Konoha's Bizarre Adventure

Have you finally found it? Looking at the box of medicine that Lian Nai brought over, Yu Xing instinctively wanted to reach out and take it, but after seeing what was inside, he couldn't help but take a half step back. .1kanshu

"No, is this thing really edible?"

It's not that Yu Xing doesn't believe Lian Nai, the problem is that in his opinion, the things Li Nai gave him really look like the rotten boogers he just stuffed into the monk's mouth.

"Don't worry, in fact, after the herbal medicine is ground and processed, it will either be green paste or black paste, but the one in this box is indeed a powerful antidote, but it's a little bit"

"It's just a little something, shouldn't it have any side effects?"

But even if there were some side effects, Yu Xing now had no choice. He pinched his nose and swallowed the medicine in one gulp. The sticky feeling was really very slimming.

As the saying goes, there is reincarnation in the law of heaven, who is spared by heaven, he was helping the monk to lose weight just now, and now he has also started the journey of losing weight, so it is really good not to go too far in life, otherwise there will be retribution.

"It's a three-point drug, and side effects are definitely inevitable, but it's not a big deal, because this is a drug that promotes the body's metabolism and helps quickly eliminate toxins in the body, so you will continue to sweat and cough, that's what."

"What do you mean?"

Gu'er initially didn't understand the meaning of what Liannai said, but he understood it the next moment, because Yu Xing immediately felt a huge pain in his stomach.

"There is a toilet behind the room, you'd better go there quickly"

Whoosh Before Lian Nai could finish her words, Yu Xing's figure had already rolled and crawled out, and managed to reach the toilet behind the house with his semi-paralyzed body.

Ten minutes later, Yu Xing, who looked extremely ugly, finally came back with a slumped face. His body was as wet as if he had taken a bath, and he looked exhausted due to massive dehydration.

"Are you okay?"

"It's okay, although the state is a bit poor, but at least you can move normally."

After taking the water bottle that Liannai had prepared long ago, Yu Xing raised his neck and said "ton, ton, ton", and drank at least a liter of water in one go.

Phew, this is the first time in my life that water tastes so delicious.

After sighing, Yu Xing moved his body casually and found that the movements of his hands and feet had basically returned to normal. In other words, the effect of the "Paralyzing Mushroom" was finally lifted.

"Would you like to change into some clothes? But there's nothing to change into here."

At this time, Lianna looked at the clothes on Yuxing's body that were almost soaked in sweat, with a troubled expression on his face.

Normally, if the clothes are wet, they will be wet, but if they want to enter the fighting state, the clothes that are full of water will definitely affect the activities.

"It doesn't matter, I have a way to dry it, you hide in the room, get "that thing" ready, and leave the rest to me."

"Ok, no problem."

After leaving these words and a hearty smile to Lian Nai, Yu Xing just picked up the monk's body and walked out of the thatched house alone, and then sealed the door with rattan from the outside to make it look like no one was inside.

After finding the monk randomly and throwing it away in the grass, he looked at the wet white clothes on his body, and the chakra on his body suddenly spurted out from every acupuncture point.

"Soft boxing strikes the body"

In an instant, a strong wave of air rushed out with Yu Xing as its core. When this wave of air dissipated, the water vapor that filled his body was also swept away.

In the blink of an eye, the clean white robe was restored to an almost dry state, which was more practical than the dehydration function of the washing machine.

"Blow the body with the soft fist method" is the starting position of the "soft fist method Huitian", which is an incidental product that will inevitably be learned on the way to practice Huitian.

The principle of "Huitian" is to make the chakra released by the acupuncture points of the whole body perform a circular rotation like a top, so as to bounce off the attack, while "One hit the body" does not need to rotate, but directly bounces the things around it. open, that's all.

The next step is to wait here. If the monk hasn't come back for a long time, he will definitely send people here again. This is the so-called "surrounding the spot to fight for aid".

After thinking about the next strategy, Yu Xing found a relatively dense tree nearby and hid himself quietly on the treetop.

At the same time, at the crowd gathering place in the middle of the village, Banruo, who had checked all the medicines in the village, also looked a little downcast, sitting on a big rock and thinking about something.

They have already threatened them like this and searched most places in the village. So does the "secret medicine" really exist?

Speaking of it, Hannya was also a little puzzled, after all, he had never really seen the legendary "Platinum Pill", and this was just a legend circulated among a few Kusanagi.

"Teacher Prajna, that monk hasn't come back for so long, why don't I go over and have a look?"

At this time, the long-haired ninja who looked a little feminine, Yin Snake, came over and said, after all, the place where the monk went was only more than a thousand meters away from here, and it was too much to not come back for so long.

"Just now he insisted on taking that girl with him. Don't you understand what he meant?"

"Yes, but I don't think it's the time to do this kind of thing. It's better to finish the search and leave first."

Compared with the bad guys with big heads and thick necks who drafted Ninja Village, Yin Snake's thinking is obviously much more careful than other colleagues, at least he knows that now should not be the time to have fun.

"Okay, then you can go with Ghost Face. That guy might lose his temper if he gets carried away. It will be easier to talk to him if you bring Ghost Face. After all, that idiot monk is most afraid of him."

After waving his hand, Banruo didn't bother to express too much opinion on this aspect. Although it would be better for him to go there in person as a teacher, but he really doesn't want to see the monk's white butt, so forget it

Phew, these idiots are real, so what I hate the most are the types who only grow muscles but not brains.

After nodding respectfully to the teacher on the surface, Yin Snake changed a disgusted expression the moment he turned to leave, and the speed of his face change was almost as fast as Orochimaru's slap in the face.

Although he was born in a humble grass ninja village, Yin snake had a dream since he was a child. He dreamed of being able to dominate the ninja world like Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, and preferably become an S-class. Being a traitor and forbearing can be regarded as a glorious ancestor.

Therefore, in order to achieve this goal, he must first pass the chuunin exam next year and then work hard. Yin Snake secretly encouraged himself in his heart.

"Hey, let's go, let's go find that idiot."

"Ah."

Even though he didn't know what happened, Ghost Mian was surprisingly willing to listen to Yin Snake, and immediately followed obediently.

"If you go in later and see the monk doing something, just spit a mouthful of "corrosive liquid" onto his butt, do you understand?"

"Hey, you can have this, I'm tired of looking at that guy's ass."

Just as Yin Snake walked towards the thatched cottage not far from the village with a ghost face, there was a malicious gaze staring at them from a tree not far away.

Are they really the two of them here? Although I don't know what ninjutsu they are good at, but since they are just two genin, it should be nothing special.

When he saw Yin Beast and Ghost walking towards this side, Yu Xing showed a happy smile, as if he was ready to give them a "righteous backstab".

But just when the two people were about to arrive under the tree, Yin Snake's brows suddenly frowned, and at the same time, his hands began to form seals at an extremely fast speed.

What was discovered? What happened?

When this gloomy guy suddenly started to form seals, Yu Xing couldn't help but was stunned for a moment, but he still tried to leave his original position with extremely fast reaction speed.

But just this "stupefaction" caused him to lose the best opportunity to dodge.