The poison maker among pirates

In the following days, Mengzi and Kuzan would "encounter" in the vast sea of ​​people at inexplicable times. .Shung Mengzi always expressed surprise at this, and of course the latter said it was disgusting.

"Hey, does it look like the hemorrhoids have recurred?" As usual, bad words are the appetizer when we meet. Then comes the same opening greeting. "How have you been eating recently?" Although the one time she met Kuzan was when he had just come out of the toilet, Mengzi's greeting was still so simple and straightforward that it made people sick.

"If such words come from someone else's mouth, I can only promise not to beat him to death." When faced with such a bad friend, Kuzan could only say that he is not a kind person. Of course, he mostly blamed himself for his bad words. ! If I hadn't been the first to make friends, how could I have met such a bastard!

"I have something to tell you. I'm leaving." Mengzi changed her usual nonchalant attitude and looked very melancholy.

"Really?" Kuzan asked in surprise.

"But looking at the reluctance on your face, how can I, a good friend, bear to let you stay alone in the boudoir? It's such a nice day today, waiter, pack these foods, we have to go out to eat!" Kuzan was annoyed with him, this matter Mengzi naturally knows, but there are some things that need to be investigated. More importantly, Kuzan's character needs time to be confirmed. Regarding the agreement between the two, Mengzi dare not slack off at all! Once Kuzan's character is not that good, the subsequent plans can only be forcibly interrupted or changed.

"I don't want to let you go, uncle! If you find even the slightest bit of reluctance in my whole body, I will kneel down and lick you!" Kuzan cursed in his heart, but his face still had a dead look on it.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I really want to leave."

"What nonsense!"

"So..." Before he finished speaking, the packed meals on the table had disappeared, along with Mengzi who was sitting opposite Kuzan. "He's treating me to this meal."

"Should I be happy or grateful?" Although Mengzi blackmailed her before leaving, Kuzan almost cried with joy! The plague god is finally gone! But Kuzan underestimated someone's shamelessness...

"Sir, please pay the bill." The waiter extended his hand politely.

"Well, okay." Kuzan put his hand into his pocket, and his face immediately changed dramatically from black to white - the wallet that had always been inseparable had disappeared into the vast sea of ​​people at some point. "That, um, that's it. Yeah, right." Kuzan suddenly took out a phone bug, and then started the same nonsense.

"Sir, did you not bring any money?" Although the waiter still smiled, there was a hint of danger in his eyes!

"Look at the plane!" Kuzan pointed out the window in surprise. The waiter turned his head in cooperation, but what came into view was the extremely gloomy face of his boss.

"You idiot! Everyone has run away, why are you still standing there?"

"Wang Cai!" A big dog rushed out quickly, but where was Kuzan anywhere on the street?

Time kept passing, and two years passed in the blink of an eye. And Kuzan finally lived a free life like before. Regarding Mengzi, Kuzan had almost forgotten the appearance of a super bad friend with Kuzan's memory. If I have to say it, the only impression I have is probably that big dog rushing out with its bloody mouth!

Until one day, the woman I had been paying attention to suddenly disappeared...

Although the government report is that Smoker defeated Crocodile, how could he curse those old men if so? As expected, it didn't take long for the guy to tell the truth of the matter. But although Smoker didn't say it, Kuzan knew a lot about the toughest person under his command back then! This mad dog with an inexplicable obsession with chasing pirates has hidden something in this report! Although he firmly denies credit for the conquest of Crocodile, a so-called mysterious person who appeared in the report...

"This guy really can't lie. He's such an idiot." Kuzan valued this lunatic subordinate very much, but he also had a headache! But Kuzan was suddenly very interested in someone who could make the persistent Smoker hide it! "It seems like Nico Robin is there too, right? Disappeared? She must have joined another team. Then let me see how sacred it is to have a team that dares to collect you."

"As for this mysterious person..." Kuzan pinched his chin and thought secretly. The pirate who can make Smoker, a mad dog, give up is really worth seeing. If you guessed correctly, he should be with Nico Robin, right?

Now that he has figured out the ins and outs of the matter, Kuzan immediately "hurries up" and prepares to set off! Get on your favorite bicycle and head towards your goal "quickly" at a speed of about five kilometers per hour!

"This is..." After arriving at the destination, the sleepiness that lingered around me for twenty hours a day hit me. There happened to be a big rock on the island, which was a good place to sleep. After finding the most comfortable position and leaning on the stone, Kuzan soon fell asleep and found out that a little reindeer appeared in front of him and pointed at him with his little hooves in surprise. "tanuki?"

"Asshole, I'm a reindeer!" The frightened little reindeer screamed like a cat whose tail was burned by fire. "Didn't you see that I still have horns on my head?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry." Kuzan apologized lazily. Although there was not much sincerity, at least it was an apology.

"Ah..." A woman in a black summer dress appeared in sight. When she saw Kuzan, the woman immediately collapsed to the ground with fear on her face.

"That little girl back then has grown up to be such a charming woman." Kuzan commented like a senior wolf to the woman who appeared in front of him, as if the fear of him in the woman's eyes did not exist. . "Really, Nico Robin?"

"Who are you?" shouted a little kid wearing a straw hat. As if scaring Robin was a huge mistake.

"He is... one of the three most powerful generals in the navy, General Aoki!" Robin suppressed the fear in his heart and slowly revealed Kuzan's identity.

"Alala, I didn't expect that there would be such a cute girl in a group as small as yours?" As if he was at home, Kuzan didn't pay the slightest attention to Robin's words and emotions. Instead, he looked at the other petite figure next to him in surprise. "Little girl, do you have time tonight? How about a date?"

"You bastard! All the women in the world are mine! Anyone who touches women except me is a pervert!" A man with yellow hair roared and rushed towards Kuzan, like a knight protecting a princess. generally.

"Don't do it!" Robin screamed.

"Oh?" Kuzan was stunned for a moment, then a smile appeared on his lips. What kind of team is this? Can it actually make a woman like Nicole Robin feel protective?

"Hey..." Another man with a long nose, or a boy would be more appropriate. Although his legs were shaking constantly, he still mustered up the courage to yell. "Why would someone like you attack small pirates like us? Shouldn't you be attacking the big pirates in the new world?"

"You have a person here who threatens the safety of the world." Kuzan's tone was still lazy, but there was a hint of indifference in his eyes. "The one who holds the knowledge that can destroy the world is you, Nico Robin."

"Is he really a bad guy?" The little guy in the straw hat roared and rushed over. With a punch, Kuzan was shattered into pieces, but he quickly returned to his original state.

"Don't be excited. It's really tiring to stand." Now that he was broken, Kuzan took advantage of the situation and changed to lying on the ground. "Please allow me to lie on the ground and talk to you."

"You're already lying on the ground, why are you still asking us for advice?" the little guy with the long nose complained softly.

"I'm not here to fight, I'm just here to confirm the whereabouts of Nicole Robin, the son of the devil who has been hunted by the government for twenty years. Although I can easily capture her, due to certain The reason is that I cannot take it personally. And although your pirate group is small, the total bounty is no worse than some big pirate groups. The captain, Monkey D. Luffy, has a bounty of million beli. Pharmacist Meng Qi D. Meng Xuan has a bounty of million beli. Swordsman Roronoa Zoro has a bounty of million beli. Archaeologist Nicole Robin has a bounty of Nineteen million Baileys! One hundred million plus one hundred and forty million plus sixty million plus seventy-nine million, the total is... Well, forget it, it's a lot anyway."

"Hey, are people like you really a navy?" Seeing that Kuzan didn't have that much airs, he wasn't like Smoker who wanted to go up to the pirates when he saw them. The little guy with a long nose also speaks a lot more eloquently.

"As the saying goes, a person should not be judged by his appearance." Kuzan looked at Usopp lazily, and then put the eye patch over his eyes. "I have my own justice!"

"Oh, really?" Even Sanji was surprised.

"Absolutely lazy justice!" Kuzan said seriously, making everyone's jaws drop.

"Is this called justice? And you say it so righteously..." Sanji was speechless.

"I came here mainly to confirm two things." Kuzan glanced at Robin lightly, and then turned his attention to another person.

"Haha..." The alert look in the other person's eyes immediately became thicker, but a playful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"It's very similar, no, it's exactly the same..." A playful smile appeared on Kuzan's lips.

"You have to do a complete show..." The two of them nodded to each other calmly, but no third person noticed.

After sending away the refugees on the island, Kuzan tried his best to teach all the members of the Straw Hat Pirates a lesson. "If I don't kill you this time, it will be considered as repayment for your conquest of Crocodile. As for that idiot Smoker, well... never mind him."

After that, Kuzan once again rode his beloved bicycle and set sail! It takes several days to travel by boat, but it took eight days to complete it. Of course, if the sleep time could be adjusted to less than twenty hours during this period, it might be faster.

First, I went to Judiciary Island to take a look, then went to eat something, and then started fishing on the sea - if the hand stretched out into the sea while sleeping can be considered a fishing rod.

"Whoosh..." A sound broke through the air. Kuzan, who had been in a "fishing" state for more than ten hours, slowly opened his sleepy eyes. After seeing the person clearly, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"You came?"

"Can you please stop being so familiar?" The person coming was none other than Meng Xuan, who was "beat away" by Nami. "What do you want waiting for me here?"

"It's a long story. Well, that's it. Well, yes." Kuzan nodded seriously.

"Then let's make a long story short. Also, if nothing happens, I'm leaving. There are many good places worth visiting in the Capital of Seven Waters." The Capital of Seven Waters is a world-famous trade center, and there should be some in the gold store here. Lots of good stuff. Three hundred million in cash has been taken away. Although there is still a lot of gold on the ship, it is impossible to say that it will be used in the future. Since the money was taken away in the Capital of Seven Waters, it naturally needs to be replenished in the Capital of Seven Waters!

"This time it is that organization that takes action. As a partner of Poscat.d. Ace, your strength is no worse than that of Fire Fist Ace, but the bounty is only million Baileys. And you have joined Monkey. d. After joining Luffy's team, you seem to have been hiding your identity. And during the Alabasta incident, that guy Smoker once mentioned a mysterious person. I guess that so-called mysterious person should be you. ?" Kuzan looked at Meng Xuan lazily. Although it was a question, there was no doubt in his eyes.

"So what if it does, so what if it doesn't?" Meng Xuan took out two bottles of wine from the backpack on his back, threw one to Kuzan, and started drinking on his own regardless of what Kuzan thought.

"I have a bold guess here. I wonder if you want to hear it?" Kuzan didn't care and casually said something, then he opened the bottle cap and took two sips, and his eyes suddenly lit up! "What kind of wine is this? It sounds really good!"

"There are only five bottles of wine made from fruits unique to Sky Island. I drank two bottles and sold one bottle to Zoro for Baileys. These are the remaining two bottles." Meng Xuan exhaled comfortably. , and immediately closed his eyes again, as if reminiscing, and at the same time said as if dreaming. "It's just your guess. Actually, I really don't want to know."

"You guy." Although Meng Xuan's laziness is not that real, he is one of the few people who can match Kuzan's temper. This is why after guessing Meng Xuan's identity, Kuzan still doesn't mind talking to him. Make friends with Meng Xuan. Just like Cap and Roger. "You have the same last name as Monkey D. Luffy, and Lieutenant General Garp accepted the thing you gave him without hesitation. But your appearance is far different from the two of them. So..."

"Well, you guessed it right, I adopted him. Unwanted children have such a hard life."

"With your expression of such enjoyment, I would have thought you were a sufferer..." The corner of Kuzan's mouth curled up slightly.

Meng Xuan immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stabbed, and quickly grabbed Kuzan's neck with a pair of big hands! "You are the one who is suffering! Your whole family is suffering!"