Douluo 2 Ha is also crazy

Chapter 101: Shrek Academy

Leaving Soto City, we walked along the mountains and forests, carelessly and impressively. The sun was like fire, seeming to burn the entire sky. net

There is a lot of water on the path in the west of the city. Birds are flying on the mountain path, which leads to a clear spring. With the gentle breeze, the water is calm.

A small village could be seen in the distance, and Gu Bai saw a lot of people surrounding it. The situation seemed to be similar to what Flanders said yesterday.

It seemed like that was Shrek Academy. Thinking about it, Gu Bai walked over and took a closer look!

The scene in front of him immediately made him ashamed. What the hell is this called an academy? Isn't this just a small village?

Looking at the sign in front of him with the five characters of Shrek Academy written on it, Gu Bai suddenly felt like he had been deceived.

Could it be that Flanders knew what he was coming for and deliberately built a small sign here to pretend that this was an academy and then tricked himself into coming here?

No wonder Gu Bai suspected that this academy was too run-down! The school entrance is surrounded by fences, and there is no other place to support the facade.

In front of the five words "Shrek Academy", there is also a little green monster head drawn, which looks quite cute.

Entering from the entrance of the academy, Gu Bai saw many people gathered inside. It seemed that these people were all here to register for Shrek Academy.

But... Gu Bai was a little confused. Why on earth could they not figure out which academy to apply for, but Shrek Academy?

Isn't this a joke? How does this look like a college? If you don’t know better, you might think this is a small village.

"Holy crap! This is too miserable. I can't bear to tear it down..." Looking at the scene of the academy, Gu Bai felt a little embarrassed to do anything. 35xs

There was still a long queue, and in front of the queue was a bad old man, sitting on the bench with a listless look on his face.

There wasn't even a decent admissions seat, it was so shabby, the old man looked listless, and students kept leaving.

Come to think of it, not many people can pass the first level, just a few.

Fortunately, Gu Bai came late. If he had come earlier, he would have seen a few more familiar figures.

Gu Bai doesn't know how to line up, so why should he line up? He's not here to sign up, not to mention... he has a pass.

Tsk... It was impossible to queue up in this life. Gu Bai took the hand card given by Flanders and walked directly to the old man.

"Old man, do you know what this is?"

Li Yusong "Go away! Get in line..."

Li Yusong didn't even raise his head and replied directly, with a cold and arrogant tone.

Gu Bai... dared to ignore me. Gu Bai couldn't stand it. He just threw his cards on the table.

"Old man, I have a pass! A guy named Flanders gave it to me yesterday. He asked me to come over here to survey the situation and prepare to decorate your college.

Oh, right! Is there another Zhao Wuji in your college? Flanders asked me to come over and find Zao Wu-Ki..."

Gu Bai said very arrogantly, this old man ignored him, it was too much.

After all, he was invited, but he was ignored. This made everyone angry.

"Hey, young man, get in line!" said a parent of a student behind him. net

"roll!"

"Alas...that's great!"

When Li Yusong saw the sign in his hand, the listless Tai raised his head and glanced at Gu Bai. Holding the sign in his hand, he asked, "Renovation? When did that old guy Flanders have the money to do renovation?"

Not to mention that Li Yusong is depressed, even Flanders himself here is probably very depressed himself. When did he ask Gu Bai to come over for decoration? Aren't you here to report?

Gu Bai, "Why do you care so much! Young Master, I am a well-known decoration engineer here. I never ask for money, only the decoration situation..."

Li Yusong was really confused and had no idea what Gu Bai was talking about there. He looked back and found that Dai Mubai had not come out after taking those people in.

He couldn't help but have a headache on his face, threw the cards in his hand to Gu Bai and said, "Okay, you go in! Go in along the path in front and go directly to Zhao Wuji."

"Tch..." Gu Bai took the cards in his hand and glared so fiercely at the uncle who just called him to line up behind his back.

He was so excited when he saw it that he quickly turned his head away, looking at the sky and then at the earth, not daring to look directly at Gu Bai.

After leaving the first level of assessment, Gu Bai walked directly inside. I have to say... this place is really dilapidated.

The more Gu Bai looked at it, the more he couldn't bear to do it. Isn't this too shabby?

While walking around, Gu Baizhi saw a table set up in front of a thatched cottage, and there was an old man sitting there just like the old man in front.

However, it is much more leisurely here than there. There are only a few people who can pass the first level, and most of them are eliminated in the first level.

The second level was even more amazing, stopping everyone directly, and no one could get in...

"Weird! There aren't many people in the first place, so why are the assessments so strict? Don't they want to earn money?" Gu Bai was dumbfounded. Not only did this Shrek Academy have a strange name, but the teachers inside were also strange.

There is a weird atmosphere everywhere. It is too weird to understand. There are not many colleges in this academy to sign up.

After these two waves of elimination, almost no one was left. Gu Bai stood in the distance and watched for a while, and found that among the dozens of people, not one person had passed the second level.

What exactly is this test? Take advanced mathematics? Is it so difficult?

Gu Bai was mumbling, and walked directly towards the stall. The old man outside asked him to find Zhao Wuki, and Flanders also asked him to find Zhao Wuki.

How does he know who Zhao Wuji is? Is that bad old man in front of him Zhao Wuji? Go over and ask first.

Gu Bai was mumbling, and walked over. At this time, there was no one in the old man's stall. Except for one person who barely passed, all the others were eliminated.

Seeing the little kid jumping in happily, Gu Bai felt that he would come out soon.

He was happy too early. It seems that this college is deliberately trying to embarrass students like you. Do you want to pass? I think they just want to steal your money.

"Hey... old man, are you Zhao Wuji, right?" Gu Bai walked over and said directly placing his cards on the table.

The tone was very rude, and Old Man Lu frowned, but he soon relaxed.

"Are you looking for Lao Zhao?" Old Man Lu asked curiously, picking up Flanders' hand with a puzzled look on his face.

Where does this kid come from? Why are you holding Flanders's card...

"Nonsense! I am a well-known decoration engineer here. Flanders found me in Soto City earlier and asked me to come over and decorate it for you.

Take me to Zhao Wuji quickly. I’m very busy and I don’t have time to mess around with you. I can make up to hundreds of thousands a minute..."

"..."

Old Man Lu was speechless. This Flanders was so weird. He had such a bad temper and no manners at all.

Although he was angry, it was Flanders who called him after all. Old Man Lu didn't get angry. With his violent temper, if Gu Bai hadn't had this card, he would have been hanged and beaten.

"If you want to find Zhao Wuji, just keep going forward from this road and go directly to the fourth level of the assessment! Zhao Wuji is right there. There were a few students who just passed by. If you go quickly, , I should be able to catch up..." Old Man Lu only said one word, his expression was very serious, and he kept a straight face.

After taking the cards in his hand, Gu Bai followed his instructions and continued walking. The place was too dilapidated, which made Gu Bai less and less interested.

It was so shabby that he couldn't bear to tear it down. How could this college be so poor? Doesn’t the empire provide support?

This seems unreasonable. Generally, colleges like this will receive subsidies from the empire. Is it possible that all the subsidies from the empire are eaten up? ?

While Gu Bai was puzzled, a soft and lewd voice suddenly came from his ears.

"Hey, brother! Want to buy sausages? My sausages taste very good..."

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