Across Marvel: The Most Powerful

Two minutes after Caliban's words ended, Lu Ming collected the money and was smoking a cigar. An Asian woman with a super figure was wearing a tights with pockets, gauntlets on both arms, and purple-red waist-length hair. Just came here.For this woman, Caliban could never hide his admiration in his eyes, and he introduced: "This is Spirit Butterfly. She can turn her mind power into various weapons, and she also knows many kinds of fighting skills. She is my number one bodyguard. "

After saying that, he said to Lu Ming: "But with Dongxie's strength, I think you will become my right-hand man in the future. Lingdie, this is Dongxie who has super speed and ancient Chinese martial arts. Let's get to know each other!!"

"Ancient Chinese Martial Arts??"

Lingdie stretched out his hand and said seriously: "It seems that I will need to ask for some advice if I have the opportunity in the future."

"Please take care of me."

Lu Ming shook hands with her and clearly felt that the strength of this woman's hand was astonishing, so he used Jiuyin Qi to protect his wrist and competed with her.As for Lingdie, it was obvious that he had held his hand just now, but now it was like holding a stone, so the strength in his hand doubled again, while Lu Ming just smiled slightly, without any panic in his expression.

Ten minutes later, Lingdie withdrew her hand, but she increased her strength tenfold. With such strength, she could easily knock out an elephant, let alone a human hand bone, with one punch, but this thing Xie actually has no expression at all, which shows how powerful he is.

"You are good!!"

Withdrawing his hand, Lingdie gave Lu Ming his own evaluation.

Seeing the two members confirming themselves to each other, Caliban said to Psylocke: "Go find a place for the new members of our family. In the future, you will be the two strongest combat forces of our family."

"clear."

Lingdie nodded and said to Lu Ming: "There happens to be someone looking for tenants nearby, come with me!!" So, Lu Ming took a cigar and followed him all the way.

The address that Lingdie brought was a five-story building. It used to be a hotel, but now all the houses are rented out.

In a room 302, a sturdy man heard someone ringing the doorbell, half-propelled from the bed and sat up in a daze. With a move of his feet, he kicked away three empty wine bottles lying on the bed. He rolled to the ground with a rumble. Hearing the sound, the man hurriedly jumped off the bed, holding the wine bottle in his hand, and said with a regretful expression like a dead Xiaoqiang: "I'm sorry, Oppa, I drank from you last night." , I used you, and now I’m kicking you, I’m really embarrassed, I will love you very much now.”

As he spoke, he carefully placed the three empty wine bottles back on the bedside, and then opened the door in a loose nightgown. After he opened the door, he took a closer look and saw two Asians standing outside, one was a beautiful woman and the other But they are handsome guys. Their appearance ranks among Asians, and they can indeed be regarded as handsome men and beautiful women.

"Who are you looking for?"

The man winked at the beautiful woman, and then looked at Lu Ming seriously: "If you are selling insurance, I don't have the money to buy it. But if you are here to sell yourself, I will accept both men and women. If you want to buy it, Duck, I can sell myself to you." As he said that, he winked at the two of them, and the expression on his face was not to mention how mean.

"I heard that you are recruiting new tenants. We are here to rent a house."

"Yes, I will pay a thousand dollars for half a year to recruit tenants. Of course, if it is a beautiful woman, I don't have to pay rent, and I can also give rent to the beautiful woman."

The man looked at the two of them affectionately, and said like a waving girl on the street: "Which one of you wants to rent!!"

"It's him."

As everyone knows, in what the man said after opening the door, Lingdie suppressed her anger so as not to cut the disgusting bitch in half with a sword. Now that the task was completed, she actually pushed Lu Ming and quickly went downstairs. Find a place to vomit.

"Hello, my name is Lu Ming."

"Oh, hello, my name is Wade Winston Wilson, you can call me Wade, and we will live in the same house from now on."

Speaking of this, he actually made a cute expression again: "So please show mercy, my chrysanthemums haven't bloomed yet!!"

Sure enough, the most humble people are invincible.

Lu Ming's eyebrows jumped wildly. Who would have thought that one day he would live under the same roof as Wade.This guy will be the future Deadpool. He loves Cosprey very much and is the only person in the world who knows that he is a comic book character. Later, he secretly fell in love with the goddess of death and cursed Thanos to become immortal. He was called by many people: a little bitch. cheap.

If I live under the same roof with him, will I be annoyed by him? !

Lu Ming hung his head helplessly and walked into the room.

There are two rooms in the house, one is Wade's, his room is on the left, with kitchen, bathroom, and inner room, and Shao Gong's is on the right, with bathroom, kitchen, and inner room. The two share a living room and balcony.

Lu Ming didn't have any luggage. The bed in this room was complete, but there were no toiletries. Lu Ming took the key from Wade, gave him a thousand dollars, and went out to buy daily necessities.

The next morning, a sexy disco sound suddenly came from the living room. Lu Ming rubbed his hair and went out to see. It was Wade wearing tights and doing aerobics with a beautiful girl on TV who had a good figure. , he looked at Lu Ming, smiled and said hello: "Hi friends, I heard that this aerobics has a special effect of breast enhancement, do you want to do it together??"

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Do men still need breast enhancement? ? "

Lu Ming was sweating profusely, but when he heard the wild and domineering "Savage" disco playing on the TV, the cells in his body seemed to be activated, and his body couldn't help but sway on its own.It has to be said that Wade's taste is indeed very high. The tracks in his collection are all top-notch dance music. Those cheerful melodies and dynamic rhythms will make everyone who has experienced the era of the Hodong warriors listen once they are played. People can't help but sway along.

After listening to one song, the next one is another super nice warrior dance song: You're My! !

Now Lu Ming has completely let go of himself and started dancing. His dancing posture cannot be said to be very beautiful, but Wade can see that the frequency of this kid's dancing is completely from the wild passion in his heart.Being surrounded by him like this, Wade couldn't do any aerobics anymore, and he started dancing crazily with Lu Ming.

"You know, friends, although we are rocking in the room now, we are probably being watched by thousands of spectators, so let's have fun!! Let's wildly release ourselves, release the souls in our bodies, and let it go Completely immersing yourself in music and dancing to it can inspire us to have the confidence to live a good life in this city, right! Oye, Beibi, be a little wilder!"

Wade knows that he is in the world of comics, so he is always in a state of "everyone is drunk and I am alone". He usually talks a lot of nonsense and is mixed with a lot of messy things, so it makes many people confused. People mistakenly thought that he was a psychopath. After he became Deadpool, his nonsense and gossip became even more unscrupulous. This caused many heroes to stay away from him, which is evident in his venomous tongue.

However, Deadpool's favorite thing is to be with Spider-Man. Almost everyone familiar with Marvel knows that Deadpool and Spider-Man are the two big talkers in the Marvel Universe, and are called Jianzi and Bugs by fans.Because the two men's suits were very similar, Deadpool was mistaken for Spider-Man by a little sister on the subway. Then Deadpool said that he had run out of spider silk and had no taxi money, so he took the subway. In the end, the little sister gave him ten yuan. Said to save it for taking a taxi later.

This made Deadpool develop a liking for this guy who dressed very similar to himself.

In fact, whoever Deadpool develops a crush on will be unlucky.

During that time, Deadpool wanted to make some good changes in his life, so he not only joined the X-Men, but also went to New York to apprentice with Spider-Man and learn how to become a hero. So the story between the two began with Spider-Man wearing a uniform. I went to a grocery store to buy milk and bananas, only to find that my beloved boss and his family had all been murdered.

In addition, he had received news before that Deadpool had come to New York, so Spider-Man immediately believed that it was the guy who did it. So when Spider-Man found Deadpool, Deadpool was standing on the roof like a hero... ...Hiccup... When he saw Spider-Man, he said: "Hey, Bugs, I haven't seen you since The Amazing Spider-Man Episode 661!"

So the two didn't know each other, so they teamed up to find the murderer.

Thus, the "super (annoying) best friends" combination of Deadpool and Spider-Man, the two most powerful talkers in the history of Marvel, was born. However, every time Deadpool talks about this combination, Spider-Man always looks disgusted. .However, when the two of them acted, every time there was danger, Spider-Man always threw Deadpool out, because the real guy couldn't die anyway.

There was a time when Spider-Man was unconscious and he took off his clothes. In addition, Deadpool kissed Spider-Man on the forehead.The funniest scene is when Deadpool once cosplayed, shockingly wearing a maid costume and shouting for help! !As a result, Spider-Man was filled with shame when he arrived at the scene and shouted: Who will drag this guy out and kill him! !

Anyway, this pair are the most quarrelsome friends in the history of Marvel. This also leads to Deadpool often complaining that Spider-Man's suit is a copy of his Deadpool suit idea, so he often clings to Spider-Man to enhance the relationship between the two. Super friendship.Anyway, these two people have a relationship between the cold and arrogant Shou (Spider-Man) and the shameless and aggressive (Deadpool).

Well, in other words, it’s a very cute relationship.

Two hours later, the two of them finished their morning exercise and went back to their rooms to take a shower, then gathered in the living room to have breakfast.

During the dinner, Wade said to Lu Ming: "Friend, what do you do??"

"Freelance thugs do whatever they want, as long as they make money."

"Oye, your career is very similar to mine!!"

Wade said: "I also work for whoever pays the most. It seems that we can become good friends in the future."

"hope so."

Lu Ming shook hands with him and continued to hold hot dogs and drink milk. Wade was very happy to have a new friend and invited him: "To celebrate our becoming friends, I will take you to dig holes tonight."

"Drill a hole??"

"Yes, find a woman and have fun."

Wade winked at Lu Ming: "Of course, you can also have fun with me."

"Go to hell!!"

"We are friends, you are so heartless."

"Shut up faggot."

Lu Ming clenched his fists, suppressing the trembling of his body, and his eyes burned with burning anger: "Bow your head to eat, and don't talk."

"so hard!!"

Seeing his friend getting angry, Wade had no choice but to shut up.

Lu Ming ate breakfast helplessly. It was only the first day and he couldn't stand it anymore. Can he really live here in the future? ?