Douluo Continent - Shrek Nine Monsters

Everyone was speechless looking at this retarded man. Tang San got up from the ground and patted the dust on his body, "Let's go, let's go back to the dormitory and tidy up. It's time to go! Stop making trouble. If you continue to make trouble, Li Sheng's medicine will not be effective." It’s over, so hurry up and fly over while the medicine is still taking effect!”

He calmly glared at Li Sheng. If you dare to act recklessly again, I'm sure you won't survive this summer vacation! Li Sheng had a scared expression on his face. I was wrong. I didn't dare. Really, look at my big sincere eyes. .Calmly glanced at him and told him that you and Xianpi had broken up long ago. Whoever believes in you first is a dog. Just stay there obediently, I won't be able to get down if you're not satisfied! Li Sheng looked at Calm with an aggrieved look. I really knew I was wrong, eh eh eh~ How about we change positions and I let you be on top~ Calm smiled, took Li Sheng to a higher place, and put him down at the same time. In one sentence, "It depends on your performance. If you perform well, I will let you down. If you perform poorly, hehe~"

Li Sheng was instantly frightened and shut his mouth obediently. Tang San and Xiao Wu looked a little confused. The two of them flirted with each other for a while, and then Li Sheng was sanctioned? What's going on? Tang San poked Xiao Wu, "Xiao Wu, do you know what's going on? Why don't I understand?" Xiao Wu shook his head, "Brother, don't worry, I don't understand either~"

Li Sheng listened to what the two people said and said directly, "Third brother, you just fell silly~ Sister Xiao Wu is different, she was born~ La la la, I am in the sky, calm and won't let me go Come down, right~ Come and hit me, hit me, hit me~" The corners of Rongrong's mouth slowly raised, and he put Li Sheng down. As soon as he came down, he didn't even have a chance to land. He was wrapped into a rice dumpling by Rongrong, leaving his head outside. Breathing, calmly moving her beautiful eyes, "Hit!"

After an unknown beating, Li Sheng silently walked back to the dormitory, looked at the mirror in the dormitory, and couldn't help but let out a howl like a butchering pig, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ My handsome man and gods are angry." He gave you a slap on the face like a pig, tell me what to do!" Tang San glanced at Li Sheng, "Rong Rong, he is calling you a pig, do you want Third Brother to help you vent your anger~" Xiao Wudian He nodded and agreed, "I think you can!"

Li Sheng silently took out Yichen and put it on his neck. "If you take one step forward, I will take the first step!" He calmly used his martial spirit to slap Yichen away. "Stop it, come here!" Li Sheng secretly stepped back a few steps. Bu "No, I'm afraid of pain! Third brother, you hit him the hardest. It seems that any brotherhood is fake! Whoever wants to believe in love will believe it, but I won't believe it anyway!"

Calmly and softly said, "Good boy, come here, stop making trouble, I won't hit you! Really." He turned around and whispered in Tang San Xiaowu's ear, "Third brother, Sister Xiaowu, you go to your own bed, otherwise this I'm a coward who won't dare to come here all night!" Tang San and Xiao Wu nodded, walked towards their beds, and calmly glanced at the shivering Li Sheng, "Come here quickly, I'll help you apply the medicine! This kind of skin trauma is my skill. It can’t be cured! Hurry up!”

Li Sheng cautiously took one step forward, one step after another, and looked back three times. What if these guys ganged up to beat me up? He calmly pulled him over and said, "Can you please stop being so cowardly? You don't even believe me!" Li Sheng pouted, "It's not that I don't believe it, it's just that I was knocked unconscious~"

Calmly lifted up Li Sheng's clothes, and Li Sheng pulled them down in an instant. "Ah! You're perverted! You're acting like a gangster! Someone wants to force a girl to fuck a boy! Help! Is there anyone?" Calmly rubbed his lips. Naoguazi: "What a pervert, shut up and apply the medicine obediently!" Li Sheng turned his head away, "No, there are too many people here, I'm shy!" He calmly waved his hand and directly used the rattan to form a shield, "That's all right. , Hurry up, be good, I have no interest in carrying you, a pig, to the village!"

Li Sheng carefully took off his clothes, "Be gentle, people will be shy~" He looked at Li Sheng's strong figure calmly, and the ointment in his hand disappeared directly, "You don't even have a little fart injury, you are pretending to be wool!" Li Sheng He muttered guiltily, "Didn't you ask me to come over and touch the ointment?" Calmly raised the corner of his mouth, "Now I really want to beat you to the point where you can apply the ointment, but if I can't beat you to the point where I need to use my soul skills to treat you, The level is not bad!”

Li Sheng waved his hand, "Goodbye, goodbye. Let's pack up quickly. I only have six and a half hours left. Hurry up, hurry up, or you will really have to carry me! Hurry up, hurry up." , Stop making trouble, stop making trouble~" Congrong also imitated Li Sheng's temper and said, "No~ you deceived my young heart, I need nourishment! I need compensation! Help me clean up!"

Li Sheng glanced at Calm and said, "Do you know that girls need to know etiquette, justice and shame? I have to collect your underwear! I am a blue kid, a very cute lazy kid! Do you understand?" Calm also The discovery was a bit serious. "Then I won't do it this time. You have to carry me out after the summer vacation, otherwise I won't do it!" Li Sheng pinched his calm and bulging cheeks. "Then I'll help you collect your clothes!" Calmly panicked, "No, no, you have already refused to clean up for me. A man's words are hard to follow! Remember, you will carry me out of the woods when the time comes!"

Li Sheng nodded, "Okay, okay, I really can't stand you. Why do I feel that the yellow clothes on my body are so ugly? They are not as good-looking as my shoes!" He glanced at Li Sheng calmly and saw this shiny thing. It's really a bit unsightly. Look at the shoes again. They are black and white, and they can travel the world with a sword~ Calmly made a note of them in his mind, and took the time to knit him a set during the summer vacation.

The four people left quietly without anyone noticing, but with Li Sheng's help, the previous ten hours' journey directly turned into six hours, that is, three hours was shortened by seven hours~