Konoha's Super God Hinata

Kakuzu and Hidan were walking slowly on the dirt road wearing black windbreakers embroidered with red clouds. .

"Now, now, I mean Kakuzu, is this another mission to make money? Can I kill all the birds in this small country that doesn't lay eggs? There has been no sacrifice for a long time. Lord Evil God will be angry. Hey, hey, you Wouldn't it be boring if you don't talk for a whole day like this? Me, I feel terribly uncomfortable if I don't talk for a while. Oh, why are you staring at me? You want to kill me again. I don't care. I can't kill you anyway, it just hurts so much. Can you be more clean and tidy? Kill me, kill me, don’t feel embarrassed, sometimes I’ll be too bored and I’ll kill myself for fun.”

Being the talkative one that he is, Hidan muttered to himself, completely ignoring Kakuzu whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

kindness?

Kakuzu suddenly kicked Dan flying.

Hidan was chatting incessantly, and in the middle of his words, he flew five or six meters in the air, and rolled three or four meters like a gourd.

"It hurts, it hurts... Kakuzu, you bastard, are you really going to kill me?"

Hidan got up from the ground and blamed Kakuzu, and then he found a hole as big as a bowl on Kakuzu's calf, with black tentacles wriggling inside.

"What a pity!" Hayato, who used the super-strike whip from a distance, secretly regretted it.

He aimed at Hidan's neck, and as long as he hit it, with the power of the super whip, Hidan would definitely separate the corpses. Although it could not kill Hidan, it would be enough to temporarily lose his combat effectiveness.

"Oh, thank you, Kakuzu. I didn't expect there to be ninjas in such a rural place. I was a bit surprised. I almost lost my head. It's dangerous. It's dangerous."

Hidan has some mental problems, but his IQ is normal.

Kakuzu's green eyes stared at Hayato in the distance, "Let's go, Hidan, go meet him. The way he greets guests is a bit special."

Hayato didn't try to hide again. He stood quietly in the middle of the road, waiting for the immortal duo.

"Hey, masked one, were you the one who wanted to kill me just now? Your... mask seems good. How about giving it to me. In that case, I will..."

"That's it? Forgive me?" Hayato interrupted Hidan.

"Hahaha……"

As if he heard a super funny joke, Hidan put his forehead on his head and laughed, "I haven't met someone as interesting as you in a long time. Forget it, since you make me laugh so happily, I'll let you die quickly." Come on. Kakuzu, don’t take action."

"No, wait!"

"Well? It's too late to beg for mercy now, just die as a sacrifice."

Hayato said sternly, "Ah, I'm not begging for mercy. I want to say that if I want to fight, can I fight with the old man behind me who has green eyes and a gloomy face, as if everyone owes him money?"

Hidan was stunned, "Hey, why?"

Hayato grinned and said word by word, "Because, you are too ugly."

Hidanˋ︿ˊ﹀-

Hidan jumped into a rage and threw out the Bloody March Scythe, and the scythe struck down from top to bottom.

Kakuzu said, "It's a boring way to challenge generals."

Hayato dodged sideways, and the scythe sank into the road. Hayato said easily, "Then will you take action?"

Kakuzu said, "No, not really. If you can help me kill him, I'd be very grateful to you."

Hidan pulled hard on the retractable rope attached to the handle of the scythe, and the scythe tore into the ground, "You bastard, can you pay attention when fighting with others, be polite, be polite, no one taught you? Go to hell!"

I have to say that Hidan's brain is not good, but his taijutsu is really good.

Hayato didn't dare to be careless. Once he was cut by the three blades of the sickle, the consequences would be unpredictable.

First, we must deal with this sickle with a huge attack range.

"Five-color line."

Five transparent silk threads are cut into the March Sickle's retractable rope.

The retractable cord remained unscathed.

It is actually made of thin steel wires. If you want to cut it off, you must use a lion ball.

It's a pity that Hayato's swordsmanship is too poor and he doesn't dare to use it on such occasions.

For a moment, Hayato was chased by Hidan and was in a panic, running away in all directions.

Kakuzu suddenly spoke, "Hey, Hidan, you are really hopeless. He is deliberately draining your energy."

The three-blade design of the Bloody March Sickle, coupled with the telescopic rope twisted by steel wires, requires a huge amount of physical strength to keep swinging such a heavy weapon.

Hayato stopped and said, "Old man, didn't I promise not to take action?"

Kakuzu said, "Did I take action?"

For such an old fox who cares about his life, psychological tactics are of little use.

"You bastard, how dare you play tricks on me!"

Hidan dropped the Bloody March Scythe, and a sharp black spear slipped out of his sleeve. He jumped high like a jumping frog.

Did he become so angry that he lost his mind? Otherwise, why would he use such an obvious trick?

Or are you relying on your immortal body to do whatever you want?

Hayato's hesitation only lasted a moment.

It was that moment——

"The Secret of Konohagakure: Dance of the Three Suns and Moons."

The three Sarolo clones attack from three angles.

boom!

The clone disappeared after one blow, leaving three bloody wounds on Hidan's body.

"Moonlight conjunct the first quarter moon."

Shaluoluo showed his figure in the transparent place, drew his sword and slashed diagonally, forming a sword light like a crescent moon.

The sword slashed diagonally between Hidan's chest and abdomen. Hidan, who had not yet landed, rose into the air again due to the huge force of the slash, sprinkling a large amount of blood in the air.

The waxing moon turned to blood.

Hidan jumped up like a frog and landed on his back, his limbs twitching like a frog.

"Get one." Sha Luoluo grinned.

Hayato complained, "Don't I ask you to chop off the vital points? The neck, head, and hands and feet are all fine."

Sarolo? ? ?

The intestines are leaking out and the heart is visible - isn't this critical enough?

but~~~

Sararo soon understood why Hayato said that.

"Really or not, I actually had such a miserable day, it hurts me so much." Hidan, who was lying on the ground, sat up with support, stuffed his internal organs back into his abdominal cavity, and looked at his exposed heart with interest.

Hayato noticed that the heart was not beating.

This is the same as Hayato's previous guess. The reason for Hidan's immortality is that his body is dead. Except for the nerves, the functions of absorbing and extracting energy, other parts have been sacrificed to the evil god in some way. The relationship between the evil god and Hidan is a bit like the relationship between the psychic beast and the contractor, except that in this relationship, the evil god occupies a dominant position.

"Kakuzu, sew it up for me, hurry up." Hidan shouted.

Kakuzu said, "Didn't you tell me not to take action? How does it feel to almost die?" Even so, Kakuzu stretched out his slender tentacles and sewed up the huge wound between Hidan's chest and abdomen.

Hidan shook his head and stood up as if nothing had happened. If it weren't for the stitched wounds and blood stains still there, Sararo would have doubted whether his sword had hit him.

"Sooner or later, I'm going to curse that bastard Kakuzu to death." Hidan muttered, raising his head to look at Hayato and Sararo, his eyes becoming fanatical, "It's been so miserable for a long time, I don't know why I'm so excited to say, Could it be that Lord Evil God particularly likes these two sacrifices? Hahaha... you two are even more worthy of being cursed and killed."

Hayato glanced at Kakuzu.

Kakuzu seemed to understand what Hayato meant, "Don't worry, it's not my turn to take action yet. Also, Hidan is a madman, but not a fool. You'd better not underestimate him, he will die."

Did Hayato underestimate Hidan?

No, I just don’t take him as seriously as Kakuzu.

Hidan defeated the two Yumu people with the help of Shiji Pingxue, although it was due to Yumu people's underestimation of the enemy and lack of intelligence. But as a "perfect Jinchuuriki", Yukito's strength is extraordinary.

In the original work, Hidan has not shown any other ninjutsu except Taijutsu and Death Division.

Hidan only knows these two swords?

Obviously not!

Looking at Hidan's fanatical eyes and drug addict-like expression, Hayato exhaled.

Let the storm come harder.

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