Konoha's Super God Hinata

"Hoo ho ho, you fell asleep. Now you can do whatever you want."

Hayato saw Tsunade's eyebrows jump slightly.

Hehehe pretending to sleep

The little devil teaches online how to wake up a person who is pretending to sleep.

Hayato picked up the brush from his desk and dipped it in ink.

"What are you drawing, turtle?"

Hayato held a brush and made gestures in front of Tsunade's face.

Hey, I still haven’t woken up.

A little impatience will mess up a big plan. Tsunade-sama, you are indeed a person who does big things, so you're welcome.

Hayato decisively drew a cute little turtle on Tsunade's forehead and cheek.

One represents the resentment of creditors who have been defaulted on, and the other represents the anger of employees who have been owed wages.

Even so, Tsunade still didn't "wake up".

Hayato laughed happily and began to search the office.

"I'll go get beef jerky, pork jerky, dried fish, pine cones, peanuts, and walnuts. You can open a snack shop with them all. Well, it's not good to eat too many snacks. I'm a kind-hearted person, so I'll help you."

There is actually a jug of wine, such a small jug.”

Seeing Tsunade's brows widen, Hayato seemed to be relieved, so he said hurriedly: "But mosquitoes are still meat no matter how small they are, so we don't dislike them.

Hey, there are actually hidden grids on the floor. By the way, the Hyuga clan's clairvoyance ability is really useful. If you use it to hunt for treasure, you can easily become a rich man even if you are not a ninja. "

As he spoke, he lifted up a wooden board on the ground.

Take out a small box with a simple style from the secret compartment.

"What's inside? The box itself is worth a lot of money. The contents should not be much different. Haha, without using the ability to see through, it increases the suspense. It's much more interesting. What is it? Let's wait and see. "

Opening the box, there are several rows of exquisite dice inside, made of various materials, including crystal, ivory, wood, plastic, and even chakra metal.

"You should be able to sell it for a lot of money."

"Little thief, watch your moves."

As a veteran addict of gambling and gambling, Tsunade couldn't bear it anymore and punched him.

Hayato, who was well prepared, easily avoided it, but the desk was not so lucky and fell apart.

Gee, this is brand new, I just smashed one yesterday and another chapter today.

I remember that the Hokage's desk used to be made of solid wood, and it was expensive wood. Now it is made of thin wooden boards. Anyway, one will be smashed every now and then, so it is meaningless no matter how good it is.

Shizune rushed in with an expression of pain as her heart shattered into dust. Then when she saw the box of dice in Hayato's hand, she immediately let out a resentment that seemed to come from hell.

"Tsunade-sama, didn't you say that you accidentally lost last month's salary? It turned out to be thrown into that box?"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Hayato was ready to run away.

However, the sharp-eyed Tsunade pulled her back.

I enjoy the blessings, share the hardships, and want to run away

nonexistent

Next, there was a Hokage and a man who was about to confront Kaguya Otsutsuki. The two of them leaned against the wall, with their heads lowered, and were trained by Shizune like grandchildren for half an hour. Result: The dice collected by Tsunade were discounted by %, which offset part of Hayato's debt.

Speaking of which, Hayato made a profit, because this set of dice was a limited edition, and although it was second-hand, it increased in value.

"cough cough"

Tsunade covered her mouth and coughed twice, "Hayato, I'm not talking about you, you are not a three-year-old child anymore. You can't do this anymore, you know? If you say it, it will affect our image of Konoha."

Shizune said angrily: "Tsunade-sama, you'd better wash off the turtle on your face first, that's what really affects Konoha's image."

Tsunade gave Hayato a vicious look and washed away the two cute little turtles.

After a while of fussing, the two people returned to the small table.

When the wine is cold, it tastes different.

"This is the end of the matter. Men, don't be so stingy. I promise you, there won't be a next time. If you can't resist, I will just let you know in advance."

Tsunade's face darkened slightly and continued: "You don't like that, and I don't like it either."

"Okay, you also said that I am not a three-year-old child. There is no need to mention this matter again, but since I am not a three-year-old child, don't try to fool me like a three-year-old child. You know my character. Everyone makes mistakes, but you can't Over and over again, and then there will be no room for negotiation.”

"mean"

"This is the principle"

"You say principles are principles, Saoi, how are you going to deal with it?"

Hayato said: "There are extenuating circumstances, death penalty can be avoided, and living crime cannot be escaped. As long as he accepts the mental torture of the mountain clan, he will be free after that, and he can do whatever he wants."

Tsunade nodded: "That's fine, but Ino may feel more uncomfortable."

"Wow, you know everything about Ino and Sai. Are you the Hokage or the paparazzi?"

"Tch, even a blind person can see it." Tsunade rolled her eyes and said, "You have never cared about this little girl, right? She is now learning medical ninjutsu with me, don't you know."

"I really don't know about this." Hayato was a little embarrassed: "Also, I have my own little girl. If nothing happens, why should I care about other people's little girls? Looking for a hatchet?"

"You're obviously just a philanderer, just pretending." Tsunade curled her lips and said, "Tell me, you won't do another trick about Saoi, what's the matter?"

Hayato talked about his idea of ​​​​finding the hidden root ninja through the "Seal of Tongue Bane".

"Will the Hyuga clan take the lead and unite other small and medium-sized families?"

"Yes, as long as the participating families are involved, they will be the most determined anti-Danzo alliance in the future, which is equivalent to adding a big lock to Danzo's return to the village."

"But in this way, in the eyes of those who are interested, it means that the Hyuga clan is beginning to get involved in the power of the village, such as the Hokage."

"Then let them think so. The Hyuga clan has been called the strongest clan for so many years, but they are like melons. It's time to show off their muscles." Seeing Tsunade's eyes looking strange, Hayato said: "Don't worry, the Hyuga clan is against Naruto. Not interested. Hinata and Hinata's temperament is hesitant and lacks initiative. You also know Hinata's temperament. As for Hanabi, she is simply carved out of the same mold as Hinata and Hinata. Among Hinata, Neji and I are probably the only ones who are qualified to compete for Hokage. , neither of us are interested.”

"What about your uncle Hinata Takaya? His prestige is high enough."

"Hyuga Hizu will definitely object for the sake of the clan. Moreover, my uncle will retire after arranging the family affairs. His ideal is to become a comedian."

Tsunade:

"you sure"

"Sure, sure, sure, that's it."

Tsunade didn't know what to say, that serious-looking Hinata Takaya, a comedian

Having said that, for such a serious person to come to the comedy stage, it has a good comedy effect in itself.

Well, it seems like I want to laugh just imagining it. Maybe he will really be an outstanding comedian, but the style of his painting will change too weirdly.