Marvel's Fairy Chef

"You said that the guy who snatched the Rubik's Cube was at your place, and you also said that everything that just happened was a misunderstanding." Nick's mouth twitched during the phone call, misunderstanding, you balls, look at what that guy did, the headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D. It's all in ruins, okay? Why does this matter involve that cheating chef?

"Yes, and Loki also provided some information that you have always wanted to know, so you'd better come to my house now. By the way, remember to bring your SHIELD construction team with you." The chef ignored Nick on the phone. The roar was still minding its own business.

"Brother, this is what you said, he has a good relationship with that bureau." Loki listened to Nick's roar on the phone, and felt that the blackhead had more resentment towards the chef than he did.

"Well, I heard what this guy said himself. The last time he came to the prison to rescue me, he was related to SHIELD." Thor also looked at Fang Jie awkwardly, who was still making demands. By the way, you are dating. The SHIELD negotiations are still taking the opportunity to blackmail SHIELD. They actually want them to help repair the house. This has nothing to do with world peace.

"Captain, it looks like I have to trouble you to run away again." Nick, who smashed his cell phone into pieces, turned to look at Captain Rogers who was standing aside. Negotiations with aliens must be based on the premise of balanced strength of both parties, and he Apart from Captain America, there seemed to be no one else who could do anything with him. The latter had just beaten up the alien. If he brought Captain America to attend, at least he would not be at a disadvantage in terms of momentum.

"Okay, but you have to help me get a better iron pot. The pot just now was too rough," Rogers said, pointing to the broken black pot on the ground.

"Didn't we give you your shield?" Nick said that he couldn't understand Captain America who was fighting with a pot. You, a superhero, actually took a pot and smashed it. Isn't it a bit cheap?

"You said that shield? I remember Fang Jie used it as a pot lid, and I found that the pot seemed to be easier to use than the shield." Ever since he used the pot against Dr. Lizard, Rogers particularly liked the feeling of hitting people with the pot. , well it’s more exciting than holding a shield

Nick:

As dusk approached, a black helicopter with SHIELD printed on it landed on time in front of the chef's house. When the plane stopped, Nick took Rogers into the chef's temporary tent.

"Mr. Fang, we are here. Where is the alien?" Nick looked around the tent, and found that there was a big chef inside.

"What are you?" Rogers pointed at the chef's bald head, which was comparable to a hundred-watt incandescent lamp. "Why haven't we seen each other for a few days? Are you planning to become a monk?"

"This is an accident." The corner of the chef's mouth twitched. This captain really didn't like to pick up any of the pots.

"Fang, did you call us here just to see your new look?" Nick suppressed a smile. The chef's bald look looked so funny.

"Go away" Fang Jie finally felt what it felt like to be personally attacked.

"Loki, you are too good." Thor looked at the depressed Loki and his serious face turned into a lump of laughter. Unexpectedly, the god of deception and lies, who has never lost in games since he was a child, Today I will fall into the hands of two lolita.

"No, this game doesn't count, I just made a mistake." Loki, who was holding a handful of playing cards, had notes all over his forehead. Damn, these guys must have cheated. Why does this crazy card get stuck every time? in one's own hands

"Then let's do it again." Reina shuffled the cards and started dealing them again.

"Wait a minute, I will deal the cards this time." Loki stopped Rena's little hand, shuffled the playing cards again, and specially used his spiritual consciousness to do some tricks on the playing cards. I don't believe it will be me this time.

"Alas" Uncle Fu looked at Loki who was desperate to lose. His old face was full of sympathy. The card luck of these two lolita cannot be solved by just spending money.

"How could this happen?" Five minutes later, Loki looked at a lonely ghost card in his hand with a doubtful look on his face. There were also marks on it that he had made from the beginning, indicating that these two lolita did not cheat, but why did this happen in the end? A card will return to your hand. This is unscientific.

"Yeah, we won another quick note, quick note." Mindy excitedly took a piece of paper and slapped it on the last empty space on the left side of Loki's face.

"I don't believe it anymore, keep going." The crazy Rocky shuffled and dealt the cards again

The scene returned to the chef finishing the phone call. Loki, who was idle and bored, saw two lolita and Dr. Banner playing cards in the corner. This was the first time Loki had seen this card game, so he went up to watch two games out of curiosity, and finally laughed at Banner for not even being able to win two lolita games.

Banner was also speechless. He seemed to have never won when playing cards with these two girls, so he said to Loki who was laughing at him, "If you have the ability, come here." So Loki could not extricate himself from the bitterness of failure.

"This" When the chef brought Nick and others to the inner courtyard, everyone finally saw the evil god Loki who had turned into a paper man, and Thor who had a wry smile on his side.

"Loki, S.H.I.E.L.D. is here, can you tell me the news?" The chef looked at Loki, whose face was covered with notes. How dare you play cards with these two lolita? You don't know them. Is she the illegitimate daughter of Lady Luck?

Speaking of which, the chef taught the two lolita to play this card game, but the chef regretted it that night. The luck of these two girls at cards is as good as cheating. I actually didn't win a single game all night, even if I cheated. The chef, who usually steals cards, actually made more than a hundred mistakes in one night. , every time the cards either fell to the ground or were blown out by the wind. In short, various accidents always made the chef's cheating methods ineffective. In the end, the chef came to the conclusion that these two girls must be the illegitimate daughters of the goddess of luck.

"Stop talking, it's my turn to draw a card." Loki looked at the last playing card left in his hand. This was the closest he got to winning. As long as he got the three of diamonds, he would win. The ghost card that I marked is now on the left. As long as I get the card on the right, I will win.

"It's close, it's close again." Loki's trembling right hand slowly reached for the unmarked playing card: "God, I'm finally going to win."

"Loki, why haven't you come back yet?" Just as Loki grabbed the three of diamonds, Odin's voice rang in Loki's ears. As a result, Loki, who was unprepared, gave away the ghost card with a shake of his hand. opened

"I" was extremely depressed. Loki opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of old blood. He wouldn't be so playful.

"Loki, are you okay?" Half an hour later, Loki finally woke up under a bucket of cold water from the chef. However, Loki, who woke up, seemed to still be immersed in the shadow just now, and was still muttering about impossibility and certain things. Asgard’s unique national curse

"What else can I ask?" Nick looked at the absent-minded evil god. Why can't this guy think about dealing with these abnormal creatures?

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