Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

Qi Liao "......"

There was a busy signal from customer service on the other side of the phone, and the system said, "Oh, he hung up. .1kanshu"

"I can see this kind of thing, so I don't need you to remind me?!" Qi Liao took a breath of air and said, "Also, why did you use a phone to notify it in the end? Do you know that you are highly intelligent? Shouldn’t it be more high-end?!”

"For example... flying pigeons delivering messages?"

"Let me ask you a question." Qi Liao ignored what the other party said, "Is this a long-distance roaming call?"

"More than that, the host charges an interstellar fee! I forgot to tell you, just for this phone call, you will be charged 20 cat-lugging pleasure points."

"Okay, stop pretending." Qi Liao didn't want to continue playing with it, "I know you are the system intelligence, right? You are the only one who is so cheap. I don't believe that a dead program will explain to me seriously. so much."

"Ah, ah." The system understood that it had been exposed, so it restored the cat's voice.

This guy seems to have regarded the cat's voice as his own!

This made Qi Liao extremely painful, but he was helpless. In fact, he actually enjoyed the system using the cat's voice to act coquettishly to him.

This is probably done intentionally by the system. Qi Liao felt that if he was willing to pay the pleasure value, the system would use the cat's voice to accompany him to complete some bold ideas.

Moreover, China currently does not have a complete criminal law in this regard.

"I was discovered by the host, so there is nothing I can do. I haven't seen you for a long time. Did the host miss me?"

Qi Liao controlled his emotions, tried his best to speak eloquently, and said "Go away" with full of emotion.

"Host, you won't find a boyfriend if you are so fierce, eh eh eh." Mao'er's voice said this. Qi Liao knew that he would never hear such words from the real Mao'er in his entire life.

It's not that Mao'er is annoying him so he can't hear it, it's just because Mao'er has such a personality, she's not the person who would say such things at all.

Qi Liao was in a daze for a while, and repeatedly warned himself that the voice was not a cat, but a robot with a cat voice. Even if it had to be a real person, it must be a big man with a foot-picking voice.

"Ahem, stop talking nonsense and tell me how to unlock the store?" Qi Liao tried his best to say in an impatient voice. Although he was trying his best to perform, his tone had already lost his temper.

"Unlock the store?" The system projected an eyebrow-raised facial expression, "Have you finally reached 500 pleasure points for masturbating?"

"You can see it yourself, right? What are you asking me for?" Qi Liao said, "Hurry up and open the store."

"Host, have you really thought about it?" The system's voice suddenly became much deeper.

"Of course I've thought about it, what else? Hurry up, I'm afraid I'll never be able to unlock the store again if I don't unlock it."

"I understand." The system spoke very seriously, "In the past, Pandora opened the magic box and released all the evil in the world. Schrödinger opened the magic box and created an immortal cat. The teacher opened the magic box and released all the evil in the world." I assigned summer homework, but all I saw written on it was that I was really broke.”

"Did something strange get involved in the end, and to be honest, it was a bit far-fetched." Qi Liao asked, "It's just a store unlocked. Why do you say it as if I will die in the next second?"

"It's over, it's over. Host, your FG has been established."

Qi Liao "???"

"Stop talking to me about these useless things. Hurry up and open the store."

Under Qi Liao's insistence, the system did not say anything further.

Looking at the store that was finally unblocked, the system voice said again, "Host, unlocking the store is only an achievement reward for reaching 500 pleasure points. No pleasure points will be charged. Therefore, your current cat-loving pleasure point balance is still 504. But we still have to advertise. Please find out more about the krypton gold service. We also need to make ends meet~"

Qi Liao was stunned for a moment. He couldn't understand why this profiteer could be so good? Immediately he looked at the display of redeemable items in the store and realized that he was happy too early.

"Super Mario's ability, priced at 200 joy points."

"The ability to become a junior sewer worker."

"Toilet repairman ability, priced at 250 joy points."

"The ability to become a mid-level sewer worker."

"Water purification ability, priced at 500 pleasure points."

"The ability to become an advanced sewer worker."

"Host, don't read any further. That's right, it's gone." The last line was in a pretty font. Qi Liao recalled it carefully, and realized that it was also the character for Mao'er!

Why do you want to compete with Maoer with a mechanical program? You must be poisonous, no, you must be poisoned!

"The last sentence, is it necessary? I have to do this for nothing. Are you happy?"

"The thief is happy."

As soon as Qi Liao heard its voice, he remembered the "translation ability of the three eastern provinces" that he first purchased. So, this was changed according to your standards! Your place of origin should not be written as Huaxia, but should be accurately written as the place of origin in the three northeastern provinces.

"Replace these things, I don't want them." Qi Liao said to the system with a dark face.

"No, you have to choose one." The system's voice spoke righteously, "This is not the time for you to be willful. We have achievement rewards here. That is to say, only if you spend a certain amount of pleasure points, you can redeem the goods. will increase."

"Is it really necessary?" Qi Liao hesitated, but although there were three options, the final outcome without exception was that he became a sewer worker!

I really want to follow the Avengers to save the world! Will the villain be hiding in the sewers?

Dr. Lizard "seems like he really knows how to..."

But the question is, will enemies appear in the sewers? The problem is, how can he show off in Qi Liao, the sewer? !

To be honest, even if you die in battle there, no one may be able to find out...

"Host, you are an adult and should not act like a child. Be more mature. If there is no loss, there will be no future benefits." The system said seriously, "Don't you know there is a saying that life is more than just the present..."

"Is there a beating in the future?"

"It's the poetry of the future and the distance! Host, your thoughts are too dark. After all, we are doing serious business, okay? Although you have to buy it, you won't suffer any loss. It's definitely worth the money."

"Come on, come on, tell me what's the use of my ability as a sewer worker?" Qi Liao got angry when he mentioned this ability.

"Okay, okay, buy, buy, buy." Qi Liao said with a headache, just treat it as a voluntary investment. After all, it said that if you don't buy this, you can't unlock new goods.

"Then host, please click on the product and enter the password to purchase it. The password is Cat's birthday."

Qi Liao "???"

You really can't get along with Cat, can you?

Qi Liao was about to click on the Super Mario ability worth 200 joy points, but at this moment he suddenly discovered that no matter which one he clicked, he would automatically go to the "Advanced Sewer Ability" priced at 500 joy points, and he couldn't retreat. Shop page!

The system explained that there might be a bug somewhere and it couldn't be fixed at the moment, so just pay as soon as possible and you'd be done.