Konoha's Bizarre Adventure

"Kurotsuchi guy... still has such a pitiful figure. He has no breasts and no butt, which means his legs are long, straight and thin. He doesn't look like a girl at all, and he has no sense of dress. .”

At this time, under the ground one mile away from the entrance of "Yanyin Village", this yellow-haired man with a braided hairstyle, Didara was looking at the situation there through his clay creation, and at the same time stopped by Comment on your childhood sweetheart.

With no figure and a bad temper, although his face looks good, but the unlucky guy who married her in the future will probably be unlucky for the rest of his life, it's really miserable.

There is also the bad old man, who still pretends to be tough when he is old, and now he can't straighten his waist. If I were there, I would definitely let him live in a nursing home, so as not to be embarrassing when he comes out every day.

After complaining about Kurotsuchi and Onoki respectively, Deidara watched the Tsuchikage and his party leave the village, and his own body emerged from the lower layer of the soil, like a carrot spirit that emerged from the soil on its own.

"Okay, I'm almost ready to go."

After taking a final glance at the three figures who disappeared behind the desolate rock wall, Deidara immediately summoned his clay bird, got on it and flew to a place in the distance.

And just when Kazekage and Tukage embarked on their journeys respectively, in the island country that is not too close to the Iron Country, there is a beautiful woman at the gate of "Kistokage Village". They all took over their hats in the hands of the trembling old man.

There is a big word "water" printed on the bamboo hat. When the Fifth Mizukage Terumimei held it in his hand, what he felt was not just the weight of a bamboo hat, but the entire Kirigakure Village, and even the water. the weight of the country.

"Master Elder, I swear in the name of Mizukage that I will successfully complete the task."

After nodding to the elderly elder, Terumi Mei looked at the two guards standing beside him, Chojuro and Qing, and then said seriously: "Let's go, I have to ask you two along the way this time." .”

"Yes"

"Yes"

In an instant, Ao and Chojuro nodded vigorously, showing their firm will to protect Mizukage no matter what.

It's just that when Terumi Mei left the village with two guards, they didn't notice a pair of scarlet pupils staring at them from a mountain nearly a thousand meters away, and a trace of surprise flashed in their eyes.

Is this the Godaime Mizukage? He looks so young...but it seems that he is actually older than he looks.

After taking a last look at Terumi Mei and his party who had just left the village, this young man who came to the "Nation of Water" by some special means in a very short period of time according to the plan, Uchiha Itachi quietly moved towards Walk in the other direction of "Hidden Fog Village" until it disappears into the mist in the mountains.

The expedition ceremonies of Kazekage, Tukage, and Mizukage were all grand enough, and they all received blessings from everyone in the village, but in Yunyin Village, the "Country of Thunder" in the north of the "Country of Water", the fourth Raikage Ai obviously doesn't have this leisure interest.

"Ready, let's go"

"Wait, Raikage Dai..."

Boom Along with a loud noise, a huge crack suddenly appeared in the wall of the Raikage's office, and at the same time a figure jumped out like lightning. If you didn't know what happened here, you might think it was the Raikage's office. Maybe he was attacked by the enemy.

But inside the office, Nozomi, who was the Raikage guard, looked helplessly at the hole. After a moment, he said to Darui next to him: "Now you know why our annual maintenance costs are so high, right? Raikage-sama thinks that the action of twisting the door handle and opening the door to go out is too cumbersome."

"... Got it, let's go too, so as not to get lost."

Alas, after sighing, Nozomi and Darui quickly chased the Raikage out of the village and rushed towards the "Iron Kingdom" in the west.

It's just that after the three high-level officials of Yunyin Village left, as a few pieces of paper fell to the ground as if blown by the wind, the Xiao Nan who was wearing the uniform of "Second Generation Xiao" on the mountain not far away also Slowly opened his clear eyes.

Lei Ying has already left, and I should start to do it next.

After taking a look at the direction Lei Ying and the others were leaving, Xiaonan adjusted the windbreaker on her body casually, but the corners of her mouth raised slightly.

The "black background and white cloud" windbreaker they are wearing now is the new uniform of "Second Generation Akatsuki" developed by Yuxing himself. This windbreaker is based on the classic style and has many changes. The biggest change is just to change the "red cloud" It becomes a "white cloud" and that's it.

But although the style of the windbreaker has changed, for the current Xiaonan, she has regained the feeling of the past, the feeling of fighting with her companions for the same goal under the leadership of Yahiko.

This feeling made Xiao Nan feel motivated all over her body, so she immediately turned into a pile of paper and flew towards the distance, starting to carry out her task.

As the actual leaders of the four countries of "Wind", "Earth", "Thunder", and "Water" set off one after another, the entrance of Muye Village, the Land of Fire, located in the center of the world, was already crowded, and there was almost no place to stand. very scarce.

The Fifth Hokage Tsunade is about to set off to participate in the "Five Kages Conference". Such a big event is naturally a sensation in the whole village. If Tsunade and the others have not ordered it to be banned, the whole village may not have to run out to see her off.

But just as she was about to set off, Tsunade, who was standing at the entrance of the village with a package on her back, looked at the sky, then at Naruto who was also carrying a package and Jiraiya who was preaching to Naruto. She asked Shizune next to her in confusion: "Hinata hasn't come back yet?"

"This... the previous message said that she would be arriving soon, although I don't know how long she meant by it."

It was quite strange to say that Hokage was about to leave here, but Hinata, who was one of the guards, hadn't come back yet, which made Shizune feel anxious.

"Tsunade, if that doesn't work, let's find another guard. It's not like the Hyuga clan doesn't have anyone else they can use." At this time, two consultants also came to Tsunade and put forward very practical suggestions.

After all, in their opinion, Tsunade wanted Hinata to serve as a bodyguard just to please the Hyuga clan. Anyway, it wouldn't be a big problem to switch to another Hyuga clan member.

"Isn't there still five minutes left before departure? If no one comes after five minutes... well, that's"

However, just when Tsunade was about to delay for a while, a white shadow suddenly appeared in the sky and flew towards this direction at an extremely fast speed.

"There is an attack." Because the figure came so fast, many people standing at the entrance of the village immediately became agitated, but Tsunade and Jiraiya stretched out their hands towards them, stopping the counterattack that almost started over there. tide.

Whoosh Almost in an instant, a delicate and beautiful girl appeared in front of everyone, and then smiled at them.

"Sorry everyone, I was a little delayed on the road, but luckily I didn't miss the departure time."

Looking at the ninjas of Konoha Village who were stunned by him, Hinata, who had just rushed here from Kujo Village as fast as possible, touched his head with a somewhat embarrassed expression.

"Huh...what? It's scary."

After realizing that it was Hinata, Naruto, who was standing next to Jiraiya, stopped rubbing his balls halfway and felt a little relieved.

Perhaps because he was performing the "S-level mission" of "Guarding the Hokage", Naruto's nerves had already reached the extreme and he might explode at any time.

"Relax, relax, I'm familiar with Iron Country, there's nothing to worry about."

After reaching out to pat his senior brother on the shoulder, Hinata glanced slightly at Neji who was sneaking into the village from the other side, planning to go home and search for all the supplies before setting off to the target location, and then nodded faintly.

Because Hinata needs to accompany Tsunade all the way to the scene of the "Five Kages Conference", Neji has already handed over all the "Zhen Ren Dan" that he carries with him, so he still has to go home before going out.

"Very good, then let's go to the Kingdom of Iron and the location of the Five Shadows Conference"

"Oh"

Following Tsunade's inspiring declaration of departure, the Hokage of Konoha Village finally embarked on the road to the northern country of snow and wind. However, even Tsunade and Naruto could never have expected that on the way they would You will encounter something very strange...