Konoha Yuming

"That's the kid, be careful, he's a monster"

On a snowy day, a certain parent who couldn't be named was holding his little Douding and pointing with one finger. While listening, Little Douding gingerly grabbed the parent with the other hand and looked like he was about to pee. . .

"Ocasan, I'm so scared. Let's go home quickly. I want to pee. Look at him staring at us in a daze. What kind of monster is he? Does he want to eat us?" More and more passers-by stood aside and asked He was gossiping about a yellow-haired boy sitting on a long stool, and none of the content was positive.

At this moment, our protagonist is indeed in a daze, not because he wants to eat them. Don't misunderstand that he doesn't eat people. The main thing is that he is not a monster, and he is not staring at the onlookers here. He is just staring expressionlessly at the people behind the actor. A row of statues with human faces.

"Konoha! Even though I have been here since I was born and am now 4 years old, I still think this joke is a bit too much!" That's right, our protagonist is looking not far away with dull eyes like salted fish. Huoyingyan, there is no expression on the surface, but there are countless thoughts in his heart but he can't express it...

4 years ago, in the 48th year of Konoha, a certain yellow-haired biological father sealed half of the Nine-Tails in his body, regardless of the heartbreaking cries and objections of the protagonist who had no time to learn Japanese. Yes, he was Uzumaki Naruto. His soul is genuine and original. Originally, he was just a single homeboy in real life who was malnourished and owed hundreds of thousands of dollars in mortgage loans to the bank.

"I didn't say I wouldn't pay back the mortgage, so why did you just time travel for me? Although the classic time traveler comes with dead parents as standard, my golden finger doesn't even have a system." "Grandpa, a voyeur Kuang, that is, there is one in the third generation. He has brought me several hundred taels of living expenses every month since I was a child. It is only enough to eat ramen, and I don’t dare to add spicy food. Is it because Goldfinger is late? I just owe hundreds of thousands in mortgage payments, so it’s not like I didn’t give him a loan.” Looking back when I was a baby, I had at least two young ladies to take care of me. I had just grown up and finally learned a foreign language, which allowed me to communicate and deepen my relationship. , even though he was young at the time, he could still tell that the two young ladies were taking care of him and did not look at him with disgust. They must have known that his father was the Fourth Hokage, but at this moment the old man pulled them away. After leaving, a certain yellow hair cursed angrily to this day.

"Oka-san, I~ I can't hold it in any longer and I peed..." As soon as he finished speaking, Little Doudin's pants were already wet, and there was a puddle on the ground.

"Ah, come on, it's so scary. The demon fox is too scary. Fortunately, we are adults. Children can't stand it. It can scare other people's sons to pee even from such a distance~"

A certain yellow hair... This can also be blamed on me~ That's not how I take the blame. The extras each left the stage, except for a puddle of unknown liquid, the snow was still floating, so after a while, the scene returned to clean and tidy. A certain yellow man got up from the long stool, randomly chose a direction and walked slowly.

"On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, the target's condition is stable, not obviously stimulated by external environmental language, and not acting violently." After a while, three masked figures jumped out of a tree behind a long stool, one of which was a dog-head mask. He said to the two people next to him in a low-key tone.

"It's recorded, let's continue with the next step of surveillance!"

"Understanding" disappeared in a few swishes.

Snow continued to fall in the sky. At this time, Huang Mao was walking on the road boredly. Suddenly I heard a faint sound of crying in front of me. I didn't mind my own business and helped others clear the snow. I couldn't even finish the snow at my own house!

Just as I was about to get out of the way, I heard the voice of a little kid.

"Aren't you the daughter of the Hinata family? Then show us your Byakugan. If you don't want to, don't look at us. That look is so sinister!"

"It's just a monster."

"You are a white-eyed monster." The plot is familiar. It seems that the prince meets the princess and a hero saves the beauty. However, he is taught how to behave and is beaten up by three young men until his nose is bruised and his face is swollen. However, he still wins the heart of the princess.

Hinata, she is the only one in Konoha who has always loved Naruto wholeheartedly. I didn’t see in the anime plot that her middle school brother, a second-year junior high school senior, used the entire Pain Squad to invade Konoha, but the Crown Princess jumped out to block the Crown Prince. After a few clicks, did I almost die? Not to mention the toads fighting together, they were not counted as humans, at most they were summoned babies. Everyone else is resigned to it, silently standing by and not even shouting "Lao Tie 666", so unloyal... A otaku who was single and struggled to pay off his mortgage in his previous life will never be allowed to come to this world and marry the heroine he has already pre-decided for. Bully. Huang Mao, who has an adult soul, is definitely not as scumbag as the original prince. There are many ways to pick three gangsters who only know how to bully little girls. There is only one shadow clone in Ninjutsu, and it can only be divided into the Q version of the trumpet, so it would be embarrassing not to show it. Why the shadow clone is so scumbag is of course Kyuubi's fault. Huang Mao has studied it. Although he owns the Uzumaki clan I have a lot of chakra in my body, but I am young. No matter how much chakra I have, it can’t be compared to the nine-tailed boss who has been sealed in my body. I can only eat ramen for a long time and I am malnourished. I can develop normally. Thank God that I have absorbed it well. , it was not easy for Chuck to be disturbed, and he was also very desperate.

I found two handy wooden sticks next to the snow, took off the scarf around my neck, tied one end and hit the three little red guys with the other. While charging, I was thinking of shouting something powerful, but I saw that the wooden stick I swung hit one of the gangsters in the nose, causing it to bleed. Before I could think of what to say, the grandson screamed.

"Ah, it's a demon fox. The demon fox is going to eat people!" He yelled and got up and ran away. When the remaining two heard this, they suddenly thought of the terrifying story that their parents had warned them all year round. , also ran away happily. Next to her, little Hinata was still sitting on the ground in a daze, watching. Huang Mao threw away the makeshift weapon in his hand, walked over and stretched out his hand. Little Hinata, who still had short hair with bangs, held his hand in confusion and stood up. Huang Mao didn't know what to say next. I could only scratch my head and say, "Are you okay?"

"Well," Hinata realized that she had been rescued and bowed solemnly, "Thank you very much for that." Huang Mao looked at it and thought it was okay. He didn't know what to say. He thought that according to the plot, he should leave the set. He waved and turned around and walked in a direction. Hinata behind him looked at him blankly for a while. The shadow disappeared, and she was thinking about who saved her. She didn't know her yet. She didn't ask her name. Her eyes glanced at the yellow-haired weapon next to her. Um, no, a red scarf. She walked over, picked it up, and slowly walked towards the other side. Went in one direction...

A certain Huangmao had just walked out of the small forest, and he was taunting and scolding himself fiercely in his mind. After all, I can be regarded as a hero saving the beauty. I don’t even know who I am. Why don’t I have the momentum bonus of a hero saving a beauty? Well, Hinata, who was still in her loli state, was so cowardly that she couldn't even let out a fart to introduce herself. She suddenly remembered that the original prince had mentioned his name as soon as he arrived. Damn it, I'm not as smart as the prince when it comes to picking up girls. , No, I’m not a pervert, I’m not interested in Hinata who is still a lolita, that’s how it should be, a certain yellow guy finally found a reasonable explanation for his polite and embarrassing behavior this time. However, he still returned to his small single-family shabby building with his yellow hair hanging down. Although the place I live in looks a bit shabby, fortunately it belongs to me, and it is not mortgaged. It is also quiet. The neighbors around me were scared and moved away. The propaganda of some demon fox legends is so good that I can't run away. Ah, it can scare them to death.

When I entered the door, I saw a single sofa and Ge You was lying on it, motionless like a salted fish. After a few swishes, the masked figures who had been watching over the small building not far away appeared again. Sure enough, the dog-headed masked man Erwuzi spoke again.

"Everything is normal for the target. There are no unknown movements. Record them and report them to the Hokage before the change of guard."

"Understood" x2, and then the three of them disappeared in a flash. The snowy night was completely quiet, and Huang Mao opened his eyes about half an hour later.

"Well, is today's surveillance over? What kind of life have I been living like this? How can the original prince bear it?" He sat upright, practicing according to the chakra extraction knowledge taught by the school, and on the other hand, his consciousness sank deep into his heart. That's right, he wanted to have a friendly exchange with Kyuubi between the landlord and the tenant. He didn't want to discuss rent, and just wanted it to be a quiet vixen. This kept interfering with his chakra's normal cultivation and operation, no matter what he did. No matter how hard you try, you have to be like the original prince and be ridiculed by the crowd. Not to mention that he has become a public enemy of Konoha, but still want him to be a fool of Konoha, which is unbearable! But he couldn't successfully enter the sealed space for a long time. When he got anxious and got angry, chakra went into chaos, but he burst out with a considerable amount of chakra. As a Uzumaki clan, he finally had proof, but in the end, Huang Mao's body collapsed, but his consciousness reached a state of mind. Where he was confused.

Can you not be confused? He is now at the gate of Konoha Village. There are two goalkeepers standing in front of the door who know their names, Gang Zitie and Shenyue Izumo... There is a row of Chinese prompts in the void on the Konoha gate. Whether to enter Konoha's real-time training ground! It's still in Chinese. We have all learned Japanese as a foreign language. Now give me this. Then there is a big question mark on the steel head of one of the two doormen. He is the non-mainstream hedgehog-headed brother in the animation with a bandage on his face.

What is this? Is this my late cheat? It looks like a clearance game, and no one can download the dungeon online with me, right? I want to give me a stand-alone dungeon game for my time travel?

"I have countless ps..." Huang Mao was about to collapse. He used to be an otaku and play games, and he had teammates anyway. Downloading dungeons and so on was purely for entertainment, but damn, I am traveling through time. This is the world of ninjas. As a Jinchuuriki, if you don't strengthen your strength quickly, Obito will have to send people to capture him later. Like other jinchuriki, they will be drained and their lives will be at risk. This time travel is just a game, and it doesn't even count as a consolation prize. This funny time travel is just for the sake of it. Just let me hang out for a few years and play games!