Hogwarts' new house
Chapter 032 Viking Princess
Toad nodded in agreement.
Although it doesn't like spicy food, it doesn't matter. It's such a big turtle. Its bare head is as big as a horse-drawn carriage. It can eat whatever you want.
Soup, charcoal grill, iron plate, sauce, braised
Ancient Town has popularized so many methods for house elves, and now the house elves in the entire kitchen are trying their best to teach themselves. It looked at the huge turtle with saliva.
Is this a fusion of what kind of sea turtle and snapping turtle?
Wugui shuddered subconsciously and retreated quietly. Even the little girl felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird.
"Chew, let's go, let's go quickly"
The turtle turned around and ran away. He wanted to jump into the sea, but was stopped in mid-air.
Sivir appeared at the entrance of the cave at some unknown time, came barefoot with his eyes closed, and fixed the huge turtle in mid-air with a tap of his fingers.
The little girl's hair suddenly exploded, she jumped up and bared her little tiger teeth and yelled at Sivir: "Pretty sister, what are you doing with your chewing?"
He yelled out the words of praise in an extremely angry voice, and even Sivir raised the corners of his mouth slightly, flashing a faint smile.
She squatted down and touched the little girl's head: "Do you want to learn magic?"
Ah, the little daughter tilted her head and was stunned.
Don't shake your head in Naogu Town and smile. This kind of lonely child, dependent on a turtle, must have a phobia of communication. I don't know how much effort I have put in to follow the turtle to Winter Valley to meet people. How can I learn from you? magic
The little girl tilted her head, looked at Sivir and the giant turtle, then bit her lip and made up her mind: "Come on, Chew. I'm going to learn magic from my beautiful sister."
After saying that, she took Sivir's hand and skipped towards the Winter Valley.
Uh
Guzhen didn’t know what to say.
Moreover, doesn’t it mean that the appearance Sivir shows to others is the object of his admiration? Such a little girl has a beautiful sister whom he admires.
So, this is seduction
If this is the case, if Sivir is asked to invite top wizards to be professors, will he be able to hire the right ones one by one?
Gu Zhen shook his head violently, using his inertia to get rid of this terrible thought in his head.
Although he is not a pervert, he is not a straight man either. In his previous life, he was just an ordinary fat otaku.
Even if there is no possibility of being with the beautiful woman around me, it is impossible to use this beautiful woman to seduce others. The otaku's view of beautiful women will always be that I can't get it 99.9% of the time, but it's okay if other people can't get it. Beautiful women will live alone forever. Is it perfect?
Of course, it would be even more perfect if the beauty had some thoughts about me and took the initiative.
Sivir pulled the little girl: "What's your name?"
"Elsa."
"Where's your full name?"
"My name is Elsa"
Sivir stopped talking. This child has no parents and no surname. Just like himself, Sivir also has no surname.
Sivir took Elsa to the restaurant, and she heard the little girl's stomach growling. Humans need to eat, which is so troublesome but also so cute.
Guzhen was also a little hungry, and when he was about to follow, the toad grabbed him by the corner of his clothes.
The toad pointed outside the cave: "Young man, do you want to catch turtles, sashimi, cold them, or steam them?"
Gu Zhen touched his chin: "We must catch him back."
It's a pity to eat it, but for such a big turtle, if you build a gate on its shell and put the entrance and exit of Winter Valley somewhere.
Beautiful
In ancient China, there were various turtles carrying monuments, including turtles, turtles carrying burdens, and even the legendary Baxia. Could those guys be carrying the world like Winter Valley?
This can have
"You can catch him." Gu Zhen looked at Toad with shining eyes.
Toad rolled his eyes and curled his lips in disdain. It disappeared with a snap, and a full quarter of an hour later there was a loud bang, and a huge turtle crashed in front of the ancient town.
The turtle tried its best to retract its head into the turtle shell, but its head was so swollen that it couldn't go in anymore. The toad stood on the turtle shell, turned its neck, moved its arms and legs, and made a clicking sound with its claws. He held the pipe in his mouth and blew out several smoke rings.
"You son of a turtle is quite strong. He actually dares to touch me. If Mr. Frog doesn't punch me, you think I'm just a toad."
"Tell me, young man, why do you think you can't finish such a large group of food? Should you freeze it or make bacon?"
At the same time, in the castle restaurant, Elsa sucked the last casserole rice noodle into her mouth, patted her round belly with satisfaction, wiped her mouth and looked at Sivir with her head tilted, the look in her big eyes getting more and more weird. , Behind the innocence shines the unique light of monkey spirit, monkey spirit and bear child.
She pushed her chair back, jumped up on the table, and pointed at Sivir with a fork full of soup.
"Hahaha old woman, you have been fooled"
"Don't think that just because you are beautiful, you can do whatever you want. I want to imprison Elsa in this little castle. You are dreaming." Elsa looked like her conspiracy had succeeded and you were all deceived by your aunt.
Sivir crossed his arms and stared at her with interest.
"I'm Elsa." The little girl patted her chest: "The descendant of the Vikings, the existence of tamed giant turtles, how could a woman destined to become the pirate king restrain herself in such a small castle?"
"Fei Fei" the little girl yelled, and a round and round Sniff jumped up and landed on her shoulder. At the same time, he stuffed the Galleons in his hand into his belly pocket.
"You're stupid. I have a sniff. The vault is empty. Hiahiah. Bye, little sister. No need to give it away. We have the door key." The little girl touched the button on the corner of her clothes, bumped her body forward and disappeared.
Sivir's frozen face actually showed a complete smile.
At the mouth of the valley, the ancient town and the toad were fighting.
"I told him to hump the gate," Guzhen roared.
The toad pipe and the pot are dancing around, wanting to smoke a pot in the ancient town: "If you want to resist the gate, I will catch a giant dragon for you. Mr. Frog will not capture it to work for you. Mr. Frog wants to eat turtle meat."
There was a crisp sound, and the little pirate girl appeared accurately on the giant turtle's shell. He put his head on his hips and laughed like a suckling pig.
"You are a bunch of idiots, and you still dare to compete with Miss Elsa in a battle of wits. We want you to know what it is like to be a pirate. There is no life without a blade of grass."
Her unbridled laughter gradually weakened, and her little face was full of confusion as she looked at Toad and Gu Zhen, who were fighting and blushing. Why were these two guys chewing on the turtle shell?
She looked around and saw that the castle she had just escaped from was forty meters ahead. The woman who was so beautiful but had a pure black soul that she wanted to imprison him was walking out of the castle with an elegant look.
The speed is neither fast nor slow, just like walking.
The little girl couldn't hold herself any longer and stomped on the turtle shell: "Idiot, how come you got in instead of letting you run away? How did you squeeze in through such a narrow passage with such a big turtle head?"
The little girl looked dejected.
Sivir came over and looked at Elsa and said calmly: "When you're full, it's time to go to the magic class with me."
The little girl held her head high and arrogantly said: "It's impossible, I, the Viking Princess Aisha Hardrada, can use a small wooden stick to learn the mosquito humming spell from you. The magic of the Vikings is an ax. Don't try to trap me."
Guzhen and Toad glanced at him and continued to glare at each other.
"I want to eat turtle meat." Toad looked at the ancient town and refused to give in.
"Stupid" Guzhen snorted coldly: "It is more cost-effective to raise such a big turtle and cut it into dozens of pounds of meat every two days. It will be endless than killing it."
The ferocious expression of the toad suddenly appeared on his face, as if the door to a new world had been opened.
This is actually possible
It gradually looked at the ancient town with a bit of admiration. At this moment, it felt that my master was not too useless.
The giant turtle on the side continued to tremble.
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