Douluo Continent - Shrek Nine Monsters

Dai Mubai carried Ma Hongjun to the college, looking for Uncle Sausage everywhere, joking, if he didn't find him, Ma Hongjun would almost not have to live. .

Uncle Big Sausage came out with a chicken coop on his head and a face full of stubble. He rubbed his hair, looked at Dai Mubai and said, "Boss Dai, you are mourning so early in the morning! Don't let anyone live." "'

Dai Mubai threw Ma Hongjun to Oscar's heels and said, "Business is here, you can handle it yourself!"

Oscar looked at Ma Hongjun who was beaten into a pig's head, looked at Dai Mubai strangely, and said, "Boss Dai, was he struck by lightning? Or was he punished by God?" Dai Mubai said seriously, "I offended his girlfriend and was beaten. After a meal, it's like this!" Oscar once again read out the extremely obscene line "I have a big sausage!" and stuffed it directly into Ma Hongjun's mouth, while asking, "Boss Dai, who can put him Beat him like this!"

Dai Mubai looked at Tang San Li Sheng and others who came in the distance, Nounu, who came to Li Sheng, Oscar took a breath, and said, "The current schoolmates are so fierce, so make the fat man like this?"

Ma Hongjun rubbed his pig head and said, "I was beaten dozens of times by him. He also sealed my soul power and tied my hands and feet. Otherwise, you see how I beat him!" Dai Mubai turned over. He rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, he's already here, go beat him up!"

Ma Hongjun said helplessly, "I, my soul power is still sealed!" Li Sheng and others also happened to arrive. Li Sheng glanced at Ma Hongjun and said, "I'd better seal it for three days first, so that you can know what it means to force others to be beautiful." The consequences of being a young girl, let you know the consequences of being a prostitute."

Dai Mubai held his forehead and said, "Actually, Fatty usually doesn't force girls, and he is quite nice to girls. Unfortunately, if you want to blame him, it's his stupid Wuhun."

Ma Hongjun sat on the ground and exclaimed angrily, "Shit, what I have is a phoenix! Even if my whole village is full of grass chickens, this one I have is still a genuine phoenix!"

Li Sheng glanced at him sideways and said, "What did you just say? Did I hit him lightly? Huh?"

Ma Hongjun shut up instantly, and Dai Mubai also smiled and said, "Li Sheng, stop making trouble. If you beat him again, I'm afraid I won't be able to solve it. Fatty, what if you are a phoenix?" The dean said Oh, you are also a mutated martial spirit, and the golden phoenix that emerged from the chicken coop is also an evil fire phoenix!"

Li Sheng looked at Ma Hongjun, and it seemed that something like this was happening, but it seemed that he could no longer remember some of the previous plots. Could it be that... I beat him wrong? No matter what, he also sprayed my family calmly, let's exchange it!

Dai Mubai added, "The mutated martial soul of Fatty is extremely weird. Not to mention me, even he himself doesn't know what his mutated grass chicken is. The martial arts of the entire village of Fatty are all one kind without any Poultry with strong attack power, but for some reason, he was born with the ability to fire when he arrived. As for Fatty, he didn’t know that he came to the academy. He was brought back from a remote village by the dean a few years ago. of."

"The dean said that if his martial spirit really mutates, he might be able to turn into a phoenix. Although there are legends in their village about grass chickens turning into phoenixes and white geese turning into peacocks, no one knows how to cure it. These side effects are due to the fact that Fatty is born with a flame. Over time, this flame begins to become extremely hot and sticky, making it difficult to extinguish. His martial spirit is strong, but it also has a very huge drawback. Existence means, ahem, fat man, you can say it yourself!”

Ma Hongjun drew a circle on the ground and said, "The evil fire is coming. Who can suppress it? I can't bear it anymore!"

Li Sheng nodded and said, "So, did I misunderstand you? How about you punch him back?" Ma Hongjun was about to punch him a few times, but he saw the bright Yichen in Li Sheng's hand. Floating, the obvious meaning is that if you dare to hit me, you will never want that arm again!

Ma Hongjun kicked the wall and said angrily, "If I have a bitch face like Xiao Ao and Dai Boss, and can have several girlfriends a day, how can I be afraid of evil fire?" Dai Mubai looked around. Look, after confirming that Zhu Zhuqing was not there, he kicked Ma Hongjun hard and said, "Fat man, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense! If you say such things casually again, I will kill you if you ruin my reputation!"

Ma Hongjun smiled and said, "Hey, Boss Dai, haven't you always been proud of yourself instead of being ashamed? What's wrong? Did you change your gender today?" Li Sheng glanced at Dai Mubai and said, "I just like someone from Xingluo." , what else can be done!”

Tang San looked at Li Sheng and asked, "What do you mean! Zhu Zhuqing is from the Star Luo Empire?" Dai Mubai snorted coldly and said, "So what if it is, so what if it's not, let's go, will I take you to the cafeteria to eat!" "

Oscar whispered to Ma Hongjun, "Oh my God! Boss Dai is so awesome. He wants all of Xingluo's hot girls! It's exciting, it's so exciting!" Ma Hongjun nodded and said, "This is incredible. Let's go and have dinner." Bundle!"

Li Sheng followed Dai Mubai, looked around, and asked, "Boss Dai, where is there a canteen here? Why can't I see it?" Dai Mubai then walked forward and said, "The college's facilities are poor. , there is nothing we can do about it, the dean doesn’t want anyone’s aid, and he doesn’t need funding from the royal family. Over time, the college has no income, so naturally there is no money for construction!”

Dai Mubai led them to a house and opened the door. There were already two girls waiting inside. Zhu Zhuqing was still as cold as ever, while Ning Rongrong said hello in a friendly way. Maybe it was because they fought together yesterday. , Zhu Zhuqing also nodded to them!