Marvel has a tavern

"I turned a blind eye when I was supposed to cooperate with your performance..." Jiang Jiu hummed a happy song and walked downstairs with brisk steps. The moment he opened the door on the first floor, the expression on his face became panicked.

"Oh, my God, what is going on?" Jiang Jiu spoke in a standard interpreter's tone. He walked to the truck and asked: "My God, are you okay?"

"Um, I'm fine. Can you speak normally?" The driver of the truck was a handsome man who looked to be about forty years old. His forehead was bleeding at the moment. It was obvious that he had been bruised in the impact just now.

"Okay, can you explain why you drove the truck directly into my store?" Jiang Jiu stood at the front of the truck and said with a frown.

"For the sake of God, can you pull me out first?" The truck driver stretched out his blood-stained hand in an attempt to ask for help.

"Hey, I'm not that stupid, brother." Jiang Jiu shook his head and said, "If you were hurt twice during the process of rescuing you, wouldn't it be my fault?"

"You..." The truck driver was speechless for a moment. Of course, he was sure that he had not received much damage.

"I think it's better to call the police. Who knows if you've smoked something?" Jiang Jiu took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call when two men dressed as police officers walked in through the gap where the truck broke in.

"What happened here?" One of the white men asked Jiang Jiu.

"It's great of you, Mr. Officer, there's someone here who needs help. I don't know if he smoked something, but he actually drove the truck directly into the store. Oh my God, there is still such a big road. Such things." Jiang Jiu complained and asked the police to deal with the injured person.

"He needs help, why don't you help?" the black policeman asked coldly.

"Please, I was merciful by not killing him because he broke into a private house. I have a formal gun license." Jiang Jiu shrugged and said, "I don't know if he would pretend to be injured and rob me. Well, I've seen this kind of thing on TV several times."

"Your imagination is really rich, sir." The white policeman before seemed a little helpless, and then he and the black policeman got the truck driver out of the truck, turned to Jiang Jiu and said: "We need help, we have to get this person out." go outside."

"Okay, as a good citizen of New York, I will help you." Jiang Jiu sighed helplessly, and then he and the two policemen carried the driver out of the shop, pretending not to notice anyone sneaking in the dark. Enter your own shop.

"Okay, just leave it here. We have already called an ambulance. When this guy is fine, we will ask him to compensate for your losses. You don't have to worry." The white policeman noticed that Jiang Jiu looked worried at the store and said .

"Really? Thank you so much." Jiang Jiu immediately said with a smile on his face.

"But before that, we need to do some on-site shooting. You wait here and take care of this guy." The black policeman picked up a camera and said to Jiang Jiu in a semi-command.

"If I find that the money in my drawer is missing, I will complain to you, sir. Although people from our country are generally afraid of getting into trouble here, if someone messes with us, we will fight back immediately." Jiang Jiu looked at the black policeman with distrust in his eyes.

"You..." Before the insult could be uttered, Jiang Jiu picked up the phone and showed the other person the recording status, and raised his eyebrows with a smile.

At this time, due to the car accident, some people nearby also came out to watch the fun, so the black policeman could not act rudely. The white policeman pulled the other person, and after ensuring that there would be no problem, went into the store to take pictures.

Jiang Jiu hugged his chest and watched the other party's performance quietly. While the two policemen were filming the scene, several people had sneaked into the second floor secretly and installed equipment in Jiang Jiu's bedroom, living room, and even the toilet. Surveillance and listening equipment made Jiao Jiao speechless.

"That's it for the kitchen, living room and bedroom. What the hell do you mean by installing surveillance cameras in the toilet?" Jiang Jiu complained silently, in his heart he was sentenced to death for that guy. Such a perverted guy, as expected, had a car accident. Forget it, just die, it's exactly the same as their script today.

"Hey, gentlemen, this guy won't die here, right? The ambulance hasn't even come yet." Seeing that they were almost ready to retreat, Jiang Jiu immediately walked over to cause trouble.

"Hey, sir, please don't get close to the scene. Documents may be left behind that may be used against you." The white policeman came out and stopped Jiang Jiu from entering.

"Please, it's not a criminal case here. It's just that the guy drank or smoked something and broke all my windows and doors. You guys are too ink." Jiang Jiu had a puzzled look on his face, anxiously He hurriedly walked to the wine cabinet and said, "Aren't you peeking at my collection of fine wines?"

"Sir, if you do this, I will sue you for defamation." The black policeman seemed to be very angry with Jiang Jiu and said immediately.

"Okay, okay, I shouldn't listen to some American TV series, but you have to believe me. Before, I could only get to know the United States and the American people through American TV series." Jiang Jiu said very innocently.

"Okay, sir, the situation here will be over soon. Please wait outside. Oh, the ambulance seems to have arrived. I will go with you." The white policeman was afraid that Jiang Jiu would say something. If the black policeman exploded, he immediately pulled Jiang Jiu out of the tavern.

Things went smoothly after that. After the police took the photos, they simply recorded a transcript for Jiang Jiu, and then told Jiang Jiu that he could ask a tow truck to tow the truck away. All the costs would be paid by the driver. They had already found something in the truck. There are remnants of some kind of D product.

"Thank God, this matter is finally over." Jiang Jiu dragged his 'tired' body into the second floor and sat on the sofa.

"You've been acting all night, aren't you tired?" Xiao Hei came over and said angrily.

"Of course I'm not tired. I told you back then, Hollywood owes me an Oscar." Jiang Jiu said with a smile.

"Yes, the Oscar should award you an award like the Best Fool Award or the Lifetime Honor Award in the Fool Industry." Xiao Hei rolled his eyes and said, "Where do you think these guys come from? SHIELD or HYDRA?”

"Who else could it be? Those nine-headed bugs that can't be killed no matter what. Damn it. Nick Fury showed up once and was already on their radar. I think maybe it's because Nick Fury asked Natasha to check his body. Probably because of it." Jiang Jiu said analytically.

"Will you continue to act in the future?" Xiao Hei nodded slightly and then asked.

"Of course it's impossible. Once the freshness of something wears off, it will only be dull, so once or twice is enough for acting. As for a certain bug, let them continue to be immersed in the illusion." Jiang Jiuqing He smiled and said.