Under the Bamboo Forest of Naruto

In the pit, the voice of the landlady came, shouting: "My lord, do me a favor, this thing has been unearthed!"

Land Land, as the name suggests, the land god has some mana in the land, and can move stone statues out through the veins of the earth.But when the stone statue came out of the ground, the land god was having a hard time, so he called Zhang Tianci for help.

Zhang Tianci hurriedly jumped down the pit, but when he saw the stone statue, he couldn't help crying!

The stone statue was huge, an exaggerated kneeling statue, with short legs curled up under the buttocks, and a long upper body.In fact, this shape is closer to a bust.But this half of the stone statue is twice the size of the human body, weighing more than five hundred catties!

Zhang Tianci couldn't get this big guy out by himself, so he called Niu Zhiyuan for help.

Niu Zhiyuan is a farmer, and he is in his prime, so he naturally has strength.

But Zhang Tianci and Niu Zhiyuan joined forces, together with Land Po and Gong Zigui Tian Xiaohe, they still couldn't lift the stone statue out.

Susu had no choice but to make a move, pulled out the dragon rope from her waist, wrapped it around the neck of the stone statue, and lifted it vigorously.

This dragon rope is the dragon's tendon pulled from the evil dragon's body last time as a trophy in Kunlun Mountains.Zhang Tianci used nitrate salt and spices to remove the fishy smell of the dragon tendon, and made it softer, turning it into a soft rope, and gave it to Susu as a self-defense weapon.The dragon rope is more than two feet long, soft and tough, and can be wrapped around the waist, Susu likes it very much.

It's a pity that today's dragon ropes are used to restrain the stone statues, and it is inevitable that they will be stained with a little stench.

Everyone worked together and finally got the stone statue out.

When the shrew over there, Yin Shi, saw the statue, she immediately froze, looked at it stupidly, and was as silent as the stone statue.

Zhang Yuelian turned on the strong flashlight to shine on the stone statue, and said with a smile: "There have been many shrews in the past and present, but the shrew who was erected by later generations is probably the Yin family of the Yang family. Pb Let me see if this stone statue is handsome , how about the carving skills?"

Yin Shi dared not speak out, bowed her head and was speechless.

The stone statue was covered with black soil, which gave off a faint stench.This is no wonder, because the place where the stone statue was buried was a former cesspit, so the soil was black and smelly.

Zhang Tianci folded some fresh mahogany branches to make a broom to clean the surface of the stone statue.

Niu Zhiyuan was not idle either, he grabbed a handful of grass and cleaned it up on top of the stone statue.

After a long time, the stone statue was finally cleaned up, and the lower script engraved on the back of the stone statue gradually revealed.

Zhang Tianci cleaned up further, using small branches to remove the soil in the joints to make the handwriting clearer.

Everyone looked at it together, but saw that behind the stone statue was a very long text, densely packed together.

Zhang Tianci took a look, then turned to look at the shrew Yin, and said with a smile, "Is Mrs. Yang literate? Come, come, read this to me."

Yin lowered her head and said, "I can't read, I can't read."

"That's good. If you don't know how to read, I'll read it to you! Brother Niu, listen to it too." Zhang Tianci sneered, took the flashlight and illuminated the text on the back of the stone statue, and read it in a rhythmic tone:

"The way of heaven transforms all things, relying heavily on Kuncheng; a man's ambition is everywhere, and he needs help from within. Only because of the affection of his sons and daughters, he makes the hero short-tempered. Sitting on the bed, even King Kong has to lower his eyebrows. Poisonous smoke from the bottom of the pot means that the iron man has no strengths The pestle of the autumn anvil can be used, but it does not smash the clothes of the moon night;

Xiaoshou went away, and went straight to the shuttle on behalf of Meng's mother; the woman sang and the husband followed, and wanted to start Zhou Po's ceremony.How can it be that the air of fat and powder is not powerful but prestige?Hu Nai's dirty body makes him shudder?The general's spirit is like thunder and lightning, and once he enters the atrium, he immediately returns to the land of nothing; the adult's face is frosty, and when he reaches the bedroom door, there is something that cannot be asked.It's time: there are so many guts in the ground, and there are even more shocks in the sky.Those who can still understand: why not prostrate and take refuge when the witch comes to the moon?The most wronged person: Doves come to the world with their heads in a dish, and they also want to offer fragrant flowers!

... Hearing the roar of an angry lion, the two holes will touch the sky; listening to the crowing of the hen, the five bodies will fall to the ground.The sour wind blows the spring of the remnant Qi Pavilion; the sea of ​​vinegar floods the moon that breaks the blue bridge.

Alas!A century-old mandarin couple has turned into a gangrene of the bone; five taels of deer skin, or the pain of buying and peeling the bed.Such is the case with a beard like a halberd, who is as brave as a fighter?I don't dare to cut off the evil embryo under the stable; who can cut off the evil root in the silkworm room?The Detachment of Women is rampant and violent, and there is no way to heal jealousy; the rouge tiger devours all living beings, and there are boats to cross the lost.

--Huh!May these chapters of Baye Yewen be sprinkled as a drop of poplar water! "

After Zhang Tianci finished reading, the audience fell silent.

Everyone is literate, so it is not a big problem to understand this article.Only Niu Zhiyuan was not good enough, but he could understand the general meaning.

Zhang Tianci looked at the back of the stone statue and said, "This article is called the Miaoyin Jing, also called Beiyewen, and it is specially written for shrews and men who fear guilt."

"The article is a good article, but this point of view is from the past and does not conform to the current concept. In addition, it also has the meaning of contempt for us female compatriots." Jin Siyu thought for a while and said.

"People in the past were always somewhat chauvinistic, don't be as knowledgeable as them." Zhang Tianci also became "fearful" and said with a smile.

Land couples laugh together.

Zhang Tianci stared, and asked, "What are you laughing at? Think about what to do with this stone statue, do you want to destroy it?"

"This stone statue cannot be smashed, because the man in Longgang Village still needs treatment for his osteoarthritis, and he needs this stone statue." The land lady stepped forward and said:

"The real man doesn't know that the stone statue itself is used to persuade the world, and there is no evil spirit on it. It's just that the shrew Yin is attached to it, and with the help of the stone statue, it absorbs everyone's incense. As long as the shrew is caught, it will be Drain from the bottom of the pot, the stone statue will not do evil."

Zhang Tianci took a look at Niu Zhiyuan, stroked his chin, and asked, "Is there any cure for wife fear?"

"Of course there is. The prescription is very simple. Use this rubbing of the Bayewen, burn it to ashes, mix it with the dew on the willow branches in the morning, and give it to men and women in Longgang Village to drink it. It is a good thing to heal a man's cartilage and relieve a woman's jealousy," said the landlady.

"It's so amazing? Then I'll keep some rubbings for later use. When the husband and wife quarrel, I'll give my wife a bowl first." Zhang Tianci looked at Jin Siyu and said.

"How dare you, I won't drink it!" Jin Siyu rolled his eyes and smiled.

"If you don't drink it, I will drink it, it's the same." Zhang Tianci smiled and said, "In this way, this stone statue is really going to stay. First, it has the function of curing jealousy. Second, it is also a Cultural relics. But here comes the problem, where should I keep it? I can’t take such a big thing to Longhu Mountain.”

The old man of the land stepped forward and saluted, "If you don't worry, the real man, you can give us the stone statue. We will take it back and bury it under the temple of the earth to ensure that it will not be damaged."