Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"Old classmate, old classmate, we haven't seen each other for a long time, haha..shung" The man stepped forward with a smile, pretending to give Wang Feng a hug.

Wang Feng couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this guy taking such initiative. She turned sideways and asked, "Who are you?"

The man blinked at her, and seeing this, he quickly stood between them.

"Of course I'm your old classmate, how come we don't know each other after so long?" The man smiled, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Qi Liao, he can prove it for me."

Qi Liao: "???"

Nu Fang and Wang Feng took the opportunity to look at Qi Liao, and the man winked at him quietly.

Qi Liao had mixed feelings in his heart. He looked at the person with a little tangle and said, "Wang Feng, she is not from our school, this man is. This is his wife, she just came with him."

"Hahahaha, really, it's so embarrassing." The man touched his head, laughing loudly as if he had heard some joke.

"Okay, sorry, it's my fault. I haven't seen you for a long time so I can't remember." The man shrugged and extended his hand to apologize.

"Are you really from our school?" Nu Fang looked at this person, unable to recall any memories related to this person.

Qi Liao thought, "Don't you have no memory? This guy is wearing a hat. He is not from our school at all. He has a shitty memory."

"Why did you come here?!" Qi Liao gave a questioning look.

Dai Xiapo shrugged and said he didn't understand.

"You fart! Explain to me quickly." Qi Liao secretly typed a message to Dai Xiapo using a chat tool.

"I knew something was going on when you asked me to pick out clothes for you. When I arrived at your house today, you weren't home yet, so you went to ask Erhua. You guy, you don't call me when you're picking up girls at a party?"

"Fart, this is our class reunion!" Qi Liao immediately replied, "By the way, did you ask Erhua to know? Can you understand the language?"

Dai Xiapo: "Don't you know how to translate online?"

Dai Xiapo had no intention of continuing to talk nonsense with him, and said to Nufang: "Of course I am an old classmate from school. You are so disrespectful. You don't even ask your brothers to go with you when you get married."

"I remember that I had to call over everyone who was close to me." Nu Fang said doubtfully.

"That's right! Haha, you are still so vindictive. We had some conflicts before, but we have grown up and it's time to let go."

"That said, it seems true..." Nu Fang himself was a little confused now, "Qi Liao, can you remember who he is?"

"Ah?" Qi Liao was looking at these two guys who made "friends" out of nothing with a speechless face. Why did the topic suddenly come to him?

Dai Xiapo secretly winked at him from the side. Qi Liao sneered in his heart and gave him an incomprehensible look in return.

Dai Xiapo: “…………”

"Blooming, you really don't remember?" Qi Liao asked pretending to be surprised, "It's him, it's him. The Chinese teacher asked me to recite Confucius' Analects by name before, and the one stood up and said

‘Teacher, I believe in Lao Tzu, but I don’t believe in Confucius. I refuse to recite articles that go against our teachings’. Then the fool who was punished by the Chinese teacher to stand for a whole day and memorized it until he could recite it backwards. "

Dai Xiapo: "...Qi Liaon."

Angry: "Oh! I seem to be somewhat impressed by what you said."

Dai Xiapo: "???"

I was so confused when I wore Xia Po, how could this really make an impression? Why, is there really such a genius in your class?

Fu Fang looked at Dai Xia Po cheerfully. After thinking about it, he felt it was still a bit vague, so he asked again: "Qi Liao, are there any more?"

"Yes, of course there is." Qi Liao suddenly became happy. My brother was depressed and wanted to have fun. If you ask that, of course there is.

Dai Xiapo: "...Qi Liaon!!"

"In full bloom, do you remember that one time we were in biology class, and the teacher casually asked if anyone knew why bats are mammals even though they can fly? Then this guy stood up and said to the teacher, because bats have chest."

"Well, if you say that, I seem to remember it."

Dai Xiapo sneered, yes? Damn it, this guy is just a bullshit.

"By the way, bats have breasts?" Nu Fang suddenly asked doubtfully, "I've never noticed it before."

"Chickens also have breasts, and they don't need to be like humans. They have to be bulging to be considered breasts." Dai Xiapo narrowed his eyes and looked at Wang Feng. truth.

"But some chickens are indeed bulging." Dai Xiapolin added.

Wang Feng's expression changed after hearing his words.

"Actually, there are others." Qi Liao said to Nu Fang, "Have you forgotten, this guy likes to recognize others as his brother when he is fine?"

"We are all brothers, and he is indeed the youngest in our class." Qi Liao looked at Dai Xiapo, "If you don't believe me, call one."

Dai Xiapo: "???"

"Really?" Nu Fang also became interested, "If you say so, it's true. Then, classmate, can you shout and let me hear the difference?"

"........."

Qi Liao and Dai Xiapo exchanged glances, reminding him that if he didn't scream, he would probably be exposed.

"Nah!" He had been sneaking in for so long, and he really didn't want to give up halfway, so he cursed in his heart and yelled out in cooperation.

"Did you know? This guy still had quirks when he was a child. Did you know that he liked to bark like a dog?" Qi Liao said while trying his best to suppress a laugh.

"Ah? What about this thing? I really need to see it first." Nu Fang responded.

"???" Dai Xiapo was confused. It's okay to play with me. Why are you two going back and forth? Are you talking about cross talk? Why, did you go get a perm? Are you looking for an audience to recharge?

"Okay, okay, brother Furongfang, you should have almost remembered me. I am Dai Xiapo." Dai Xiapo interrupted him cheerfully.

When he came to Nu Fang, he also discovered that this Nu Fang had no position. He always did what Qi Liao said.

Then it will be much easier to cheat. After a while, the two became brothers.

Wang Feng watched Dai Xiapo approaching and quietly turned aside.

"Friend?" Nu Fang confirmed one last time. "Friend!" Dai Xiapo laughed.

This is really a friend born out of nothing, Qi Liao thought with sweat as he looked at these two idiots.

"Friend, what's the matter with you coming to see me this time?" Nufang asked, because Dai Xiapo was too enthusiastic, which led him to think that the other party had something to ask him for help.

Qi Liao sneered in his heart, this guy is not looking for you or me, he is definitely coming towards your wife.

"Actually, there is an unspeakable secret that I want my brother to help me with." Dai Xiapo pretended to be shy and lowered his head.

Angrily clapped his hands, indicating that he had something to say directly. Dai Xiapo then said, "Brother, I'm fine everywhere, but being alone for such a long time feels a little empty, lonely, and cold."

"I want to ask my brother and sister-in-law to help me find a partner. It's best if my family and I are compatible."

"Well, I don't have many high-level contacts now. You have to ask your sister-in-law."

"Then I'll leave it to my sister-in-law, okay?" Dai Xiapo stepped forward and stared at Wang Feng, smiling.

Wang Feng also stared into his eyes, and then smiled slightly, "Okay, what kind of person are you looking for, brother? What are your strengths? What are your weaknesses? I'll help you find it."

Dai Xiapo looked at the other person and said shamelessly: "I have a lot of advantages, but not many shortcomings. Overall, it's really good. The only shortcoming is the balance of my account."

Wang Feng also smiled at this time and said: "Then you are out of luck, brother."

Dai Xiapo: “…………”