Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

On the paper that appeared out of thin air, the first few characters on it were "Declaration on my voluntary signing of the regulations to transform into the Black Demon Fairy". .1kanshu

"Warning, warning, system error, automatic virus scan, reload program."

Qi Liao "......"

What the hell, can it still get better?

It’s different from the novel. The style of my system seems wrong? !

This reinstallation did not take too long, and the agreement was quickly signed.

"The system has been concluded. The Chaoyang City system reminds you that there are thousands of cat pettings, and safety is the first priority. If cat petting is not standardized, your loved ones will shed tears."

Qi Liao "......"

"Is this all over? I don't feel any difference, and there is no menu to exchange for fruits, abilities, etc."

"Also, let me ask, what if I didn't find out about the Black Demon Fairy just now and signed it directly?"

The system's indifferent mechanical voice came through his mind, "Of course it means literally, the host will become the Black Demon Fairy, transform into a beautiful boy dressed as a woman, and save the Demon Fairy Castle."

When Qi Liao heard these words, he couldn't help but take a breath. At this moment, "chickens fly and eggs beat," flashed in his mind, "fortunately, cutting will last forever", "the day of hoeing is at noon", "egrets ascending to the blue sky" ” and other words.

However, the system does exist, but what is its use? According to others, having a system is equivalent to having immortality. How about... go jump off a building first?

Forget it, if you die, then you can play Dafa... Since it is called the cat-cat system, it should be related to the orange cat in your house, right?

"If you don't understand, what the hell, just pet it, and then go hand out flyers!" Qi Liao gave up thinking, recalling the feeling of petting the cat, and walked towards the cat with a lewd smile.

"Human, why don't you give up?" The orange cat saw Qi Liao walking towards it, its eyes filled with indifference.

"Huh? Give up, what are you talking about? If you don't masturbate if you have a cat, then what's the law? Will you give up the meat in front of you so easily?!"

"Hey hey hey, little baby, don't run away, even if you shout till you break your throat today..."

"..." Qi Liao was stunned for a few seconds. He rolled his eyes and realized that things were not simple.

"Wait, did you speak just now???"

"You, can you understand me?"

There was a little surprise in the orange cat's tone, but his face still had an indifferent expression of "mind my business." Qi Liao suspected that he had facial paralysis.

Qi Liao took advantage of this moment and pounced on the orange cat. He opened his hands to the left and right and started a pleasant journey of stroking the cat.

The orange cat was caught off guard and knocked to the ground. Qi Liao took the opportunity to scratch its belly, making it feel a little itchy.

"You actually took the opportunity to make a sneak attack. You are so despicable, ah!"

At this moment, a piece of information suddenly appeared in my mind: "Pleasure value from the element-devouring beast, 11."

There is no doubt that this is the ability brought by his system. Qi Liao, an otaku who has read too many novels, accepted it quite quickly.

But, what is the use of this data?

This question made him deep in thought, and his movements were much slower. He looked at his main menu carefully, and there was only one message like this, with a line of small characters written below for the balance, 11.

Playing like a dog? Gone? Is there no other window? ! Don't talk about the lottery. I can't even buy a piece of fruit?

"System, system, come out and explain what this is? Do you dare to add anything to the control panel?"

"Actually, it's not just these. Host, you didn't observe carefully. There are other things on the control panel. There is a hidden button just below the balance."

The system spoke unhurriedly. If the tone before had always been a cold machine tone, then the tone at this moment was very much like the customer service lady I met when making a complaint.

"Hmph, you actually know how to use the voice of a young lady to fool me. It's not a good system at first glance." Qi Liao hummed, but it was still very useful, and he followed the system's instructions honestly.

"Then what will come out of my store? Will there be star fruits, or martial arts secrets? Or cultivation points?"

I clicked on the well-hidden button with great expectation, and saw the main menu switching rapidly, and soon revealed what it should look like.

"adehuaxia"

Qi Liao "......"

God is made in China, how about playing with it? I don’t care which country it’s made in! Is this what I want? I want a store! Hey! I need to change something. Hello.

The system's voice changed again, back to an indifferent mechanical voice, and said words that Qi Liao thought were extremely vicious.

"The host's body does not have enough pleasure to masturbate, so the store cannot be unlocked."

"The pleasure value of cat masturbation in the host body is only 11. To start the store, you need to reach the cat masturbation pleasure value of 500 to unlock it."

Qi Liao "... even repeated it twice."

"Friendly reminder, do you want to recharge?"

Qi Liao "???"

Qi Liao "!!!"

"Why are everything I encounter so hardcore?? Dad Ma loves me again?"

"Host, recharging can make you stronger. We are currently holding a New Year's event. All you need is..."

The system's alluring voice was alluring, but Qi Liao always reminded himself that if he listened to it, there would be hell ahead.

The customer service lady finally tore off her hypocrisy and revealed her ugly face.

"Do you know why, after you have said so many and so tempting things, I still remain calm and indifferent, and even want to eat hot dogs?"

"Because you think I'm so rich that I can recharge it? Doesn't it cost money to raise a cat? What it eats is more expensive than what I eat! Do you understand the pain of raising a cat? Do you understand?"

Qi Liao couldn't help but burst into tears when he recalled the overdraft phone bills he had spent month after month and the six bank cards that repaid each other.

"But this system does not accept monetary transactions, so the host does not need to worry."

"Don't accept money transactions?" Qi Liao was stunned for a moment, then said, "But why do I feel more uneasy, but let me ask, what do you accept?"

"Life span. One year of life can be exchanged for the pleasure value of a cat."

Qi Liao couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, "What a scam?! One pleasure point a year, why don't you go and grab it?!"

"Host, we have a formal business and development license, and our store is not illegal."

"I beg you, please be a human being. Do you think these are still human words?"

"Host, this system is not a human being, and what it speaks is not human."

Qi Liao couldn't help but take a breath again and praised, "What you said makes so much sense! It's well-founded and convincing!"

"Our store is holding a New Year's promotion event. Recharge and get free. The quantity is limited. First come, first served."

"Well, it will take a hundred years to recharge for yuan. When the account is paid, I will be dead. It's great."

"According to the data when fused with the host, the host's lifespan is insufficient and the rechargeable balance is limited."

Qi Liao "......"

Qi Liao: "Excuse me, can you receive my negative emotion value?"