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"Akino, why did you throw it into the trash can and pick it back up again?" Faced with Uchiha Akino's completely incomprehensible behavior, Momono Kanagawa couldn't help but ask. .shung

"I just suddenly became interested in it." Uchiha Akino looked at the flyer and answered with a smile.

"Akino, do you want to go to this poetry recitation conference?" Momonogi Kanagawa continued to ask.

"It's not to go to the poetry recitation competition, but to compete." Uchiha Akino smiled and shook his head.

"Akino, do you want to participate in this poetry competition?" Hearing Uchiha Akino's answer, Momono Kanakawa's expression instantly became surprised, especially a big, rosy mouth, which was open enough to fill it. An egg is laid.

"That's right." Uchiha Akino's words were firm.

In Uchiha Akino's view, literature has no boundaries.

Uchiha Akino has decided to promote excellent literary knowledge in the world of Naruto tonight, so naturally he will not hesitate at all.

"Akino, you are participating in this poetry competition because you want to get first place." Facing Uchiha Akino with a firm tone, Inuzuka Tobi said with a somewhat lewd smile.

"Fei, how do you know?" Uchiha Akino tilted his head and looked at Inuzuka Fei's wretched expression.

"Because I saw the reward for first place." Tobi Inuzuka pointed at the flyer in Uchiha Akino's hand.

In the third to last line of the flyer, there is a reward for first place. Tonight, you can be the guest of Fengyuan City's number one singer, and you can have fun with Fengyuan City's number one singer. Chatting all night long and stuff like that.

Of course, in addition to the first place, the rest of the rankings will be accompanied by the first place, and there will be no rewards.

"Akino, it turns out this is the reason for you." Following Inuzuka Tobi's analysis and seeing the leaflet in Uchiha Akino's hand, Momonomi Kanagawa suddenly realized.

Uchiha Akino: ""

He felt that Inuzuka Tobi was getting worse and worse, and he actually said such 404 words.

As a member of the Uchiha clan, the family's ban on "on-girl marriage" was secondary to preventing the blood from spreading.

The important thing is that he, Uchiha Akino, is an upright person. He wants to get first place because of this kind of thing.

of course not

Twenty minutes later, inside the large restaurant in Fengyuan City.

Because of this poetry recital meeting, the whole restaurant was bustling with people tonight.

Of course, more than ninety percent of them are men.

After Uchiha Akino signed up for the competition, he found a seat with Tobi Inuzuka and Momomono Kanagawa, and began to seriously think about the type of works to be submitted for the competition tonight.

Uchiha Akino took into account that three-line poems have become more popular in the Naruto world recently, and the probability of winning first place with three-line poems will be the highest.

Regarding the three-line poem, Uchiha Akino thought of the popular poem in Neon Country before time travel.

The first line that Uchiha Akino thought of was: "Stealing someone else's wife is thrilling and delicious, just like tasting puffer fish."

The origin story of this red line is that in the Edo period of the Neon Kingdom, if a married woman cheated on her and committed adultery with someone else, the husband would not do anything even if he tied his wife and her concubine together and cut them into four pieces. Arrested and imprisoned.

Under such a premise, if you want to steal someone else's wife, you must have the spirit of "no fear even if it is cut into four pieces"; and those who want to eat pufferfish, because pufferfish is poisonous, must eat it with fear and thrillingly to taste it.

This sentence can be said to expose the perverted nature of human beings in Neon Country.

Regardless of the meaning, this poem is very good in terms of clause structure, modification and other aspects. It can easily beat more than % of the contestants in this competition.

Of course, Uchiha Akino will not choose this song to compete this time.

After all, this is a sentence that can only be made by a man with rich experience in all aspects, and as Uchiha Akino, he is only thirteen years old now, and his body is still that of a virgin.

Note: A first-time man refers to a man who has never been in love once.

Moreover, this poetry recitation competition is an impromptu work. Uchiha Akino doesn't know what the topic is yet, so he can only consider the type of works to be entered.

After sitting in the audience for half an hour, the host of this poetry meeting walked onto the stage with obscene steps.

Next to the host, there was a woman with a graceful figure and a veil.

With this graceful figure, any man can imagine how beautiful the face behind the gauze is.

There is no doubt that this woman is the number one singer in Fengyuan City.

The moment Uchiha Akino, who was sitting in the fourth row under the stage, saw the singer, four words popped into his mind:

Ji, you are so beautiful

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