Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast
19. Ask netizens about the Women’s Federation timeline
Even though Qi Liao had explained that this was not for him to eat alone, the girl selling the elbow still refused to let him go. .shung
"Impossible, uncle, you don't look like you have a girlfriend, do you?"
Qi Liao "???"
So, girl, I’m just here to take care of your business. Do you have any grudge against me when you say this?
Same thing just now, tell me where I gained weight? I don't look much older than you, do I? What's your name? Call me handsome! Call me suave, handsome, mighty, the most handsome guy in the universe!
However, it was already getting late, and Qi Liao didn't want to go too far to go to another store, so he finally bought the last remaining elbow.
Just as he was leaving with his things, he vaguely heard the little girl selling elbows muttering, "Obviously the store manager promised that if the store closes and still can't sell, the elbows will be mine."
Qi Liao was sweating in his heart, but he heard the girl continue to say, "Okay now, it seems I can only buy another one to make a video and upload it. I don't know how many double-clicks I can get."
Qi Liao suddenly felt less guilty... That girl was also a pretty good-looking child, so it was better not to let her go and harm the old men.
"In the final analysis, if you want to be successful in making videos, I advise you to show off your flesh." Qi Lioti thought lightly in his heart, flexing his elbows. Well, of course, the meat must be exposed in mukbang videos, and it should be as white and tender as possible, so as to arouse people's desire to the greatest extent. Desire for food.
"Here we come, brother." Qi Liao felt more and more like a wise man, thinking that he could play feeding with the Yuan Devouring Beast, which made his originally heavy heart feel much happier.
However, when it comes to pleasure... He obviously spent a lot of money to buy the elbow for the Yuan Devouring Beast to satisfy his greed. Now he feels happy in his heart. The Yuan Devouring Beast didn't give him any pleasure value here.
This little ancestor is hard to take care of...
After returning home, the element-devouring beast immediately jumped on the dining table, but after all, it had walked outside once, and stepped on the cat's footprints as it walked on the dining table.
Qi Liao was so angry that he didn't even care that this was a cat that could easily cut himself into pieces like a cucumber. He grabbed it and slipped into the kitchen like Huanong carrying a bamboo rat.
I soaked the whole Yuan Devouring Beast in the sink where vegetables and fruits are washed in the kitchen. During this period, I kept receiving messages from the Yuan Devouring Beast.
"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 0"
"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 0"
"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 0"
"........."
These pleasure value news really made Qi Liao very angry. He understood that even if his pleasure value had not been used up by buying anything, it would probably be cleared after taking this bath!
What the hell, it’s so hard to earn pleasure points by yourself, you have to work so hard to please this little ancestor, and you have to teach him to be a new person and start all over again with just a basin of water?
By the way, didn’t others say that your cats are made of liquid? You tell me why you hate water when it’s all liquid!
"Egg Yolk, let me ask you, when you lived with Carol before, didn't she help you take a bath?" Qi Liao said sadly. He kept looking at the continuous pleasure value messages on the screen. He really Such heartache!
"Didn't I tell you? It was Gugu who lived with Carol before, not me!" The element-devouring beast's voice was obviously a little depressed, and suddenly it exclaimed, "Ah...bastard, don't touch me so low. ah."
Qi Liao "......"
"Also, I told you several times that you are not allowed to call me Egg Yolk!"
"Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 0"
After serving the little ancestor to bathe, change clothes and eat, Qi Liao turned around and returned to his room, turned on the computer and visited his mother.
Enter the keyword "Captain America 3", but all the posts on the Internet are asking when Captain America will be released, without exception. It seems that the only person in the world who knows that there was a civil war between the Avengers is Qi Liao.
Although Qi Liao found some movies that claimed to be "Captain America III", after opening them, they were all pornographic and marginal movie websites without exception.
Qi Liao collected the website in despair and began to fall into deep thought quietly.
Is he really the only one left in the world who still remembers the content after Women's Federation II? Listening to Tony's words, the current time point is still at the time when Ultron has just been killed. Spider-Man has known Tony a long time ago, so it's okay for Tony to mention him.
Black Panther and Shock Troopers actually have little connection with the follow-up plot of Women's Federation, so it is understandable that they are retained. Of course, all the spoiler eggs in the movie have been replaced.
However, since these films have been deleted by an invisible force, does this mean that the subsequent direction of the Avengers will follow the direction in the film?
Or is this equivalent to an invisible force going back in time, changing the world line, and allowing them to start a new and different story?
When it comes to time, perhaps Doctor Strange must be mentioned. Although at this point in time, Strange has not yet met the Avengers, but he has not seen them, which does not mean that they do not exist.
This man's movie was preserved because it had nothing to do with the plot. He wore a forgiveness-colored time gem on his chest. Every time the time gem flashed, Qi Liao wanted to shout.
"It's green, it's green, Doctor Strange is green! I'm a new version of the ship you've never played before, with equipment recycling and free trade. I'm a brother, so come and kill me."
But to be honest, this time stone has a weird shape when it starts to glow. If Qi Qi was given another leather case at this time, Qi Liao would jump to Ultraman next door in a matter of minutes.
Combined with the cover that covers the gems, this looks so similar to the headlamp that glows red when Ultraman has no energy!
But just thinking about it, Qi Liao didn't think that this strange thing could be used to go back in time for such a long time with the time stone. After all, even if he became the Supreme Mage, he was still just a mortal.
When Doctor Strange and Wang fought together to rewind time, the nosebleeds on his face were so intense that they almost flowed out.
Although it is not ruled out that he could not control his excitement when he saw Wang's body... Ahem, what are you thinking, both of them are obviously men.
Qi Liao posted a post out of boredom, asking netizens if they still knew about the plots of Captain America III and Thor III. Then all kinds of news came one after another.
"Huh? Brother, you're still waiting to see Captain America III. I'm afraid you're thinking nonsense. It's been so many years and you've long since given up. Just wait and see Women's Federation."
"What I said upstairs is not accurate. I heard that the directors, the Russo Brothers, are already in intensive planning and are expected to meet with us soon."
"It doesn't exist. Russell's mouth is a liar. Do you think they will really give it to you for free?"
"Good riddance, old man."
"Just think about it. Don't be in a hurry. You might as well raise Kun with me while you wait for the update. My Kun Kun has already reached level . Click and play Kun with me."
"Upstairs, playing Kun is out of date. "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" is officially in open beta. Men just play Yang Guo's big eagle with their aunts."
"........."
Finally, ending with a post about x, Qi Liao suddenly looked at the post that he had no idea when it had been reduced to an advertising post, and fell into deep thought.
Qi Liao: "Uh, so, is there any ambiguity in playing with the eagle with my aunt?"
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