The poison maker among pirates

The school was disconnected from the Internet. I coded this in an Internet cafe. Many people in the Internet cafe were playing LoL and many people smoked. I really didn’t have much mood to continue writing. I completed yesterday’s chapter and Mengzi went back to the dormitory to code. Words, but the update time may be after pm. .shung I hope everyone can forgive me. Mengzi bows down

"Show off, uncle!" Nami had had enough! These bastards must be traitors. And this big bastard must have done it on purpose! Otherwise, how could he wake up so promptly?

"Oh, uncle is here?" Nami naturally didn't exert any force, so Meng Xuan still looked around in a daze. After not seeing the familiar red, he drowsily wanted to go to sleep.

"Your idiot brother got beaten!"

"Which bastard dares to hit Luffy? Have you paid?" Meng Xuan yelled and jumped up, but found that except Nami, who looked at him angrily, everyone else was suppressing laughter. Of course, Luffy was still thinking about something, but it might be about what meat to eat and how much meat to eat.

"Now that we have won, I want Luffy to choose Foxy, which will be more beneficial to our next competition, but everyone else is scolding him..." Seeing a strange look in Mengxuan's eyes, Na The United States immediately stepped up its offensive! I don’t know when a pair of big eyes have begun to glow with a little sparkle, and the broken pear blossoms are covered with rain. I feel pity for the beauty, but although Meng Xuan can vaguely see the figure now, he still cannot accurately see it. Recognizing the person's expression changed, so Nami's superb performance only resulted in Meng Xuan's confusion.

"What on earth do you want to say?" Meng Xuan resented wasting time, especially when he was sleeping.

"What I mean is to select Foxy, so that we can have an even greater advantage in the next round. You bastard, can you listen carefully and read people's faces?" Nami immediately transformed into a beast, and the soft girl from Jiangnan just now immediately transformed into a beast. Northeastern ladies!

"Oh, that's it," Meng Xuan slowly lay back on the sofa. "I reject."

"Nami...I support you!" Just when Nami was about to run away, a thin voice came from the side. Nami turned her head to look at her allies in surprise, but immediately showed a disappointed look on her face - the supporter was Usopp, the tallest among the timid trio, and the person with the second-to-last voice on the ship. The first one is naturally the cute Chopper. No one is afraid of him. As long as this problem is not solved, no one will care about his words.

"If your reason is reasonable, I am willing to support you." Nami gritted her teeth and made a decision. After all, she is her sweetheart. In the world of love, those who love more deeply will always give in.

"If he gets picked, we're going to treat him as a partner."

"We absolutely do not agree!" As soon as Meng Xuan finished speaking, nearly ten voices began to echo next to him - Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, and even the five newly joined people objected! Even Usopp, who had just supported it, voted against it after thinking about it.

"Woo..." Although Nami's intentions were very insidious, she at least acknowledged her own strength. She originally thought that once she was selected, she would say goodbye to her friends, no, her ex-comrades, with a smile. Foxy immediately fell into the darkness of low self-esteem.

"Boss, we will always love you." At this time, Pochi, who was always responsible for comforting Foxy, comforted softly.

"Boss, you are our eternal pillar, and we will always support you!" A bunch of minions also began to shout and express their admiration for their boss.

"Everyone..." Tears began to well up in Foxy's eyes. "I love you forever, you are my forever partners!"

"Boss..."

"Everyone……"

"What a disgusting performance." After slowly blowing out the smoke, Sanji said coldly.

With a "pop", Foxy fell to his knees again and fell into the shadow of inferiority.

"Boss..." Pochi immediately helped Foxy up on the ground.

"Puff puff puff... The boss is so glass-hearted, puff puff puff..." Burger, the four-legged man, covered his mouth and laughed, which undoubtedly made Foxy, who was already depressed, even more depressed.

"Shut up, Hamburg! It's really annoying!" Boqi spoke very interestingly, even if she was angry, she seemed to be gibbering.

"Puff, puff, puff..." Of course Hamburger wouldn't listen to Pochi's words. He is a four-legged man with no interest or sexual interest in human women. Of course, this move also made Foxy, who was already depressed, so depressed that he fell to the ground.

"However, no matter how hard we try, the final decision still lies in the hands of the leader of the Straw Hat Pirates, Monkey D. Luffy." The earthworm's roar silenced everyone. "Then let the captain of the ship decide which outstanding crew member he wants to choose!"

"Sure enough, you will still choose me..." Many people are secretly guessing in their hearts. There are even a few minor characters who are trying to hide their existence in various ugly ways to avoid being spotted by Luffy and leaving the Silver Fox Pirates. In this big family.

"Luffy, everyone...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Chopper cried, making the listeners shed tears and the readers sad, pinching the pear blossoms with rain, but I felt pity for this... delicious reindeer.

"I've decided!" A firm smile appeared on Luffy's face.

"Hurry up and choose Chopper back!" Nami's big eyes stared at Chopper who was crying in the Silver Fox Pirates, and she was extremely excited in her heart.

"My choice is..."

"Chopper, Chopper!" Chopper has a good character and looks cute. The five newly joined people also took good care of him. At this time, everyone began to shout, except of course a certain big guy from the Straw Hat Pirates whose snoring was earth-shattering.

"Shirley!" Luffy yelled. "Come back, Shirley! Hehehehe..." Luffy grinned behind his ears again.

"Huh?" A group of people were stunned, not only the Straw Hat Pirates, but even the other party's people! All the friends were shocked!

"What...what...what's going on?" Earthworm looked at Luffy below incoherently. "Captain Luffy's choice turned out to be Dongjit's beloved horse Shirley!"

"Asshole, what are you doing?" Nami grabbed Luffy's face. Yes, you read that right! Just grab Luffy's face! The Rubber Man's face is made of rubber, and only Luffy, who is a Rubber Man, can tolerate this kind of petty behavior.

"That's right!" The other side of Luffy's face was also caught, but it was Usopp, the other two of the timid trio. "Since you don't choose Foxy, you should return Chopper first, right?"

"Ten thousand... ten thousand... Sorry." Luffy's face has been stretched to about meters, and his mouth can't be closed at all. He talks like an old lady who has lost most of his teeth. His speech is leaky. sharp. "Kuili Bang Taiou's legs are numb? (Can you let go of my mouth?)"

"Thank you very much." Suddenly an old voice came from the side, but it was Dongji who pulled a flatbed truck over. Lying on the truck was his beloved horse Shirley.

"Uncle, we have taken back Shirley for you. Hehehe..." Luffy suddenly stopped laughing and his face became extremely serious. "We must always be together from now on."

"You... thank you so much."

"The old man's taste is so strong." The surroundings became quiet again, and Meng Xuan also woke up again. After hearing the conversation between Luffy and Dongjit, Meng Xuan's little mind was immediately brought to another realm. "He even didn't let go of the horse. He is indeed the best in sex. Oh my..."

"Asshole, can't your thoughts be simple for just two seconds?" Everyone was originally deeply moved by the strong friendship between one person and one horse, but they were taken to a completely different place by this bastard's words! What's even more disgusting is that in my mind, I can't help but imagine a person and a horse as something between a man and a woman. No matter how I think about it, I feel uncomfortable!

"Oh." Meng Xuan responded lazily, not bothering to pay attention to the others. "Luffy, is the third round about to begin?"

"Yeah." Regarding what he said to Meng Xuan, it was difficult for Luffy's IQ to understand why Nami would be so angry. So the only person unaffected is him. As for Dongit? He was chasing Shirley, but the latter looked at him with fear on her face and kept retreating.

"I'm really not that kind of person!" Dongjit yelled in defense.

"As the saying goes: I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than a man's mouth. Shirley, you will definitely be very happy..." Meng Xuan said with a strange smile, but was soon dragged aside by Nami and gave her a beating.

"Chopper." Suddenly Luffy looked at Chopper sitting on the stage with a smile. "Is there a problem?"

"No!" Chopper wiped away his nose and tears.

"We will definitely win and take back Chopper!" Luffy's roar made Chopper's tears and snot that had just been wiped away on the stage burst out again.

"Then, the next is the third round of the competition - the ring roller skating chase. Since the venue needs to be repaired, there will be a three-hour break!" The voice of earthworms came from the sky. Meng Xuan immediately called Luffy and Ah Da to his side, and at the same time handed them something with a wicked smile. After learning the function of this thing, several people also began to smile wickedly, which made people want to join in. Nami in the past couldn't help but feel a chill! Meng Xuan is indeed Meng Xuan, the Poison Demon can actually make Luffy laugh so badly...

After Meng Xuan gave things to the five people, he became the shopkeeper. Everything on the island was provided by the organizer, the Silver Fox Pirates, and was free of charge. Such a good thing, as a man with the name of Mengxuan, he will naturally not give up this opportunity to eat and drink! Of course, Nami still followed him obediently - although Meng Xuan's perception was already very good, she couldn't avoid stationary objects, such as big trees or stones on the ground...

Time passed quickly, and Nami came back carrying some bastard who was already bloated.

"Is this thing that delicious?" Nami threw the increasingly outrageous bastard in her hand to the ground angrily.

"Free things are always the most delicious." Meng Xuan stroked his bloated belly with satisfaction, but he began to envy Luffy's inhuman appetite. How great would it be if he could eat like Luffy? There is so much free food that I really want to eat it all in one bite!

"Please, we still have a partner who is occupied by the other party! Why don't you consider Chopper's feelings?" Nami angrily glared at Meng Xuan and Luffy, who was sitting on the ground and eating happily.

"Huh?" Luffy immediately turned his head when he felt a killing intent coming from behind him. But he discovered that the target of his murderous intent was Nami, and he immediately smiled. "Are you asking about this thing in my hand? This is a super long cucumber! It was given to me by my uncle. It's delicious!"

The murderous intent in Nami's eyes became even stronger. These bastard brothers were really just trying to kill themselves!

Seeing Nami staring at the cucumber in her hand (of course this was what Luffy thought), Luffy stuffed the cucumber into his arms! "I won't give you any food!"

"Asshole, who wants to eat that kind of thing?" Nami immediately transformed into a beast!

"The venue has been built, so I will introduce the rules of the ring skating chase." The earthworm's voice came again. "The venue for this competition is held on an artificial arena outside. The rules are very simple. First, after the first whistle blows, the scoring players of the two teams start. Thirty seconds later, when the second whistle blows, the defensive players start . The task of the defensive player is to hinder the opponent's player, no matter what method is used! After five minutes, the team that leads the opponent in scoring is the winning team. Now it's time for the players from both sides to take the field!"

"We have only one purpose this time." Luffy swallowed the extra-long cucumber in one gulp. Because his mouth was full of food, his speech was a little unclear, but at least others could still understand it. "Victory, and then take Chopper back!"

"Yes!" The other four people also nodded and said. The injuries on the four people who were badly beaten on the Sky Island were healed by Chopper's methods. At this time, Chopper was crying so miserably that the four people felt uncomfortable.

"The first four batons will be left to Ah Da and the others, and the most critical fifth baton will be handed over to Luffy. As for the coach, Robin will be the coach, and the supervisor will be Sanji. Are there any questions?"

"No!" Luffy, who originally wanted to be the first battalion, immediately jumped up to support Meng Xuan's decision after hearing that the fifth battalion was the key.

"His IQ is really low." Nami quietly wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. "To believe such a simple lie..."

"Ah! The contestants from both sides have been selected. The first one to introduce is the team that has won countless championships, the Silver Fox Pirates! They are the extremely popular beautiful girl Pochi, the fast runner Gilgit, and the defensive expert Square .As well as the fishmen Zubeye and Kirarin! Of course, don’t forget that our coach is the boss Foxy, and the supervision is served by Hamburger. On the other hand, the selection of the Straw Hat Pirates

The hands are Shura, Nirvana, Mori no Daigo, Ohm, and Captain Luffy! The coach turned out to be Robin, one of the only two women on the ship. Do they want to give up the game? That supervisor is a pervert with yellow hair. It seems like they really want to give up the competition..." Earthworm's words made Sanji want to kick that bastard to death who was still spitting feces! "Then, I will announce that the competition has officially begun! "