swallowing up the world.

This is in modern times. If the emperor saw this in ancient times, he might be labeled as a rebel.

After passing through the mountain gate, the two of them walked towards the school. In the distance, a group of stone beasts slowly swayed over, glanced at the two of them, turned around and left with a rumble.

The stone beasts have different shapes, including stone lions, stone elephants, and stone crocodiles. There are a lot of various stone statues, but there is no gentle animal.

"They are school patrols. If any student violates school rules, they will bite his pants and drag him through the streets. It's very miserable." Zhuge Yun laughed as if he had thought of something.

Egg looked at the patrolling stone lions, his eyes gradually becoming weird.

This one is pretty good too, you can turn two back when you are leaving...

"Did you see the highest attic in the distance? The top is the Birds Pavilion, but we should go and say hello to the principal first." With that, Zhuge Yun led Iger through the distance and walked towards the attic in the distance. .

Egger followed Zhuge Yun, constantly scanning the surrounding environment along the way. It was just like Zhuge Yun said, these buildings can move. Although the speed is very slow, if there is no accurate target, it will indeed move. It's easy to get lost.

A few minutes later, the two of them arrived at the door of the attic. On the plaque directly above the door were the three characters "Kunlun Pavilion" with flying phoenixes.

The two walked all the way into the attic. The moment they entered the door, Iger looked up and seemed to see the vast universe. The entire head was filled with deep starry sky, and the stars were flowing all over the sky. For a moment, Iger was a little dizzy.

In the center of the hall in front of him was a stone platform with seven rocks floating around it. Zhuge Yun pulled Ige onto a rock, and the rock floated up and held the two of them up, flying all the way upward.

Soon, the rock stopped, and Zhuge Yun stepped forward into the void in front of him. Then Iger saw that the stars around him dimmed rapidly, and in an instant, an elegant small door appeared with a small sign hanging on it. It's three words: Principal's Office.

Egger jumped off the rock in the same manner. The wonderful feeling as if he was stepping on the void made him slightly weightless. Zhuge Yun knocked on the door lightly, and soon a soft voice came from the door.

"Enter…"

The old voice was three-quarters lazy, three-quarters sleepy, and the remaining four-quarters full of impatience.

The two pushed the door open and entered the room. As soon as they entered the room, Egger's eyes fell on the white-haired old man sitting on the rocking chair by the window not far away.

This is an old man who looks like he is about to die. Judging from his appearance, he is older than Nico Flamel. The old man is wearing a long gown, holding a slender pipe in his hand, and puffing out smoke from his wrinkled old mouth. It was foggy and looked like an aging drug addict.

The furnishings in the room are quite remarkable, including a simple rattan bookshelf, a two-meter-long solid wood table, and ancient paintings pointing at me all over the wall...

"Oh little pig..." The old man raised his head and glanced at the two of them, then his eyes fell on Iger: "With an Obscurus..."

"It's Zhuge!" Zhuge Yun corrected the old man's words and sighed helplessly: "This is Egg Morriss from England. He brought a letter of recommendation from Dumbledore and hopes to come to us to conquer him. A phoenix."

"Ige, this is our Principal Jiang Kunjiang." Zhuge Yun whispered in Ige's ear: "The old man is two hundred and thirty years old, and he is a bit talkative..."

"Two hundred and thirty years old?" Egger looked shocked.

Wizards generally live longer because they have more means. It is not a big problem to live to be years old. Dumbledore lived more than a hundred years old, and Slughorn was almost a hundred years old, but it is very difficult to live to be years old. Exaggerated...

Not counting Nicoléme, the old guy took drugs and opened the blood lock...

"Ah...Albus..." The old man took a puff from his pipe, puffed out a puff of white mist, and spoke slowly with a smooth tongue, "I remember him, he was a very good young man..."

"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first. I still have work to do. I'll contact you when I have time." Zhuge Yun patted Ige on the shoulder, then bowed to Old Man Jiang, turned around and left.

"Hello, Principal Jiang!" Iger looked at old man Jiang Kun and bowed slightly.

"Hey, hello..." The old man turned his head and glanced at Iger: "Is Albus okay?"

"It's pretty good. It's pretty strong. I can still eat sweets. It doesn't look like I have high blood pressure." Egg smacked his lips: "It's just that I wake up a little too often..."

Jiang Kun suddenly laughed, and Egg found that the old man's teeth had almost fallen out.

"How old is the junior this year?" Jiang Kun looked at Ige with a smile.

"Thirteen years old." Egger replied politely.

"I'm thirteen years old...it's time to get married..." Jiang Kun rolled his eyes in confusion: "Do you have a mother-in-law?"

"Yes, yes." Iger nodded hurriedly.

"How many are there?" Jiang Kun tilted his head and looked at Ige. If it weren't for an old face, his expression would not look like an old man at all.

"Two..." Egg was a little embarrassed.

"Two is good...two is good." The old man nodded: "What is your name...?"

"Iger, Iger Morrisses." Iger answered honestly.

The old man's somewhat cloudy eyes rolled, and then he turned to look at Egg: "Eggs?"

Damn it, your English is pretty good, right?

"Deideidei, eggs." Egg nodded hurriedly.

"Hey, little baby, you still have a Guanzhong accent. Your Chinese is very good." Jiang Kun nodded cheerfully: "Are you... coming to Phoenix?"

"Yes." Egger nodded cheerfully and handed Dumbledore's envelope with a look of shamelessness: "This is Professor Dumbledore's letter of recommendation."

"Recommendation letter... I don't remember Albus being a polite person, hahaha." The old man laughed suddenly, glanced at the recommendation letter on the table, and then said dryly: "There is a sacred bird in Kunlun, and its name is Phoenix, the male is a phoenix and the female is a phoenix. We have no right to interfere with the fate of the divine bird. If you are really serious about it, just go up. Whether you succeed or not depends on yourself."

"Okay, thank you Grandpa Jiang." Ige bowed slightly obediently.

"It's good to call me grandpa, it's good to call me grandpa. Don't call me principal. Listen to me." Jiang Kun nodded drowsily: "The young man is pretty good. He's wearing iron armor and it's like a curse has been placed on him, and his brain is sealed. Yes, very good...what is your...name?"

"Hey, hey... Iger..." Iger stuttered.

The old man's bend was a bit too big, which made him unable to react.

"Ah...eggs..." Jiang Kun nodded.

"deideidei, egg egg..." Egg sighed helplessly.

"That...egg..." Jiang Kun squinted his eyes and looked at Iger happily: "Would you like to come to our Kunlun Hall?"

Egger: “???”

No, old man, why did you start poaching people before you finished a few words?

From beginning to end, you didn't even look at Dumbledore's letter before asking for someone. You are slapping Old Man Deng in the face...

"Although our Kunlun Hall was not founded very long ago, there are very few witchcraft inheritances in China that we can't find here. As a boy, you should learn to fly a sword, but you can't make gestures with a stick." The old man He muttered cheerfully: "There is no tuition fee for admission. Food and accommodation are included. If you are suitable, the old man can arrange a marriage for you..."

"Distribution? Mr. Hu Jian?" Iger looked at Jiang Kun with some uncertainty.

"Marriage... match! I just want to find you a wife..." Jiang Kun laughed cheerfully, his old mouth with missing teeth leaking out.

"The relationship is great..." Iger grinned: "What...can I bring someone here?"

"Your mother-in-law?" Jiang Kun raised his eyelids: "That's right, it's inappropriate for a boy to marry two more."

Egg hesitated...

To be honest, the conditions offered by the old man were so tempting that he was a little tempted.

If you come to Kunlun Hall, you are betraying Hogwarts in a sense...

But what if you don’t come? I feel a little sorry for my motherland...

"Oh...it's really hard to choose..." Iger sighed: "Old man, can I be an honorary alumnus?"

"Hey, the little boy is even more shameless than Albus...but...that's alright." Old Man Jiang laughed cheerfully: "Good boy, never forget your roots."

Egg smiled.

That's great, let's find a chance to take over Kunlun Hall...