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"So this is your preparation?"

Diana looked at Qiao Wei, her face couldn't help but become distorted. .1kanshu

After receiving the oracle from Zeus, Diana, with the help of a group of Amazons, made extremely detailed preparations for the war.

She took off her simple hunting attire, stepped on the winged shoes given by Hermes himself, put the mantra lasso around her waist, held the Vulcan sword in her right hand that could cut from the subatomic level, and carried a sword with incomparable edge on her left arm. The sharp divine shield can be said to be extremely armed.

And just when Diana wanted to take all the artifacts of Paradise Island with her, Jovi, who was favored by God King Zeus, was lying in the pool with a comfortable face, holding in one hand the wine brewed by Dionysus, the god of wine. Wine, and a few skewers of Greek-style barbecue called "Souvlaki" in the other hand. I ate it happily, as if I was on vacation.

Facing Diana's question, Qiao Wei didn't show any embarrassment on his face. Instead, he took another sip of wine and asked slowly: "Miss Diana, have you heard the story about Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin?"

"I've never heard of it. Is this your Sokovian legend?"

"No, no," Qiao Wei waved his hand and swam gently to the shore. "This is an ancient Eastern story. It tells the story of a warrior named 'Jing Ke' who went to assassinate Qin Shihuang."

Considering that Diana may not know the great deeds of Qin Shihuang at all, Qiao Wei also half-truths and half-false popular science: "Qin Shihuang was the ruler of the ancient East. About two thousand years ago, he conquered the entire Eastern Continent. After that, he cut off the Fantasy Tree, which is something similar to the World Tree, and made the elixir of immortality. Then he built a planetary defense device called the 'Great Wall' along the earth's orbit, and made A large number of automatic war puppets called 'Terracotta Warriors' attempt to rule the entire planet..."

Diana didn't know anything about FGO, let alone Lao Xu and Miraculous Dongchu. She couldn't help but open her mouth when she heard Qiao Wei's half-truth and half-false historical science. You know, even the God King Zeus is This is so powerful.

"What kind of warrior dares to assassinate such a king?"

the young Amazon asked innocently.

Qiao Wei glanced at the deceived Wonder Woman and said: "The warrior named 'Jing Ke' was originally a ranger in the market of Yan State. He liked drinking and drank and had fun with the musician Gao Jianli every day. Even if The same was true after agreeing to the request of the Crown Prince of Yan to assassinate Qin Shihuang..."

Most of the stories Diana had heard before were about the troubled parents of the "Zeus family". Although there were heroic achievements such as "The Twelve Trials of Gris" during this period, her ears were already raw from hearing them. Besides, These stories are not as exciting as Qiao Wei's "science fiction version" of Jing Ke's assassination of Qin.

As Qiao Wei spoke, he paid attention to the changes in Diana's expression.

I saw the majestic Wonder Woman first with a gloomy expression because of Fan Yuqi's suicide; then her eyes widened with anger because of Yishui's generous song of "A strong man is gone and never comes back" when he bid farewell; when Qiao Wei talked about Jing Ke carrying Zhan When the ship's sword chased Qin Shihuang and forced Qin Shihuang to "go to the ship", Diana simply pulled out the Vulcan sword, wishing to replace it with Jing Ke; and after Jing Ke failed to assassinate Qin, this Amazon warrior The whole person became depressed.

After a long while, Diana regained some energy and asked: "What is your purpose in telling this story?"

Qiao Wei took a bite of the kebab and said, "Of course, do you know why Jing Ke did not hone his sword skills after accepting the task of assassinating the King of Qin? Instead, he asked the Crown Prince of Yan for a lot of famous wines, delicacies, cars and beauties? That's right. In order to wash away the murderous aura from his body and make Qin Shihuang relax his vigilance."

As he spoke, Qiaowei looked at Diana's artifacts up and down, shook his head deliberately and said in disdain: "Look at you again, what are you wearing on your body? Dracula is not stupid, he may be afraid when he sees you. You've run away a long time ago...wait, what are you doing?"

"Take off your clothes. Didn't you say you want to wash away the murderous aura?"

Diana said ignorantly, then looked at the sword and buckler in her hand, and suddenly came back to her senses. Also, it’s so inconvenient to take off clothes while holding a sword and shield.

She inserted the Vulcan Sword into the belt on the back of the shield, then looked around again, and finally decided to place the sword and shield by the pool. After all, it would be easier to pick it up later after "washing away the murderous aura".

"Wait, don't come over yet!"

Qiao Wei hurriedly swam to the other side of the pool, trying to put on clothes and escape from Diana's sight, but he never expected that his actions just caught Diana's attention.

The Amazon Princess's keen eyes penetrated the light blue water of the pool, and she asked innocently: "Do you think you are typical of your gender?"

Jovi's whole body froze. He was actually very reluctant to talk about this topic. During the day, a female warrior said that "Mr. Wilson" had her pelvis broken, which made him lose his fantasy about Wonder Woman a long time ago.

Just kidding, an ordinary Amazon could break his pelvis, but the demigod Diana would be able to break his pelvis.

But this matter is related to the dignity of men, how can Qiao Wei escape?

"I should have twice as much as the average."

Jovi's shameless remarks obviously caught Diana's attention, and the young Amazon suddenly made a very constructive suggestion, "Do you need me to find a medical officer to cut it for you?"

"Cut, cut?"

"Yes," Diana said, hammering her breastplate. "To facilitate shooting, the female warriors in the tribe who are too old will cut off this part. You men will do the same, after all, it is in that position. It’s very inconvenient to walk.”

Qiao Wei was determined to educate the princess in front of her about physical science, but Diana's hand was already on the hilt of the Vulcan Sword.

He didn't know that Diana was about to put down the sword and shield in her hand. He thought that the Amazon princess was going to take action directly, so he quickly explained: "No, no need, I am a mage. You know the mage, the body is not strong at all." The kind that joins the fight!”

"Mage?"

"Yes, I am a mage!" Qiao Wei was afraid that Diana would not believe it, so he quickly summoned the black shadow No. , "Look, this is my summon."

"Just such a little thing?"

small thing?

Qiao Wei looked towards the position of the black figure No. , but who knew that the black figure standing there was not a black figure of the same stature as Qiao Wei, but a short humanoid individual.

This humanoid individual is just over one meter tall and is wearing white clothes, but the hat is transparent, with golden lines outlining its shape. If you ignore the white gem in the center of the hat, this humanoid individual actually looks like Jojo Kishibe Rohan's stand-in "Heaven's Gate" in the original work is exactly the same.

"Is this the result of assimilation?"

Qiao Wei suddenly stood up from the pool, and then hurriedly sat back down.

Diana actually pulled out the Vulcan Sword!