Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

"Guess... which college she will be assigned to?"

At the back-to-school dinner, Fred and George walked up to Harry and the others with smiles on their faces.

Hermione shook her head, and her eyes fell angrily on Umbridge, who was sitting in Elsa's seat. The fat pink sweater looked as disgusting to Hermione as pig intestines.

"I don't know..." Harry looked curiously at You Mengyu who was sitting on the triangular stool in front of him and was about to put on the Sorting Hat.

"I guess it's Gryffindor," George said with a smile.

"Maybe it's Ravenclaw?" Fred looked ahead.

"She likes to eat so much, maybe she will be assigned to Hufflepuff..." Ron muttered indifferently.

"Anyway, I don't think it's Slytherin..." Harry said softly: "The Sorting Hat will definitely see all her qualities. Take a look at You Mengyu. She is smart, calm, and brave. These qualities of hers All, although there is also some Slytherin-style indifference..."

"What will happen in this situation? It's really complicated. When we were sorted, the Sorting Hat saw the red hair of the two of us and put us in Gryffindor..." Fred muttered softly.

"In this case, the Sorting Hat will judge based on your thoughts." Hermione withdrew her gaze from Umbridge and fell on You Mengyu in front of her.

Harry nodded: "Yes, according to the Sorting Hat's formula it should be: emmm - it's very difficult, very difficult. You are very good. Why don't you go to Gryffindor? Their bravery is a perfect match for you, Hufflepuff." ?Yes, that's right, that's it. You who are loyal to your friends will get along very well with them. Of course, you are very smart, which is one of your advantages. Ravenclaw is also completely suitable...oh~ Slytherin-style reserve And elegance, yes...then..."

"Azkaban!" Fred shouted in a low voice, pinching his throat.

Several people couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter. The laughter was particularly obvious in the auditorium...

Professor McGonagall glanced at him sternly, and several people hurriedly stopped talking.

"Gryffindor!" the Sorting Hat screamed, and the long Gryffindor table suddenly boiled. George cheered loudly and stepped on the table, throwing away the pointed hat on his head.

"Poor child..." Ron stared and moved closer to Harry: "That guy definitely has a crush on her..."

Harry laughed dryly. I can't accept your words...

You Mengyu sat on the Gryffindor table and looked at the people with a smile: "Originally, the Sorting Hat recommended me to go to Ravenclaw."

"What a coincidence, it said that to me too." Hermione laughed.

"Yeah, but I think I might not get along with those girls, so forget it." You Mengyu spread her hands.

Hermione suddenly seemed to have found a soulmate, and she started chatting excitedly with You Mengyu.

"Welcome our new students, and the new students who are not new students..." Dumbledore stood up from his chair cheerfully: "Welcome our old students - welcome you back! There is plenty of time for speeches, but not now. It hurts. Eat it happily!"

Umbridge looked at Dumbledore with a fake smile on her face, thinking about something in her heart.

According to its plan, the ownership of the school should be taken away from Dumbledore bit by bit. By then, if nothing unexpected happens, her future career should be smooth sailing, even after Fudge steps down in a few years. , she can also plan for the position of Minister of Magic...

As long as nothing unexpected happens...

Just when she was planning happily, there was a bang and the door of the auditorium was kicked open...

Came back unexpectedly...

Egger stood cheerfully at the entrance of the auditorium with his staff on his shoulders, his eyes falling on Dumbledore on the teacher's bench.

"Damn it, I had a little accident when I came back. I accidentally fell into hell. Fortunately, I met a clan member. Otherwise, I really don't know how I would have come back. By the way, who broke the stone door of the Department of Mysteries? Wait until I kill him in two days..."

As he said that, Egger glanced at the stunned students around him: "What? You must have finished eating, right?"

"what!!"

Screams rang out, and in the distance, a tall figure suddenly rushed over and threw himself on Iger. Hermione hugged Iger with tears in her eyes and strangled her arms tightly: "Why have you been gone for so long? I'm worried to death... They all said you'll never come back... Do you know how I've been spending this month?"

"Oh yeah!" The twins jumped on the stools and cheered, and the next second, deafening cheers rang out in the auditorium.

The loudest cheers came from the Gryffindor table.

Umbridge was stunned in her chair, as if someone had given her a slap on the head, her head buzzing.

Professor McGonagall covered her mouth and smiled cheerfully. She seemed very happy. She had been worried about Egg when he disappeared.

Snape glanced at Iger expressionlessly, and then leaned back leisurely on the chair, seemingly relieved.

"Great!" Harry looked excited.

Although he now wanted to ask Egger what he had experienced in the underworld, he also knew that now was not the best time.

"That's great!" Ron grabbed the plate of ribs closest to him and piled them on his plate piece by piece: "To be honest, I always felt weird in the days without Egg, and once he came back , I seem to feel much more at ease while eating.”

"What an excellent student..." Dumbledore clapped his hands happily: "He went to the world of the dead and came back from the world of the dead. Even Voldemort can do this... well, even I can't do this..."

"This is the outstanding student of our school. What do you think? Dolores?" Dumbledore looked at Umbridge with a sly look in his eyes and smiled.

"Very...very good..." Umbridge almost gritted her teeth...

"By the way...what did Egger just say? Who is he going to kill?" Professor McGonagall asked casually as if he was casual.

Umbridge: "..."

Damn...heartless!

"What stone gate?" Hagrid looked confused.

As she finished speaking, Umbridge trembled again.

"I should pay more attention...does he still have clansmen?" Snape said in a conspiratorial tone.

Umbridge felt that her thighs, which had always been strong and secure, had become extremely soft...

"Wait a minute..." Iger put down Hermione and glanced at the teacher's desk. He glanced at Umbridge casually: "Where's Elsa?"

"Fired by that bitch!" Hermione pointed at Umbridge fiercely.

Umbridge: "!!!"

For a rare time, Hermione didn't feel a trace of embarrassment when she complained to Egg, but instead felt an inexplicable pleasure.

No wonder Iger is always trying to get a soft meal...

"When did the Ministry of Magic... have the right to interfere with Hogwarts?" Egg narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Umbridge at the teacher's table: "Does Fudge think the Ministry of Magic has existed for too long?"

Umbridge's face turned green and red. She pulled her neck and shouted: "Please watch your words, Mr. Morriss, you are provoking the authority of the Ministry of Magic!"

Egger's eyes were extremely cold: "You were the ones who provoked me first."

He was very angry. Voldemort's head was buzzing when he saw him. Who gave Fudge the courage?

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