Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

For two weeks in a row, Ige looked gloomy. In the Defense Against the Dark Arts class every day, the students looked trembling with fear, fearing that one inadvertent incident would offend this poisonous egg who was at a turning point in his life. .

It was another Defense Against the Dark Arts class. When the students watched with trepidation as the disobedient Grindylow in the water tank was broken off by Egger with a chuckle on his face, the originally somewhat lax classroom discipline was condensed again.

"Does anyone know the secret to dealing with Grindylow?" Egg shook his wet paws, with a smile on his face, and looked at the students below with a smile.

"Break...their arms?" Fred never lacked the courage to seek death. Even for the angry Egg, the twins dared to touch his cat's butt.

This is only a third-grade course. As a review class, most fourth-grade students can answer it. However, the students looked at Egg and were a little unsure whether they should answer it or not.

"Correct answer, five points for Gryffindor." Egg nodded.

"Is this okay?" A whisper came from Fred and George, whispering to each other.

"Grindylow's arms and fingers look very thick and very strong, but at the cost of that, their arms and fingers are very fragile. We only need to break them lightly..."

With that said, Egg picked up the irritable little fishman in the water and squeezed its paws. With a click, the little thing twitched and became motionless.

These little things have a very bad nature, and it would be a nightmare for someone to encounter them once they fall into the water.

Iger didn't have a good impression of this kind of creature that specializes in dragging humans into the water and drowning. Naturally, he would not be merciful. In fact, if Grindylow didn't look a little disgusting and his head looked a bit like a human, the little guy in the water tank We have already been on Egger’s dining table...

"The appearance of Grindylow is diverse. Depending on the water area and species, the tail will also have diverse changes. Most of them look like octopuses, and a few look like mermaids, but they are much smaller than mermaids. Because they like The nature of luring humans into drowning was once called water ghosts by Muggles. If you meet them one day, don't confuse them with mermaids." Egg looked down and said softly, "The mermaids may exchange some small items with you, and You are welcome next time, but Grindylow will only drag you deep into the water and drown you."

"Does anyone know what the spell is that resists Grindylow?" Egg looked down.

"I'm so relieved!" George rushed to say.

"Ten points for correct answers!" Egg nodded, his voice sounding a little gloomy. "But these little things are very smart. If they fall into the water, they will snatch your wand away immediately, so sometimes we have to take some more primitive measures. …method…"

As he said that, Iger exerted a little force on his hand and heard another click...

"God, he must be in a terrible mood right now. What happened?" The twins whispered. Not only the twins, but also some students who didn't have much contact with Egger could tell that Egger was now in a terrible mood. The gloomy mood.

After class, the twins lingered in the classroom, smiling and looking at Egg, who was healing Grindylow.

Grindylow's broken arm slowly recovered under the tip of Egger's wand. A group of little things lay beside the water tank in fear and shouted at Egger. Egger squinted his eyes, and suddenly there was silence again.

"You two, why aren't you leaving after class?" Egg turned to look at the twins.

"We think you seem to have something on your mind?" The two of them came to Iger's side with smiles. Fred winked at Iger and gently hit Iger's shoulder with his elbow. "Do you want our Dandantang to go out and help you settle things, boss?"

"Come on, including me and Angelina, there are only four official members in total, and each one is more unreliable than the last. If I count on you, then I really don't have to live." Egg refused without even thinking.

Just kidding, no matter who I ask for help, I can’t trick you two...

"Five." George corrected Iger, "Charlie came back during the vacation, and he happily joined us."

"Unlike the idiot Percy who justly asked us to quit..." Fred grinned and sneered. "The news about his date with that Ravenclaw prefect has spread throughout our house. Dad looks very happy. Well, my mother scolded us and took away the tape recorder, but I found that she was secretly listening to it in private. She looked very proud, and asked us if Percy’s girlfriend was good-looking..."

"You...what did you say?" Egg looked at the twins with strange eyes. If this kind of thing happened to him, he would really die...

"We told mom that Percy's girlfriend is very healthy, her arms are thicker than ours, and she's taller and stronger. Mom doesn't look happy..." George said coquettishly, and then the two of them looked at each other, madly Laughed loudly.

"You guys are really..." Iger shook his head helplessly, "But my question is more personal, so you'd better not know about it."

"We can probably guess...what are you thinking about?" Fred snorted and laughed. "The entire Ministry of Magic is rumoring that Mr. Morrissey is a passionate seed. Even my father has received gifts from you." gold, supposedly for a certain lady’s enchanted car.”

"Coupled with Hermione's appearance after returning to school this Christmas, in your words, we can guess what happened even with our heels." George looked at Egger with some evil intentions. "You're going to be cool." Ah brother, this kind of thing is no joke, you are challenging the millennium-old traditions of both the Muggle world and the wizarding world."

After all, Iger's worries couldn't be hidden from the twins. Thinking about it, these two are smarter than monkeys when it comes to hair. It's not surprising that they can guess it. The tradition of the Weasley family's simple and honest character does not exist in these two people. A little bit of performance shows that even Ron has been led a little crookedly by the two of them recently.

"Okay, now that you all know, is there anything you can do?" Egg sighed.

"How about a love potion?" Fred said without thinking.

"Indecent..." Egg curled his lips, "The love potion I have here can let me sleep with all the female students in Hogwarts, but I have never used it."

Maybe you're just not fully developed yet...

The twins glanced at Iger's lower body with strange eyes, and finally retreated when Iger's face gradually darkened.

"You have to get rid of that thing quickly. The effect of the love potion after it goes bad is astonishingly powerful..." Fred looked at Egg eagerly. "How about reselling it to us at a low price?"

"Let's get down to business!" Iger's mouth twitched.

I think business is business... Fred glanced at Egger a little aggrievedly.

"Hero saves beauty?" George suggested.

"It's cliché, hypocritical, and disgusting..." Iger sighed.

"?" Fred held his chin and thought seriously.

"roll."

"I have a suggestion... Women are the ones who understand women best..." George rolled up his sleeves hurriedly and pressed on the mark on his arm. A few minutes later, Angelina hurried over.

"What happened?" Angelina was wearing a Quidditch uniform, holding the nimbus lent to her by Hermione in her hand, and looked at the three people in the classroom with some surprise.

"That's it... Iger has a question to ask you..." Fred organized his words and looked at Angelina stammeringly.

"About Hermione and that beauty from the Ministry of Magic?" Angelina looked at Iger with a half-smile and asked directly before anyone could speak.

"???" Iger felt very bad. He obviously didn't tell anyone, so why did the whole world know about it?

"How did you know?" Iger looked at Angelina in surprise.

"My uncle works in the Ministry of Magic. By coincidence, he is in the Auror Inspectorate..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Egger basically knew what was going on...

Damn bad connections, are all the people in government agencies so gossipy?

The entire magical world has a small population, only tens of thousands at best. The Ministry of Magic accounts for thousands of people. According to the relationship between characters, there are only six people at most. Most families in the magical world are related to the Ministry of Magic. For a reason…

"Do you... have any good ideas?" Iger looked directly at Angelina, hoping that the other party would give him a satisfactory answer.

"You can't do this kind of thing yourself. As a girl, I tell you clearly that no matter what you do as a boy, it won't have the slightest effect." Angelina thought for a while and whispered. As she said that, looking at Iger's eyes that quickly dimmed, Angelina slowly said, "But you should change the angle, and you shouldn't start with yourself."

"What do you mean?" Egger scratched his hair in confusion.

"For example, unknowingly let the two of them have a good relationship. It is best to have a good relationship and want to marry the same person. In this way, what you want may be successful." After all, it is a woman who has a grasp of the girl's psychology. After all, he was much stronger than the three straight men in front of him.

"Is this kind of thing...possible?" Fred looked at Angelina with some suspicion. "Won't they fight? Or join forces to kill Egg?"

"That's not the case, their relationship is pretty good..." Iger recalled the appearance of the two of them and said, "But the prerequisite is that I am not around, otherwise Hermione's expression will be ugly..."

Of course, Hermione and Elsa have a good relationship only because Elsa is mature and sensible and takes good care of Hermione, not because of Egg.

When it comes to this kind of principled issue, Hermione basically won't make any concessions.

"The main problem is that you are too greedy Iger." Angelina seemed to disapprove of Iger's approach of trying to tread two boats.

Iger actually thinks it's okay. He didn't have a girlfriend in his last life, so he has to make up for it anyway. Two lifetimes, two girlfriends, there's nothing wrong with that.

Egger has been avoiding Hermione in the past few days, fearing that the little girl would remember something unhappy and make him feel heartbroken. He felt that he had had enough of this kind of worrying life...

At night, the auditorium was gloomy and gloomy. The main reason was that Iger was in a bad mood, and the whole school was in a bad mood. The Defense Against the Dark Arts class in recent days was really not that popular. In fact, no one liked it either. Pass…

Beside the long table, Seamus was practicing the expansion spell in front of a Howling Mushroom that came out of the greenhouse. After chanting the spell for a long time, the Howling Mushroom exploded with a bang.

Egg was shocked, how could you even fry mushrooms? Is this you Teemo?

What is this? Captain Teemo is on standby? Or is Captain Seamus dying?

The spores of the Howling Mushroom flew everywhere and stuck to the surrounding students. Colin and Dean were the first to bear the brunt again. A layer of red rash instantly appeared on their bodies, and several people screamed in pain.

Bursts of laughter suddenly erupted from the long Slytherin table. A few minutes later, a group of people were sent to the infirmary by Professor McGonagall with a dark face.

With such an episode, Iger's mood rarely improved. It has to be said that when you are in a bad mood and find that others are in a worse situation, you will become happy inexplicably.

Although this is a bit harmful to others and not beneficial to oneself, people always have a little dark thoughts.

Looking at Hermione who was reading a book and eating dinner next to him, Egg felt a little guilty. He felt that the only way so far might be like what Angelina said, for the two to have a good relationship. Just go back and forth and you can have fun...

Of course, judging from the current situation, I can only think about this kind of thing.

"We thought of it!" Fred rushed over in a hurry, suppressing his excited voice and pulling Egg far away, "Love potion!"

"I told you no!" Egger shook his head angrily.

"We're not using you as a target. What we mean is to give Hermione the love potion of that Miss from the Ministry of Magic..." George said quickly, his voice very low.

"What do you mean... let Hermione and Elsa...?" Egg looked at the twins in front of him in shock. "I beg you, please be human..."

"This is the safest way, the way to bind the two of them tightly together..." Fred's face turned red and he couldn't control himself with excitement.

"What about me? What should I do?" Iger stared at the two of them. "They are fine, are they kicked aside by me?"

"All you have to do is wait for the potion to wear off..." George grinned with a look of disdain on his face.

Egg felt that he had underestimated the twins. They were simply too beastly.

"Then isn't it just like... being cheated on?" Egg looked at the two of them with some confusion.

"Why are you panicking? They are all your girls anyway. Besides, what can two women do if they go too far?" Fred explained to Iger the stakes, making Iger deeply entangled.

I have to say that this proposal is really too tempting. Just thinking about it makes Egg feel itchy in his nose, as if he is going to have a nosebleed.

"Is it reliable?" Egger glanced at Hermione in the distance.

"It's up to you. You can't do something as dirty as drugging, right?" Fred muttered in a low voice.

Egg "???"

Why do you say it as if you are no less than promiscuous?

Egg thinks Fred is right. He plans to try it when Hermione comes home during the holidays. Maybe it will actually have some effect...

Thinking of this, Iger's mood suddenly improved, and his originally gloomy face couldn't help but become sunny, and the smile on his face did not disappear for several days.

"What's wrong with you? You're angry and happy some days. Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Another Defense Against the Dark Arts class was over. Hermione stayed in the classroom and looked at Egg with some worry.

Egg looked at the little beauty next to him with a crazy smile. When he thought of Hermione drinking the love potion, his nose couldn't help but bleed.

"Nothing..." Iger quickly covered his nose and said angrily.

A few people supplemented and perfected the plan two nights ago. What Egg had to do was to dilute the love potion to make the potion less effective so that Hermione could unknowingly develop a mutual affection for Elsa, lest the potion's effect be too strong and the two women Something was wrong.

The most important thing is that since Egg has drank Hermione's polyjuice potion before, if Hermione touches Elsa, Elsa shouldn't feel anything wrong.

"Are you... thinking of another bad idea?" Hermione squinted her eyes and looked at Egg.

"No, absolutely not." Iger quickly waved his hand and hurriedly defended, "I just feel excited when I think of you..."

I bother! What am I talking about? ! Why does this line sound like a pervert?

Patting her forehead with some annoyance, Hermione kissed Egg on the cheek with a rosy face, and then hurried to the next class.

"Sigh... A boy as good as me will hurt the hearts of many innocent girls in the future..." Iger touched his face narcissistically, and a sneer suddenly came from the wall. Iger turned his head with a dark face, In the painting, a handsome boy is looking at himself lazily.

The boy's long black hair was simply tied behind his back, with a smile on his lips. The smile looked evil, but he was very good-looking.

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