Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

Ultron held Dai Xia Po in his hand, and a pair of red mechanical pupils stared at him, as if looking for something. He put his face close to Dai Xia Po, and the other person couldn't help but scream in shock. .shung

Isn't this iron sheet really designed to satisfy any special hobby?

Although he is no longer an innocent little virgin after wearing the amulet, it does not mean that he is willing to accept both men and women. What's more, this is a robot!

Ultron stuck out his mechanical tongue, seemingly analyzing the smell of the air around Dai Xiapo. At least Qi Liao, who was standing next to him, looked a little confused. Not only was this scene not dangerous, but it was a bit ridiculous. He couldn't help but start thinking, if Dai Xiapo was sacrificed, would Ultron leave after feeling happy?

At this moment, Ultron casually threw Dai Xiapo away, and his body smashed against the wall, wailing, "Just wait, I will convert you into a toilet one day when I get rich!"

"You are also very lucky. I dropped you twice and you are still fine." Ultron said the first sentence. His voice was very strange, like the voice from the radio in the 90s, and it would still come from time to time. The buzzing sound of bad signal.

"You will not be my opponent, just go ahead and capture me. This is also the most effective plan calculated by the system."

"Do you think we might be captured and killed by you?" Qi Liao was speechless for a while. Although he was panicking inside, he still couldn't help but want to complain about such clichéd villain lines.

"This is what I think is the strangest thing about human beings. You will never choose the most appropriate and effective way to solve a problem. You know exactly what the future will be like, but you insist on choosing the stupidest way..."

In the Women's Federation movie, Ultron was created by Iron Man Tony and entered a decree to protect world peace. However, in the process of constantly calculating how to protect mankind most efficiently, Ultron came to the conclusion that the only way to destroy everything in the world was to Living beings are the answer to true peace in this world.

Qi Liao understood this and fell into silence. However, after hearing what Ul Chuang said, Dai Xia Po suddenly said to Ul Chuang.

"Tiepi, do you know a very famous story in the human world?"

Ultron was stunned for a moment, and then said, "My main program is connected to the host of the entire world. There is no story in this world that I don't know."

"Don't rush to a conclusion. Have you ever heard it? You'll know after I tell you it once."

Ultron thought for a while and said, "Okay, you are in doom anyway. Then you start talking."

"Once upon a time, a young man asked the Zen Master: What should I do if I have noble aspirations and can emerge from the mud untainted and cannot tolerate this filthy world?

The Zen master took out a bag and asked the young man to put the garbage in the house. The young man quickly filled it. The Zen master took out another bag and asked him to repeat. "

Ultron thought for a while and said, "I know what this Zen master means is to warn this young man that as long as he has a broad enough mind, he can accommodate the world."

"But this doesn't explain anything, because the world has given humans too many opportunities, but the results you have achieved have been minimal."

Dai Xiapo sneered at this moment and said, "Don't worry, listen to me. The young man said the same thing as you, but the Zen master just shook his head, pointed at the bag and said, what I want to say is, pretend, why don't you keep pretending? .”

Ultron was stunned for a moment, and the program quickly analyzed what he said, and quickly understood that Dai Xiapo's words were actually a sarcasm. What he just said was all bragging.

Qi Liao understood it much faster than Ultron, which made him start to sigh. It was great to see this guy Xia Po, but the question was, is it really good to make Ultron angry at this time?

Qi Liao seriously suspected that there was a negative emotion value system in Dai Xiapo's body that was silently collecting negative emotions in order to prepare for the final blow. Otherwise, he really can't understand what this idiot is doing now.

Ultron's face became a little ugly, but unfortunately there was no emotional change visible under his mechanical appearance. His red eyes stared at Qi Liao and the two of them. He raised his hands, and the mechanical arms were transformed into two continuously rotating chainsaws at this moment.

A buzzing roar reached the ears of the two of them. Dai Xiapo was completely confused at this time. While covering his wounds, he pointed at Ultron's hands that turned into chainsaws in shock and asked, "Why, this guy doesn't Is it supposed to be a shameless robot? Why does a shy robot have this thing? What is this? A rich woman’s happy ball, a rich woman’s happy saw after the happy pliers?”

Before Qi Liao could answer, Ultron leaned down and rushed towards the two of them, smashing all the obstacles on the road with the rotating chainsaw.

Qi Liao knew that he could not fight against such a thing, even though he could still find the iron rod like that just now. But even with that thing, they still can't get in at all, so they will just become canned products, okay?

So in the clouds and mist, the two of them were forced to play a cat and mouse game with Ultron. There is no way, the front is just right. It's like playing a game. How can you compete with 98k if you don't even have a frying pan? The equipment is not equal at all, what a fool!

But even if they focused on escaping, they soon discovered that even running away was no match for Ultron. This was not to say that they lacked exercise, but mainly because Ultron's legs were too long.

The speed of a robot over two meters tall is not just talk. And no matter how fast humans are, they will never be able to beat a tireless robot in a long game.

Soon, Qi and Liao were forced into a dead end by Ultron. The chainsaw in Ultron's hand roared, his head tilted, looking at Qi Liao and Qi Liao from all directions.

For some reason, Qi Liao always felt that the Ultron in front of her was a little different from the one in the Women's Federation. It seemed to be a little less spiritual than that one.

To put it simply, it's a bit silly, just like at this moment Ultron's head keeps swinging to lock them, but his two eyes are scattered and not focused.

There are also many small details that give people a clumsy feeling, which is far from the real-life agility in the movie.

Dai Xiapo pulled Qi Liao's sleeve and asked, "Do you have any other jokes? Let's use them to fool him for a while. I'll see if there is any other way to escape."

Qi Liao: "This really doesn't exist..."

His face was completely dark after wearing the amulet, and he cried, "I don't want to die with a man at the last second, dying on a woman's belly is my pursuit!!"

Qi Liao "......"

Qi Liao: "I'm so sorry. It seems you are going to die in peace."

"Qi Liao, do you think I'm miserable? Why don't you dress up as a woman and show me now? I'll force you to think of me as a girl."

The expression on Qi Liao's face began to lose its calmness, "What are you thinking about? Besides, where can I find women's clothes at this time?"

As he spoke, Dai Xiapo took out a set of floral skirts from his body, and there were even two options for Qi Liao to choose from.

Qi Liao "???"

"Where did you get these things from?"

"Of course I brought it with me. The things are here. After you disguise yourself as a woman, your brother will die soon. No one will reveal your secret. Come on."

The expression on Qi Liao's face was completely unstable at this moment. He said word for word, "Why the hell are you carrying women's stockings with you and not even a weapon for self-defense?!!"