Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

Egg sometimes felt that love could not be explained with words alone, so Egg immediately dragged Hermione back to the room and personally taught Hermione what love is...

Of course, if faced with an old man like Dumbledore, Egger would never communicate with him like this.

There is a generation gap…

Just like what Iger said, if it weren't for defending his own peaceful life, a fool would be willing to fight with others outside to death...

But luckily things don't work out as expected, and there are always some unscrupulous people who come to tease me. This is what my uncle can tolerate and my aunt can't.

It was early in the morning again, and Egg looked at Umbridge in the living room, not to mention how uncomfortable he felt.

Why do you always rush out to disgust people during such a beautiful time as breakfast?

Whose belt is this?

"What are you doing here?"

Just after waking up, the messy long hair and the horns on the head were entangled and entangled. Egger was struggling to smooth his hair, looking at Umbridge with a look of disgust.

As far as the current situation is concerned, Egger doesn't feel at all that Fudge dares to trouble him at this time. He has just offended Voldemort and offended himself again. Dumbledore's sense of him is also very bad.

At this time, if Fudge dares to assassinate Egg, I can guarantee that he will not survive more than three chapters...

Umbridge looked at Egg with a flattering look on her face, the smile on her face was full of humility.

This is a woman with a very strong desire for power. As long as she has power, she doesn't care who her immediate boss is. To her, it's all the same...

Just like some people, as long as they have money, they don't care whether they are carrying a pig or a dog...

"Hello, Mr. Morrissey." Umbridge said with a smile in a voice that sounded like a constipated person squeezing out a dry road, which made Egger suddenly get goosebumps.

"I'm here to apologize for the last offense..." Umbridge tried her best to put on what she thought was the most sincere smile and looked at Iger. In fact, she smiled very sincerely, because it was important to have a good relationship with Iger. Help her gain power.

After going back to find out the situation last time, Umbridge discovered that the Ministry of Magic she was in had been corroded by Egg with gold like a sieve, and she immediately made a decisive decision to change her thigh. hug.

"Is there anything else?" Egg glanced at her and planned to start chasing people away.

Mrs. Granger came out of the kitchen carrying a pot of stew and gave Umbridge a strange look.

To Jane, this woman is very annoying. I don't know why, but she looks disgusting.

Damn it, it would have been better if I didn't stop Egger from killing it last time...

"I'm here to communicate with you. Do you think...some people can better help you convey some information to the outside world?" Umbridge thought she was very subtle and said: "Or some special positions... Do you think some people are more suitable?"

"Of course..." Egger responded casually: "I think Scrimgeour would be good as the Minister of Magic, and Elsa would be better as the Director of the Auror Office..."

The smile on Umbridge's face suddenly froze, and then she laughed dryly: "Unfortunately, although I also think it is very good, the ministry has the final say in these appointments..."

"So what are you talking nonsense to me here?" Iger sneered and ignored her.

Chris on the side burst into laughter when he heard this. Chris suddenly felt that his son was very good at Tai Chi. He could push two, five, and six at a time. He had mastered the essence of being an official...

If Egger wasn't a wizard, it would be pretty good to be a congressman or a lawyer or something? Chris was thinking in a trance.

Since the appearance of Egg, the Granger couple's lives have become further and further away from ordinary Muggle families.

All the items in the home have been made almost fully automated by Kaka.

The spatula that stir-fries automatically, the dishes that wash automatically, and the sudden conversation that is close to Muggle life make Chris feel a little uncomfortable.

Umbridge finally left, and Egg felt that she seemed to have an illusion. Maybe she felt that she hated her because of her position?

How naive...

Fortunately, in the next more than a month, Umbridge never came to harass Egger again. Maybe she also saw that Egger didn't like her very much. In short, Egger lived very comfortably in the past month or so.

The Ministry of Magic has never heard anything about Iger's rights and wrongs. The previously passed supervision law proposal became a piece of paper after Umbridge was driven out by Iger twice.

But in the final analysis, the feud between Iger and Fudge has finally come to an end. After all, after such an incident, Iger's character will naturally not give Fudge any good face.

Fudge was also helpless about this. He just hinted that Umbridge had made some moves to irritate Egger and spent some money to promote the supervision law. His original idea was just to restrict Egger. .

But if you want to completely push Iger into the opposite direction, Fudge still doesn't have the courage.

Fudge felt like he had a headache. Whose teenage boy could be so difficult to deal with?

Teenagers are not difficult to deal with…

But it’s very difficult to deal with a teenager who is powerful, courageous and extremely rich...

Not only does he have his own ideas, he also has a strong ability to act. The most important thing is that he also has the financial resources to support his ability to act!

Damn, that naughty kid deserves to die!

Ige had no consciousness at all about Fudge's resentment a few kilometers away. He still happily ate and drank every day, waiting for the start of school on September st.

Although it is not mentioned in the original book, in fact, the beginning of each school year is a celebration for the boys of Hogwarts, because their future wives are likely to be among these new students...

Even some of the more nymphomaniac senior girls would look at the new students curiously, and would inadvertently show off their electricity at any handsome junior.

These are all things Rowling didn't mention at the beginning...

Every time school starts, it may be a troublesome thing for other students, such as packing clothes and packing suitcases. Fortunately, Iger and Hermione don't have to do that kind of thing. They can just throw something into their suitcases. Okay, my suitcase is different from other people’s suitcases. The most important thing is that there is a luxuriously decorated tent containing more than square meters in the suitcase.

Unfortunately, the tent is now occupied by a certain unconscious little lolita, but fortunately the place is still big enough.

What's even more regrettable is that due to Hermione's strict defense every day, Egger didn't have the slightest chance to conduct in-depth research on this unconscious little vampire.

This made Egg very helpless. I just wanted to study the difference between vampires and demons. You have to believe me!

Egg looked at Hermione's unkind eyes and sighed slightly, what about the trust between humans and devils?

On platform nine and three-quarters, the little red leather train was whirring and steaming, quietly waiting for the students to get on it. He dragged Hermione onto the train, and Egg looked towards Elsa and Granger on the platform. Couple waving hands.

He had experienced a lot in just three months. The sudden start of school made Egg feel inexplicably settled. Of course, this meant going to Hogwarts. No one would have been happy about the start of school in his previous life. .

In Egg's eyes, the definitions of Hogwarts and home are basically the same. Even in terms of comfort, a small single room in a dormitory is far from comparable to a small room at home.

At least Mrs. Granger in the dormitory won't suddenly rush in to see if Hermione is in her room...

Too terrified!

Moreover, from time to time, a certain big bat would appear in the house, holding a little baby with an affectionate face, and coaxing his goddaughter with a bottle in one hand and a gentle face. This distorted style of painting made Egger somewhat unacceptable, at least in At school, Egg felt that Snape should be normal...

However, Iger was not the happiest person about the start of school. The happiest thing was that Sirius, a single man who had been in Azkaban for twelve years and had a very out-of-touch personality, arrived at Hogwarts and stabbed him. Iger wouldn't be surprised if anything happened.

For example, right now, Sirius was laughing and waving to the parents who were sending their children off on the platform. Molly was worried, fearing that Sirius might miscarry her child. Mr. Weasley was better off. Of course, he himself Not a serious person...

Not far away, Grandma Longbottom was also looking at Sirius with a satisfied face. The shadow of the famous tree. Sirius had a very wild reputation when he was in school. The old lady seemed to think that if there was such a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, her own The grandson should be able to be a little more manly.

In fact, the teacher she was most satisfied with was Iger, but Iger was just a substitute teacher, which made the old lady regret it for a long time...

Underpants…Pants…

The sound of the steam train sounded, and the red train whined and headed towards Scotland.

"What does Sirius plan to teach us this year?" Ron looked at Sirius curiously.

After not seeing each other for three months, Ron has changed a lot. This is what adolescent boys are like. After two or three years of not seeing each other, it is basically impossible to see the same person as before.

"I don't know, but the final exam will probably be a fire dragon..." Harry pursed his lips sadly.

"Cool..." Ron's eyes suddenly lit up: "Are they still in grades , , , and ?"

"The most important thing is this..." Harry's face looked a little pale: "He didn't specify which grade..."

The next second, Ron's face turned pale...

"It's just a fire dragon, don't worry, it's not a big problem, and I'm not asking you to face the fire dragon alone..." Hermione snorted nonchalantly: "Besides, Egg will also participate in our exam, do you think it's possible? is there a problem?"

Although the little girl doesn't trust Egger's character very much, when it comes to strength, Hermione still only recognizes Egger.

"Speaking of which, man, I just wanted to say this when I read the newspaper a few days ago..." Ron perked up immediately after hearing this and looked at Egg: "Your pair of big horns are so cool!"

Hahaha…

Iger raised his head and laughed, I think Big Bird is cooler...

"Fred said you might feel uncomfortable when washing your hair, but George said you might pay more attention to the hygiene of your butt than your head. He said you also have a tail..." Ron grinned and laughed. Li suddenly laughed.

The corner of Iger's mouth twitched, it's a shame that you don't talk about cross talk...

"But not everyone has the same attitude as the two of them..." Ron's face looked a little ugly: "I don't know if you've noticed, but the recent discussions about you in newspapers have mixed reviews. Some people seem to think that because of your... You might not be that reliable because of your race.”

"There are always some bad things to say about you in some small newspapers, of course...except for naysayers..." Ron spread his hands.

"I hope the naysayer also thinks Egg is unreliable." Hermione snorted with an unkind look on her face: "Then everyone will think this is just nonsense."

"Besides, Iger has always grown up as a human being. I don't think the physical changes can mean anything." Harry glanced at Iger: "The prerequisite is that you must ignore his horns..."

"So what exactly is a demon?" Ron looked at Egg curiously.

"A nasty creature that likes to swallow other people's negative emotions..." Iger pursed his lips.

He did not say that he would devour souls, otherwise even Egger would not be sure whether the people around him would leave him. After all, devouring souls sounds a little too evil.

Think about human beings' attitude towards dementors. Even Voldemort hates them and is even more unsuccessful than Qin Hui...

In fact, after devouring Bella's soul, even Egg himself felt a little unbearable.

Although the increase in physical strength and magic power makes people feel intoxicated, the nauseating feeling of 'cannibalism' cannot be eliminated.

"It doesn't seem to be much different from us..." Ron was stunned.

"That's right...except for the horns, tails, wings, and the huge magic power that has nowhere to be placed, there seems to be no other difference..." Harry smiled.

"The physical strength is also very good..." Hermione muttered casually, and then her face gradually turned red under Egg's evil smile, and she seemed to realize that she had said the wrong thing.

Fortunately, neither Harry nor Ron heard anything strange...

Lavender Brown "accidentally" passed by outside the box for the fifth time. Egger looked at Ron with a strange look: "Did he come to see you?"

"Ah..." Ron looked a little embarrassed: "We exchanged some letters during the holidays and teased her a few times..."

With that said, Ron looked at Lavender outside the door and made a weird smile.

"What kind of smile is this?" Hermione asked, looking at Ron with strange eyes.

"Um...Sirius said that girls like bad-looking boys...Isn't my smile attractive enough?" Ron looked a little embarrassed. It was his first time flirting with a girl, so he wasn't that skilled yet.

"Judging from the results..." Harry glanced blankly at Lavender who was looking intoxicated outside the door: "You succeeded..."

"I still think there is something wrong. Sirius said that girls like bad-looking boys..." Hermione looked at Ron suspiciously.

"Is there any problem?" Ron looked confused.

"But it shouldn't be a boy with bad looks..." Hermione raised her eyebrows slightly: "Or is there something wrong with my understanding?"

Egg and Harry looked at each other, and there was a strange silence for a moment, and then bursts of laughter spread throughout the carriage. Ron's face suddenly turned red, and he mumbled vaguely: "I want you to take care of it, front teeth..."

"I..." Hermione suddenly looked annoyed, then turned to look at Egg pitifully, pursed her mouth slightly and asked shyly: "Are my front teeth really big..."

Ige quickly stopped laughing when he heard this. You can't laugh at this. My mother-in-law...

"Personally, I think...it's quite cute, don't you like it?" Egger looked at Hermione happily and asked.

Hermione's front teeth are not particularly big, but they look a little bit like rabbit teeth, which are actually quite cute.

Of course, the prerequisite is that you must ignore the slight and irritating pain caused by the friction that cannot be described...

"I don't like it..." Hermione sniffed, looking very concerned about this.

Although she doesn’t particularly like dressing up, what little girl would hate being more perfect?

"Do you want me to remove it for you?" Egger looked at the aggrieved Hermione happily.

The little girl nodded immediately when she heard this.

Egger stretched out his hand and touched the bottom of Hermione's front teeth with his thumb. The two front teeth that originally looked very naughty suddenly became about two millimeters shorter...

"Cool!" Ron looked at Iger's hand in surprise, and then pointed at his face with a feverish expression: "Look, can you erase the freckles on my face?"

Egger: "..."

"And the scar on my forehead!" Harry also became excited: "I'm fed up with this stupid mark, everyone is staring at it..."

"I really can't do this..."