Douluo Continent - Shrek Nine Monsters

Tang Hao glanced at the bitch in his hand, then looked at the cute little picture, and said silently, "I think your coquettishness is not suitable for her cuteness! What should I do if I suddenly don't want to help you get this soul ring!" Li Sheng sneered, "If you dare, I will tell the third brother all the dirty things you just said, so that you will never dare to see him for the rest of your life!" Tang Hao, "I was wrong, I'm sorry, but I will dare next time!"

Li Sheng was too lazy to talk nonsense to him. "Go down, I want to order that cute little picture! If you beat it to death, it's mine! Then take it home and stew it to make up for that fool of mine!" Tang Hao glanced at him Li Sheng: "I beat him to death, you take it home? Can you give me some face?" Li Sheng smiled cheaply, "Then look who gave the last blow? Have you never played online games? That game The items dropped by the last hit in Lidu belong to the same person! What a childhood!"

Tang Hao hit Li Sheng on the head with a chestnut, "I am the number one genius in the Haotian Sect, how can I have time to play with those things! I'm warning you! If you dare to lead my mistress, I will kill you, do you believe it or not?" Li Sheng covered He covered his head and said, "Believe, believe, believe, you are better than me. Everything you said is right!" After that, he said to himself, "I am a practicing player who plays online games faster than you did back then. I feel embarrassed to say that I am number one." genius!"

When Tang Hao heard this, he really couldn't refute it. This kid was really faster than he was back then! Tang Hao could only sigh helplessly, "Man, you can't be too fast! Otherwise, you will be single for the rest of your life!"

When Li Sheng heard this, he muttered intentionally or unintentionally, "It seems I'm not fast enough. Speaking of Uncle Hao, when did you have a girlfriend? I seem to have been engaged since I was a child!" Tang Hao looked at this. My grandson, who has been engaged since childhood, really wants to throw him out of the sky! I really want to!

Tang Hao said childishly, "Show affection and you will die soon! If you don't listen, you are a bastard chanting sutras!" Li Sheng, a good friend, seemed to have hammered Tang Hao, "Uncle Hao, if you are jealous of me, just say so. Are you beating around the bush?"

Tang Hao snorted coldly, "You fart! I won't envy you. Aren't we just engaged since childhood? I, I! I really don't have it, but now your life is in my hands. If you show off again, I will really let you." Die quickly!"

Li Sheng lamented, "When heaven is about to give a great responsibility to a couple, they must first suffer from Tang Hao, work hard for Tang Hao, starve their body and skin, deplete their body, and mess up their actions. Therefore, if they are tempted and endure, they will be benefited." No!" Tang Hao was speechless. "If you really want to die, just say it. Don't beat around the bush, I'm afraid my hands will shake!" Li Sheng looked at the ground close at hand. "You can throw it away. You won't die anyway!"

Tang Hao silently flew towards the sky again, and Li Sheng quickly stopped him. "Uncle Hao, no, I'm one of our own! Don't mess around!" Tang Hao slowly fell down again, and at the same time he didn't forget to say, "Whoever follows you is yourself." People, get out of here!"

Li Sheng slowly relaxed as he saw the ground getting closer and closer, and suddenly heard Tang Hao's voice in his ear, "Do you feel like you are going to be free? Are you thinking too much, young man!" Immediately afterwards, Tang Hao said I took Li Sheng to play with the big pendulum clock! And it's a big pendulum clock with a larger amplitude, a higher height, and may be thrown out at any time without any safety guarantee. It doesn't cost any money, but it can kill you!

Li Sheng's screams gradually amplified, so much that Tang Hao couldn't even open his ears! Tang Hao shouted coldly, "Shut up, you retarder! I'm going to go blind!" Li Sheng was speechless upon hearing this. You are a retarded person. You are the only one who can go blind. I am also deaf!

Tang Hao was too lazy to talk nonsense with this mentally retarded child and punched Xiao Tuji. Xiao Tuji ran away very calmly. Li Sheng in Tang Hao's hand teased, "Uncle Hao, you can't do it!" Tang Hao Once you hear it, can you really bear it? Men can say anything, but they can't say no!

Tang Hao flew towards Little Tutu again, and Little Tutu jumped back calmly. His teasing eyes seemed to say, come and hit me, hey hey~ come and hit me! You can't hit me~ If you catch me, I'll give it to you hehehe~

Li Sheng calmly explained from the side, "Uncle Hao here, it's a pity that we didn't catch the small figure. Okay, did the beautiful uppercut hit? Oh, it's a pity that it didn't! Another one. Sweep, beautiful! This wave was perfectly dodged again. It seems that our Xiao Tuji player has something good in his strength! Okay! Here our Uncle Hao hits another straight punch, facing Xiao Tuji's door, wow~ This wave of little rabbits dodged the direct punch perfectly with one hand. What is Xiao Tuji doing? She is here! She is stealing peaches from the monkey! But can our clever Uncle Hao be stolen by her? Definitely not!"

Li Sheng became more and more excited as he spoke, "Uncle Hao here has summoned the Clear Sky Hammer. It seems he is not going to leave the soul ring to our little brother, the commentator! But it doesn't matter, the battle here is still very fierce, eh? What's the matter? What happened, Uncle Hao took back his Clear Sky Hammer again. It seems that Uncle Hao still loves me! Uncle Hao looked at our little brother the commentator angrily, what? Uncle Hao wanted to beat the commentator. , making it impossible for the commentator to explain, does it make it easier for him to cheat? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morals behind this? Or is Uncle Hao really seduced by our commentator brother and intends to knock him down and take him back at night? Where is home hehehe?"

Tang Hao yelled "Shut up!" Li Sheng yelled even more happily, "Oh~ our Uncle Hao yelled at the little brother of the commentator. It seems that the truth was exposed and made Uncle Hao I'm a little embarrassed. It's okay, Uncle Hao. As long as you get this soul ring, it doesn't matter if I give Sister Xiaowu to you! Third brother, just let him fend for himself! After all, Uncle Hao, your hobby is soul beast wives. Well! See if I treat you well! Uncle Hao here has a dead look on his face, as if someone owes him a million."

Tang Hao snorted coldly, "Catch my son's wife and bring it to me. You are so capable. If you have the guts, catch that little girl from your family and bring her to me!" Li Sheng curled his lips and said, "If you want me, you can have her." No, I'll go to your bed tonight, but she can't! Hurry up, get this soul ring!" Tang Hao curled his lips, "Who wants you? You're not a woman! My sexual orientation is normal. !" Li Sheng said, "Tch! Shut up and fight! If you are not happy to let you attack, it seems that you want me to attack!"

Tang Hao glanced at Li Sheng, "You're really itchy! No matter what, I won't let you attack me, understand? Look at your little arms and legs! You're not as strong as the mistress!" Li Sheng asked fearlessly. He said, "Then the third brother can attack, right? I'll go back and tell him that his father has thoughts about his body!" Tang Hao said with a black line on his face, "You damn retarder! Shut up, and watch carefully!"

Li Sheng still couldn't stop talking, "Beautiful, our player Tang Hao here is ready to fight, but where is our cute little player? Did she escape from the battle? No! She didn't, blah blah blah Yeah! She is going to attack the commentator! Here our player Tang Hao is very good and directly throws a wave of straight punches to force our small picture player to retreat. Because the small picture player wants to beat the commentator, he is given a yellow card warning Once, otherwise you will be given a red card and left, thank you for your cooperation!"

"I don't know if our Xiao Tuji player here understands or not, but it does not affect the progress of our game at all. Uncle Hao swung a punch with confidence. Is it going to hit? Our Xiao Tuji player Why didn't she move? No! It's not that she didn't move! Instead, she wanted to attack the commentator again! Our Uncle Hao fell into a state of straight fisting. As expected, it's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself! Look at me Draw the ground as a prison!"

Li Sheng drew the ground with one hand and swung it out, and it was dodged perfectly. Tang Hao also said with a smile, "It's perfect. In this wave of small pictures, several players quickly avoided this control skill. What does little Li Sheng want to do?" ! He wants to use the commentator as a shield! Ah ah ah ah! Help! Player Li Sheng descended from the world and threw the sword with a single throw. Did he hit it? Ah! He missed it. How many players are there in the small picture? The more he fights, the braver he becomes. It seems that he has discovered that our player Li Sheng is a bully! Here she comes! Is she going to hit? No! She is here to attack the commentator again!"

After saying that Tang Hao swung out a blow, Li Sheng put away Yichen, "Okay, perfect. This time, our Uncle Hao touched a white hair on the little picture table, right? It seems that someone picked it up. Can't you see?" Come out, our eldest player Tang Hao would actually do such a thing to a child! It's really scary! What is our player Tang Hao doing? He took out the Clear Sky Hammer again! I'm going, Uncle Hao here At this time, he was so embarrassed by Xiao Tuji that he wanted to launch an AOE attack. Player Tang Hao seemed to have regained his senses and thought it was a bit immoral to take out a weapon to hit others! After hearing this, why did player Tang Hao show off again? He lost his Clear Sky Hammer! Could it be that he was playing tricks on other players with small pictures, oh! I understand, this is the legendary psychological warfare! It seems that although our Tang Hao player is big and thick, his brain is still very flexible. of!"

"Yeah, player Tang Hao is indeed teasing the players on the small map. It seems that the daily headlines should be 'A certain ninety-sixth level titled Douluo became angry because he was molested by a five-thousand-year-old soul beast. He took out his martial spirit to tease the players on the small map. , is behind this truth the decline of morality or the distortion of human nature! Let us stay tuned for the next chapter - the truth about Titled Douluo molesting the five-thousand-year-old soul beast. Thank you for watching.' Huh? The two contestants looked at each other. You know the commentator brother, what do you think? Are they already colluding and planning to kill our commentator brother? It seems that tomorrow’s headlines will change the title again! Ahhhhh! The two contestants are really heading towards our commentator The little brother the reporter rushed over! The little brother the commentator is so cute, why do you want to hit him! 嘤嘤嘤嘤!"

Tang Hao thought in his heart: If I don't beat you to death today, you're a bitch, you don't know why the flowers are so red! Why does the sun shine on you!

The little picture makes me feel so happy! This old man is so difficult to seduce. That handsome little brother over there seems to be in trouble. I miss you! Little brother, here I come!

Li Sheng Yichen ran away with Dugu Throw and Nine Songs of Phoenix Dance in his hand! Yes, this thing can actually be used for running. Li Sheng's heart is waiting for me to become a titled Douluo. I will definitely press you to the ground and rub you! The kind that you can’t even dig out! Hum~

Li Sheng ran far away and started to explain again, "Here, our player Tang Hao and the Xiaotu players have lost the commentator brother. It can be seen from the disappointed eyes of the two people that they are actually here for our commentary. I was quarreling with my little brother, it seems who won and who married me! Oh wow ~ What should I do if I’m so shy! It seems like I should send them a message at this time. Brother, is it online dating? I’m a lolita! Choose online dating I'm super sweet! I'm cheating on both feelings and money, uh uh uh~ three minutes in bed, three hours in bed, come on, come on?"

Tang Hao's heart was over. This kid is crazy. He's already on the verge of becoming a victim. He's an uncle and I'm sorry for you. Mistress, don't blame your father for turning a corner! If Xiao Wu and Mistress cheat on you, and you cheat on her too, go and play with Lily with that little girl Congrong! Hurry them to death! Hurry them to death!

The little brother in the little picture feels so good, I want to order it!

Li Sheng put away the Yichen in his hand and looked at the two uncles laughing abnormally. Something strange appeared in his mind. Then he explained calmly, "Why did the two players here suddenly stop playing?" ? Are you deeply attracted by the personality charm of our little brother? Oh! My God, it seems that they not only covet the body of our little brother, but also the soul of our little brother! It seems that here we The explanation brother should make a perfect official announcement. Even if you get my body, you can’t feel my soul! My soul only belongs to that fool in my family! Okay! You two seemed to have heard nothing. The fight started, and it seemed that they were so hungry that they only wanted the body of our little brother! It’s over, it’s over, I won’t be clean this time when I go back! No matter what! Xu Xian can even fuck snakes! Isn’t it just a rabbit? A pig? I dare to do it! Anyway, the third brother will also be a rabbit when the time comes! I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care!”

Tang Hao looked at Li Sheng and saw that the child was really hopeless. He should persuade them to separate earlier this time, otherwise it might affect the future of the little girl!

Li Sheng felt Tang Hao's hot gaze and started chattering again, "Ah! The eyes of our player Tang Hao have been focused on our little brother commentator! It seems that he is really completely speechless by our little brother commentator! It's obvious! Player Tang Hao is really hungry at this time. He is already eager to get the body of our little brother! It seems that our little brother has to guard against this even when absorbing the soul ring! It's incredible, I think I should take the soul ring home to absorb it! Ah! What about our little picture players? Are you happy to be integrated with our little commentator brother soon? No! Impossible! You will only be with me The sword merges into one! You can't get my body! Stop being delusional!"