The poison maker among pirates

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"I thought Onii-sama would swallow all the meat in one bite like Luffy-sama." Shirahoshi's tone was full of disappointment.

"That bastard is a rubber man, and all parts of his body can be elongated! I am just an ordinary person, how can I compare with that bastard?" Meng Xuan yelled.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" stand up.

"Boo." A pair of warmth suddenly appeared on Bai Xing's face. Bai Xing turned his head in surprise, only to find that Meng Xuan's face was facing him. Isn't that what was printed on his face...

"Brother...kissed me?" Bai Xing blinked his big eyes and looked at Meng Xuan in disbelief.

"Are you still crying?" Meng Xuan had a smirk on his lips.

"Brother, did you kiss me?" Bai Xing was still immersed in confusion. The innocent Bai Xing had no idea that there is a behavior between men and women in the world called taking advantage...

"Go to hell, lolicon!" A fist appeared from behind Meng Xuan, and then Meng Xuan punched the smoke into the sea water.

"Sister-in-law, I...brother, he..."

"It's none of your business, don't worry about such small details." Nami looked at Bai Xing with a smile, but the moment she turned around, her eyes were filled with murderous intent! "That bastard, you still want to make a splash on Fish-Man Island? It seems it's time to establish some family rules..." The little fist clenched loudly, and a hint of amusement flashed in Nami's beautiful eyes.

"That kind of bastard should be beaten! Such a violent Miss Nami is also so beautiful!" The loser classmate will not give up any opportunity to please the girls on the ship, especially Nami, the first lady on the ship.

"Go to hell." He was worried, but Sanji came over without knowing it, and Nami unceremoniously caused another meteor to appear in Ryugu Castle.

"I'm so happy..." A certain leg who was hit in the nose rushed out of the Dragon Palace City with nosebleeds.

"That idiot with a hobby of being tortured. He deserves it." Zoro glanced sideways at Sanji, who had already flown away, with a trace of disdain on his lips. Then he raised the wine glass in his hand and had a drink with Perona beside him, who took advantage of Zoro not paying attention. When Zoro was about to drink the wine, he put his white lotus-like arm through Zoro's arm, and then drank the wine in the glass.

"What are you doing, you idiot woman?" Zoro looked at Perona with dead eyes.

"Zoron...Zoron has had a drink with me. In this way, you will be my husband." Perona covered her face and looked at Zoro shyly.

"Hey, what is this mess?" Zoro gave Perona a slap in the face, and then started to drink.

"Whether you admit it or not, from the moment I drank a glass of wine, I was already the daughter-in-law of your Roronoa family." Perona put the parasol on her shoulder on the deck, and then knelt down meekly. Zoro's side. Just like a little daughter-in-law. "My lord, my lord, my concubine, Perona, is a member of your Roronoa family in life, and will be the soul of your Roronoa family in death. I make this oath today and ask all the ancestors to bear witness. If I violate it in the future, This oath will prevent me from entering the ancestral graves of the Roronoa family forever after I die!"

"Hey, you have to have a standard for joking, right?" Zoro glanced at Perona angrily, then hugged his wine bottle and walked towards the other side, but Perona followed closely behind Zoro. No matter how Zoro scolded him. Just don’t leave!

"Ah..." A melodious singing voice sounded again, but it was diva Maria Napoleon who came on stage again after a break.

"This is music! I was so excited that my soul began to tremble! Ah..." Brooke suddenly collapsed on the deck.

"Look at how shameful you are." Meng Xuan, who had returned, shook the water off his body and raised his middle finger towards Brooke. It was obvious that he was just trying to take advantage. Due to contact with sea water, he fell directly from the guardrail. Seeing this, several beautiful mermaids immediately swam to his side and took him out of the sea.

"Except for a certain person on the ship, no third person would do such a shameless thing." Meng Xuan looked around for the second person, but found that there seemed to be no figure on the ship who should have rushed out to enjoy it. .

"Where's Xiangjishi?" Meng Xuan looked around in confusion.

"Oh, after you were beaten away, the perverted chef came next to Nami, and Nami punched him out." Zoro took a sip of wine. Then he looked helplessly at Perona behind him.

"Hey, have you finally confirmed the relationship?" Meng Xuan glanced at Perona. Then he waved to her to express that he had something to say.

"What are you going to do?" Perona looked at Meng Xuan warily.

"Don't worry, with your height and figure. I have no interest... It's really rude of me to insult you like this." Before Meng Xuan finished teasing, a frustrated elf had passed through his body, Meng Xuan immediately fell to his knees on the ground.

"If you have anything to say, tell me quickly. I don't have time to waste with you!" Perona looked down at Meng Xuan coldly.

"Xuan has a plan that can determine the outcome!" Meng Xuan smiled and whispered twice in Perona's ear. Perona was stunned at first, and then nodded heavily. When her eyes shifted to Sauron, Perona Lorna is already full of confidence.

"What did you bastard say to her?" Being stared at by Perona, Zoro always felt that Meng Xuan seemed to have taught Perona something very important.

"It's nothing." Meng Xuan shrugged. "I just told her some things, and these things seem to work for you."

"Asshole, what grudge do I have against you?" Zoro roared angrily.

"There is no grievance, I just feel that among the male animals on the ship, I should not be the only one to escape the fate of being a single dog." Meng Xuan waved his big hand in a righteous manner. "As the deputy captain on the ship, I have the responsibility to create a harmonious and beautiful environment on the ship!"

"You're just talking nonsense." Zoro didn't bother to pay attention to someone who was obviously changing his mind. He took a heavy sip of wine and then found a place to lie down comfortably on the deck.

"Although the endorsement fee has increased five times, I believe that the money will be earned back soon!" Papak, who signed a new endorsement contract in a daze after being threatened with force and bombarded with words by Meng Xuan, stood up in a hurry. "But this is a banquet held in Ryugu City! I don't know if I can come in again in this life, so I must be happy today and I want to dance! Come here, you guys!" Papak pointed at Gojo floating in the air. said the little mermaid girl. "You guys jump too!"

"Yeah, let's dance."

"Dance."

"Do not jump."

"Don't you want to dance?"

"So what if I jump?"

"Bang!" Papak, whose heart was traumatized again, fell to the ground.

"It's so delicious!" The little reindeer shouted happily with his mouth full of sauce. "The snacks on Fish-Man Island are so delicious! I love Fish-Man Island so much!"

"Is it so delicious?" A tall figure appeared next to Chopper, but he thought that since he was about to leave, he might as well go to a certain livestock brother who was taking advantage of Bai Xing. After being discovered by Nami, he once again Knocked down with one punch. Knowing that there was no hope of taking advantage of others, Meng Xuan thought of picking out some delicious food to fill his empty heart with the satisfaction of his stomach.

"Of course... no, these are not delicious at all! They taste terrible!" When the honest Chopper saw someone coming to grab the food, he immediately denied everything he said a few seconds ago. It's just that his acting talent is as good as Luffy's, so how could he possibly deceive Meng Xuan?

"Oh? Is it really delicious?" Meng Xuan raised his eyebrows, with a bitter expression on his face.

"Yes! I almost want to vomit!" Chopper immediately pretended to want to vomit.

"Is that so..." Meng Xuan frowned together, looking embarrassed.

"Yes, so you go over there and have a look."

"No need." Suddenly, under Chopper's shocked gaze, Meng Xuan picked up the big plate in front of Chopper. "Since it's so unpalatable, as the vice-captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, how can I let you, Chopper, bear this kind of pain! Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will? Just leave this kind of pain to me. !”

"But, Meng Xuan, this is really unpalatable. I often taste various herbs, and this taste is tolerable." Chopper blinked, forcing himself not to cry because his food was being robbed.

"Don't worry, the medicinal materials I have tried are definitely no less than yours, and they are all poisonous weeds. They taste as bad as they taste." Meng Xuan said generously with a wave of his hand. Then he ignored Chopper who was still trying to persuade him, picked up the plate and walked in the other direction.

"Mengxuan... snacks, woo woo..."

"This feels so good!" Meng Xuan's voice came from the front. Looking at the bastard who was eating his snacks, Chopper finally burst into tears. (To be continued)