Marvel's My Orange Cat Is an Essence Devouring Beast

"It's called water purification ability. Host, why can't you remember this?" The system's naughty voice was mixed with a little helplessness towards Qi Liao. .1kanshu

Qi Liao sneered and asked: "Then tell me, what are the two abilities next to this ability, that is, the intermediate and junior sewer worker abilities, called?"

system:"………"

"Okay, host, you win." The system said, projecting an emoticon on the operating system that said "like you" with its tongue sticking out.

"Stop talking nonsense to me. I feel that the abnormality of the cake has something to do with my ability?" Qi Liao asked.

"Alas." The system did not respond to this question. Instead, it suddenly sighed and said, "Why, why?"

"Why do Miss Mao'er and I obviously have the same voice, but you are so infinitely gentle to her, but all you say to me is 'stop talking nonsense', 'hurry up' and 'do you want to show some respect'?"

Qi Liao sneered again and replied without thinking, "She can give me a child, what about you?"

system:"???"

"Host, are you so sincere?" The system sucked in some data and said speechlessly.

"Forget it, forget it, let's get down to business. You should have seen just now that the source of this cake problem is water quality, and since you have the ability to purify water, you will naturally be particularly sensitive to this impure water. "

"Why is the water impure?" Qi Liao said speechlessly. This wording is worthy of attention. If you just say dirty water, wouldn't that be the end of it?

"Of course the water will be impure!" the system replied displeasedly, "just like the water after bathing is impure water."

"Fart!" Qi Liao scolded angrily, "Are you kidding? It should be called holy water! You can't be greedy for one spoonful at a time!"

The system projected a shrugging expression: "That's the water you said was washed by a cute girl. Let's not mention this perverted idea. The person in the bathtub may not be a cute girl, but maybe a muscular brother who sings "Hot Girl~" It’s expensive.”

"And the muscle brothers will probably urinate in it. Just imagine the water droplets sliding down their hairy and sexy chest hair, spreading to the equally hairy and thick thighs, and a few drops of water of different colors falling down. This should always be impure. It’s water, host. How could you drink such water without a strange smell?”

Qi Liao was disgusted by this statement, and Qi Liao fell into deep thought.

"You are really a genius at describing things." Qi Liao gasped in admiration.

"Let's get down to business. Because of this, a host with abilities will be immune to the effects of sleeping pills. Just like the name, the water in your body will be purified naturally."

"Does this mean that I am now invulnerable to all poisons?" Qi Liao was slightly startled. He originally thought that this ability was useless, but it turned out that there was an unexpected gain?

"No." The system slapped Qi Liao back to reality with a cruel slap. "This ability is still useless. Not to mention that only poisons dissolved in water can be purified. The so-called purification also has a delay, and truly poisonous poisons , which can kill within minutes of taking it.”

"However, even so, it still has its advantages. At least if you notice that the water is impure, you will naturally want to vomit it out."

"Then what use do I have for this ability?" Qi Liao couldn't help but ask with a black line on his head after hearing what he said.

"Of course it's just like what was introduced in our introduction." The system said in surprise, "Has the host never seen the introduction we specially made for you?"

Qi Liao said that the messy introduction you made was not only useless but annoying after seeing it.

"The water purification ability is as described in the introduction. Of course, you can become a senior sewer plumber." The system said in a normal voice, "Imagine that the owner asked the host to clean the bathroom together with many toilet plumbers."

"Other people have to hold a mop and a detergent brush, but you, the host, have this ability. You only need to take off your gloves and put your hands into the toilet, and your body will naturally come into contact with the dirty water. Purification. How convenient and efficient this is! It is a must-have at home. How many people in this world would not envy you?"

"The hell are you saying this is really a sewer plumber?" Qi Liao was shocked. Even if the sewer worker he imagined was not Super Mario, he should be working in underground pipes. Just cleaning the toilet?

I read few books, don’t lie to me.

And according to this idea, the cake just happened to catch up this time, but Qi Liao felt something was wrong. Although the source of the problem did lie in the water, it had already been dried and made into a cake!

Qi Liao couldn't understand how the ability of this sand sculpture was determined, so he asked the system depressedly.

The system snorted coldly and said, "You still have something to ask me for, right?"

Qi Liao: "..."

The system then chatted with Qi Liao for a while, and then said with a smile: "Kiss the host, please give me pleasure points."

Qi Liao: "Get out!"

Then Qi Liao went offline by himself. Time in his spiritual world actually passed very slowly. In the eyes of Wang Zhongwang and others, Qi Liao was just absent-minded for a moment.

Wang Wei said helplessly to everyone at this moment, "If it doesn't work, why don't we just make another one?"

"Just buy one, we don't have any money now." Some people said that it is too troublesome to redo it, and the water is polluted now. It is estimated that it will still be polluted if it is rewashed.

"Indeed, just order another one." Wang Wei said helplessly. He apologized slightly to the man in front of him, "I'm sorry, no matter what, I have the responsibility to take care of the cake."

Everyone quickly cooperated and smiled to express that they didn’t need to worry.

"Then this cake will all be charged to my account. Let's eat first. There will be fine wine later. This is my apology. You are welcome."

Everyone then laughed and said that the monitor’s hard work was a waste of money.

Dai Xiapo looked at this scene and suddenly doubted his life. Damn it, are you classmates or paid by this person? This is too cooperative, right?

He said that a group of you were performing crosstalk, and he believed it now.

Fortunately, Wang Wei said in the end, "The whole cake fee will be charged to my account." Otherwise, he would probably be scolded when he wears the hat.

Soon the waiters arrived with high-quality food and drinks. They wore suits and white gloves and carefully placed the dishes and drinks on each table.

Wang Wei poured a glass of wine and apologized to everyone at the table. He really cared about the cake and his dereliction of duty.

He quickly arrived at Qi Liao's table. There were not many people at their table, including Dai Xiapo, Qi Liao, Ang Fang and Wang Feng who had returned.

"Hey." Wang Wei arrived with a wine glass. He glanced at Wang Feng and praised, "Beautiful girl."

Wang Feng nodded politely to him.

"Your necklace is very beautiful. It suits a beauty like you. May I ask where it came from?"