The World of Naruto is full of maliciousness

Seeing Zhang Tianci here, the bald man's eyes lit up and he let out an indistinct whine from his nose. .1kanshu

It was obvious that he was asking for help. This guy is too stupid to calm down. It should be noted that such a performance will drag Zhang Tianci into the water.

But the old fishing man was obviously stunned, fixed his eyes, and looked at Zhang Tianci and Su Su doubtfully. Probably the old fishing man didn't understand why Zhang Tianci and the two were here, whether they were prisoners like him, or whether they were in collusion with these evil ghosts.

"Haha, little brother, do you think the two fish tonight are big?" The fisherman pointed to the two prisoners on the ground and asked Zhang Tianci proudly.

Zhang Tianci frowned and said, "So the big fish you are talking about are people? But if you look at them in person, these two people are not big."

The fisherman laughed and said: "You don't know this. These two people are actually very big. Then, this thin old man is the number one Taoist in the world, the Master of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain! He can subdue demons and catch ghosts. Across the realms of yin and yang! This damn fat man is the protector of the Master of Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, and he can be considered a figure. Do you think they are big?"

Damn it, I’ve lost all my face to you!

Zhang Tianci cursed in his heart, but shook his head blankly: "Master Tianshi Daren? Didn't you say that Master Tianshi Daren is very powerful? Why did he get caught in the fishing net so casually?"

"He is indeed very powerful! Look, he can't even be kicked to death." The fisherman stood up and kicked the old fishing man in the stomach.

The old fisherman had a headache, but he gritted his teeth and said nothing.

The fisherman kicked again, and said: "The night before yesterday, there was seven yuan to relieve evil, which ruined my good deed. I didn't understand it at the time, but now I know it. It must be this old immortal master who is against me behind my back." !”

Zhang Tianci opened his mouth and pretended to be ignorant, but he thought in his heart that this ghost fisherman is stupid enough.What does the seven-yuan solution the day before yesterday have to do with the fishing old man?

The fisherman cleaned up the old fishing man, then came back to clean up the bald man, and said: "This bald thief is also very hateful. He is as annoying as the old bald thief who preached Buddhism. He even mixed the urine of a child with mud, kneaded it into mud balls, and used a slingshot to throw it into the lake. shoot!"

After hearing these words, Zhang Tianci collapsed!

I didn’t expect that my great protector, who was in his thirties, would still play with urine. If word spreads in the future, where will Longhushan’s reputation go?

Also, is the bald man still a boy? I didn't expect this.

"Those children's urine mud balls can't do anything to us, but they are really disgusting!" The fisherman became more and more angry as he spoke, and kicked the bald man in the crotch: "I will destroy you today and make you pee again!"

"Aww...wow..." The big bald man screamed from his nose while looking at Zhang Tianci, his eyes asking for help urgently.

Qu Xiangu looked at the words and felt something was wrong, so she asked vigilantly: "You two, do you know this guy with no hair on his head?"

Zhang Tianci chuckled, shook his head and said, "Sister Jiren is overthinking. We are all Jiren, how can we know such a birdman?"

The scholar ghost was also suspicious, and tore off the rag from the big bald man's mouth, and asked, "Dead bald man, do you know the two young men here?"

"Bah!" The bald man spat at the scholar ghost and cursed, "Of course I know each other. One of them is your father and the other is your mother!"

The bald head is also cute, and such a curse has brought the relationship between Zhang Tianci and Su Su into that of husband and wife.However, this guy is now sober, hiding his relationship with Zhang Tianci and pretending to be a stranger.

The scholar ghost shook his head, stuffed the rag into the bald man's mouth, and said: "That's nonsense. How can they be my parents when they are so young? Moreover, this little lady is not married yet, how can she have children?" ?”

The bald man shook his head and swayed his tail, clenching his teeth.But the little ghosts in the hall swarmed up and pinched his mouth open, allowing the scholar ghost to stuff the rag back.

Only then did Qu Xiangu put down her doubts and said with a smile: "I don't want the two fish here. I don't want this beautiful little sister either; but I like this young man. Well, a good night is too short, so why not I’ll take my little husband to have some fun first, everyone can do as they please.”

The scholar ghost smiled obscenely, walked towards Su Su while rubbing his hands, and said, "This little lady is my type..."

The fisherman's face darkened, he stepped forward to stop the scholar, and shouted: "Sour scholar, it's not your turn now, get out of here!"

"You stinky fisherman, do you really think I'm afraid of you?" The scholar was furious, rolling up his sleeves and about to fall out.

Suddenly, the tall statue of Avalokitesvara shook and said, "Bold, bold, how dare you be presumptuous in front of me? You all stand aside for me, these two little dolls are my offerings!"

Zhang Tianci and Su Su pretended to be surprised and frightened, stood up together, and asked, "How come this Clay Bodhisattva can also speak?"

In fact, when Zhang Tianci entered the temple, he discovered something was wrong with the statue, but he just didn't expose it.

"I'm not a clay bodhisattva, I'm a real god. It's your honor to dedicate yourself to me, two little dolls," said the statue of Guanyin.

Zhang Tianci pulled Su Su, looked around, and said hesitantly: "What is it? It's a mess? I'm sorry, we have to go back."

But before Zhang Tianci could move, figures flashed in front of the temple door, and several guys were already blocking the door.

"Sin, sin, sin..." The old monk stepped forward, clasped his hands and said: "You two little donors, don't you understand yet? The people here are ghosts, and they want to harm you. It's so good that the poor monk can't protect you. I am ashamed of the Buddha, and I am ashamed of my fasting for decades."

"What, there are ghosts here? No way?" Zhang Tianci looked at everyone in surprise and continued to pretend.

The old monk sighed and shook his head, clasping his hands together and speechless.

Qu Xiangu smiled slightly and said: "Young gentleman, don't listen to this old monk's nonsense. Come with me, and I will show you my three-inch golden lotus."

As she spoke, Qu Xiangu waved her hand, and the sleeves flew out and wrapped around Zhang Tianci's waist.

"Ouch, what kind of magic are you doing?" Zhang Tianci screamed and was led by Shuixiu into Qu Xiangu's arms.

The hands that were originally holding Su Su's were separated involuntarily.

But the statue of Guanyin also raised its hand at the same time. With a flick of its fingertips, a piece of white porcelain flew out and hit Qu Xiangu's sleeve.

The water sleeves immediately retracted, Zhang Tianci staggered, then stood still, looking at the statue in astonishment.

"Cousin..." Su Su screamed, ran over, and grabbed Zhang Tianci's hand again.

Qu Xiangu turned to look at the statue and said angrily: "Old ghost, can't you let me be the first to try something new every time?"