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"He's really a vain guy," Dasqi complained speechlessly as she looked at Lorne, who was standing in front of reporters, posing in a very handsome pose for them to take pictures. .biqugev

Unfortunately, I thought you were an extremely upright and selfless guy!

"So, how should we draft the headline of the news?" A reporter holding a notebook in his hand and a camera hanging on his chest asked from the side.

"Well, this is it." Lorne thought about it carefully and said, "Shocking! A man actually saved Rogge from the fire at the critical moment?"

"Shocked! Men were silent for a while after watching it, and women were in tears after watching it. The secret has been hidden in Rogge Town for many years."

"Shocked! Such a thing can happen in Rogge Town. If you don't buy it, you are not a Donghai person!"

Lorne blurted out three headlines in a row, leaving the reporter stunned for a moment.

Damn, this guy is so good at picking out headlines. Why have I never thought of this idea before? I feel like just looking at the headline makes me want to buy a newspaper and read it!

The reporter felt vaguely excited, "But why do you have to add the word "shock" in front of the title?

"Because it's more eye-catching. Just seeing these two words, wouldn't you be curious about what kind of things would shock people, and you can't help but want to read on?" Luo En explained.

The reporter heard this and nodded with a look of realization on his face.

It really makes sense! As expected of the person introduced by Colonel Smoker, he has wisdom in his mind. What kind of sentence will make men fall silent and women will cry after reading it? It's so cool!

What Lorne didn't know yet was that his "teaching" had inadvertently established a new shock department among the reporter team in the East China Sea. Just like the UC News on Earth in his previous life, it really started to go viral. Sweeping through the entire pirate world.

The result of this is that for a long time in the future, all newspaper news will start with the word "shock" as the headline of the news, or else it will be a man silently crying, or not buying it, not a xx person, etc. of

"Brother Lorne, the six hours are up. Please treat them again." At this time, the old military doctor came in with Emma and reminded Lorne.

"Oh, here it comes." Lorne responded, chatted with the reporter for a few more words, then took out Mikael's cauldron from the storage space and walked to the medical room.

Since returning a few days ago, Smoker seems to have determined that he is a user with space-related Devil Fruit abilities. Coincidentally, Lorne took advantage of the storage space he had taken out and frequently went in and out to pick up and put things in, which made everyone in the naval base even more convinced of this conjecture.

"Get rid of all curses, and I will purify your heart in the name of Mikael! The crucible releases the control!"

As soon as he entered the room, Lorne held up the cauldron and shouted.

It's very similar to his stupidity when he was watching hot-blooded comics in the second grade of junior high school.

However, they have seen it more than once. When a holy white light falls on a marine and eliminates all the black and swollen parts of his body, they will inevitably feel surprised.

"What a miraculous ability!" the old military doctor sighed.

"Have you not only eaten the devil fruit related to space, but also have this unique device that can treat human diseases?" Smoker, who was watching secretly by the door, exhaled a smoke ring and sighed in his heart.

No, I have to find a way to get this guy into the navy. If such a person becomes a pirate in the future, he will definitely cause trouble to the civilians.

"By the way, this guy seems to be very interested in Dasqi."

Smoker thought, how about he become a matchmaker and arrange a match for these two children, and arrange a marriage or something?

Anyway, Dusqi has reached adulthood this year. As for Lorne, it seems that he must be over years old, right?

Just as he was thinking about it, on the other side, Dusky came over just at this moment, "Colonel Smoker, what are you doing standing here?"

"Oh, it's nothing." Smoker waved his hand, "By the way, do you have any thoughts about getting married?"

"Ah?" Dasqi was shocked when he heard this.

Get married?

What does it mean? Could it be that Colonel Smoker was confessing his love to her?

However, there is obviously such a big age difference between them.

Involuntarily, Dasqi took two steps back, swallowed, and said in a hesitant tone, "What about that, Colonel Smog, I have always only regarded you as my brother?" !”

Looking at Dusqi's extremely determined eyes, Smoker was immediately confused.

What?

I just want to ask you if you have any thoughts about getting married, so that I can help you make a matchmaking deal with that guy Lorne, and by the way, get that guy to work as a navy in the headquarters. Where did you think you were going? !

At the same time, Lorne, who had just come out of the room after treating the patient, happened to bump into this scene.

Suddenly, expressions of surprise appeared on the faces of the old military doctor, Emma, ​​and Lorne.

"Uncle Smoker is so shameless."

"Dirty."

"Old cows eat tender grass."

"What are you three guys thinking?!" Smoker suddenly roared.

He felt like he was really screwed today.

His face was a little red, and he was covered in smoke as he quickly left the medical room. He was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would be pissed to death by these guys.

Here, Lorne looked at Smoker's back and found it very funny.

He wondered, could it be that after this guy ate the smoking fruit, smoke would really come out of his head when he was angry?

Several days passed in succession.

The news that Colonel Smoker had a crush on Sergeant Daschi and proposed to him spread like wildfire throughout the Rogue Town Naval Base. Every time someone passed by Colonel Smoker, they did not dare to gossip. It can only be projected with an extremely weird look.

This made Smoker very unhappy. He wanted to find an opportunity to arrest the person who spread the news and beat him up. No, he should be tied up in the room and smoked for two hours to let him know the consequences of spreading rumors about others. .

"Aqiu!" The old military doctor who was taking Emma to visit Brand in prison suddenly sneezed.

"Grandpa Dewey, do you have a cold?" Emma looked at the old military doctor and asked.

The old military doctor waved his hand, "No, it's just that my nose suddenly felt itchy."

"Go in." A navy soldier stood at the prison door and said.

As the prison door opened, Brand was handcuffed and his thin face looked at Emma running toward him in shock.

"Daddy Brand!" Little Emma shouted sweetly.

Brand held Emma in his arms, and the hot tears could no longer be stopped, flowing down like a bursting dam.

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