Naruto Heroes Contest

The sky was getting brighter and the temperature was rising. Qianyuan woke up and saw Rommel sleeping soundly in his arms.

I pushed him away gently, thinking I had to get two quilts back immediately today.

Just as he was about to go to the kitchen to make tartary buckwheat porridge, Old Man Sha's words came through, "There is no need to cook today. Let's go out for a big meal today."

Rommel also came out of the woodshed, also showing a surprised expression.

"Old man Sha, what are you talking about today? Yesterday we were given rice bran vegetables, and today we have a big meal?" Qian Yuan was also a little confused.

Old Man Sha narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "We are spies. Today we work as beggars in the slums, and tomorrow we will work as princes in Daming Mansion. What kind of life would we not experience? Now I will take you to see the world before the time comes. Showing timidity.”

Qianyuan Rommel looked at each other and smiled.

Old Man Sha still smiled and said: "Eat it, eat it. It's the old rule. If you pissed me off today, you'll pass."

……

It's not easy to make people happy, but it's even harder to make people angry.

"Your wife is dead."

"Just die, I have a lot of wives." Old Man Sha spread his hands.

"Your son is dead."

"I'm not good enough, I deserve to die." Old Man Sha added tobacco to the cigarette rod.

"Your apprentice rebelled"

"No matter how big the problem is, you can just go and kill him."

……

"Your nose is as red as a clown"

"I'm radiant."

"You are as short as an 8-year-old child"

"I am short and sharp"

"You had sex with Onoki"

“Tastes really good”

……

……

Qianyuan scolded him for a long time but was helpless. Old Sha still smiled and let him do what he wanted.

Qianyuan has never seen such a shameless person.

It was almost noon, and I thought today's feast was in vain.

Until Rommel tremblingly brought out a spoonful of shit from the hut...

The result was that although Rommel had two big bruises knocked out of his head, the three of them were now sitting in the most luxurious hotel on Fuhao Street in Sunagakure Village.

Qianyuan has never been to Fuhao Street, and he has never even heard that such a magnificent street is hidden in Sunagakure Village, which is so poor that he cannot afford to drink water.

Qianyuan was sitting in the Takamagahara Hotel, which was incompatible with Sunagakure Village, and felt a little scared. He had never seen this peep show in his previous life, let alone this life.

One hundred kabuki girls were playing music and dancing in front, and the table was filled with eight different kinds of fruits before any food was served.

Look at Rommel again with his head lowered and buried in his chest. The silk kimono is not as comfortable as the linen I have been wearing since childhood, and the greasy texture does not give any sense of security.

On each side of Old Man Sha, there was a singer serving wine and food. Looking at the two people's reserved expressions, they said: "You are now the sons of the daimyo of the Kingdom of Wind. Show me how you behave like a daimyo."

Qianyuan took a deep breath, calmed down, and tried to look relaxed. Rommel also followed Qianyuan's example and sat upright, but he could still tell that he was a little nervous.

Old Man Sha saw that they were a little bit aggressive, so he didn't ask them to do it in one go, and pointed at the eight pieces of fruit on the table.

Point out the name and place of origin one by one.

Except for one honeydew melon that Qianyuan had seen and tasted, the others were unheard of.

There is even a melon with blue flesh and strange patterns that was shipped across the sea from the Kingdom of Water.

Needless to say, the price is sky-high.

Listening to Old Man Sha's introduction, the two of them couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and their image collapsed for a while.

Old Man Sha was not upset and informed the two of them that they could eat.

Qian Yuan and the other two quickly picked up their chopsticks and grabbed the most expensive fruits from the Water Country.

I didn’t see how Old Man Sha took action. He hit the two people’s hands with the big smoking pole twice.

"Where is the reincarnation of the hungry ghost?"

The two had no choice but to straighten up their appearance again, picked up their chopsticks and slowly picked up the fruit.

Another two clicks of the big smoking pole.

Qianyuan put down his chopsticks and said, "Old man Sha, why don't you let me eat properly?"

Old man Sha clapped his hands and two singers came up, they were probably only in their teens.

“Teach them eating etiquette.”

The two singers taught them how to hold chopsticks, how to pick up food, and their body posture when picking up food...

After a series of etiquette, the two of them didn't take a bite of the food, and their backs were already dripping with sweat.

"It's really troublesome. Aren't those nobles tired of eating with their dicks between their legs?"

Just the kneeling position made Qianyuan's knees unbearable.

After finally putting on the etiquette airs, he glanced at Old Man Sha and saw that he had no intention of knocking anyone. He stuffed a mouthful of fruit into it and chewed it carefully.

Well, it is as cool as the sea breeze and has a light sweet taste. The delicate texture turns into a stream of clear water and slides into the stomach after chewing it lightly.

tasty! It's so delicious. I have never tasted such delicious fruit in my previous life.

Rommel also squinted his eyes as he ate, looking like he was enjoying it.

In less than ten minutes, all the fruits on the table were gone.

Old Man Sha looked at the two of them with a smile: "Do you need another one?"

The two looked at each other, smiled and nodded.

Old man Sha ordered the singer next to him, and after a while, another table of identical fruits was served.

Qianyuan smiled happily, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Rommel also unceremoniously focused on destroying the food in front of him.

I didn't expect that the life of a spy would be so wonderful, even if I was killed the next day, it wouldn't be a worthwhile trip.

When the two of them had almost eaten, Old Man Sha high-fived him again and put another table of identical fruits.

Qianyuan felt that the sweetness was a bit too sweet for her taste, but thinking that such expensive food would be in vain, she managed to finish the whole table.

He said to Old Man Sha: "That's enough, no need to serve anymore, let's have dinner."

But old man Sha smiled evilly: "There is no dinner today, only fruit."

He said he wanted to high-five him again, and delivered the fourth table of fruits like a stream of water.

Qianyuan and Rommel were a little tired of eating, and looked at Old Man Sha with a grimace.

Old Man Sha knocked the cigarette rod in his hand and said only one word: "Eat"

The two of them had no choice but to move their chopsticks and eat slowly. There was no feeling in their mouths anymore and the taste was like chewing wax.

After eating only half of it, Old Man Sha high-fived him again, and there was another table of fruit...

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vomit……

After eating the tenth table, both of them threw up while holding on to the table.

Old Man Sha smoked a big cigarette and said coldly to the two of them: "Do you still want to eat?"

"If you don't want to eat, I won't eat for the rest of my life." Qianyuan quickly begged for mercy.

Only then did Old Man Sha regain his smile: "If you don't eat well, if you eat these next time, you won't be reincarnated like a starving ghost."

When Qianyuan heard the word "eat more", he leaned on the table and vomited.

When night came, they helped each other back to the woodshed, took off their kimonos and gave them back to Mr. Sara, like Cinderella after 12 o'clock, they turned back into poor spy apprentices, cowering in the corner of the woodshed.

"Do you regret it?" Qianyuan looked at Rommel with a smile.

Rommel shivered coldly and thought for a moment: "I don't regret it! It's worth dying."

Qianyuan laughed and cursed, "Come on!"

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Kazekage Building, Kazekage Office.

The Third Kazekage placed the bill from the hotel on the table and said through gritted teeth: "Damn old man Suna, if you order so many things at once, don't you know how to save some money? Is it easy for me to manage this Sunagakure Village? ?”

Thinking that enough funds to arm a team would be eaten up by three people, my blood pressure is a little high...